25+ General

Hey anon... How ya doing? I'm feeling with you tonight, just lo tet ya know.

>>38245780
>Hey anon... How ya doing? I'm feeling with you tonight, just lo tet ya know.

Thanks man

Turn 26 in 3 weeks. Have a shit load of money saved and two vacations planned this summer and winter. Banged 7 chicks this year so far even though I love with my grandparents. Still deciding what I want to do with my life, but I'm having fun and making money while I decide. Barely got any sleep last night though went to the gym after work I'm now I'm tired af just browsing different sites until it's time to leave.

>>38245929

pls no roleplaying in this thread.

>finally want to try
>not sure how
>could keep working hard at my shitty job and keep getting promoted
>could quit and go back to living virtually neet, surviving on 1 hours work a day and actually try to be productive with my time now
>could move town to get a 'better' job with more prospects but not be any better off (atleast initially) due to dirt cheap rent here
>could get sober and be bored of my life but at least more together
>could also use my spare time to better myself
too hard to decide, ill just jerk off and shitpost all weekend instead and sort myself out next week

>>38245602
>How are you guys holding up on this humid summer night?
its winter here and the seasonal effective disorder is hitting hard

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>>38246120
How sad is that if you have sex with women people on this board consider it roleplaying? People just come here for laughs, only a retard makes serious threads on r9k. Protip if you aren't happy start changing shit in your life.

>>38246245
Or you could leave, norman

i'm doing pretty bad. i got a good thing going in my life and i'm fucking it up royally with my depression. i've basically been almost mentally comatose since march - all i do is watch shitty youtube videos and post here.

>>38246263
Nah I'm gonna stay and lol at this thread.

>>38246245

The only thing more pathetic actually is people like you who spend their Saturday night's LARPing amogost other "losers"

>>38245602
26, studying up for a technical interview, realizing that all programmers are fucking autistic and i dont want to be in the profession anymore but I have no clue what else to do for a living. hopefully i can stay unemployed for a while longer.

>>38246304
go to hell you son of a bitch

>>38246353

Do you have a degree or are you one of those freelance people

>>38246314
I'm not larping, I'm at work and I'm bored. Deal with it, just like you deal with being rejected by the opposite sex.

Haha

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>>38246314
>>38246390

just ignore him. probably fucking something that looks like pic related

>>38246398
degree, not sure what difference that would make though.

>>38246419
youre pretty cringy dude. at least i dont live with my grandparents

>>38246390
Yeah but you're already in hell haha

I'm fucking everything up again and it passed the point where my fuck ups were rectifiable a while ago. I'm not even attempting to stop the fall this time.
Getting stoned, eating beef jerky, playing online poker and posting on /r9k/
Hope you're all coping somehow too

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>>38245602
Running out of vodka at 7 am.

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>>38246425
Stay salty cuck

>>38246442
Yeah it sucks saving up all kinds of money and spending time fixing up cars with my gramps. He gave me a fist bump when he saw the last girl i banged come downstairs and leave.

Haha

>>38246462
same for me >>38246284

it's pretty fucked up. my life is never going to be this good again yet i'm letting it go to shit

>>38246245
get the fuck out you attention whore. youre no better than the women who post on here looking for validation

>>38246530
Lmao at cucks who talk shit get pwned and start whining. Yet I'm acting like a women?

Haha

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>>38246523
>He gave me a fist bump when he saw the last girl i banged come downstairs and leave.

did he give you $5 to? Please stop I can only cringe so hard.

>>38246526
It always feels better for a while when good things happen but eventually I just can't be fucked to do it.
Whatever it is, whatever the costs or benefits.
I can't will myself to do anything until I know for fact I've burned the bridge.
What a life. Sometimes I feel like I wasted a ridiculous life had someone else been in my place, but still, being a mentally weak shithead was always part of the hand I was dealt, I suppose.
Again, can't be bothered to figure out why I do this to myself nor would I be likely to fix anything if a magic solution to not sucking was presented.
At least I don't matter at all so this is fine.

>>38246603
I don't need money i have my own cuck.

Haha

>>38246943
You have your own cuck?

>>38247007
I have a few cucks actually. Women are relentless in their pursuit of dominant males, sometimes I have to bang another dudes gf/wife to show him the reality of the world.

>>38247051
WASHINGTON
WASHINGTON
SIX FOOT TWENTY
FUCKING KILLING FOR FUN

(he'll save children, but not the british children)

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>tfw drunk again watching music videos from when I was a childhood

someone pls help me

If things don't get better within the next month I'm ready for the sweet embrace of death with a double barrel 12 guage

>>38245602

less than 3 months to 29

sometimes I think that I should try and find a GF, but then I think about the fact that I'm almost a wizard. it just doesn't make sense to lose it now that I'm so close

I have a good job and make good money, so that supplies all my stupid habits and whatnot

>>38247378

Go with a 45. It's easier to fail with a shotgun

>>38247396
Dude you're a 29 year old virgin, you need to start making moves on women asap. Just start getting comfortable conversing with them first. Do you see a women frequently like at the front desk of a gym or a cashier? You don't wanna end up like the 40 year old virgins on this board.

Haha

>>38245602
>humid summer night?
Sunday day here in Aussie land. Wasnt too bad weather, actually.

>went local markets for breakfast
>eat fucking EVERYTHING deep fried because im fat
>very satisfying
>browse retro computer thread on /g/
>look on ebay for old pcs and mainframes
>too expensive, fuck that
>try new dns adblocker on my router, works like magic
>take RPI off DNS duties
>upgrading to newest debian (whatever it is after jessie) so i can put virtual box on there

Plan on making my own retro shit using what I have since I cant justify paying the fees to get shit to my remote town off the internet. Will put windows 95 on it, set up tightVNC so I can access it via my phone/tablet, and then look into how I can tunnel into the rpi from work so I can play age of empires of diablo from my desk.

Sorry for the blog post. Its just /g/ doesnt really care that much for tech shit like this, and I always scour arcanine specifically for the 25+ threads, because you people are much nicer, and understand the feels when I start panicking about not being as far in life as my old peers.

>>38246146
>>not sure how
Take everything you just said, and dilute it. There is no need to jump to a radical extreme.

