Robots with jobs, what is your occupation?

Occupation: retail
Desired job: a job that requires little customer interaction

Sous chef at mcdonalds

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i do research in geospatial software development

a prof also asked if i wanted to take on a contract updating his boring as shit website. i guess i'll do it since i need the extra cashola

still better than my last gig where i was basically just a technician for a company doing environmental assessments for pipelines in canada. but that sucked. everything you hear about oil companies is true. they are fucking pieces of shit that know they are wrecking the environment and they literally do not care. they fucking laugh about it.

I'm a family care physician.

crash bandicoot for the playstation 1

>>38217853
Engineering project manager

>>38217853
Overnight veggie cutter at a grocery store

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>>38218790
>I'm a family care physician.
do you touch kids pee pees? do you feel creepy when you do it?

what's the goal of feeling a kids ballsack anyways? What are you looking for doc?

>>38218857
>Engineering project manager

What are your credentials, have you worked on any cool projects?
How much do you make?

>>38217853
I am an electric technician
it sucks but it gets me money to buy shit

i repair/maintain pay parking machines at a university. i like it. pays okay. minimal interaction with people.

Database administrator.

I love it since I don't really have to socialize.

My official title is "shipping associate." I work at a distributor of aerospace fasteners. It's a tedious job, but fairly cozy. I hear horror stories of other bots who have worked in a warehouse that have cameras and supervisors breathing down their necks. I work for a small company so there isnt a lot of stress.

I work IT at my university

>>38217853
Konica Minolta learning service technician .

IT help desk

>>38218919
>What are your credentials, have you worked on any cool projects?

I have a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering and about 8 years experience as an engineer before I became a project manager. I'm working on autonomous vehicles right now, which is pretty damn cool.

I make $100k/year with a potential for up to 10% of that as a bonus if I hit certain targets. I could make more elsewhere, but the cost of living here is relatively low, I have a lot of job security, and fantastic benefits.

I work at a local radio station. I do the night shift or late after noon shift for sport games.

I trade stocks and other securities.

>>38219346
How did you get started on that? Save up money to buy stocks or what?

>>38219716
No, my father made most of his initial wealth trading securities, so when I came of age, he gave me some money to invest, any profit I made, I keep, any loss, I pay him back double. That worked well, I made some decent returns and a few years later I've put all of my money into trading, while also trading for a private equity firm.

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>>38217853
I work in construction, often moving heavy things from point A to point B so higher skilled people can do their work without having to go get things.

It's okay. I just wish the racist hispanics were gone. The blacks might be lazy sometimes but at least they keep a lid on the racism at work.

>mfw other white people have no idea how racist hispanics really are when they have the greater numbers

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Security guard. Pays pretty well.

In-shop at Jimmy John's

>>38219819
Why are all the night security guards I know on the backend of things always obese? It never fails these guys are like 300lbs and wouldn't even be able to chase someone who was walking away at a brisk pace with valuable goods.

Programmer. I'm learning how to hack now, I want to start a webapp security business.

>>38219917
it's cheaper to hire less qualified people.

>>38217915
Hell yeah work the clams!

Bioinformatics. I write software for cancer research.

>>38219819
Security always seemed like a fairly comfy job to me, do you work day or night shift?

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I'm originally an Electrician. Originally.

>>38220000
Sick digits. Tell more about your job, it sounds neat.

creating new pepes
doesn't pay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

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>>38217853
I'm a theatre technician at a nightclub currently. Contemplating moving jobs.

>>38217853

Automation developer.

>>38217853
No job at age 34 and no marketable skills. Odd thing is that I don't care? I mean I've never had any friends or a gf before or anything. I don't understand what makes people tick and makes them do things.

I've been homeless before and I didn't care then either. At least I never touched drugs or alcohol I guess.

>>38220071
Thanks. tl;dr of my job is that it's cheap and easy to sequence lots of patient tumors now, so I implement the researchers' ideas for analyzing all this data, the end goal being to find genes and mutations that cause specific cancers.

