/britfeel/

1st for trips getting cancer

This thread is a Ebin and Tilde free zone as of this post.

>It's not even warm here
Fuck being Scottish, it's like having a disability

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>mfw praise ebin in one thread
>talk shit to him in another

what is my endgame?

>>38233961
>Like

I've bad news lad.

>>38233982
*taps the sign*
ahem

>>38233924

>>38233982
I always ask him questions in one and tell him to fuck off in others.

He's so autistic I genuinely don't think he realises nobody likes him.

>>38233985
Yeah, you're right to be honest. We need eugenics to stop us from surviving.

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How many of you lads have read 'My Twisted World'?

>>38234028
It's called Nicola Sturgeon

>>38234030
Combined reading it and listening to the audiobook, at least 15 times, probably more than 20

>>38234030
most overrated meme ever. he barely even killed anybody.

>>38234073

He killed more than you, not that his kill count his the be all and end all

>>38234073
I'd say his kill count was a perfect reflection of his life

>you wake up with lenlads' puckered boihole in your face
what do

>>38233924
For anyone who hasn't grasped it yet, Poles is going to spend his entire Saturday off from wageslavery to winge about two avatarfags because they were not ostracised like he was.
Any post that looks like this is his
>>38234012

>>38234111

"afternoon ledlad, hows the canal pushing going these days?"

>>38234111
>lenlad

Literally who?

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>>38234073
oh hang on i was wrong actually.
for some reason i thought he was locked out or something, they wouldnt let him in so he killed 1 or 2 people then himself. dunno how i got that mixed up.

im more of a martin bryant guy myself, though.

>>38234119
Tbqh i wouldnt blame him.
I'm not sure why we suddenly became okay with tripfags.

>>38234146
Lenner is tilde but without the tranny posting or whoring for attention

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>>38233908
I humbly apologise for reality Television.

Cilla Black

>>38234244
He just copied tildes gimmick in his absence

a pound shop tildeanon

>>38234111
Ask him how he found out where I lived, how he got in and whether jumping straight to having his arse in my face is really the best way to go about all this.

>>38234260
You're shit, I want the Reliant Robin poster instead of you

>>38233908
Where are the murderers in the pic you bastard? Fuck you

>be at tesco
>can't find parking space
>go back to exit road and turn to find space
>idiot doesn't understand the arrows and is now stuck infront of me
>I'm on a moped and go around him but not before pointing out the arrows to him and calling him a fucking retard

Felt good man

lads, played the first half of shadow of mordor on the free to play weekend. should i pay 3.20 for the other half plus the two dlcs?

Got my mate a couple of big proper cigars for his birthday coming up lads, I think he'll be chuffed

>>38234393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTyoQb-2EVk

>>38234335
you sound like every motorcyclist with a dashcam on

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>>38234321
But chuck.

I am the Reliant Robin poster.

hello gregg

i'm drink

>>38234415
this is a question of value for money, not quality. i;ve already decided that.

>>38234393
I've got it on PC, I pirated it though. It's pretty fun. The upgrades system can get a bit chaotic but it's nice to slash up some orcs.

Latest tomb raider was the most fun I've had in a solo campaign recently though.

>>38234447
If I was in a car he'd be stuck and it'd be his own retarded fault. I have L plates and still know better than these fags.

Love shouting at people to indicate as well.

>>38234458
I need to have a sit own, It's all getting too much for me

>>38234030
Yeah. He was a massive, spergy cunt even if he never killed anyone but it was a fascinating read.

>>38234415
>Zero Punctuation has been going for a decade now and is still the same

Seems like only yesterday I watched that Heavenly Sword review and thought it was the funniest thing ever.

>>38234639
>>38234415
Can't stand these british youtube nerds with the hammed up accents

>>38234664
ive grown out of his reviews desu, still jelly that hes able to make a living off of them though

>>38234664
i don't think it's hammed up, we here amercan accents on tv all the time so british accidents always sound a little weird to me

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y so underrated

>>38234719
It's definitely hammed up, same with total biscuit and the likes. They're all just nerdy guys who want to be le sophisticated top hat wearing posh gentlesirs

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>Martin Bryant, pictured in a television interview around the age of ten after he deliberately set himself on fire and when asked by the TV reporter why he did it, he said he'd do it again, showing early on a love of attention

You lads reckon he could be related to Ebin?