>get promoted while working as little as you need to
>be productive with your time currently have
>move when you can afford to
>drink less, but no need to be a teetotaler, life will be interesting since youre going to spend time being productive

>/r9k/ always full of nasty faggot shit

i hate other gays. they're so disgusting and pushy, like born-again Christians

>>38247456
I'm also a 29 year old virgin. I'm really confortable talking to women but that is not enough. I just fail to make conversations interesting and flirty. I also lack the initiative, I'm not asking women out. At this age life is really tough, it's hard to meet new people. A lot of my friend are getting married, moving abroad, finding new friends, battling depression etc...It's really hard to find a person to go out with.

>>38247261
>music videos from when I was a childhood
what sort of music are you listening/watching?

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>27
>dancing in my room at 12am to basically tween pop

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>>38247261
that's as good as it gets man
throw in a klonopin, an opiate, a toasted almond bar and a younger body that can still take all that shit and I'm in heaven
but it's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ

>>38248228

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt5EHAqhR1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKEmoDvPqvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkVsJGl5d6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCm6gRHINqA

Theres a sample. Half of it is objectively terrible but it gives me feels.

27 here. Quit my job this week so I can move to Seattle and hopefully advance my career. Moving monday and nervous as shit. This is maybe the most noticeable change as I've grown older. Courage and fearlessness has left me, and although I am wiser than my teenage self, I completely lack the balls I had at that time. Don't actually have a job yet, but I have some leads and enough money saved to live off while I find myself.

>>38248432
i also have become sort of "neutered" as i age. honestly it makes me insanely angry to have peers age 21-23 be successful. they will never feel how much i was beaten down at that age and how it ruined me. they will be free to think success is easy and just comes naturally

>>38248518
what i wouldn't give to be 15 again. I was clueless and not successful with girls, but I had no problem about talking to them and asking them out.

>>38248309
Tomb Raider had such a great soundtrack

Holding up only because I've been forced into something I want no part in.
Once she's free from the govts eyes and the kids hers I'll slam my truck into a pole.

>>38245602
Nearing 30 here.

I think I'm becoming insane. I've been on here for over 12 hours for one. I'm also doing a ton of baiting during my hours on 4chan. Besides that it is masturbating to porn. No job yet.

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>>38245602
>27
>all I want to do in life is be unemployed and cash in unemployment checks while not beign tied to work for the rest of my miserable life
>work at a waste disposal facility anytime one employer there wants to take a vacation or needs extra help
>never had a gf
>had sex once when I was 19
>can not get drunk due to a shit liver and don't want to degenerate myself into drugs
>aniem and my little pony are my escape from reality
>caffeine addiction
>hemerhhoids
>ugly and fat
>can' even bring myself to excersize due to beign exhausted all the time
>might have unconfirmed diabeetus
>everyone in famiyl pestering me about starting a family and a career
>always more or less broke
>would not survive on my own
>starting to lean more towards traps than real women
Pretty much wishing I had some incurable cancer

summer sucks. Everything seems slow.
Approaching 29.
nothing is improving. Not sure what to do if this continues on as I approach 30.

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I'm 27. In the last few months, I've started getting involved in political organizing with the Democratic Socialists of America. My main contribution has been canvassing in support of SB562, a state bill here in California that would provide universal health care coverage (a single-payer model) for the whole state.

I'm not great at it. Knocking on doors and talking to people about politics is hard. But I'm getting better.

I'm antisocial and disorganized; socialist organizing is not exactly comfortable territory for me. But doing this, feeling like I'm working for something real that could actually make a positive difference in the world, it makes me feel alive in way that I haven't in years.

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>>38249292
>27
>all I want to do in life is be unemployed and cash in unemployment checks while not beign tied to work for the rest of my miserable life
>had sex once when I was 19
>can not get drunk due to a shit liver and don't want to degenerate myself into drugs
>caffeine addiction
>hemerhhoids
>ugly
>might have unconfirmed diabeetus
>always more or less broke

I know about half your feels

>>38246523
I'd commit ritual suicide, sake and all, before trying to seduce a 5/10 roast like that.

>35
>pretty fucked. alone. still.
>thought my 20s were rough.

Nah it gets worse.
Sorry guys.

>>38249499
Do you at least have money

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>>38249425
Our hopes and dreams are pretty much shattered

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>>38249009
It is a masterpiece.

>>38248307

It is. It's like a time machine.

And thank you for posting that link, That's one I haven't found yet.,,it feels like you just dusted the cobwebs off another part of my brain that was long forgotten.

THANK YOU

>>38249535

Somewhat I guess. More stuff than I had when I was in my 20s.
Women still want Chad and thug shitfucks.

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>29
>1:45am... 78-degrees -> 50-fucking-percent humidity.
>On disability -> two week coma several years ago, motorcycle accident -> brain damage -> epilepsy
>Ruined relationship w/ 7/10 chick, huge hits, hate myself
>drunk
>drunk the past week, no breaks
>But hey, I'm registered for fall '17
>Met 5.5/10 chick on OKC: 19 -> 20 in a couple weeks
...
I've got that going for me, which is nice.

>>38249252
I'm a little like you

Anyone else feel like they're getting too old for 4chan? I'm 25, started coming here around 7 years ago, and these days I just don't enjoy this site like I used to, and it feels like I'm seeing mostly the same threads and posts almost every day.

>>38249697

I was most active on 4chan from 2008-2012 or so. Since then, I've only checked in occasionally to see how things are going. I still feel an affinity for the people here (/r9k/ in particular), but I feel out of place. These days, I just don't have much to say in most of the threads here.

>>38249697

Once you get near 30, you are probably too old for this place. At least that's when I started to feel out of place.
I know my time has passed ( 35 ) i just don't know where else to go at this point.
I've never had a facebook, or any social media. I kept anonymous and I plan to stay that way cause of reasons.

>>38249730
I still have a bad habit of going on 4chan every day, but I feel that I've just run out of things to discuss as well. The board I tend to go on the most is /v/, but I simply don't care that much about most of the games that are posted there, and the games that I do care about, I've already discussed to death.

>>38249697
>>38249774
Yes I feel the same as you guys. Which is why I feel I'm going insane. I clearly need to leave this place. I clearly need to go get a job, to go get a life. Yet here I remain. Even though I often can't stand this place I just keep coming back. On /v/ it is especially apparent to me that I just don't belong there anymore. This is why I bait so much now. I have nothing else. Bait at least brings me some joy for a bit.

27yo. Might run out to get beer and play RE4 for the nth time again.