>>38220007
I'm on call whenever. I work for some rich corporate fatcat that wants private security and just stand there armed or ride around with him when he visits places. Really comfy gig because nothing ever happens. It's all legal though i think he's a banker

>>38217853
I write copy for blogs. It pays. $400 and I live in California. I'm self teaching math so I write up a decent neural network and start a business.

>>38219917
i think security guards are used like a special camera instead of actually getting people really it doesnt matter if you cant outrun people is more for scaring like a dog and shit

Its my 1st day at the seafood counter on monday guys. Only 10-2 tho

>>38220225

>At least I never touched drugs

That just makes your story even sadder.

I've posted it before but I work as corrections officer in a prison.

Also say this cause it always comes up. No the inmates don't rape each other.

Retail: Tea shop.
A cozy little place in a beach town. Customers are few and far between. Most nights I get a few hours to myself where I can just sit drinking tea and read a book/watch youtube.

>>38220265
Sounds like a sweet deal. How much does it pay?

>>38219102
I was a DBA once and would love to go back to that job! I am a senior software engineer now and I hate those everyday SCRUM stand-up meetings.

>>38220495
About 3-4k a week. I'd say I pull in $13k on a good month.

>>38220447
Do they have sex consensually?

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I work at a bakery. Package bread, clean, ice pastries and stuff like that. Mediocre pay but it works

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>>38217853
bartender originally.

>>38220511

>SCRUM

lol, modern business IT culture is fucking terrible. People should spend less time coming up with corporate team strategy and more time actually writing programs.

Gardener

Not a bad job desu, being outside is underrated by the average robot

>>38220573

Probably but it's not out in the open cause most inmates don't like hearing or seeing that shit.

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"Property Management Lead Coordinator"

I'm a supervisor in an office for a small business. My department only has three people in it, pay is decent but it's very unfulfilling and my coworkers are insane, cutthroat bitches.

>>38220225
That's not odd at all, it is literally the reason you're in such a shit situation

I work as what Goodwill calls an "ADC attendant", where I man a little shed and people who don't want to drive all the way to Goodwill can just drop off their donations there instead, and get a tax receipt if they want one.

I work fixing machines for industries. Most of my co-workers are a bunch of jerks, but thankfully i work most of time by myself.

Kinda like it, but it's a bit boring after a few hours.

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>>38218857

aircraft maintenance, US chair force.

Planes don't fix themselves. There is a ridiculous amount of manpower and resources required to keep the fuckers flying.

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>>38217853
>Robots
>with jobs

Application Analyst/Content Layout Technician/software developer.
I started as a clt as an intern. I used my software development exp in college to prove my worth, so I got hired on as an AA, which is higher pay grade than CLT. But since I'm "trained", I tri-role, but mostly AA.
Keeps me busy. I won 2 annual awards, got a 7k raise, 10% bonus with retention contract cause of it.

As for what I actually do, I make comcast's junk mail. They tell me what they want it to say/look like, and I make it.
I make tools in vb that make it easier, and do the foreground/background of making the junk mail.

>>38217853
Grocery store shelf stocker
I work at night in a small rural town, it's very comfy, considering there's maybe 3 or 4 people in the whole store.
It's just me and the boxes, rip em open pack them out and move onto the next aisle/item...
Manager is real cool and understands that I'm a very good worker, just not very social/outgoing

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I am a professional street nigga.

Nurse on step-down ICU. We get the patients real ICU is sick of dealing with and babysit until physician sends them back or they stop dying and go to a normal floor. I don't exactly like it but it's fast paced enough that it doesn't feel like 13 hours passed. Good money too. 2 year degree and starting at nearly $60k.

>>38220403
>>38220663
I'd just feel worse getting drunk or high by myself. Maybe if I had friends to do it with.

I probably have PTSD from my army days or something but I don't really know. I tried going to community college last semester but I dropped out the final week of class because I was having panic attacks.

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>>38217853
I'm a fucking programmer

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Lol all you wagecucks. Be sure to work hard. My NEETbux is not going to make itself.