>hate barbecues lads

tfw stuck in East Devon
Not at work because ill
I want to work

>>38234852
>Descriptions of Bryant's behaviour as an adolescent show that he continued to be disturbed and outlined the possibility of an intellectual disability. He was revealed to be borderline mentally disabled, with an I.Q. of 66,[4] equivalent to an 11-year-old. Further testing following his arrest indicated a verbal I.Q. of 64 and non-verbal reasoning and cognitive functioning of 68, giving a full scale I.Q. of 66, an age equivalent of 11 years in the 10th percentile (90% of 11-year-olds would score higher).
On leaving school Bryant was assessed for a disability pension by a psychiatrist who wrote: "Cannot read or write. Does a bit of gardening and watches TV... Only his parents' efforts prevent further deterioration. Could be schizophrenic and parents face a bleak future with him." Bryant received a disability pension, though he also worked as a handyman and gardener.[5]
While awaiting trial, Bryant was examined by court-appointed psychiatrist Ian Sale, who was of the opinion that Bryant "could be regarded as having shown a mixture of conduct disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity and a rare condition known as Asperger's Syndrome". Psychiatrist Paul Mullen, hired at the request of Bryant's legal counsel, also examined Bryant and disagreed with Sale's analysis. He found that Bryant was socially and intellectually impaired, but did not display signs of schizophrenia or a mood disorder. Mullen concluded "Though Mr. Bryant was clearly a distressed and disturbed young man, he was not mentally ill."[3]

Holy shit this actually describes ebin

>>38234146

Lenners is britfeels resident serial killer

I got sunburnt walking around a ww2 thing.

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>Girl sends me a picture of her getting ready to go out
>"look at my small neck lol xxxxx"
>Oh sorry, wrong Adam

>>38234874
why no bbq lad? desuueu

>>38235007
Heard he killed sakulad and started posting his images to make it look like he's still alive.

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How long should i let my facial hair grow to know whether or not i'll be able to get a beard/full stubble coverage going?

I want something like this to hide old acne marks/scarring a bit. (Also the reason Pine grew his, I assume)

>>38235037

inb4 doxxanon does something useful with this information

>>38235039
the food tastes no better and in most cases is actually worse and people hold it in high regard for some reason

>>38235037

Girls sending you texts that they meant for other lads is probably top 5 worst feels.

>neither tilde or Ebin post
>thread is full of Len orbiting

Really gets the noggin joggin

>>38235114
>>38235037
sharing a feel:
cant remember the exact message i got from her but the conversation went something like this...

>her: "OK blablabla(cant remember) Thanks xxxx"
before i could even reply...
>"oops didnt mean to send you four kisses then, im too used to texting [chad]"

>>38235114
>meant for other lads
this doesn't happen. they're playing 4d chess with you

>>38235037
are you fit? might be trying to get ur attention

>>38235138
>full of
>one post

>>38235187
I'm working on it but she has a chad boyfriend

>>38235170
>me, 19yo with oneitis
>she always send 'xoxox' at the end

see my mates phone one time and she sent 'x' even though we were all similar friendship levels.
i hold onto that feel.
except now theyre better friends and barely talk to me because my life and social life is rotting away before me.

>>38235037
>tfw you will always be the Wrong Adam

I miss my dad. ;_; oreganos

>>38235267
i miss ur mum
WAHEEEY

>>38235217

>>38234111
>>38234142
>>38234146
>>38234244
>>38234267
>>38234307
>>38235007
>>38235056
>out of just 60 posts
>Only 22 posters

Beginning to think Ebin was right about the conspiracy

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>>38235267
Have a hug lad

desu

>>38235228
hope you sent something that could potentially incite a reply but doesnt require it.

'np. have fun wherever you're going :)' or smth. i dno i havent spoken to a female 1 on 1 in years.

>>38235287
There's an unironic waifuposters steamgroup. Nice and easy to get some agenda going.

>>38235287
actually read those posts
'literally who' is orbiting?
you have a literal case of social autism

How do you drink vodka lads? Someone left most of a bottle at my flat so planning to fire into it tonight. usually drink gin and tonic water, not a fan of overly sweet stuff.

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>post on 4chan for 10 years
>get told by some underage newfag to leave 'his /britfeel/'

>>38235287
what about those posts is orbiting?

or are you just being autistic again tilde

>>38234393
3.20 is practically nothing, might as well if you are enjoying it. I couldn't get into it at all, felt like a button masher and there didn't seem to be much of a story. Does it get better?

>>38235349
Was Tilde your "trans-sister"?

>>38235337
cranberry juice, believe me.

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>>38235370
is this an unnecessary electronics pun?

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>>38235337
Drink it neat you fanny.

