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If you could change yourself in the following ways, which would it be:
A: You become a venerable Chad with ripped muscles, a manly jaw, and towering height. Women will always swipe you on Tinder. The downside is that your dick when erect is slightly under 4" long and it will become a crippling insecurity you will never get over. No guy is going to mess with you about it because you're buff as fuck but no woman can stay loyal to you.
B: You become a short, ugly midget with a face not even a mother could love but you are hung like a horse and outperform Chad and Tyrone combined in bed. Getting laid will be about as easy as a brain-damaged villager from Cambodia getting into a Korean university but if you can manage the luck gal will never be sexually satisfied by any other man ever again.
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A
this is the easiest god damn choice of all time
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>>38225240
>will never be sexually satisfied by any other man ever again.
oh the things they'll believe lol
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>>38225240
A, nobody will choose B unironically this was not amusing at all try again
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>>38225317
>Implying women won't gossip about your inadequacy
>Implying word won't get out about your babydick and warning to stay away
>implying they won't mysteriously start finding flaws in your personality as an excuse to stay away from you
What's the good in being a Chad if you don't get pussy?
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>>38225240
B. I'm already hideous so I might as well have a huge cock too.
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