I'm a sysadmin in the cloud
i wish i was dead

>>38221663
>pro street nigga
>paying taxes
lmao

>>38221663
If you keep it up, the programmers here won't build your AI waifus in virtual reality

>>38217853
fry cook at Culver's making $10 an hour
pretty easy job so can't complain, don't even have to interact with customers at all

>>38221675
Lmao you make a LOT of money...count ur blessings etc. etc.

Warehouse packer. Come in around 7ish AM, leave at 5:30 PM, four days a week. Good benefits and pay for easy work. Really thinking of dropping out of uni since my major is meme tier anyways, and just doing this full time year round.

>>38221761
I make 50k not really that much

>>38221780
You're probably young w/a high ceiling in that case

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I run hitman scams on the deepweb. Made a couple thousand every couple weeks to add to my NEETbux.

>>38217853
>What
I put stacks of various medical film in a bag and then rotate to putting those bags in a box.
>Where
An industrial plant that manufacture medical film.

I get payed a lot for it but I have to work 12 hour night shifts sometimes 7 days in a row.

i bus fucking tables and hope that i'll make enough tips to give damn

>>38217853
Tech lead ay big ass it company

>>38221833
Pls tell us more, describe some of the requests.

>>38221833
>hitman
>posting on 4chan
Kek I'm sure some retard here will fall for this

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>>38219102
How do you get an entry level job in that?
>>38220000
>>38219931
>>38217918
>>38220104
>>38220599
>>38221185
>>38221631
>>38221675

Techie anons how do you get an entry level job as a Systems Analyst / Business Analyst? Not Business Analytics. Also any info on getting an entry level tech job that doesn't involve legit programming or any math beyond basic algebra would be helpful.

>>38222204
>doesn't involve legit programming
ree no free info for the outsider

>>38222204
I started as a desktop support intern out of college.
Went intern - desktop support - sysadmin

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>>38222280
I've programmed before, but I'm just not cut out for it. But I'll be good for programmers since I understand how complicated it is and won't be your typical suit who views programmers as replaceable assembly line workers. It'd also likely be my job to interact with normies so you guys don't have to deal with drama and politics. Help me help you.

>>38222477
Nice. I'll look into that. Thank you.

>>38222504
if you're the same guy, you don't need any kind of programming/math to be a systems administrator, if thats your endgame. Its kind of the opposite spectrum of a programmer/developer. more scripting than programming.

>>38222484
>Help me help you.
HA FUCKING HA
WHY NOT BECOME A QUALITY ASSURANCE TESTER

>>38222484
>programming
>complicated
So I see you've never wrote anything your entire life.

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>>38222516
Yeah I'm the other guy. So you don't need any certificates or something?

>>38222517
Thought about it. I will break your code and your dreams.

>>38222583

I meant relatively speaking. It's not like assembly line workers where you can just hire more people to a team to increase output. Everything is interconnected and messing up one thing can screw everything up. Fixing that one thing can screw three things up that you then have to fix. That's why it's stupid to hire spaghetti coders from India unless the shit your doing is really simple and you don't have shitloads of code to maintain.

>>38222662
I don't have any. Granted, where i work is extremely segmented. if I wanted to get into networking I'd probably have to pick up a cisco cert or something. I work mainly with SCCM and Azure/Office 365/AD/Exchange.

>>38222662
>I will break your code
Just try nigger, I use arcane wizard magic only known to the dankest programmers to ensure that this shit is tighter than a twelve year old.

I'm a librarian at my local library. It's a nice job.

I work at geeksquad making people's internet work. :c

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>>38222700

>tighter than a twelve year old.

i call fbi

>>38222768
I didn't say anything about a twelve year old person

>>38222710
Fuck I want to do that. Sounds really wonderful. I love libraries.
What skills are needed for that type of position?

>>38222789
i call aspca

Management consultant. I get to learn best practices and advise other companies on said practices, all the while realizing that my company blatantly ignores said practices.

I do natural language processing research, more specifically, in teaching computers to translate from one language to another.

Machinist in the army.

I do surgical robotics research.