>>38235368
not really, i like it because the mindless mashing of buttons helps my mind slip away and i forget how much i hate myself

>>38235336
>>38235349
Notice how nobody replies agressively to posts about len yet post about tilde or ebin and you will be eaten alive. fucking obvious there is some kind of group effort.

waifufags on damage control

>>38235403
>ah yes "Sauron"

>>38235429
people like len and nobody likes you ebin. get over it and keep the trip off.

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>>38235407
Play Nier then. You can do mindless slashing inbetween the feels inducing storyline.

>>38235429
probably because len posts like once or twice a week at most?

put your trip on ebin

>>38235429
thats because lenlad brings positivity to the thread, he even has fun with people genuinely accusing him of being a serial killer
ebin and tilde are just shitmongers who want everyone to feel as bad as them

>>38235429
It's okay when you circeljerk about an avatarfag in the waifugroup lad, don't be silly.

>>38235429
>act differently
>get treated differently
hmm, this is a tough one lads

>>38235447
>>38235454
>mado refused to say whether he was with ebin or waifufags

It all adds up. All personalities are cancer. You don't pick and choose

Though starting to warm to ebin a bit

>>38235450
i plan on doing, in about 3-4 years when it goes for less than 10 quid

>>38235432
I don't get what Lord of the Rings has to do with vodka. I was never a fan of the films and I'm too stupid for books.

>>38235171

Even if that's true, believing it seems like a good way to drive yourself mad.

>>38235509
just thought he looked like a grumpy dwarf tbqh

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>>38235294
Nah I didn't do that. Sent her a thonk with "I could tell"

>>38235463
len just nicked tildes gimmick when he wasn't about.

avatarfags are avatarfags regardless of how you put them

Any other lads notice the (you)s I'm getting from them too? Must have triggered them aha

>>38235490
Your a good man anon

>>38235549
Just looks like a homeless, unkempt John C. Reilly to me.

Can we please start a commune?
Can we please start a commune in Scotland?

Anyone here want ~300 IDE hard drives in capacities of 40GB or 160GB? They're going in the bin tomorrow

>>38235560
>people having fun and developing memes is a bad thing, because a bulimic tranny also used to post a picture with their posts

>Yes, it's true. Hong Kong is a more civilized place than China. Hong Kong has always had lots of British values. We have law and order, the English language, some common cultural values and regulations. All of this forms the basis of a civilized place. For example, we throw our rubbish in the bin.

Xi absolutely BTFO How can he possibly recover from this?

>>38235506
>Square Enix
>dropping prices
>ever
hohohohoh.

I'd ask for your Steam and offer to buy it for you, but theres no way to be sure I was gifting it to the right lad.

>>38235560
>Must have triggered them aha
Desu It's a way to keep the thread from being dead. Twice noone was posting shit until I made fun of the waifuposters, became very active with defending afterwards. Won't work now they've read this post but I felt bad anyway.

>>38235605
and i have a strict no posting my steam here policy and don't want charirty

>>38235598
You mean forcing memes? Fuck off. Different types of cancer have different survival rates. Cancer is still cancer regardless

is 400 bongs too much for a deactivated Mauser K98? It's literally perfect, it's immaculate, the bolt is crisp, the bolt is straight and not curved and it's just so sexy, on these gun sites I can't find anything that comes close to this perfect mauser but its 400 bongs, what do I do lads? I already bought a Bren MK3 2 weeks ago but I know I will never find anything as perfect as this.

Tbh

just a test

>>38235618
>capitalised desu

this post is tilde, hes the only poster here who adds desu on his own

>>38235341
I have nothing to say, but here is your response.

>>38235631
ok well you go and enjoy hearing about ebin's sad rancid little life and tilde throwing up 30 quid worth of estrogen

>>38235663
Wrong senpai.Desu

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>>38235341
here this ought to help anon

>nobody realises that ebin and Len are the same person

Idiots, the lot of you

>>38235519
>tee hee anon whoops i don't know how a phone works in 2017 and sent you a cute photo of me
translation
>look how hot i am, if you are orbit me ill let you think you have a chance

>>38235626
Shame mate. Hope you get to enjoy it one day though. Its actually a good game beyond tits and arses that most people seem to focus on.

What's the connection between len and the waifu posters?
I need one of those pin board diagrams with the red string

TWO ROBOTS WALK INTO A BAR...

>>38235287

only 2 of those are me, looks like im not wasting as much of my life on britfeel as i once did, happy

>>38235815
He circlejerks with them offline, it's not that deep senpai.

