Who's the main villain in your life story?

>inb4 "myself"
That'd be real original.

>>38221636
I guess I'm nothing if not predictable

>>38221620
dr. octopus desu

>>38221620
The Juden

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Myse-

>>38221636
Welp.

>>38221620
>Who's the main villain in your life story?
Mom

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The government.
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH

>>38221620
A conspiracy involving the Mafia, the British, and Richard Nixon.

>>38221620
My life is a well written story with only protagonists and antagonists all with well constructed character flaws and motives. Villains are for children's cartoons.

>>38221708

This, your mom is the one who actually created your shit life in the first place.

>>38221620
Death I guess.

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>>38221620
Myself. Or perhaps my repressed desires and feelings on subject matter that I tend to lock away with in myself, allowing them to culminate into an amalgamation that mirrors that of myself in which it holds dear that which I shy away as I strive for the great good of moral righteousness.

Or is that too cheesy for you?

Women

originalius cemmentata

>>38221636
Well, shit.
And of course that this too wasn't original.

>>38221620
Mehmet II that turkic fucker

GIVE CONSTANTINOPLE BACK REEEEEE

>>38221620
the Jews

origisraelnal

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The Kingpin

>>38221620
Probably my 2nd oldest brother, he bully the shit out of me and was pretty much chad and a confederate. next would be my dad who was a faggot failed chad wanna be and a fucking commie.

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The Spanish inquisition

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>>38221689
>>38222509
>only 2 posts with the correct answer

>>38222645
I never expected them.

>>38221620
Every older male. All father figures I've ever met I've hated. I've never been friends with someone over the age of twenty one, and I'm almost 30. I've never worked because when I used to look for work no older man ever bothered to hire me.

>>38221620
>Who's the main villain in your life story?
Jews

>>38221636
Well it is the right answer. My parents didn't provide me with the most proper nutrition growing up so that can fuck with you mentally but people with worse have overcome it and soared to great heights. I've never put in the work to do that.

my bf likes to be the villain to my princess
but he's also the hero <3

lady luck

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Paranoia, even though the voice in my head is right 90% percent of the time.

people are not to be trusted.

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>>38223197
God fucking dammit anon youre plaigarizing me

>>38221620
hmm,probably Lucifer.

my eating addiction

>>38221620

There is no villain.

That's the tough part.

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Gru from despicable me

>>38221620
Myself, government, my dad, my mother, everyone in my life. Constant little picks at my self esteem in high school by my peers, it all adds up in the long run. Mainly single parenting from my mother which made me a massive dependent pussy.

>>38221620
God. He's just fucking with me at this point

>>38223696
Dumb ligger poster.

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>>38221620
the greatest enemy of a man is himself or at least thats how i see it

My uncle. God I hate that piece of shit

>>38221807
this, but non-ironically.
/orig

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>>38224610
Janna poster please go.

>>38221620
>Who's the main villain in your life story?
>season 1: ages 6-13
my parents, other kids
>season 2: ages 13-17
other kids, teachers.
>season 3: ages 17-23
jews
>season 4: current season
the yakuza

>>38224891
>implying tomco isn't endgame

My dysfunctional family and normalfags.

>>38224916
anon, i would watch your life's anime

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It seems like its my dad but late in the second act it'll probably turn out to be me.

My adopted brother, piece of shit killed my dog, my dad, and kissed my girl!

>>38221620
>jews
>christians
>muslims
>gipsies
>infirm people

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>>38224924
ah, a faggot.

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>>38221620
Baal

>>38225364
Princess Marco is pure.

Autism, I'm not even autistic and for some reason I have an autism episode on occasion like Tomoko or Ronnie

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>>38225570
Original pic related _____________________ fuck your robo nigger

>>38221620
I'm trying to become the final boss. Does that make me the villain?

>>38225592
No, you're an NPC that talks about how he's going to rule the world one day, then is never seen again.

myself and only myself o

>>38221620
Anyone who seeks to humiliate me or damage my pride, which just so happens to be me sometimes. I'm basically bakugou from BnHA except I'm not good at anyhting.

My body
My mind
The world
Fucking everything
You think something is your friend, or even a part of you, and it turns out to be either more macabre clockwork, or something to be distorted or killed.
Fuck I used to be able to think clearly
Everything feels wrong

>>38221620
God picks on me

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my on again off again boyfriend. its a slice of life romcom with a left field horror ending.

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>>38221796
You're really grown up right? Browsing with the big boys on /r9k/!

I am my own worst enemy.

by Lit

Mommy is

All the people I hate are either obnoxiously autistic memers or extremely pathetic, uninteresting betas, neither of which are particularly good for villains

>>38225989
Pathetic villains are a good trope.

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I'm the villain. The story's an avant-garde trope deconstruction that outs the heroes as bad people and has the audience rooting for their destruction by the end.

>>38221620
my adoptive mom and well as my biological uncle who caused that

>>38225632
Same

gdjfcjjfsjchxg

My own inability to commit to people or lifestyles

>>38221620
Left-wing bigots

>>38226022

My roommate could be an Elliot Rodger type if he wasn't so much of a fucking pussy. I'm not exactly Chad McSlayer myself but this kid is so fucking boring and dopey I want to just choke him out and sell him on the darknet.

When we used to host parties he would show up (invited by our jap exchange student friend) get really drunk/high, go into my other roommate's room and cry and wrap himself up in blankets because he couldn't find a girl who would date him and it would take several people to console him. But he's so damn docile I can't see him ever actually doing anything too nuts.

>>38221636
It's true though.
All my problems are my own fault.

>>38221620
I feel like I'm probably the villain in someone else's life and I don't even particularly realize it.
Maybe this is still the prologue though and I'm waiting for my village to get burned down so I can start my quest.

>>38221620
My father, society, myself, of those myself is the only one not totally evil. Myself cares whether I live or die, myself will never abandon me even if I do it.

Everyone else of course. Everyone who isn't me is trash.

>>38223938
Same honestly. He wants us both to be confused and sad

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>>38227233
>I'm waiting for my village to get burned down so I can start my quest
Burn it down. Down to the ground.

>>38221620
my problem is waiting for the right moment to start

id find a girl im interested in
start exercising
get a job
exercise more
date girl (which includes peepee play)
get my own apartment (or move into hers)
live life smoothly for a year or 2
...
have enough money to get a down payment on a house and better job
start a family
live out life

my villain is motivation and being fat r/n cant get an entry level job at 320 lbs

>>38227566
news flash: your life started when you were born, and waiting around for "the moment" will not let you reap the rewards of patience. it will make you a bitter, depressed loser who's still working at mcdonald's at 35. don't waste your youth.

>>38221739
FARFOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38221636
Well does a second split personality still count as myself? Because it keeps fucking with my life. Other than that, side villains might be my mum and some prick who had to come along and mr steal your girl my favorite person

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>>38221620
It depends on which life story we're talking about. I have many life stories I've made up, but the villan in Life Story 616 is me.

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>>38221620
I am.

But not in the edgy way. Things that go against me and are roadblocks in my life are caused by my own incapability to be a normal human being.
Also there's I can't control, such as intrusive thoughts.

But oh well, I can take the consequences.

>>38221620
da j00s XD lolz le funny meme

>>38221620

Liars and cowards.