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A friendly reminder to my fellow robots. The man to the left is who you're competing against every day. That girl you finally got the guts to even say hello to? Chad's cum is sitting in her stomach from swallowing his load a few hours ago.
If you're not:
- At least 5'8
- Lifting
- Steel-jawed
- Part of or were in a fraternity
- Able to bench 145
- Tan
- Normal-nosed
- Ripped
- Sociable
- Always witty
You are permanently destined to:
- Be single
- Get lower grades
- Have the door shut in your face
- Get punched
- Have lower customer service
- Pay higher prices for everything (internet, car, etc.)
- Be triaged lower in the ER (why help when more important normies are ahead of you?)
- More likely to be left to die at the scene of an accident for your organs
- Get your name spelled wrong
Why go outside? Why live?
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>get your name spelled wrong
Explain
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>>38245346
When you are in school, your teachers will misspell your name more because they don't care about betas like you. This is especially true if you're a namelet
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>>38245378
>school
>teachers
middle school summerfag get out
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>>38245378
What a strange thing to worry about
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>>38245290
>school
Wouldnt know. I graduated from college decades ago.
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>>38245290
if only the falsehood you believed was something positive. sucks to be you OP.
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>>38245290
I will take the challenge desu, I'm not a faggot.
also reminder you have had a cock in your mouth.
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>>38245290
>bench 145
>ripped
Haha what the fuck. I can bench 170 5x5 and I'm weak as hell have you never been in a weight room or asked a someone that's lifts their bench max?
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>>38245290
You're terrible at making suicide fuel.
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Different people have different tastes. You're only competing with other men that are the same type as you; if you're a beta manlet, you're competing with other beta manlets for women that like beta manlets.
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How frail are you that you think 145 is good looool
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>>38246399
Don't expect a fullblood robot to actually know these things, anon.
He probably just picked an arbitrary number, like his weight, or amount in his savings account.
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>>38246399
>>38246538
Here comes the meathead squad. Never mention fitness outside of /fit/.
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>>38246068
what's your major malfunction grampa
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>>38245378
>namelet
brehs can u even satisfy a women with a five letter-er?
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>>38245290
>Left to die for organs
Wat
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>>38245290
>get your name spelled wrong
>your
Irony aside, made me chuckle a little.
Here is more help on the fuel.(pic related)
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>>38245290
>mfw 5'11" don't lift decent jaw not a fag 1 plate pale normal nosed fat unsociable and witty
Feels good being slightly below average
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