>years ago
>16
>at cousins house
>fight with parents
>feeling bad man
>cousins all quiet
>one leaves room
>hear door open
>dont look
>see chair from kitchen hit cousin michael in the face
>turn around
>its cousin mark in a fucking lobster costume
>cousin tyson announcing on bed
>UH OH HERE COMES SOME NIGGA IN A LOBSTER SUIT
>starts beating the shit out of michael
>hes fighting back in his pudgy glory
>getting his ass kicked by lobster nigga
>finisher is stealing his shoes then taking his soda
>all of us cheer except michael
>feel better man
>work things out with parents
>tfw lobster nigga made my day
>tfw michael broke a rib