>>38235815
They orbit him in some steam group or discord. tilde and ebin called them out and this is the price they paid

>google axis invasion of greece
>'people also asked;'
>'where was the battle of greece'

>>38235821
>they sit down at the bar to order a drink
>immediately the bar maid starts screaming
>"FAT CUNTS, YOU TWO ARE FUCKING FAT CUNTS"
>The whole of the busy bar start chanting
>"WHO ATE ALL THE PIES, WHO ATE ALL THE PIES OI OI"
>A random man smashes a bar stool over both of our heads
>The bar staff smash heineken bottles and stab us repeatedly shouting
>FAT CUNTS FAT CUNTS FATTY FATTY BUM BUM
>The police show up
>start beating the shit out of us with their batons
>"WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE YOU FATTYS"
>Die and am now shitposting from a cloud in heaven

Never leave the house lads.

>tfw no one ever fucking replies to you on 4chan and you kill every thread

>>38235955
what did you post
anal seepage

lads please send help, i haven't seen my mummy in days and i'm starting to run out of digestives

>>38236075
be a man, buy your own biscuits also is she dead?

>>38236101
i no know, she took some luggage bags filled with clothes because she said mr patel was collecting for charity, haven't seen her since

Miss Ebin, lads.

hi

reminder i always knew your shitty 'general' was absolute trash.

>>38236167
groovy, back to your women hate and trap threads now please

>>38236003
People would reply to anal seepage

Who's you favourite Final Fantasy character? Mine is either Cecil Harvey or Sepiroth

>>38236181
i just wrote that that beasue the robot was being a dick

Why is Mint Choc Chip the best flavour of ice cream?

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>>38235602

Hong Kong has only 30 years left of the 50 years "One country, Two systems" agreement left

>>38236200
Usagi Yojimbo

Tinder lads, How long do you wait after you match till you text the bird?

>>38235731

Yeah, okay, that just delusional.

>>38236128
reminds me of that bit in Adrian moles diary when his mum moves out and he's the only one who dosnt know why

>>38236231
Get any more important things done, even go to bed, and then text her

>tfw can hear normies screaming and laughing outside my window
>playing a load of pop music that all sounds the same at a million decibels

why cant they just fuck off

>>38236257
But then isn't sort of awkward, she thinks you're a shy pussy or whatever

>>38235587
Anything on them lad? Or have they been nuked?

>>38236303
Somewhere near the start of the conversation, say something along the lines of "Sorry there's something I had to do just then". Hopefully this will give her the impression that you're organized, and when she later finds out that you actually spent the time productively she'll take to your self-discipline

t. a kissless handoldless virgin

>Go to the job centre for the first time in years
>They now have a prayer room
Wew lad

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>need to talk to mummy
>she's watching tv with dad

Lads do you think it is acceptable to watch a Christmas film at this time of year

>>38236363
what do you need to talk to her about lad?

>>38236356
>t. a kissless handoldless virgin

Try tinder lad, there's someone out there for everyone

>>38236377
i sometimes do when im super depressed. christmas always comfy.

>>38236393
The fact I've had four breakdowns because of her

To get drunk and pork a fatty or not

>>38236417
Is this because she fucked up your plans about going on holiday?

Anons are always taking notice lad, when will your friend be back?

>>38236471
Yeah, that's the one. Should be back on Wednesday I think. When I told them I had four breakdowns they said it was for the best I didn't come with them and that they respect my 'choice' not to come ;_;

>>38236361
Its good that they have a room where all the NEETs can focus their despair into creating a massive God of misery. Maybe thats the Job Centres goal, to bring forth an age of misery and anguish to the world. It'd certainly explain a lot about the place.

>>38236394
Are you sure?
To be honest my largest social ambition is to find a small group of friends, I'm not interested in sex
Anyway good luck with Tinder

>its another brother makes a big deal out preparing a meal that turns out to be shit episode
oh well just nod and say you like it

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Skyfall is on at 9pm on ITV lads
Silva with the gun m8s
Hot. not gay I swer on me mam

>>38236556
my sister does this. cant cook for shit, especially seasoning.

>>38236559
>its not gay if you're being held at gunpoint

>>38236559
honestly thought that was Nige at first glance

I'll tell you who I miss slightly, that anon 'I've gone to the colonies'

He was a guy in his 30's originally from Leicester who moved to just outside Boston in burgerland, had a nice little place by the sea.

Had sex with a girl 24 iurs ago
Had sex with another girl 12 hours ago.
>TFW still dying for a wank.
Fuck sake lads.

>>38236596
unfortunately he shouldn't be allowed to post

>>38236596
You know if you work two good years at sea, you can live in an isolated shack in the Scottish highlands

>>38236180
Hi there.

Where'd you get that from?

I don't care about either of those things.