>>38221550
>I dropped out the final week of class because I was having panic attacks.
Now that's just fucking retarded. You stuck it out for 17 weeks (~1 semester?) and you couldn't man up for 1 more week? You just flushed 17 weeks of your time and a bunch of your money down the shitter.

Newspaper reporter

No, really

>>38224701
They still exist? I thought all news is digital now. Are you like Lois Lane?

>>38217918
>i do research in geospatial software development
what do you do.

>>38224282
>I do surgical robotics research.
What do you do

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>>38217853
i worked at McDonalds but i stopped showing up without even quitting i feel bad but im to nervous to go back and actually quit

>>38224709

I've done some interesting pieces on stuff like nuclear power plants and heroin but the vast, vast majority of my job is attending city council/County legislature/school board meetings or "local man wins some award"

It's not very demanding but also doesn't pay very well. Flexible hours. I like it well enough.

>>38217853
Right now I'm a part timer at my university IT center but my first coop rotation in software dev starts in the fall

>>38224701
>>38224813
No fucking shit, me too dude! What size paper?

Also
>City council meetings
Every reporter has to pay their dues haha

I manage an ejuice wholeseller and ship to vapefags worldwide

>>38217853
Lyft driver.
Best possible job for robots, you get a peek at normie culture, but pop out before you make shit awkward for everyone.

All you need is mom's car, you can still stay up all night watching anime

A lot are pepe artists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>38217853
I do quality aassurance and engineering at an AI startup in silicon valley

I manage a team of almost 30 software developers for a midsized company whose product is essentially a heuristic news crawler. I cannot believe people pay so much money for this shit, but I guess I really shouldn't complain about my bottom line.

>>38224456
At least he managed to find a convenient thing to blame it on though, god help he has to take some responsibility for his life.

>>38224701
That's cool bro I always wanted to be a reporter. I wanted to be a war correspondent and I went to school for journalism for 2 years.

I dropped out because it seems like everyone around me was just a Stacy who wanted to people to buy the makeup she recommended on Facebook. I was told in order to get out there you couldn't just be a guy writing for the paper you had to have a Snapchat and Twitter presence and s*** like that, and it just broke me.

Now I work at a carwash.

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>>38217853
I work online for the company my mother works for/partially owns, I guess you'd say it's database management shit, matching and correcting entries. It's beyond shit and I regret accepting it, I preferred working retail so I'm only working it until I find something else.

>>38217853
I work two jobs while going to college. First one is a cashier at a McDonald's, that's pretty shit and now my manager has started ghosting me out of nowhere so I'm quitting very soon. Second one is a CSO at my university police department, which is pretty chill so far, most of it is just doing the stuff the sworn officers can't be bothered with.

>>38220447
Any tips on how to deal with the inmates? Probably going to end up working the jail for a couple of years at least.

>>38225430
I live in vegas and I'm thinking about doing that. just recently moved into my moms due to a knee injury and can't work.

>>38225760
>knee injury
Speaking of crushed dreams, I couldn't even join the military. That's like the final saving grace for bots.

And no, I don't get neet bucks. Im drug free, and I knew my father growing up.

Active duty muhreen but I hate my type b personality why did I do this to myself

>>38225838
Funny thing is i got my knee injury in bootcamp hahaha

>>38220562
How did you get this job? In the most original sense

>>38224730
i cant say too much without getting doxxed. But basically developing the tools and software to hopefully automate some surgical procedures.

>>38226008
I dare you to post your full name

what exactly do you think is the worst that can happen to you? You meet your colleague on here? The 4chan boogeyman ruins your life?

Forest ranger shit pay but love it

>>38225881
That's the best, you got injured being a hero. An honorable discharge looks good on a resume.

Living at home with your parents for 5 years and not working does not. I'm too old to apply to teen jobs and get them with the excuse that I was too young to work prior to this year.

>>38226008
Have you ever seen Prometheus?

Make that thing. Abortions could be automated in a pod.

