>dad gave me a condom on my 18th >always kept it in my

Oh god my father did the same thing when I turned 18 and I kept it in the drawer by the bed and one day when we were moving furniture years later (I was 24) he found it. he laughed and was going to hand it to me but then he saw it was expired and realized it was the same one he'd given to me on my 18th. his smile disappeared instantly and he was mostly quiet for the rest of the day.

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>>38225412
this actually makes me depressed anon hope you find someone soon

>>38225319
>Get a condom at school in 2001.
>Always kept it on my TV in case I would need it.
>Expired in 2003.
>Still not needing it to this day.

>>38225319
This image always gets to me.

The description is spot on to what I experienced and what I felt.

Also, the kid looks EXACTLY like I did when I was in middle school. The first time I saw this picture, I actually thought it was a picture of me that somehow found it's way on the internet.

>>38225319
These sad birthday pictures really get to me man. I have a picture of myself during my 18th birthday exactly like these that you see posted on r9k. (not going to post it though).

>get condoms
>blew them up into balloons or used them to fap so clean up is easy
doing it wrong OP

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>>38226391
this one really fucks me up

>>38226447
Dear god I hate people.

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>>38225412
That hurts. Sorry Anon.

(Also fuck you robot)

>>38226923
you and me both brother..

orignal

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>>38225412

/r9k/ is the best place to come to for laughs.

Fuck /pol/, fuck drumpf, and fuck whitey.
White men just can't compete.

>>38225319
>a condom
That's odd
Either
He thinks fucking only once at 18 is normal.
He thinks you can't fuck more than once.

>>38226447
>>38225319
I wonder what has happened to these people.

>>38225412

>not telling him you fuck without condoms

>>38227146

>not telling you fuck him without condoms.