ITT: Times we were robbed of glory

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>Taking a dump the other day
>It was huge
>Feel the tip of it breaching my anus
>Feel the girth that had yet to penetrate my balloon knot and see the light
>Didn't want to force it cause I was legitimately scared of tearing my anal wall or having a prolapsed anus
>Slowly pushed but this thing would not go out it was just so damn big
>Liken it to trying to fit your hand in the Pringles can to pull out the last Pringle
>Don't want to flip the can and get chip dust everywhere but god damn those stupid cans are built for baby hands
>After about a 7 minute tug of war I decided that you have to take risks to succeed in life
>Legs were starting to get numb so I had to push it out
>I started the birthing process tentatively and pushed a little harder with each contraction >Slowly I felt my butthole stretch to a point where it had never stretched before
>The shit was one solid log it had to stay open the whole time
>Tree trunk sized log slowly came out
>With a grunt and one last squeeze I popped it out and hopped up ready to take a picture to show you guys
>Alas, the lovely log slid right down the bowl into the hole never to be seen again

I feel like I was robbed of something special and I needed to let this out.