>Girls coming over my house in a few hours alone to hang out

>>38232431
This is a chance from God OP, don't fuck this up, you can do it also why is she coming over?

>>38232431
>Wont be losing my virginity because my parents are here
This might be bait, but there's nothing wrong with that.
You can totally lose your virginity, but just making out first is probably the more comfortable and realistic idea.
Just take her up to your room, relax and watch a movie while lying on your bed/couch/whatever.
Tell her she can sit closer to you if she's a little far away, and she'll come right over. Wrap you arm around her and you'll be cuddling in no time. Then just look at her for a couple seconds till she notices you're staring at her, smile, and go in for the kiss. You'll be making out in no time at all. Good luck bro, have fun.

>>38232431
Sick bro now you can trade fidget spinners and watch that cyborg dog show.

>>38232431
This is bait. Robots don't have girls come over to seem them.

>>38232431

>Girl comes to OP's house
>Remembers the advice that porn addicted autists gave him on r9k
>OP believes that woman want it as much as men do
>Starts to advance towards her
>Girl starts to freak out
>Starts screaming rape
>OP's parents hears everything
>Gets thrown in prison
>Loses virginity to Tyrone instead

gg

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>>38232567
gg indeed. OP can't be this autistic can he?

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>>38232446
just to hang out ...

help

Feed her le eggs x--D

>>38232657
Its alright, man. Just relax. She likes you too, or else she wouldn't be coming over. She thinks you're sexy. She wants it to go well, she's not some evil cartoon character who'll strike you down if you make a mistake or say something stupid.

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>>38232431
Why are the coming? Who are those girls?

>>38232657

my friend invited me over to her house to hang out and ended up asking me to chill in her bed with her and then we boned. So you know it could go any way

>>38232750
My bedroom is a mess and I have no door....

>>38232819
or tv or anything interesting.

>>38232819

same with hers

>>38232840
Also my family is home. Ive heard she dosent kiss on first dates so i should be good until the time comes

>>38232830
do you have a pet? that would be something interesting, especially a dog

>>38232863
Yea I have a little doggo

>>38232860
so its a date? why are there multiple girls coming over?

>>38232475
This advice sounds so incredibly autistic

op do this and record the voice memo for a thread

>>38232873
well there you go, as long as its not a fucking annoying yapper

>>38232877
Its not techinicaly a date. But I invited her over after I met and started talking to her a few days ago. We were gonna go to the beach as well with some other girls but they seem to cancel. Shes still coming over my house though. I think shes knows I like her.

>>38232475
Jesus christ I got anxious just by reading this, too self-conscious to ever pull off something like that.

>>38232995
Good luck OP. Without a door to your room and with your parents in the house, I don't see you two going past light kissing/cuddling. But don't feel pressured to make something happen. If she likes you then there will most likely be other dates. My other advice to you is to give her attention and make her feel special.

Get a door you retard. No one likes going to someones home when they don't even have a door ffs.

shes coming over soon, ill let you guys know later