Have a gf but still lust at actual stacies. Kill me

>>38249774
>i just don't know where else to go at this point.

If and when I get the willpower to quit this place for good, I have a massive backlog of video games, movies, etc, so I'll spend my free time going through my backlog.

>>38249825

Feel yah bro.
I've literally just been a rapid troll on various boards.
For years.
Never stopped to bother having a conversation anymore cause I couldn't connect with anyone anymore.
So I became a rapid, fucking, stupid troll.
Though it's fun and easy as fuck to troll the neo gen of 4chins.
For many. Many. years.
Now I changed. And I yearn for connections and pissing people off just doesn't taste the same anymore.
Very little connections left to feel.

>>38249853

But where is there to go?
I want to remain anonymous.
I refuse to take selfies and join the herd.

>>38249825
>On /v/ it is especially apparent to me that I just don't belong there anymore. This is why I bait so much now.

I don't have an interest in posting bait, I just refresh the front page over and over out of habit. The depressing thing about that board is that I used to have fun with it, back around 2011 and 2012, but it feels like either the board has gotten more boring, I've become more jaded, or both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

>>38249884

Is checking /pol/ for happenings just the same as a old man checking his newspaper in the morning?
is that all thats left

>>38249884
>But where is there to go?

I don't think I would go to another site if I quit 4chan. If I have barely anything to say on this site, which I've spent over half a decade on, what stuff would I have to talk about sites where I am new?

>>38249943
>Is checking /pol/ for happenings

I don't find /pol/ happenings that interesting because I am so reclusive, I feel too distant from the rest of the world to care that much.

>>38249952
Good point.
Guess this is the end of the road fellers.
Were the old men of this place.

>>38249697
>>38249730
>>38249805

Dam I am exactly the same 25 and here since 2008. I rarely post and pretty much only lurk. I should have left after moot deleted this place along with /new/ as they were my home boards at the time.

>>38250004
>Moot quit this site two and a half years ago yet we're still here

tfw no older gf
i m not young either but older girls are qt

>>38250047

Couldn't score girls in my 20s, can't score them now.
Oh well. That's cool.

>>38249899
The board has gotten more normie and lame with their taste in gaming actually. There is also another half on there that shit on everything. Unlike the usual though. To me it seems like kids trying to hate things ironically just to get some yous.

My bait is pretty damn boring and standard most of the time. I just prefer to stick to the easy things that I know people will reply to since they just can't help but to. I posted a thread right now actually that is at least very different from my usual nonsense but I won't tell which thread I posted here. I wouldn't be able to necessarily prove it either anyways.

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>>38249576
Happy to help out a fellow nostalgia rocker.
Even with my nostalgia being for corporate grunge 90s alt-rock, when I close my eyes, I can almost feel the hope again. It was all ahead of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

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>>38249991
Every time I think "you're here forever" it seems twisted in a different way, now.
I was just here for the lulz and nudes
can'twakeup.caps

>>38250082
>The board has gotten more normie and lame with their taste in gaming actually.

I feel the same way. I remember the board being obsessed with games like Deus Ex 1 and Dwarf Fortress, years ago. These days it's more about the console wars than the games.

This is probably not the best place to ask but doesn't anyone have any tips for resolving a internet/masturbation addiction?

I sit on the internet for like 14 hours a day because it's how I masturbate.

I've dealt with other addictions in the past. I used to be an alcoholic. And it was hard to stop but there were a lot of conditions that helped me stop. I didn't have the money to buy it anymore. The hangovers were a brutal push-back.

But with whacking it, it's free, there's no hangover. I sit on the internet all day whacking it and there no feedback at all that would make me stop. I've looked up and just noticed that 10 years have gone by and it's like I wasn't even alive for them. 10 years without a memory, without an experience. Nothing to distinguish any moment from the others.

>>38250219

I can sometimes remember certain time periods from rediscovered porn scenes.
Like oh I remember when I found this.

I know the feeling. I wasted my prime just jerking off and not really bettering myself.

Still do.

>>38250212
It is actually likely GG that ruined the board forever. It brought in too many undesirables and they will not leave now. Although there was the issue with the SJW mods before GG became a thing. So it was a lose/lose either way for /v/.

>>38250265
I don't remember much about 2014 /v/, apart from GG spamming like crazy.

>>38250325
It not only damaged /v/ it damaged much of the site as a whole. It also showed Moot to be a traitorous faggot. I defended him for awhile but seeing how he handled that issue and then how he went to work for google I'm thinking he was just a kike rate this whole time.

At least Hiro has been a bit better imo.

>>38246245
Fuck off to /soc/ you manwhore

>>38249899
It's just fucking consolewars 24/7 there. They never talk about hidden gems anymore. Board culture is contained in those crying wojaks, it's embarassing to look at because fucking hell, it reeks of children. Here at least I've got the 25+, and ocasionally a thread that surprisingly well describes how I currently feel like. I guess I could move to other boards like /out/, but my hobbies are dead in the water so it's like watching cool kids having fun instead of doing it on my own.

I just want to be dead, because it seems to be the only fulfilling long-term condition.

>>38250325
>>38250403
kike rat I mean. All what he had to do was be honest and I wouldn't have even minded what he did much. But he couldn't even do that.

>>38250419
>Board culture is contained in those crying wojaks

Which sucks, because /v/ used to have people draw original comics and stuff to post, while these days everything is just another Wojack or Pepe meme.

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>45

Don't believe the memers, it never gets better

>>38245602
I thought my life was bad, now its worse. I work at a call center, and found bed bugs and cockroaches in my home. Found out that i got them from coming on my clothes from work to my home. I dont have the money to exterminate them. They are everywhere, my employer is trying to blame me saying I brought them when I have documented proof I found them at my job. I cant even sleep in my home anymore, I sleep in my car naked because I am terrified of them getting inside my car. I am considering ending it.

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Well lads, I'm now officially 25. Does the sense of dread ever go away?

>>38250533
>>45
Why no family?

>>38250584
Only if you go insane, like clinically insane

25 year old neet loser reporting in. Would like to make a friend who is nice and would play games and stuff with me. Must be into anime and obviously video games. No normies allowed. M-my email is colonthreeanon [at]outlook.com

>>38250584
in brief, intoxicated waves, sure.
also this >>38250593
many ways to skin a mule deer

gonna buy a rope next week. some progress I suppose

>>38250589
>>38250589
Could ask the same question to yourself, there's really no difference between 25 and 45 except for your health getting worse and worse.

