Pizza is coming to my hotel room. How do I avoid awkwardness

When you open the door ask how his day has been going so far , its gonna break the ice trust me.

>>38242019
accept pizza, pay, and say thanks why would you have to say anything else

>>38242048
I fucking hate how normies always try to chat up the service person by asking this question. It's obvious that they'd rather be at home but instead they have to make some bullshit line saying they're doing well and their day's been fine.

>>38242118
I already paid. Tip was included. I will just grab the pizza from him/her.

Didn't even know restaurants deliver to hotel rooms

>>38242259
Got some world famous go' za

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He was Mexican and didn't speak English. Thank god I tipped when I paid.

>>38242362

It's weird af. Unless you live in the hotel, most people would just eat it outside

>>38242626
Jesus christ, how's that pizza? What the fuck is wrong with Americans

>>38242626

Holy fuck that looks good. Enjoy op

>>38242626
World famous smegma topping.

>>38242660
Alone? I'd rather sit in my comfy bed and watch porn while I eat

>>38242674
You have shit taste dude. That looks delicious

>>38242688

Why are you in a hotel?

>>38242696
Fucking weird Americans, the pizza has no toppings and barely any cheese.
I knew Americans were weird but fucking hell

I hate making this my blog but there is normie party below my window. They look like their enjoying other people's company. How do they do it?

>>38242674

This.

I honestly think Americans have lost the plot when it comes to good food.

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>>38242739
Pro tip: It's inside.

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>>38242675
>>38242696
What happened to good old fashioned pizza.

>>38242714
Wanted to take road trip

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New York Pizza is better tbqh

>>38242803
>>38242739

That is good ol fashioned pizza you dorks. Sauce on top is classic.

>>38242847
Gotcha. Still doesn't explain why you don't wanna eat out and possibly meet a local tramp

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>>38242952
Oreganosis

>>38242626
Wouldn't even feed this to my dog.

>>38242952
I'm terrified of people.