>im a grower not a shower Virgin code for I'm a baby dick

>>38229181
That's man code for baby dick. It's not just a virgin thing.

At least it can get hard as diamonds on command

>>38229203
>guys with big dicks have erection problems meme

This is like when your mom tells you your high school bully is insecure and won't be successful and he ends up CEO of a Fortune 500 company making 6 figures

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>>38229181
>im a grower not a shower
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.
I smoke pot and jack off all night and day you faggot

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>7.2 inches erect
>3.3 inches flaccid
>got bullied in high school for having a small dick

>>38229273
you left out "i'm a nigger"

>>38229460
Let me guess you measure from the side and dig the ruler in as far as possible?

Kek more like 5 inches

>>38229642
>ruler
pleb, use a tape measure.

>6 inches erect
>sometimes under 1 inch flaccid

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>>38229642
>Let me guess you measure from the side

how are you supposed to measure it? don't tell me i'm smaller than i already am

>>38229707
You're supposed to measure from front and not push in at all

If I measure from the side like half the retards on the internet I'm over 8 inches...

Reality is I'm actually just a clean 6.5 inches no push in no side measure

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>>38229181
>virgin code
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>38229520
This isn't your safe space, snowflake. I'll be a nigger if I want to.

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>>38229181
>cock is pretty much invisible when flaccid
>when diamonds i have a whopping 2 foot long horse cock
>mfw

Biblical truth

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>>38229181
>not being a stealth-cock master

uniquethany originaltano here.

>>38229181
All cocks are "growers" though. That's how they work.

>>38229725
>You're supposed to measure from front and not push in at all
On the contrary - you have to push. It's the only reliable method of measurement.

>>38229725
>You're supposed to measure from front and not push in at all

I measure from asshole to end like all pornstars.

>tfw 14" horsecock

Why would I ever talk about my dick?

>>38230633
>it's accurate to push a ruler deep into your pelvic area so you can measure parts of the penis that aren't visible to the naked eye and have no affect on your sex performance

Your dick must be seriously so small

>>38230633
So does this mean when I measure my feet at foot locker in those foot measuring things I'm supposed to jam it as hard I can till it presses the bones in my feet to get the true measurement..?

That doesn't sound very practical

>>38229725
How does measuring from the side change the result?

>2in flaccid
>7in hard
I am a grower

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>>38232264
It adds like an inch or more of size

Dude on the internet go to great lengths to avoid the realisation they are small

Look at pic related, he genuinely believes he's 8 inches. If you measured him from the front he's probably in the 5s

These are the people who consider themselves "growers not showers"

>>38232305
I bet you measure from the side, push in and barely hitting 5 inches if you measured yourself correctly

There is no such thing as a grower not a shower. You are just a dicklet

>>38229897
Oh shit I thought something was wrong with my dick I have the same problem

>>38232325
Thats not measuring from the side, Thats measuring from the underside. Also do you have any sources to the "grower not a shower" thing being fake?

>>38232363
No on both but even then how does measuring from the side change anything? Are you horrible uneven down there or someshit?

Tfw huge cock but cum from a pretty girl looking at me

Nah I'm legit 8 inches but 4 inches when soft

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>>38232363
>There is no such thing as a grower not a shower.

>>38229181
No
It isnt.
In the same way a "roastie" has nothing to do with how many people you've fucked
Sadly, most women are used to circumsised, full length dicks from porn and other sources

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>>38232458
That's just one example

Look how these dicklets measure themselves. That's not where the dick starts

If I measure myself in this same way I'm getting a clean 8 inches

The reality is I'm 6.5 inches with an honest measurement from the front no push in. My dick doesn't look small when it's flaccid because a true 6.5 inch dick like mine is big

Growers not showers are just dicklets who measure their dick in a dishonest manner and think because they registered a 6.5 with a dishonest measurement they are above average and therefore a grower not a shower

When in reality there flaccid dick is tiny and so is there erect dick

>>38230588
No
There are people who have 6 inches hard and flaccid, and people who are 2 inches flaccid 6 inches hard
The dick just retracts like a turtle or a spring coil

>>38232363
Yes
Yes there is you fucking faggot
Flaccid the penis looks like a fucking nub but when hard it extends
The skin when flaccid is literally fucking folded and coiled for when it extends
Stop making people feel insecure you fucking faggot

>>38232580
T. Side measurer

>>38232558
So because some people measure their dicks wrong, it proves that there is no such thing as a "grower not a shower"?

>>38229231
>CEO of Fortune 500
>six figures
Yeah, that would make you an idiot loser

>>38232593
Yes all growers not showers are just pin dicks who are lying to themselves as a coping mechanism

>>38229181
Thats not true. I am a transgirl who hates my cock and testicles for being too big, if I get aroused at all it goes from like 2 to 7.5 inches and ruins my outfit.

>>38232616
So do you have any source for your claim, or are you just posting b8?

>>38232558
No you fuckass
Grower and shower are two genetic based things like having either green eyes or blue eyes
>>38232590
How the fuck are you going to measure three inches from the side flaccid and 6 erect if you're still measuring from the side you fucking idiot

what's it like having a straight dick? Mine curves up a bit but every girl has seemed to enjoy it

>>38232649
Lol if you're 6 from the side you are straight pin dick mode...

So does OP also get butthurt if someone's dick is slightly curved upwards, but he straightens it momentarily while measuring it?

>>38232502
Idunno about you but when I measure from the side I'm well over 8 inches when in reality my dick is a bit less than 7