>>38250611

pretty much this.
35. Feel the same as when I was 21. Though starting to slow down health wise is all.
Other than that I'm the same person.
Just endured a bit more hell. And found deeper levels to how painful it all gets mentally. It gets worse. So much worse. I'm amazed I'm still here tbqh senpai

>>38250533
Insane anon here. I'm done posting itt for now. I really hope I don't get as old as you remaining here.

>>38250584
If you drink a lot, but then it comes back in a tsunami of fucking self loathing and pain once you wake up and get sober.

>finally a nice thread to share genuine feels with my fellow robots
>oh wait, it's another normie shitting up everything to make me feel like the most worthless scum episode

Well, good night everyone...

>>38245602

i turned 30 this year but cant bring up the courage to kill myself. does anyone have any hopes or dreams anymore or are you dead inside and merely going through the motions of daily life?

>>38250804

just motions anon.
I got nothing to look forward to.
Still alone. Tried to better myself. It didn't work.
Been waiting for "her" since my early 20s.
Now mid 30s. Nothing anon.
Nothing.
Maybe you will have better luck than me.
I'm going to bed now.

27 in a week
Finally got me a Switch. Oh man I hate summer. It's too hot. I wish I had some more 3-meo-pce. I was reeing in the yard at night high as balls, that was cool

>>38245602
Lost my virginity about a month ago. It was awful and I couldn't even keep a hard on. It's not fucking fair, I lost my virginity way too late. When I was 13 - 19 I could be hard all the time with ease, and then AD meds ruined my dick.

Now I'm empty inside.

>>38250804
I still daydream and have soft "plans" that rely on a miracle happening, but I'm more or less heading into track of not giving a fuck about anything outside of 24hrs periods I'm currently at. I may play the lottery every now and then to give God a chance to salvage me, but at this point I don't care what happens tomorrow, or what happened yesterday, if I get to be comfy today.
My only goal is getting a firearms permit and stashing away a gun with one bullet in case I need an exit plan real quick.

>>38250861
>getting a gun just in case

my nigga

I'm thinking of doing the same. It must be nice to own a gun

>>38250888
Yeah, it's like one of those hobbies I think I can lose myself at, without realizing how much I've missed out by not starting at a young age. When I read that people retire from their sports careers and shit at my age it makes me... tired.
But firearms? Maintenance is comfy and keeps your mind off of things. Shooting physically makes me feel better about myself. It doesn't really rely on other people, if anything other people just complicate things.
And if shit hits the fan one day, at least I know I've got some means to fight for survival.

>>38248217
Hm, its not like your in your early 20s but you could maybe go on a party with your friend and take some alcohol but not too much and start talking to women there, it much easier than a standard date. You have nothing to lose.

27 and career and investments slowly taking off. Hoping to be able to retire by my mid 40s with passive income.

We're lucky we're male because there is no timer for us to settle down and have kids.

Just focus on yourself until you've got it made.

>25
>neet
>college dropout
>no friends
>dark pit of despair
>don't do anything but shitposting
>I'm in a mental coma

kill me pls

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>>38250804
Killing yourself is a waste to be honest unless you're terminal. I've been going through the motions for years now as a soulless husk of a man.

It's never worth just necking yourself because life has no real purpose other than us going through the motions. Sometimes it's worth staying alive just for that one good moment in one day out of 1,000.

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26 years old, I'm turning it all around today
I'm 250lbs virgin pale skin red hair neet
can't take it anymore my health is so bad my mental state is shot
going to do some laundry make a coffee and go on a short walk

>>38251105
myfitnesspal
Do a caloric deficit.

>>38250626
>It gets worse. So much worse
What happened anon?

>25
>got really independent and assertive over the last few years
>probably the most high test of all my friends
>not interested in getting to know any girls
I mean, I still find women attractive but the women hate threads compketely skewed my views I feel I can't trust any female and as a chain reaction I just ignore them and don't even bother trying. I'm really broken right now

>>38251264
>I still find women attractive but the women hate threads compketely skewed my views I feel I can't trust any female and as a chain reaction I just ignore them and don't even bother trying
You're getting influenced by the misery of r9k.

>>38251145
thanks for the tip anon, just watched a tutorial on how to use myfitnesspal going to make an account

>>38251264
>I just ignore them and don't even bother trying.
/r9k/ successfully claims another soul. Sad sight.

>>38246245
Can you kindly please get the fuck out of here

>>38251340
>>38251377
I know. It was so convenient for me to go to these threads and blame all my problems on women being shit, kind of my own /pol/ and jews ordeal, and now I can't undo it. I wish there was a way to get that innocence back

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>>38251342
Do it every single day.
Dont try to not use it when it starts going well because "oh i know how many calories this is", that's the biggest mistake you can make that doesnt involve having a shit tier willpower.
>Always
>log
>everything
>you
>eat

Start with a 500 caloric deficit, next week 750, then 1k.

Heres the tip to not get hungry and binge like a retard:
>Dont go to the grocery store while hungry
>Eat eggs, cause it tastes like garbage after some time and it's full of protein and fat = you'll feel full
>Protein is god
>Processed foods are shit and should be avoided
>It's better to allow yourself ONE cheat meal a week, than to cheat a little bit every single day, 1 cookie every day is worse than a fucking kebab with fries on a saturday night
>Try to avoid casual alcohol, alcohol is the ultimate gains killer, if you cant red wine is good
>If you're at a buffet, dont take a SINGLE snack there, not even a single chips or nut, cause if you take one, you'll take 100 of them and fuck up all your macros
>Ideal diet is 40% protein 30% carbs 30% fat
>If you can learn to cook it's great, salad + chicken + a tiny bit of cheese is good and easy to prepare, i eat that everyday during the week
>Most importantly forgive yourself, it's ok to make mistakes, just calm down when you're binging, and learn what "triggered" that binge, dont think "fuck it i failed, might aswell become a fucking pig" and eat everything, 500 caloric surplus can be overcame easily the day after, 2500 not so much

If you can join a gym do it, dont be scared, go to fit and do GSLP till you reach 1/2/3/4.

t. Ex obese guy that got fit and got a well paying job because looks are everything

Pretty good. What I enjoy the most about becoming older is becoming a jaded cynic.

The world is shit, make the most of it you naive faggot.