>>38236167
It is be decent lad. Honest. It's been ruined now.

doxxanon here, tempted to go for a little evening walk, take some pictures, see if anyone can find me from them.

>>38236363
Hey, you can come and talk to me, i'll listen to you anony ~

>>38236663
tbqh i wouldn't want to invoke your ire, desu

I keep getting conflicting reports about tinder, some say im almost certain to get a shag as long as i keep low standards (i always keep low standards) some say unless im a 10/10 i wont even get a sniff...can someone just be honest with me? redpill me on it, including how likely you are to see someone who knows you on there, someone you work with for example

>>38236642
so we know about what you dislike but what about you like? why are you so negative??
what happened in your past? where did your dad touch? is the light completely gone from your world?
be strong anon

>>38236689
think it depends where you live really, the more desperate slags the better

>>38236676
>it hasn't actually posted
>still try to make the thread about it

Fuck off len

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>He doesn't speedcube

It's the perfect robotic hobby

Wish Ebin would come back.

Do any of you folks like Zanov?

>>38236715
Sorry for being 'negative' about your daily posted thread.

How dare I criticise it, or call it out for being the pile of wank it was and is.

>>38236838

You're just jealous your own country doesn't have a thread of this quality

honestly you lads with tfw no gf dont realize how good you have it

loving someone is 25% pleasure 75% pain

Recommend me some horror films lads

>>38236838
stay strong, one day you'll get over it and learn to enjoy your own life

>>38236873
blair witch 3

>>38236838
Smelly dumb Celtic scum.

>>38236363
post ur steam cutie you can tell me all about it[spoiler/]

>>38236510
That's circular logic though, you wouldn't have had breakdowns if they hadn't interfered. Unless you're underage or they've got like power of attorney over you or something it's not up to them to make decisions for you.

It's best you clear the air and tell them how you feel but try to keep it calm lad. Not long til your friend is back either, if it helps, when I have breakdowns I'm overwhelmed with negative thoughts, fear, apprehension about the shit that's going on. I have to force myself but getting over it is literally one step at a time. Sit up. Sit for a bit. Swing legs out of bed. Sit some more. If I focus on what I'm doing, even mundane shit like putting clothes on, I'm not thinking about all the bad stuff I'm freaking about. I know that's meme tier but it's true.

Do you have a CPN or a shrink, or a decent relationship with your doctor?

>>38236861
I live in England though.

just had lemon sorbet lads, haha

FInally fixed my PSP lads, good feels tbqh playing some Initial D right now

>>38236361
I think that's a sign the DWP is trying to kill us all off, the cripples, the poor, the jobless, so in a generous gesture of goodwill they've provided something utterly pointless when they could be spending the money on helping people and given us something to turn to now the state has failed. Cunts.

>>38236937
wut wuz rong wit it??

>>38236866
Tell me about it lad.
It's even worse when you have a GF and other girls are all over you and you can't do shit.
Well you could leave the bird, but then girls stop being all over you.

>>38236969
Aww poor you lad
fuck off normie scum

>>38236969
lmfao this is pathetic

>>38236873
a dark song

What are weddings like lads? I've going to one in two weeks and I don't know what to expect.

>>38237008
wedding or reception? weddings are long and fucking boring.
receptions are a laugh. loads of alcohol and music and everyones in a good mood.

>>38236953
the power switch had came loose and wasn't connected anymore. Took me forever to figure out what was actually wrong with it

>>38236663
Go on then, I'm up for it. No .exe file names though plz senpai.

>>38236866
100% reason to remember the name

What was your lads favourite bands through the ages?
Under 10 - Aqua or something probably.
12 years old - Gorillaz just came out and I loved them, and Eminem
15 - Slipknot or some nu metal band
18 - Sonic Youth, started away from cringe
21 - Mogwai or Boards of Canada
Now (30) - Carissa's weird or Mogwai probably.

Feel like I've grown up a lot... Even if I still listen to bawwcore.

>>38237045
>tfw thought my battery was fucked
>spent ages looking for a replacement
>new battery won't charge
>cba looking for a replacement charger

>>38236689
I'd like to know this too. Live in a large village/small town and I don't want to shag someone then see them walking down the street at a later date and I don't want to be gossiped about either.

>>38237061
A7X always and forever

>>38237097
Are you 12 lad?
Nah, they seem to be popular with the lads at work who are 25-30.
But then they are all loser types who were outcasts at school.

>>38236995
His post number seems to be telling us something.

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>>38236893
Sure m80 haha

>>38237008
Don't do it anon. The home office will be there and ask you loads of questions about the bride to make sure it's not a fake wedding. You'll get done.

