CHAD eats Costco PIZZA while you eat eat take-home CHICKEN BAKE

>>38220263
The pizza is surprisingly good at Costco actually. Just say you're returning something to the door guy then pop in a buy a pie membership free

>>38220324
You don't have to have a Costco card to go to the food court idiot

>>38220430
Well, excuse me. Just trying to be helpful sheesh

I wish I felt unbroken emotionally enough to eat anything

They are coming out with a five dollar burger

>>38220263
whoever keeps posting Costco pizza, i will fUCK you up!

looks good but i would get a heart attack from the calories. also today i bought lychee and dragon fruit

>>38220560
You can't get a heart attack from calories you fat fuck. And just because you buy a pizza or any food for that matter, doesn't mean you have to eat it all right then, disgusting pigu.

>>38220671
im an all or nothing person sorry

also pizza best when fresh
i'd go and get a box cause your stupid fucking ass is tempting me but i have more self control than that and not trying to reget heh

>>38220430
Isn't it inside though?

Also, that guy is very handsome and the pizza looks good

Pizza is not that bad for you retards. It has a lot of carbs and salt yes, other than that you're good. Italians eat it 24/7 and have less than 10% obesity rate in their whole country.

>>38220430
>>38220770
Some Costcos have it inside and others have it on the outside

>>38220799
Oh okay, cool. I do recall seeing one outside before.

>>38220789
Pizza is poormans food in Italy, rarely eatten by natives

Plus they don't use the same garbage ingredients we use here

thank you for making this thread op

i was actually thinking about it while i was making tea and i was legit laughing so hard i had a hard time standing up

i dont understand whats so funny about it but i find it uncomfortably amusing

>>38220789
one slice maxes out my daily requirement
also how the fuck can you just eat one slice. i want an entire box or nothing. fuck you.

>>38220789
lmfao @ "other than that you're good"

like wtf? are u fucking dumb? "hey so i murdered your family but nbd heres an ice cream sandwich" go kys

Why the fuck is O.P hating on chicken bakes? objectively the best thing on their menu.

>>38221132
lmao look at this chicken baker over here

>>38221195

He eats his little bakes in his bakeshed while chad defiles the fuck out of that pizza in the master bedroom

Chad will most likely share that pizza with you anon because he has the social skills you just dont understand

>>38221195
>>38221234

No bullee pls. Ok? The interplay between the chicken, bacon, sauce and slightly cheesy dough is divine. I like to make a mound of chilli flakes and dip the moistened bake in it and watch the flakes stick to it.

The pizza isn't great, depends on the toppings to be fair. (I am talking about UK Costco)

>>38221953
The only thing moistened is your boi pussy before I fuck it and call you my gf

>>38220770
It doesn't matter if it's inside or outside. You don't need a card to go to the food court.

>>38222232
What do you tell them if its inside?

>>38222275
I just walk in without saying anything, but if you're autistic and don't want an awkward situation, just go up to the old person at the entrance and ask which way the food court is. They'll point you in the right direction and you can be on your way to buy your pizza.