>>38246245
I'm not even an incel but you need to leave immediately

26
all i do is go to work, come home, work out, get high, internet
things are getting pretty dark and i daydream about spree killing all the time
i cannot stand people. i have no desire for a normie life but it is thrust upon me cause i need to work and be around people in order to get money to live. i am a born misanthrope

i wanna go live in the mountains or something. have legit considered becoming a wandering hobo, but my mother can't cover the rent if i go, so i'm kinda stuck. i'm just really fucking bored and sick of all these people

>20
>0 days without suicidal thoughts
>massively fluctuating sleep schedule
>parents will likely not live much longer
>siblings are all roasties. One is a heroin addict as well.
>khhv
>only friend was in elementary school
>I was so autistic that I didn't appreciate my one and only friendship and pushed him away in middle school for being "too immature."
>was originally high IQ but constant acute stress, anxiety, depression, and weed to stave off the above have permanently wrecked that.
I'm sorry posting here. I know I'm five years too young, but I wanted to share. I don't think I'll even make it to 22, so I thought I'd post now instead of never.

where did the term larping come from?
why did we stop calling it trolling?
at best it is rping, there is nothing "live action" about pretending to be someone else on the internet.

>>38248258
This guy knows how to live

>>38246353
>all programmers are fucking autistic
What do you mean? Elaborate please

>>38251691
>why did we stop calling it trolling?
trolling usually involves doing it once.

>>38251517
thanks for the advice, I'm going to save this post and read about GSLP and the 40/30/30 ratio when I get back from the walk

The only reason I'm still bothering to live is my long distance girlfriend.
She is the nicest girl I have ever met (and my first GF). She was very patient with me, but she hasn't responded to messages since yesterday after I had another "I hate myself and don't want to live" rant.

I can't handle this and I don't know what to do. Everything feels like time is running out mixed with the realization that nothing really matters and incredible wistfulness to see her again.
I am literally letting out a high pitched drone through my throat as I'm typing this to cope with this despair.

>>38250861
>I may play the lottery every now and then to give God a chance to salvage me,

im hopelessly hoping to win the lottery. winning the jackpot is like a one in 17 million chance or something but its fun to fantasize about anyway.

>>38251769
>she hasn't responded to messages since yesterday after I had another "I hate myself and don't want to live" rant.
Girls dont want to be around depressed people who do nothing except rant all day long.

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26 here, hot as fuck this summer.
Got about one good year of hair left, doubt I'll use it and just spend the whole summer sitting in front of the PC again.

I wish being a perma-virgin didn't bother me as much as it did, each year it bugs me even more.

>>38251788

I am aware of that. No one does.
But I find myself in a difficult situation and all that helps temporarily is complaining and talking about my insecurities until I'm waiting for some things to happen that will change my life.
I have no one else whom I would talk to about this (that's why I'm venting here). I don't talk to my parents and don't want to, because it makes me only angry. Since this is my first relationship and I got into it so late (almost 28 years old), I don't know how to deal with it. Also I think that this is a relationship in hard-mode and not suitable for a first one.

All I want is to freeze myself and thaw in a few months once things have been solved. I am terrified that her patience will run out and I can't even blame her.

>>38251789

Do you mean it's falling out?
Do you think your situation (stress) contributed to it or is it genetic? Do you have that classic MPB or is it thinning?

Mine is thinning, all over the place and falling out. I want to believe that it's due to stress, since it started abruptly after intensive stress and malnourishment.

>>38251102
>Sometimes it's worth staying alive just for that one good moment in one day out of 1,000.

i have schizophrenia and have an anxiety disorder and am depressed. ive lost interest in all of the things that used to keep me occupied (music, video games, exercise). i quit two jobs in two months last year because of anxiety. still have anxiety attacks almost daily. dont have any friends. ive still got shitposting and coffee though.

>>38251667

Oh look, it's another edgy idiot who blames other people for his unhappiness.
First of all, you wouldn't make it a day as a homeless person.
Secondly, you would start hating your "desired" life in a mountain after a day once you realize how difficult the work would be and the lack of internet which would kill you.

Consider how retarded you are when you're not even smart enough to realize how stupid the shit your spout is. That's how retarded you are.

>>38245602
>29
>spent drinking alone in a nightclub
>still too afraid to approach women
Life not gong that great lads.

>>38251841
>until I'm waiting for some things to happen that will change my life
You know that only can do it yet you poison others in order to get attention.

>>38251572

Becoming overly cynical is the worst. It ruins your personality and there is no way for you to go back.

>>38251866
I wake up to a bed full of hair, and watch bunches fall out in the shower. I believe it is genetic MPB, each week it goes a bit futher up my scalp.

Not stressed, but my father and all the males on his side are completely bald

27 here never worked a real job in my life, been on welfare since I graduated back in 2009.

My only regret is spending so many years in depression, now that its gone my only goal is to learn how to enjoy life and im doing this mainly through spiritual teachings, meditation and such.

>>38251963
>im doing this mainly through spiritual teachings, meditation and such
Does it help to find yourself?

>>38251906

But isn't that what relationships partly are about? Emotional support during tough times? Maybe I'm just overdoing my allotted support, but I feel like I am going crazy during these times and I promised that I will make it up again if it resolves itself.

People always go on about "tfw no GF", but no one considers if they actually warrant one or if they would be able to keep one. As long as you're not perfectly happy with yourself, getting a GF might only make things worse for you in the end.

>>38251970

Eh more likely you will realize theres nothing to find which is not a bad thing

31 here. My father got cancer, he almost stopped eating a few days ago so he had to go to the hospital.

>>38251978
>As long as you're not perfectly happy with yourself, getting a GF might only make things worse for you in the end.
People expect that getting GF will change anything when in a matter of fact it's a test whenever you're true to yourself.

>>38245602
>31 here. My father got cancer, he almost stopped eating a few days ago so he had to go to the hospital.

I feel you. 24, my gf is battling against her 2nd cancer, she's almost eating nothing

>>38252009
>theres nothing to find
What do you mean? That we're only animals?

>>38251978
>>38252021

Almost no one is perfectly happy with themselves, but they still gets girlfriends and marry and have families and all the rest.

>>38252038
>gf
leave this place you fucking normie
>a bloo my gf died
hope that whore dies and so do you

>>38252038
Your pet whore needs to die, McThundercock.

>>38252038
I`m sorry man. That`s tough. At least my father is an old man you know.

