In what situations can I benefit from having a dry penis?

If all males except for a small handful died and the far higher number of women remaining happened to have a dry jewdick preference

>>38220932
You could use it to start a fire in an emergency survival situation

>>38220932
You won't need to worry about smegma and hygiene as much as someone with a moist cock.
But be careful... You can't let your dick get that dry in the first place. You need to talk to a doctor and look for moisturizing options. The gland is not made from epithelial tissue just as the rest of the skin. It's not keratinous dead cells, they are live cells, but if they get too dry they might die, scar up and you will lose sensibility on what should be your g spot.
Circumcision should be illegal. Why did you let the jews reach your cock?

>>38220932
jesus christ did you set a bottle rocket off ya mushroom?

>>38220932
Yhe fuck the fuck is wrong with you

Why let it get like that

>>38220932
you can jack off by sliding it between pillows, optionally with tissues. As soon as it gets a little sweaty though it starts to suck.