Ok /r9k/, I've got a genuine dilemma here
>be me
>on tinder
>blind swiping for a while
>phone goes off
>holy shit a fucking match!
>almost piss myself in excitement
>open it up
>it's a guy
>what the fuck
>message him and ask why he's listed himself as a girl
>"because I know a lot of straight guys blind swipe and I think you're really fucking hot"
>I'm kind of shocked
>"you think I'm hot?"
>I've never been called hot before
>"yeah, I want to suck your dick"
>chat for a little while and we live quite far apart, but he goes to the same uni as me
>we start back in September
>he gives me his snapchat and I verify I'm not talking to some pajeet scammer or whatever
>he tells me to snap him when we're at uni because he wants to meet and give me a blowjob
>excitedly send him a photo of my dick
>he tells me he wants to suck it even more now
What should I do? I'm not gay, I don't find him attractive at all but I'm not repulsed by him. If I say no I'm literally turning down a free blowjob, maybe even several free blowjobs, but he's a fucking guy. What do I do?
go get your dick sucked and come out of the closet you fucking faggot.
>I'm not gay
>but
You can't have those two used together.
>>38221317
Anon, you have lost track of your mission in life. You wanted to be born in this world, take control of your flesh and wake up.
Leviticus 18:22: "'Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
>>38221411
But that bible verse only applies if I've had sexual relations with a woman, which I haven't? So..?
>>38221317
cut his dick off so when he sucks your dick it isn't gay
>>38221317
do it op and post pics
>im not gay
tell him to dress like a girl everyone knows traps aren't gay
Hopefully you lose your virginity
>>38221317
He isn't real you idiot, turn to jesus or burn in hell