>>38252069

You're supposed to utilize having a partner to improve yourself and try to be happy with yourself.

My problem is that I am not really trying that. I believe that I have irreversibly damaged and wasted my potential and now I am a husk of a man.
Getting a GF was a miracle, especially at my age, and I enjoyed it, because it was special. Special in a way that I really felt safe with her. I can't imagine that with any other girl that I've briefly "met" (classmates from school and college).
I don't even know what I'm doing. I just know that I am back to having a very strong passive deathwish and desire to just lie down and hide where no one can see me, hoping that things will resolve by themselves or I die in my crying-induced sleep.

>>38252060
Well in a way yes, but we do have this unique experience higher level consciousness compared to them.

Which allows us to think about all these things and of sadly also causes alot of unnecessary suffering to many.

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>>38252116
>old man
>tfw your parents are getting older by each year

>>38252151
>Which allows us to think about all these things and of sadly also causes alot of unnecessary suffering to many.
When do people stop being honest to themselves that they lose their "heart"?

>>38252152
Yeah well and they're more insufferable each year too. Funny how that works, eh?
>tfw I'm so tired of their shit and hoarding I only accept a minimalist lifestyle so I won't be like them
Digital era, tap water, selling and trading shit you don't need anymore. Paying once and crying once, having the room mostly empty so I could leave the cleaning to a fucking Rumba if I wanted to have some company

I'm just bored and unhappy all the time, also obsessed with money despite having nothing to spend my money on.

I don't think I'm depressed but I'm not happy either, everything just feels so dull and boring. Modern men need a greater and higher purpose than this current "existence", it's as simple as that.

>>38252276

My father (53) is also a hoarder. I need minimalism because his shitty behaviour coupled with his alcoholism and stupid thinking "more=better" and carelessness has given me numerous OCD.

>tfw never lean because mommy feeds me and I have no control over anything.
She also has become very lazy and "makes up" with baking cakes and shit. I can only maintain a calorie deficit if I eat only one meal per day because I can never be sure if she won't force me to eat a dessert or something. I'm not fat, I work out and shit, but it's terrible to me, because when I was a kid, she left for vacations in spain and my grandmother ruined my life by overfeeding me into being overweight.
I want to move out so I can finally start properly start counting calories, eating only for nourishment, never having a ready supply sweets and alcohol in my fridge. I know myself, and I know the only way to self-control is having nothing desirable in the vicinity.
The're going away for vacations next week so first I'll set a massive calorie deficit for myself as damage control, and then I'll simply refuse eating her stuff.
Fuck I hate food so God damn much, it was always more important than my feelings, makes me want to live on nothing but soylent green and oatmeal for months.

>>38252373
I hate vaccuming this fucking cuckshed, especially my parents' room. So many fuckign useless chairs, boxes, carpets and other crap eating away the time. I wish my father spanked some sense into this old gold digger, but he clearly is the beta provider and it would kill him to stand up for something.

>tfw Wizard brother seems to have embraced his NEET lifestyle and now he's fucking annoying me about stupid shit instead of being docile an quiet because he knows I'm pissed I can't get a job.
I just absolutely fucking despise this person. Not only he ruined my life by being the bully both in school and home, turning me into a robot and often getting me into some sketchy deals that cost me a lot, now he's carrying himself like he's the better person because mommy likes him enough to pay him hefty allowance and buy expensive gifts (racing bikes and shit) and constantly orders me around to buy shit out of my shitty savings.
I lurk /r9k/ and I'm fucking embarassed of him, I prefer to say I'm the only child. He must have like a 6 year gap in his CV now, ain't no way he'll survive and I bet he'll inherit everything from mommy so I basically have to look for ways to escape this cuckshed.
>can't find work
FUCKING END ME.

Can't wait till classes start again. I just shit post when I get back from work instead of doing productive things because no friends

>>38252459
Every summer we have fleas in this gigantic house that's fit for 5-6 people, not 2. I'm the only one cleaning, washing the dishes, taking care of the garden, never had a single thank you.

I'm literaly my father's slave. The day I'll leave, this house will become a dumping ground. Hell, when his girlfriend is here, All they do is drink and consume, and who's cleaning the place up ? MEEE.

Who's Checking if the Doors are locked because his father has the fucking habit of coming home drunk in the Middle of the night and forgetting the Keys on the outside lock MEEE.

I swear my OCD's are 100% his fault.

>>38251105
I'm currently on my 3rd day of water fasting and lost 5lbs already (some of that though is water weight). Works for me, just need to be careful once I stop and refeed to not gain all the weight back. I think of all the diets that exist fasting is the "fastest" pun intended

>>38252307
Everyone will one day die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that you find fun, make your life interesting. Fuck mundane and preditable, do you really want to live life working monday to friday with something you derive no pleasure from - just living life until you grow old and wither away?
Find a passion, form relationships and don't be afraid to get out there. Fuck what everybody else thinks, just do you boo boo, trust me it's a lot more fun that way.
So, stfu and go out into the world and be a the sick cunt we both know you are.

>>38252431
Dude just tell your mom you want to eat healthier and buy the groceries so she has no other choice.

I was in pretty much the same spot, and there's still days when she makes unhealthy shit, but it's greatly improved.

It's a bit of a double edged sword though because now leaving is harder since I won't have my mummy's healthy meals if I go which I assume is the reason she had no problem adapting.

>>38252431
see >>38251517
azeazeaze
see what i postedbloxxxx

>>38252715
>Keys on the outside lock MEEE.
Oh brother, my mother started doing that in addition to my grandparents losing their keys every couple of months. Then I realize we have literally no other way to lock out the rooms, because eveyrthing's old and shitty and hanging by the threads. If someone barged in, everything would be open for taking, and that's the main reason I don't want to invest in this shithole.
The other being senile grandparents and autistic brothers who will probably cause a fire one day. Of course mommy can't justify buying smoke detectors or extenguishers over another swimsuit or a bag, so I can't really expect any way of damage control before anyone arrives.

The house is big, it was meant for three families, but the way things are, I don't think mommy would ever want to split it again, and it's designed in such a shitty way there's pretty much only one useable bathroom, one usable kitchen, some rooms have access to some things, some don't, she would never allow building a wall between the flats, and even if, there's too much shit going on with this house, the only thing I would want to do with it is sell it, and get something manageable and cozy.