>>38217853
i work at taco bell xddd

currently dishwasher

nonstop continous shift no brake because always fucking dishes many customers

at least i can get free meals sometimes, but it's fucking killing me

>>38221550
how was your time in the army

>>38220593
does that make you a normie? I feel like bartenders are always super normie

Sandwich Artist

The creativity my job brings me nurtures my sould in a way a real job simply cannot!

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im a carpenter
>cert 4 in carpentry
>cert 4 in civil construction
>cert 3 in business
i run my own construction business and while things are so im a part time black thumb.
>190k a year
> still watch anime every day
>im 22
>live alone

I work at Kohls as a sales floor employee.
It's not the best job but I just need enough money to buy a gun and kill myself.

>>38226484
>i work at taco bell xddd
Give me pro tips to get free food

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>>38227282
why and how do you make so much money

are you hiring

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>>38227380
i started my trade when i was 13.
i didnt have alot as a kid and me and my sisters were always poor.
so i got a job. worked my way up and just keept going .
worst part is i never had freinds i only had my sisters cus i was working so i never made freinds

yeah man you wanna job come to aus and join my crew .

>>38227282
what this anon is saying >>38227380

delivery driver at dominos

>>38217853
Painter

>>38227435
Some people near my neighborhood have been doing the good old "order delivery pizza and rob/shoot the delivery man" trick lately.

Stay safe!

I "work" in food service

>>38227380

Why would anyone want to hire someone who is so utterly stupid they literally ask questions while quoting a post that answers nearly all of them?

Worthless.

>>38217853
ER doctor but still in residency. Basically I'm a pediatrician/nurse/doctor depending on what I am needed for. Hours can be shitty because I have a kid (no gf/waifu though) but it should be worth it once I get out of the program.

>>38224701
>>38225246
Damn, that's cool as fuck. I tried to hack it as a photojourno and then started writing too and ended up in the automotive/motorsports media, and now that's all behind me and I'm in a pretty cool position in another field, but part of me will always wish I'd gone into "real" news.

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>>38227431
>im a builder
>i make money
>no freinds
>sisters
>is 22

>>38217853
>robot
>job
Pick only one.

I mean really you guys. It's easier to get sex than get a job. You're a normie or you've just never tried to get a 7 out of ten or higher gf if you've had a job.

>>38227061
khv with zero friends who drinks himself to sleep every night.

>>38227646
>easier to get a job
I call bullshit, so long as you show up a job is always there for you.
I don't even talk to my coworkers and I've still been able to keep/find new jobs.

Finding a qt who wants to spend time with me is harder as it actually requires social skills which i completely lack.

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>>38217853
>Tfw have a degree in IT but no jobs in my shithole city.
I'm a fucking busboy and work for chinks in an Asian restaurant. It's as bad as they say it is. Not just because food business sucks, but chinks expect you to break your back and be happy about it for minimum wage while doing the work of three people while you're only one.

>Mfw I'm trying to stop suffering but my life has been nothing but shit from day one and hasn't gotten any better.

>>38217853
Massage therapist in a pediatric clinic.

>>38227872
>Falling for the "not all chinese are soulless" meme

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Network and traffic technician at a yuuuuge software company. Comfy as fuck

I will be starting as a dental assistant next week do that for about half a year, study for the DAT and apply to dental school in the fall.

>>38217853
Semen dispenser. I dispense the semen into the socks and then wash the semen into the water supply so there can be plenty of semen in the water.

>>38217918
Alberta detected

This thread made me feel like shit. Is it normal for a 19 year old to still have no idea what they want career wise? Will I ever be successful?

>>38228182
took me till I was 26 to figure out wtf I wanted to do.

>>38227646
Honestly agree as a panic attack-ridden mess.

Like if you can interact well with an employer and convince them to hire you, then you can interact with a girl and ask her out on dates and such. It's the same type of people skills in the end.

True robots are probably jobless and friendless guys who sit in their rooms all day but they're definitely rare people. Most people have basic function and go to work and school and such.

>>38228198
And how are things now?

I can't seem to find a job I can do

I'm a fat robot who has spent 8 years being a neet

I lie on resumes and job history and still don't get hired

And I can't find any places I'd want to work because I'm out of shape, I wouldn't be able to keep up with most jobs. I just want a comfy office or sititng down job that would take me but I can't find anything.

