Meanwhile in reverse /r9k/...

>>38243152
Last week I only fucked 6 bitches. How did my life get so bad?

It fucking sucks being so successful in a career and having a hot wife that loves you. Today I made a shit load of money and like always I used some of it to buy a new car that gives me positive attention. Why can't I ever be treated like shit and be in isolation? Anyone else know these feels?

>>38243152
Me AM gf

Why would anyone masturbate when women are much better for getting off?

>>38243169

Dude at least you can have time for yourself, I can go anywhere without fucking bitches send me nudes or texting me

Sometimes I think those autist people on facebook got it so easy

I wanna go smash the sidebitch but my gf won't detach her mouth from my cock, what do I do?

>>38243152
Being gay is unacceptable

>>38243152
"It's a lot more convenient to just apply online and follow up with a phone call. Saves time that way."

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I wonder how it feels like to be depressed, since i never hated myself or anything.
be right back guys my aryan girlfriend that i took the virginity off is pregnent and calling me

>>38243152
I'm tired of being so fucking successful. I don't know what to do with all this money and power :- / women won't leave me alone. My dick is chafed from constant fucking...Good thing I have an enormous network of friends to help me get thru this

>>38243235

>autist people on facebook

Is this impliying that facebook is 4chan in bizarro world?

Then what is Reddit and Tumblr? Twitter and Instagram?

>>38243198
I know this feel so hard, bro.
>tfw you will never be an ugly worthless retard
Maybe in another life.

>>38243275

>that spacing

Go back to 4chan

>tfw gf
hold me bros

>>38243152
>reverse /r9k/
it's called /soc/

Just got a call back from my buddies over at the hedge fund my daddy's friend's son manages. Looks like I'm only allowed to have two yachts in this life. Why did you have to send me to Yale and not NYU, daddy?

Re: All those losers who don't know a hard day's work can kiss my ass. Fucking commies.

>>38243362
This is 4chan you silly goose uwu

So, tell me why /pol/ is so pro/lgbt/? Is that reason why they make america choose a trap-president?

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Another day another pussy creampied. Why is life so good to me, anons? I am blessed.

>>38243369
>it's called /soc/

...so /r9k/ for the past year or so?

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>posts actual OC

I LOVE MY LIFE YES

Wow, my life is going great! I sure don't want to end it all.

I love my girlfriend so much. And she loves me because of the person I am, not because of what I look on the inside or how much money I make.

Women sure are decent human beings. They never have one night stands with random men or spend their weekends drinking and doing drugs.

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>>38243152
>tfwgf
It hurts bros

How is possible to spend more than 1 hour in the internet? Outside world is so beautiful and just perfect

!eeeeeeer seimron 'nikcuf

>>38244082
I can relate, I feel so blessed. Everything just keeps going my way.

I'm offering free advice on how to become a friendless and girlfriendless loser. I see a bunch of you guys struggling on here being normies and I'm tired of seeing you whine.
>inb4 beta NEET
So what we browse this board, too. Get over it.

>>38243152
>tfw too much gf

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Maleanon here.
So, there's this girl I like and...

>>38245161

This is reverse /r9k/ faggot

Genderswap /r9k/ is on the next thread

>>38243152
I enjoy living and love everyone :)

FUCKING ROBOTFAGS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

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>tfw turned 30 as a virgin and now all my stacey friends wanna fuck me
Wtf should I do guys

>>38243152
Does anybody here have any solutions for when you have too much money to fit in your wallet?

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Why can't I just catch a break? I am accepted by everyone everywhere I go, I get messages from friends all the time, I am missed when I'm gone, and my girlfriend is very loving and caring and beautiful.
I just wish I could be alone for a while.

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>>38243152
>tfw haven't had sex in 5 days

not sure if I can keep going lads

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>EW, is that 2DPD? everybody knows real Women are way better

>>38243569
N O ! T H I S I S I N S T A G R A M, Y O U B A K A

Fucking traps is gay.

>>38243152
It's "bizarro" you fuckin newfaggot

>tfw you just gave a lady her virginity back

>>38243152
You are already on reverse /r9k/ anon. Normalfags have taken over this place.

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I don't get it, robots. I have no problem getting girls, but once I fuck them a few times they fall in love with me and I lose all interest. I wish people would just be repulsed by me like I deserve, so I can have an excuse to be depressed.

>>38247225
>>38247070
You suck at these "normal everyday thread" threads

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How does it feel to know that, while you fuck the life of your life, Eugene is watching anime and having a blast?