She's forward as fuck, what do I say???

Lets! I can play the flesh flute fairly well ;).

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>>38240781

she probably wants to make Bon Iver / Mac Demarco style bedroom pop but if that's your thing go for it.

grill her about music production in a careful and polite way

>>38240781
She looks fat anon

>>38240781
Be honest? If you can't think of a witty line then just go with the flow.
Your first observation from her message was that she was forward. Therefore, you should express your surprise and respect at how forward she is if you're interested.

>>38240781
I'm a people person, let's make sweet people together!

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>>38240818
>>38240798
N-N-NANI?? Irigami

>>38240852
Now I'm just fucking confused. Are you hispanic, anon? Otherwise I have no clue what her reply means

>>38240874
Yes I am. Is there a problem?

>>38240886
Well if you're hispanic and she said that line then she's probably still flirting.

tell her you aren't interested in any genre other than noise

>>38240886
>"spanish pop!"
>he's actually hispanic
Anon, she knows you're a virgin. She wants to pop your spanish cherry. Abort.

>>38240852
what do you suppose would happen if you said
"Are you literally making euphemisms about sex right now and are you propositioning me for sex? Let's be clear about this because we must be vigilant of problematic misunderstandings."

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>>38240874
She can tell I'm Hispanic, and she wants make popping sounds while she sucks my dick.

>>38240898
>>38240940
He lied to you. He's a fraud.

say you'd rather make hardstyle

>>38240963
if you want to remain a virgin, definitely dont tell her to make spanish popping sounds with your dick.

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>>38240950
Thank god I didn't.

>>38241013
it's almost like people aren't interested in having actual conversations

>>38241013
Ask her if she respects other peoples' cultures and traditions.

Press her on the "save da bulls" thing. It's not like you're going to take her to spanish pound town, anyway.

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>>38241108
I changed topics, she's weird af. What now?

>>38241139
>Why women are still not funny

>>38241154
This is the only one grill I've found funny

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/3kz4ab/we-talked-to-the-woman-who-is-butt-chugging-infinite-jest

>>38241139
I don't think you need to worry about fucking up, anon. She's the cringy one here.

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>>38241154
>>38241204
>>38241209
She's boring me now. What do?

>>38241289
She's as boring as this thread.

Why did you make this? You're so excited to be having a conversation with a fat girl that you just had to share with everyone else?

>>38241289
>she's boring
She just wants the dick. She expected you to ask for digits/snapchat/meetup by now.

Frustration will get her in a minute and she'll swipe someone else.
Also, delet tinder you fucking normalshit.

>>38241312
She's in another country it'd be a waste of time.

>>38241333
so what the fuck are you expecting then?

>>38241353
I should ask her that. Good idea. She messaged me.

>>38241375
hmm i was asking you, but that could work

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>>38241436
Wtf is wrong this bitch.

>>38241494
I I I II, I don't even.... Maybe she really wants it, and she's ready to wait, or something. No idea.

>>38241494
You said it, she's forward. Just tell her to hit you up when she's in town.

>>38241494
Just ask her something like "soo.. We gonna fuck or nah?"

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>>38241519
>>38241536
>>38241542
What the fuck is this shit? What a cunt.

>>38241569
lmao girls will always stay girls

>>38241569
Is she even hot enough to have the audacity to ask for money?
When did women become so deluded to believe they are worth any sum to be contacted with

>>38241569
Dude, she's probably autistic.

>>38241569
sorry fags but i dunno how to react to this other then
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>38241569
Just keep going, OP. I'm genuinely curious as to where this will lead. This has to be the single, oddest converation that I have laid my eyes on. And I've been bombed with the 'fertile cumming' before.

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>>38241589
>>38241597
>>38241599
>>38241606
>>38241612
She's not even fucking playing. I asked.

>>38241569
>Why women are still not funny v.2

>>38241627
Tell her she's far from worth it, doesn't evenlook like a good looker anyway.

for 5 dollars more you could have a gypsy woman all night long

>>38241627
Drive her a hard bargain or something. Or just ask for another form of social media that's somewhat personal, although I can't seem to think of any right now like a socially illiterate retard.

>>38241627
Why does she think she's worth more then, normal good looking casual chick, or porn? wtf is going on here.

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>>38241641
I'm ready to drop this bullshit. She's pulling the best friend card.

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>>38241627
She IS playing. You're super srs and she's autistic NOT funny. Just end the conversation for the good of all of us.

