I have recently come into possession of a blank 15 Gb thumbdrive. I found it lying on the floor in our local library. While a free thumb drive is nice and all, I think it would be cool if I could get it circulating around town as sort of a local urban legend Ring sort of deal. We have a fairly small town so that sounds possible as long as there is some sort of a readme inside that says they should either pass it on or upload it to youtube or whatever.
The question is: What should I put on it?
Nothing. Turn it in to the lost and found.
Terrible idea
Do you have any idea how much a security hazard thumb drives are?
You can load those fuckers up with shit you wouldn't believe
That falls into the hands of one wrong person, tosses it back into the wild, an old granny puts it in her pc with all her family photos on it, suddenly the things locked her out, telling her to give 2 bitcoins to some russian or her files will be deleted
Don't do it anon
>>38232059
Dick picks + pasta
You can be a legend
While a security risk is something to be concerned about, I wouldn't exactly worry about the people in my town. Mostly old people and smol children playing roblox
>>38232241
what kind of pasta
>>38232059
that's somewhat of an idea, however, I have an alternative, how about stop being autistic?
keep it an store porn on it then upload to to the library computer
Use this image at the root.
Put everything in subfolders.
>>38233033
highest quality. What next
>>38233313
>>>/x/19257858
Here is some /x/ copypasta in pastebins for your x folder
>>38233362
k cool. they're in there. I like the theme of having sampling of different boards. any other suggestions?
(also added https://swagoppp.bandcamp.com/album/xxexperimentalxx-b)
>>38233710
Put like 10 copies of this pic on the root
>>38233313
here's a /pol/ image for you
>>38233939
beautiful
>>38233997
also beautiful
MORE MORE screw the creepy urban legend crap i said before, im planting a chan time capsule
>>38233997
no don't include this
it is not representative of who we are
>>38234091
no takebacks
if you want to vogue for pol, write a quick explanation of the true meaning of pol and ill put it in
>>38234110
*vouch fml
>>38232390
Recipe for pasta bolognese.
Put some /v/ in there too
can you put this in?
is a favourite...
>>38234567
in, sounds delish. hyperlink to a dick pic in the recipe so fun suprise when cooking
>>38234627
in. also made a vr folder earlier and put a copy of uaclabs.wad in it
>>38234632
congrats, /a/ folder now exists
If you are going to make a 4chan capsule, include the lore about Wojak and Pepe. http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/r9k/image/1483/38/1483389319456.jpg
stick this on there
Make a /sci/ folder with pic related in it and then put a text file called 'readme' in it that says, "don't fall for the STEM meme"
>>38234758
we must educate the people of the future
>>38234854
and they must also know of the ancient women!
Every issue of the Weekly Peek, an [s4s] newspaper which was released (almost) every week from January 2015 to June 2017. It doesn't just have news about [s4s], but also about other boards and 4chan in general. https://u.nya.is/epnsgr.zip
>>38232059
Make a batch file with the following code:
@echo off
Title kek
Color 0a
:a
Echo le hacker known as 4chan is hacking you!1!1!1!!
Goto a
>>38234934
currently downloading, will go in
>>38234935
fun, in
>>38232059
put 15 gigs of /d/ stuff
>>38235133
one extremely low res out of context hentai screenshot
>>38234882
forgot to address you yes that's in aswell now
Bumping and ing.
p-put your dick on it
>>38236364
iz my dick
>>38236711
hek ill be back in a while i better come back to some quality timeless autism
>>38236736
I want the unedited version of this image
>>38232059
Op should put a link with the finished product
>>38237044
done, placed in b folder as it reeks of b
>>38237562
i shall
ok seriously now bbl more SpREAD THE WORD WE MUST PRESERVE 4CHAN FOR THE FUTURE GENERATIONS OF SHITPOSTERS
>>38232059
Can you stick this image in there OP?
A copy of the complete history page?
Add some fine art
>>38238336
And a fine fart, whatever that is.
>>38236711
What's in the New Text Document?
>>38238051
>>38238336
cant tell which art is finer, both in
>>38239167
ill find a nice fart.wav later
MORE MROE MORE ILL BBL AGAIN
Fill it with cheese pizza
>>38239181
the best word
>>38239167
Ah yes, exquisite works such as "BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" and "my, is that a nugget I spy on the rim?"
Try this one anon
>>38232059
Hi anon. This too pls.
>>38239315
Don't forget the traps, anon
>>38234854
Gonna fap to that later
>>38238336
>pony posting outside of /mlp/
>>38239353
>>38240301
>>38240586
in in in
>>38240711
traps are something the future could do without, but if i sees it it goes in the capsule so
MORE MORE MORE DO YOU WANT THE FUTURE TO BE A BUNCH OF CLUELESS MORONS WITH THEIR DICKS IN THEIR HAND? WE MUST PRESERVE CULTURE!
>>38238336
>theres a rainbow dash on the cloud in the middle top
youve gotta be fucking joking who did this get this shit out
>>38241155
Put this on famalamdesu
put this in it OP
put this in
originally
>>38237044
Bwaaaaaahhhhh!
Come on, it's original!
Put this pic on there with the label "To honor and remember those who perished in The Great Meme Wars of 2015-2017"
Put dis in plos
delete everything and make it spooky like a creepypasta
Make a bbw folder