>>38236544
Thanks lad, still haven't heard back ;-;

>>38237152
Glory Glory to the hibees.
Glory Glory
Fuck the soap dodgin old firm.

I don't get what these britfeel threads are for. can someone tell me right quick

>>38237181
british feels

>>38237181
>tfw when you go to greggs but the slav fuck short changes you so you have no dole money to take to ladbrookes

>>38237181
Uk Normie's of /r9k/ use to post here, but the waifufags and loser trips run then out of town with their reeeeees.

>>38237194
ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CHANGE.

>>38237194
bit cheeky to call ur betting company ladbrokes imo

>>38237212
>tfw not smart enough to check my change quick enough so to avoid the social pressure of holding up a queue i just take my change and leave

>>38237061
Under/around 10 - Outkast
13 - System of a Down, Deftones
15/16 - At the Drive-In, Fugazi, Radiohead, Weezer
18 - Sufjan Stevens, Wu-Tang Clan, GY!BE
21 - Tera Melos, Mew, Danny Brown, Kanye West
Now (24) - mewithoutYou, Aesop Rock, Busdriver, The Beach Boys, Ween

Still love all those bands except for System of a Down who I haven't listened to in years. My favourite band of all time would either be Fugazi or Weezer.

>>38237227
i've never actually been, it's just that it's pronucded 'brookes' so idk

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>>38237181
Milk Cat 116

>>38237250
Ever listened to wugazi?

Also if you like Aesop rock and bus driver then give pyramidi a Swatch lad.

>>38237250

>mewithoutyou

fucking hell that just brought back some feels from years ago, good taste laddy

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>>38233908
> be me
> try to rent a room
> seems that I found a place, ad says males preferred
> tomorrow I should move it
> dad decides to look at whom I will be renting
> says he looks like a gay pedo rapist
Honestly, am I fucked?

>>38237172
Irvine welsh?

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hiiiiii. i have finally come home from wageslaving and now im having a very nice glass of coke and a well deserved packet of walkers.

how is everyone else this evening? i hope you're all having a lovely evening xoxo

>>38237307
you're not a kid so why worry if he's a paedo?

>>38237307
what is the point of moving out if you arent even getting a place to yourself?

>>38237307
well you're obviously not a child?

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It's been too fucking hot today here in South Devon, I'm sweating pints!

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>>38237274
Yeah it was pretty good. Not heard of Pyramidi but I'll give it a listen, thanks.

>>38237301
Aaron Weiss is literally /ourguy/

>fucking normans at the pub across from my house

I hate seeing people having fun

>>38237344
Can't measure in pints lad, EU directive.

You're sweating half-litres

>>38237331
>>38237326
I am 18, probably still a child for some old faggot.
>>38237328
I just got a good summer job in another city.

>>38237320
Fuck that plastic cunt when was the last time he was at a fucking game.

>>38237307
wouldnt a gay pedo rapist be somebody who rapes gay pedoes?

>>38237366
fuck off youngun

blox

>>38237181
they are for talking with all the cute boys

How many pushups can you do?

I feel weak as fuck constantly, even had an anemia test done by my GP, think it might be depression related. I can do 50 good form pushups though which I really don't get.

>>38237366
wow bit egotistical aren't you lad? post your boipucci then if it's so irresistibly rapable

>>38237324
Fuck off Len

Bolognese

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>you will never be your 15 year old edgy self playing guitar and thinking your smashing pumpkins rip off band will make it big.

Could be worse, could be 30 working at an all night petrol station....wait.

>>38237357

January 1979 outro though...gives me strange feels, feels i dont want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8WlbcsRaXU

>>38237397
IM NOT LEN SO DONT SAY THAT AGAIN. thank you. come again.

>>38237357
Pretty sure pyramidi did a collab album with deadulus and bus driver maybe check that out as a starting point.

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>>38237360
Rid yourself of the Norman yoke fellow Saxon!

>>38237445
you WISH you could be len
why man, he doth stride the world like a colossus and us lesser men must content with peeping out from between his legs to find dishonourable graves

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>>38237360
normies are poopy

>>38236866
>you lads are lucky to not know how it feels to be desired

What did you mean by this?

Any lads know decent alt-girls bands?
Pixies, Sonic Youth, dinosaur Jr, Smashing Pumpkins, Dandy Warhol, Manic Street Preachers etc?

I'd ask /mu/ but I'd either get joke replies like nicklebackl, told to fuck off or shitty bands that fantano wanks too.

