Why don't you flip and convert to the bad side, anons?

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I'm joining the dark side soon enough

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>>38229479
Don't use cringy outfits though, please

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>>38229486
but my mom's been working so hard on my pepe costume...

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>>38229461
I only have two sides.
Nicest guy you'll ever meet and total fucking psychopath.

Girls want something in between and thats impossible for me, so i stick being nice.

>>38229535
Nice meme
Don't ban me Robot Overlord

>>38229479
>>38229486
>>38229496

For reference, the dude in >>38229479
Killed his classmates in with that sword.

I am unrepentant asshole and egoist. I have a hard time relating to other people and their feelings and usually the moment they're out of my sight they stop mattering altogether as they become somewhat "not real", not anymore real than some character from a book or movie is real. I'm also a douche and my humor basically revolves around putting down and making fun of other people.

I can get laid easy enough, the problem arises that I cannot maintain a relationship whatsoever. It simply does not work longtime. Nobody can deal with me in the long run and I end up driving girls away, which means I usually bail before that can happen so I will be the one to one up them. Therefore, these tweets are full of shit.

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>>38229461
I already did
yet I am a bad man not a bad boy girls want

when you are bad man people wish you were dead

I don't wash my hands.

>>38229673
Like little girls doesn't make you bad, it makes you worse than dirt, so people are right in wishing you were dead.

>>38229461

Because nothing is objectively bad. What they mean is "strong and beautiful". Good job taking the word of a woman to heart.

>fun, sex and good times are all that matters

These are the women who end up as single mothers with niglets and post their shitty arts and crafts projects on Facebook.

>>38229461
It will be hard for her to settle down if she can't keep her legs closed now. It will be hard for me to find someone to provide for because I focus all my energy and time towards job and education so I don't have time for socializing.

>>38229461
THANKS JEWS

THANKS FOR THE GREAT CONTRIBUTIONS YOU HAVE MADE TO OUR CULTURE

I'M SO FUCKING GLAD YOU'RE HERE

>are all that matters

i rest my case

>>38229606
Nobody cares.

oregnaooojfoo

>>38229461
It doesn't matter what our attitude is like, the only thing girls are interested in is the look(and there is nothing wrong with that), so if a ugly (me for example) he will only be treated as douchebag. If a good looking guy does the same he will be treated like the "bad boy" that all the girls like, simple as that. In the end, there is no point in changing your behavior, most of the girl will only treated you accordingly to your look

>>38229461
It's funny, because if you try to sell this "ignore nice guys and go for bad guys" bullshit to women living in poor communities, then they'll end up with drug dealers and gangsters.

>>38230822
This, if a short or ugly man tried being a "bad boy" around women he'd instantly get called out as a creepy virgin neckbeard loser.