>>38241627
dont play roasties game, seriously please dont fucking waste your money

>>38241678
>why women are still not funny v3
Getting better and better
OP at the end she will pay you, keep up

>>38241678
Wasn't she on a fucking boat?

>>38241678
*you're not your, mary you fucking moron

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>>38241706
>>38241701
>>38241723
To many twits and turns

>>38241740
just call her a retard and unmatch

>>38241740
drop this bitch. shes clearly playing you.

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>>38241767
>>38241777
I can't this is interesting now.

>>38241740
It's funny because I don't get it.
I think you are on good road to fuck her easily, she's fucking desperate. Just laugh at those teribble jokes

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Anon show a pic of her, i am not sure if this is the dwarf of lord of the cirlcle

>>38241795
omfg i hope that's not mary, because every joke just gets worse and worse.
But thx for delivering op

Holy fuck, OP, look at these 2 posts

>>38240812
>>38241306

She's fat. She looks ugly even with the small-ass profile photo. She's DTF because she doesn't look attractive.

>>38241841
stfu i'm lmao

>>38241807
>lord of the cirlcle
Did you mean Lord of the Rings?

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>>38241807
She's not very attractive, but they usually make for interesting conversations

>>38241841
>>38241830
I'm hitting on her friend now.

>>38241884
are you new here? Or in the internet in general?

Tell her to show her the goods, no fattys allowed!!

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Almost done guys, don't worry.

>>38241896
Just stop all contact and talk to someone else, post new convos ofc :]

>>38241896
>many men
kek you can fool yourself but you can't fool us

>>38241936
kek will Mary#2 also ask for money?

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>>38241952
>>38241939
I'll fuck them both.

>>38241991
ask for 5$ at least

>>38241991
She's fucking nuts, don't trust her with condoms

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>>38242026
Jesus fucking christ, BOYS. THAR SHE FUCKING BLOWS.

>>38242061
AHAHAHAHAHAHH HOLY SHIT

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>>38242061
FUCK I did not want to see this

>>38242061
Holy shit anon. I don't think this was worth it. Agreed?

>>38242061
what's going on there boizss?

>>38242061
SOMEBODY ONCE-

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>>38242061
You better fucking bang her.

>>38242061
god, for once im glad im not somebody else

>>38242061
damn i think she may doesnt have teeth

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>>38242109
>>38242100
>>38242092
>>38242089
>>38242081
>>38242075
>>38242074
>>38242069
I'm Half Black. My instincts are telling me to do something that I don't wanna do.

>>38242136
I don't know what you are talking about but do it!
>dick pic? dunno

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>>38242136
fuck, looking at your stats right now

ur going to not even regret this

>>38242061
fugg her NOW

>>38241912
Yes, anon, this is the first time I've ever seen anything.

>>38242157
he will half regret this

>>38242061
>that haircut
>those glasses
>that lipstick
>that shirt
It's literally the whole starter pack.

>>38242190
so get use to it

>>38240852
>can you play the tromboner?

find out if she has a fat ass or abnormally huge tits
otherwise I wouln't bother, OP

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>>38242217
>>38242216
>>38242204
I'm as Right as it gets, but I would. I've always wanted to try a Fat chick.

>>38242242
she's not only fat, she's retarded, do what you want OP but be careful

>>38242191
fuckeking kek

>>38242089
The logo is doing her no favours.

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>>38242242
>>38242061
Is that a younger version of pic related?

>>38240781
Ask her how well she plays the skin flute

>>38242242
Absolutely and originally disgusting

>>38242061
2 0 D o l l a r s b o y s

>>38242242
>20 (TWENTY) DOLLARS

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>>38242462
>>38242457
>>38242447
>>38242335
>>38242328
So, I found her on Twitter, and Pinterest. Here's one example.

>>38242498
>>38242480
That's not her. That's a completely different chick than the one I was originally talking two. This is her friend.

>>38242534
Maybe she's the ugly friend of the two?

>>38242575
Most certainly. I'd still hit it anyway.

>>38242597
"fri3nd"

>>38242670
What does that even mean? It's leet speak, but why?

>>38242813
Because just "friend" wasnt original enough to post

If you consider moans of ecstasy music, I'd be more than glad to write a few songs with you.
I'd be a great poet.

>>38242894
A bit too late for the party

>>38242915
>>38242894
kek, Late As fuck man.

Remember OP, Makarov said No Fat Chicks.

>>38241013
What app is this? Is it tinder? Doesn't seem like it

>>38243937
It's most certainly tinder.

>>38243937
either tinder or bumble (like tinder except only girl can message first.)

>>38242157
Sweet meme infographic my dude