>>38245602
I finally made it lads.

I got a FWB and she's really dirty and really lusty, but normal enough to actually be friends too. We had sex and edged for like 3 hours last night. Neither of us came though because my dick started to not work after being hard for so long. Hopefully she doesn't ditch me for some chad thundercock

>>38251517
>>38252831
Do this instead, they even have videos that show how to do it correctly. they guide you through diet and shit.
>https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/dymatize-transformed-day-1

>>38252853
Get a cheap RFID key from fleabay, and attach the key to something your grandparents don't forget

>>38252853

I like the way you write about your expercience. I can really relate to it. Some people just don't understand that hoarding and having a big ass house has no utility at all when you're living alone.

At least, both of us can be glad that our family experience will prevent us from doing the same.

>>38252870

Not him but

>explaining to people over 40 what an RFID key is

Even if it' simple as fuck, you underestimate the desire to learn something new from older people. My fucking mother is unable to use Youtube and my father still hits "Facebook" in google to go on Facebook.

Some people just don't want to change anything in their habits, even if they are dangerous and/or stupid.

>>38252889
Yeah, I just wish it weren't some of the worst times for proving your point by being independent. When I look at average wages and compare them to average rent and living costs, I can only shake my head in disbelief.
I *think* I might have found a good solution, which would be vandwelling in a Fiat Ducato. If I buy it in some poorfag installments, it will be much cheaper than rent for a single room apartment, and I'll get to keep it after 8 years, not to mention I will get to quite literally, move away from this house and use it only for storage, while assuring mommy I don't wanna move out so they don't charge me for rent or something.
>>38252870
Those people are quite impossible. My grandmother leaves her crap behind so many times it would literally have to be attached to her permanently.
>Takes money out of wallet, leaves it at the counter
>"""""prepares""""" keys in the bus, forgets about them when she stands up and they fall down
It's impossible.

>>38252962

Same here pal. Hopefully I'll have a second interview on tuesday for a high responsability job that's kinda ok (39h a week, 23k/y + multiple benefits for a starter). I'm working hard on it because this will mean that this hell of a life will be partly over. finally financial independance and being free

>tfw father doesn't understand why the first thing I want to buy for my place is a fridge and a vacuum cleaner

I just don't want to live in garbage like you've done your entire life, you fucking alcoholic

I can't talk to girls.
Everytime I try I fuck it up.
I think I'm honestly going to die a khv unless I buy a hooker so that's exactly what I'm gonna do starting next month and officially give up on normal relationships forever.

>>38247408
Wtf are you talking about man. The hardest part is putting the barrel into your mouth, but with practice either one is doable. If I go by way of gun, I'm using the 12G

27 and a virgin

everything thinks i'm mentally ill and everyone feels sorry for me

i just want my life to be over

>>38253009
I might have a shot at becoming a shipchandler this monday, guy was in a hurry for relief and I think I'd be rather good for this line of work, so who knows. Pay isn't all that great, but there are bonuses, and shipyards are opening up, so maybe it's a good time to be someone who supplies those.

I hope you get the job and get to enjoy life. It really isn't fair to be let down by closest relatives all the time, especially that they still take us for granted.

>>38245602
Thinking what to do with my life now. I'm making a great buck and can get back in the business in no time. Sucky thing is tho I have to money, man except for the people I hang out with I meet no one.
I thought about going to Asia to start my business this winter. Sucky thing is I don't like humidity at all and all the other places don't come near in terms of living expenses.

But then a girl I used to chat with msged me she moved nearby. Thinking about staying too. Dunno what to do.

>>38253014
>Everytime I try I fuck it up.

at least you try. i dont even do that. ive just given up

>>38246425
Front-butt alert. How do you even get that fat?

>>38253137
Well if it's any consolation when I say talk I mean in dating websites. I've never tried hitting on a girl IRL. I can barely look people in the eye without turning into a mess.

>>38253184
I would stick with it. There is gold to be found on dating sites. I finally struck it myself after trying to talk to a dozen or so girls on there over the past year >>38252863

>>38253184

>I can barely look people in the eye without turning into a mess.

same. eye contact is verboden.

>>38246425

I honestly unironically don't consider these as humans. They are less than animals to me and the thought of their eventual death is a relief.

>>38253709

>not wanting that hot gunt

>>38252864
That routine is garbage.
t. Expert gymceller

>>38254164
Probably, check out the bodybuilding.com 12 weeks challenge though. People are losing a fuck ton off of it.

daily reminder making friends at this age is impossible

And they get a worse base than if they properly trained for strength.

>>38253592
what original site?

>have to leave the house to find a gf
>no reason to leave the house
help

>>38254790
>implying a girl would date someone that doesnt leave the house

>>38254871
Im just talking about today

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>29
>Booked plane tickets to Japan and got a JR Pass.
>Just want to ride Genbi shinkansen nothing else planned so far.

>>38250041
>implying he ever left

He's here. Everyone is always here. Only death can release us.

I am hoping this place just shuts down so I can get on with my life desu.

i just bought some drugs from a guy who delivers from his car. there was some sketchy dude there who was standing around, and we thought he might be a cop. i then see the shetchy looking guy like 30 min after in the supermarket with his wife and i followed him to his house nearby. i was paranoid as fuck, but im thinking hes not a cop now. should i tell the dealer or will he think im in on it? he seemed a bit spooked as well

>>38255520
>Genbi shinkansen
Oh man I want to ride that and then fuck off to Kanazawa for a spell.

be my slightly older wise gf pls

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>be 27 neet
>somehow land a date with hot 23 girl
>she basically tells me her life story
>get high on the herbal jew
>everyone appeared to be having fun
>havent heard back from her since

why do people do this

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>>38245602
i keep doing things until a point where i'm consciously competent at them and then just drop them. i started going to the gym, went for 2 weeks and skipped last friday. i cant help but feel like i'll skip tommorow too. i play games until i'm halfway through them and then just delete them
all i'm doing nowadays is staring at my monitor with a vacant expression and eating stuff which i dont even want to eat just so that i dont die of boredom or hunger
fuck

>>38247051
okay now I know this is roleplay. nice le chad XDDDD meme kid.

Twenty something genocide when ?

Who else here /parent/?

This isn't my main board, but who knows who else might be lurking.

>>38250844
what meds specifically?

>>38251028
>Just focus on yourself until you've got it made.
d-do you promise?