>>38237409
sounds like a comfy job desu
Fuck the robot and fuck pakis desu

>>38236906
Just had a talk with her, I think everything is probably okay now. Thanks for being here, lad.

>len orbiters can't stop posting about him now that ebin has gone
>hes getting his hole filled by sakulad meanwhile

>>38237589
lenlad is a top

>>38237589

>not realising lenners has killed sakulad

shiggy

>>38237553
Madonna. ok she is not exactly a band but she makes a lot of great alternative music.

Ebin in
Tilde in

Len out
Waifufags out

>>38237559
>Sell fags and milk
>Maybe deal with a total of 10 customers
>Iisten to my music and read my book
>Do a little.light cleaning
>Stock the shelves with the days papers/new mags
It's a piece of piss lad, not gonna lie.

> twf everyone hates slavs

has ebin actually left forever? i feel depressed that he might of. you fuckers drove him away. i hate you all.

>>38237692
Hate Len and the waifuposters

By sacrificing them we can summon king ebin

whats some simple things that you lads do to ease the frequent phases of crippling depression

All these Ebin love posts.
Jesus fuck ebin, stop already. Either just come back and post as ebin or actual fuck off, don't keep posting like you're some other anon.

Any Ebin lovers please post your non mouldy wall to prove you're not Ebin.

>>38237731
evening doxanon

>>38237731
Which waifuposter are you? Mado? Nymph?

>>38237728
Read a book, play a mind numbing game like fifa or Tony hawks or something, listen to music, or do bodyweight workouts in my room.

>>38237731
It wont be the same now that Ebin has gone.

just to let everyone know i am a big ebin fan and he is my boss for being. do not push me in with the rest of the waifu haters. i am 19, cute, cool, strong, and good at video games.

Ebin.... I'm already a demon

>>38237780
*sigh*
go ahead and post boipucci then

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too many normies ruining the comfy atmosphere for a /nightwalk/ tonight, ill definitely be out tomorrow though, plan on doing a good 12 or 13 miles tomorrow night

>>38237823
See any foxes on your /nightwalks/?

>>38237461
I've had that album on my hard drive for years but never listened to it. Really should one of these days.

>>38237822
And dox myself? No thank you mr

>>38237848
if you're so strong you could fight off any home invades, come lad, show that ass, haven't cum today

>>38237830

shit loads but never managed to get pictures, mostly raiding bins in urban areas, foxes, rats, hedgehogs, cats, owls and bats are all common things to see out in the middle of the night, nearly got a picture of a hedgehog last week but id legged it while i was turning flash on on my phone, little bugger was lucky too it was within a few feet of getting squashed by 2 speeding police cars

>sat in my pants with a can cider watching a documentary about frederick the great
haha

today my mum told me that shes sure im on the spectrum

its an abstract feel lads

>>38237888
Link the doc chief.

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>>38237049

Pic 1 of 4

>>38237907
https://youtu.be/LLRLSJDUoDE

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=114421277

At least she didn't hide that she's pregnant, I guess.

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>>38237924

pic 2 of 4

>>38237731
none were me

got a ride to tesco with mummy and bought 2 bags of reduced salami from the reduced fridge. 1p and 2p respectively. the 1p bag had 3 thin slices and the 2p bag only had 2 slices but they were thicc

>>38237888
Sounds decent lad.
Working tonight and tomorrow but plan a few cheeky ciders on Monday.
>TFW kopparberg pleb.

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>>38237937

pic 3 of 4

>>38237867
Sorry. I'm not a slag. Thank you. Come again.

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>>38237956

pic 4 of 4

>>38237937
fuck knows but one time i drove through leicester and it looked about as shit as this

>>38237968
>not a slag
>thank you
>COME again

fucking slag

>>38237949
Please tell me you're back for good boss. I have tears in my eyes.

>>38237925
Now I'm watching it in me pants drinking Stella lad. What are the odds of that?

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Can I still post in /britfeel/?

>>38238006
sounds quite hot tbqh
you into mutual masturbation at all?

>>38237931
Ask her w2c the Starbucks hoodie

This is an absolute shambles of a roundabout

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>>38237996
It's spelt cum not come silly

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>>38237876
Get pic next time you see one lad

Pic related one I caught (on camera)

>>38238027
I'm not into ERPing if thats what you're getting at.

incidentally I'm currently tugging one off to big anime tiddies while listening to this documentary though. Who ever said men can't multitask?

>>38238044
>>38238000
Both of these posts are from me. I forgot to put my user name on

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>>38238000
maybe, until the other orbiters get mad again


>Dental Hygienist wants to see me again in 2 weeks
>get mum to book the appoinment
>she asks if my mum will come in with my next time because I "didn't speak" with her

I did speak with her though, she asked if I wanted mum to come in with me then too. I don't know what her problem is

Is Stella cidre any good lads?

