>B-but why are you breaking up with me?

>>38217958
Because you can't provide me with Aryan children.

>>38217958
unironically because you deserve better than me. Everyone does.

>>38217958
fugg girl i liek dis dik nit pussi fug :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>38217958
BECAUSE I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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because you are under 18 and I do not want a felony charge

I am also mad you lied to me about being older than 18

>>38217958
I have a real gf now, no need for a tulpa.

>>38217958
It's not you, I just need more time for shitposting on imageboards

Because you are a WHORE

You misheard me, I said I have a hankering for some tea.

Glad you're still my gf.

>>38218567
>william shatner
What the fuck happened?

>>38217958
Because you're a dead fish in the bedroom and aren't interested in fulfilling any of my fantasies.

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Because you don't love me for who I am(was) and I fin lly realized I've been a whipped bitch. Fuck you also

>>38218567
now tell me, is that weird or what?

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>>38217958
You don't love me; and plus, you're a fucking wako on top of that.