>>38248432
What's your career? Thinking about doing this with my current shit dead end """engineering""" instead of sending a million applications online

>>38256027
>hes not a virgin
leave this board forever please
fijqziyuteer

>>38246146
Just be neet senpai its the ultimate lifestyle, wagecucking fucking sucks.

>>38256186
I was on this board before you were, before it was deleted and re-added. So let's not play that game because the whole "normies reee" thing was developed after the fact.

>>38256250
>I was on this board before you were
Not true, and even if it were, things change.

>>38256277
>Things change
So...you shill trap and fembot threads?

>>38256297
Nah, but you have this new website for people like you, it's called reddit.
You can post about "omg i have social anxiety xd" while fucking your wife right after coming back home to your kid.

>27 khhv never had a gf
>dicklet
>manlet
>fat

now the good stuff
>had a few weeks off of work
>spent 12 days by myself camping
>really chill
>in the night on day 11 i dislocate my shoulder (already have a fucked up should but this time it was pretty fucking aweful)
>called the ambulance and got to the hospital to get the shoulder fixed
>have to undergo surgery

now i'm sick and staying at my parent's for three weeks
i'm alone (read: TFWNOGF) and i'm not at home
I dont want anymore seriously

>>38256366
>the reddit meme
Surprised you didn't mention Tumblr. And I don't have a wife or social anxiety. Nice try, though.

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>>38248258
>transcends humanity

good job anon, I to do "childish" things like run around my house and kill imaginary multidimensional creatures with a character I have been kicking ass with since I was 9.

it's incredibly powerful now. one of its notable moves is grabbing a enemy by the arm and then using a power blast to obliterate everything but the arm and then I use the arm on the next opponent.

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>come home from the gym and relax then eat a big meal
feels fucking comfy as fuck, next week I will go swimming and then eat a big healthy meal. Nothing beats this, hopefully someday I'll come home from the gym with a gf and then have sex after I shower and eat on a summer day then lay with her in bed then fall asleep next to her soft body. soon

>>38257012
I would just be worried about getting better if I were you

>>38249499
>Nah it gets worse.
4u

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>>38251963
workout,trust me it helps when you ascend from normalism. you seem like you have,meditate after lifts or cardio

>>38257182
nah man
its not the first time this shit happens (seventh time dislocated, third time where shit really hit the fan)

at this point its more annoying than anything
of course it hurts but being alone ... i dunno it weighs more on me

>>38257300
You have your family at least for what it's worth

>/who-realizedhesuglyhere/
lol i took a cell phone pic i look so ugly jesus

>>38257324
trust me my father is NOT happy that i'm here
my mom had the idea because of the possibility that something might happen in my sleep with the shoulder
as soon as the arm is somewhat okay-ish you can bet he'll throw me out

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>bought $30,000 car (after taxes)
>now having serious second thoughts

pretty bad feels, man. well the worst thing was I found out that this was a previous rental car and anons are telling me this is like getting married to a filthy crack whore.

2 days lads.

how should I kill myself if I have nogunz? I was thinking getting drunk+rope drop, but I'd probably fuck it up if I was drunk and probably pussy out if I wasn't

>>38257900
people don't really kill themselves with guns anymore. it's a bad idea because for some reason the human body is a-okay with you missing half your brain and still living

>>38245602
>26th birthday next week
>haven't shaved in almost a month
>been even longer since any of my friends answered a message of mine, except for one
>basically jyst one friend i guess
>planning to drive up North to the middle of nowhere and get drunk as shit innawoods for my birthday
>maybe I'll get lucky and be eaten by a bear or a pack of wolves or something

>>38258436
godspeed
hope you finally are set free from this shit life

>>38246245
>bragging about fucking your lardass gf on an anonymous anime imageboard
lmaoing @ur life

>>38256366

>he need a safe zone
>he needs trigger warnings

Perhaps you should go to Reddit and stick to one part that's themed for you, you utter idiot.

Awww, is babby too retarded to ignore threads and posts he doesn't like? Awwww, babby has literal autism and cannot handle online people doing and liking things he doesn't like.

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>25
>working nights this month, $40k/year helpdesk monkey job
>basically no friends left
>living at with dad (shit's cash actually)
>waiting for $15kCAD cheque from pension payout to come in the mail

Pretty ambivalent about how the next 5 years are going to play out. I should be out dating but I don't give a shit and I literally can't muster the energy or interest to pursue roasties. I got burned out trying that 4 or 5 years ago.

>>38260424
Get a legit passion that involves doing something physical.
Biking
Urbex
Who knows

>>38247396
>>38248217
I say you hit that 30y landmark, that's what I did. What's the point in losing it at 29 to a hooker or smtg, when you are so close to the magic number? It's like quiting Mario before last World level.

And it's not like you will accidentally fall into a vagina. At this age it's close to impossible.

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>>38251183
Probably the dullness of everything.
For example, I have cycled through all porn spectrum twice (from vanilla amateurs to bondage-shitting-prolapsed anuses).
Now when I jack-off I feel nothing, my dick feels nothing, there is no enjoyment, I only feel a short 1-2 sec. orgam at the end.

You could say that there is nothing else left to feel, except actual female love... which I will never know.

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>>38245602
>29
>Make well over 100k
>Roughly 10k a month in my pocket
>Still come to 4chan everyday
>Live alone
>Never happy/satisfied
>Sit at home wishing I could just wake up earlier and go to the gym
>Meanwhile I'm depressed and alone everyday

If you don't move forward in life, your life stays stagnant. Your body ages because time is still going by, but you're not "living". Your life sucks, but not bad enough for you to either end it or to try to move forward. You're comfy, you got your lil paycheck, beer, video, foodie.

>>38249864
You're pathetic, holy shit. People like you exist.

>28 in two months

>moved from hometown to a big city for a cool researchish job

>currently investigating if an anesthetic is safe enough to be introduced into the US

I'm feeling pretty accomplished desu, I just hope I don't fuck up here

>select all squares that match: Gondola

>>38261943
Similar here, money will only remove the stress of paying bills in time.
I also hate traveling.
Sure, buying stuff and gadgets was fun for a while, but that gets boring real quick. Now I actually own a 3 year old phone, jsut don't give a fuck about "newest&best".

>>38261997
what are you implyin anun?

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>27, not young anymore
>no notable work experience
>No degree
>no friends
>hkv
I hope this vocational program pans out lads