Not big on Strongbow but like other coders thinking of getting a cheeky wee crate.

>celebrating because its a saturday night
>remember that im a neet so what day it is means nothing to me

>>38238065
nah i meant if we were on the couch together?
so you into history then? we could play 'gladiators' sometime

>>38238018
>great britain 11%

lol

>>38238074
Im gonna have to go to the dentist soon, have a tooth that i need replacing because of a big chip in it, not looking forward to it at all

>>38238074
You're too cool to speak to them. Always the cool guys are quiet like sasuke

>>38238075
total garbage lad
cant even give the shit away
t.ex-Abinbev lad

>>38238101
I onna bent mate.

>>38238124
neither weere the romans, but they still pounded each other now and then

>>38238106
went fine for me, they wanted to scan the two back teeth but are making me go through a dental hygienist first. all my appoinments take like 30 seconds and they say my teeth are pretty good just brush at night (even though my night is morning I guess usually)

i'm incredibly lucky considering I didn't brush for 10 years and drank excessive amounts of coke zero/pepsi max

>TFW so glad you didn't get the flame tattoos on your wrists.

Thanks Dad for telling me I'd look like a proper fanny if I did. And thanks for telling me to not get spacers in my lugs.

You were a good father.

Invent an Indian name. I'll begin:

Pajesh

>>38238167
i havent really looked after mine that well but what worries me is anesthetic(spelling?) everytime i have it it always makes me pass out, just like having blood drawn for some reason, i dont even have a fear of needles...i must just be a fanny by nature

>>38238185

Tamala

>>38238185

Rangita

>>38238185
big chief leaping rabbit

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>>38238185

Bharavita

>>38238192
>anesthetic(spelling?)
That's the American spelling lad, the British spelling is anaesthetic

>>38238185

Praniti

>>38238185
>>38238199
>>38238220
>>38238263
already names

>>38238185

Sarendri

>>38238185
Murtaraji Padranesh

>>38238282

We'll, just goes to show how authentic we are

>>38238310
>we'll
*well
not original due to thick twats

>>38238185

Karava tradesh

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>>38236906
Just exchanged a few messages with my friend, instead of bullying me they're now saying my parents should just let me live my life, I think everything turned out okay.

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Invent a Chinese name, I'll start

Xiang liao

>>38238167
why does your mum let you live in squalor?

>>38238185
Cricketpaki

>>38238381
ask her, they dirty the kitchen up and make it hard to use too

>>38238185
noncinda

>>38238381
proles don't really care about living in filth

>>38237588
Well done anon. Do you feel a bit better in your head now?

>>38238185
Shitma

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anyone else /losingtheirgrip/?

Invent a paki name:

Wakaz Habib

Saw some baghead trying to by a bottle of cheap wine in a supermarket, with nothing else.

Was he buying it for a child?

tfw wanted to hit him in the face. am angery

>>38238370
Chingchong Xiangou

>>38238370
wuan hun luo

Invent an English name

Filchard Bistland

>>38238642
why would you assume that? hes a baghead mate is it really that surprising he'd be a wino willing to spend his last 80p on a bottle of supermarket wine

any of you cunts watching the 20/20?

absolute scenes

>>38238719

Maxpot Wigglesworth

>>38238719
ethelwood gyrthson

>>38238721
I think i heard the person helping him with the self servicing thing say he can't buy alcohol for a child

ANGERY

Off to the chinese lads anyone want anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acu1N1-AbL4

>>38237974
Banbury. That's St Mary's church. What do I win?

plz don't dox me

>>38238719
Florien Dooglewoof Wilfachop esq

>>38238793
>Florien
DUTCH fags OUT desu

>>38238790
just some deep fried wontons and a thing of sweet&sour sauce please lad

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I really want to wear a nice suit like reviewbrah but my only suit is old and dusty and doesn't even fit properly

>>38238185
Rajesh
Not orig

>>38238370
Fu Kem Yung

>>38238850
>suit like reviewbrah
> my only suit doesn't even fit properly
so, like reviewbrah then?

>>38238167
Ebin you left before replying to my OW follow-up question

>>38238881
what was that lad?

owvrerwqtahcoroginal

lads. tell me some 10/10 rap albums. i am currently listening to pimp a bitch

>When you get in that speedcube groove and get a raging hardon
Who knows that feel

>want to work in HK
>probably won't exist long enough for me to do that

>>38238912
MM.. Food