Office Admin for a heritage organisation that also has a small museum.
>Alone in a comfy office
>Mostly browse the internet and answer e-mails every once in a while, like once a day someone comes in and asks me to compose an e-mail or put something on the board or print something off
>Every once in a while someone has computer trouble
>They're older people and its basically really basic problems but they treat me like a genius
>I upgraded their e-mail provider and installed other stuff so they appreciate me for that
>Feel appreciated
>I have to help out with their events though and that means people coming up to me and such
>Then at the end of the month I log stuff, back stuff up, update databases etc.
>At the beginning of the month I check every computer and update shit
>Thats it basically.

Remote web developer.

My company want to fly me to meet them IRL. I am shit scared.

>>38222204
I work as a remote PHP Drupal developer and have zero qualifications. I got 36% for maths in my final year of high school.

Pays well (for the country I'm in). Just gotta teach yourself and build a little portfolio of personal projects.

Labourer at a recycling factory. Almost 0 human interaction involved except on my lunch break, its pretty nice.

Backoffice agent for an airline callcenter.
Pretty comfy most of the times but sometimes stressful. Making above minimum wage and head of the callcenter's worker's council.

>Business Intelligence & Data Warehouse Consultant
being a consultant is the shittiest thing ever for a robot, you've got to travel alot, meet a lot of new people, communication skills are very important and you have a lot of interviews
I'm lucky because I'm in a longterm projekt right around where I live so I dont have to do any of that crap anymore and I get paid more because it's 100% project time

60k euros, which is quite good here for a bachelors degree with ~2 years of experience

I hate it though...

Canvasser. Pay is bad and the work is hard, but it's a start to a career in politics.

>>38228754
that sounds super comfy, how's the pay?

>>38217853
Welder/weld inspector working in aerospace. Pretty cool job especially since I get to work on rockets and occasionally attend launches.

>>38219109
What kind of fasteners specifically? I'm in aerospace as well, I wonder if we use you.

>>38224771

If you miss two days in a row without notification they fire you. Going back wouldn't help at all.

Also they won't give you a reference now either.

good luck future wagecuck

>>38228816
That sounds like legit programming (>inb4 PHP sucks screeching from others)

I took 2 intro level courses in Java and Python. Wasn't good at stuff past the middle of the semester.

I just started my job as a junior software engineer this week. I basically will have to program automated image recognition software for warehous automation. Not the most exciting stuff but okay enough. Oh and SCRUM already sucks, like the other anons said.

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i smuggle and sell 7,62 x 39 mm Ammunition from Albania via Libyia to Sierra Leone

i chill somedays at the beach bevore i start the cycle again, so its pretty chill and i make some money, would earn more with normal job but i am my own boss and few interactions, perfect for robots

>>38217853
Information security analyst

The pay is pretty decent, but infosec is honestly pretty fucking boring unless you're a researcher, pentester, or engineer. It's also pretty stressful.

>>38219797
>spics are not oh so tolerant
Who would have thought that people who have butcher as ancestors, are subhumans

>>38221141
Im fucking triggered by those """robots""" who have high paying jobs/are very talented and and competent, like fuck off you humble bragger faggots

>>38221717
They will because money makes the world go around, fagboy.

>>38230709
How would you get an entry level job in something like that?

>>38230911
>neets want to give me money for this
I don't believe you

>>38230980
Why wouldn't at least some?

>>38230995
I'll rephrase that. The easiest way to do it full time would be to start a business and get funding for it, and I somehow doubt that there are venture capitalists sitting around here.

Anyone else work in financial services? I'm a 'Technical Analyst' for a Superannuation Consultancy firm here in Australia. Pretty comfy

Digital Marketing Specialist.
Get paid amazingly, Stay home all day. Watch anime and jack off while your campaigns are automated and require 1-2 hours of checks per day.

Surgeon.

>>38218848
Crash 3 > Crash 2 = CTR > Crash 1. Thinking about buying that reboot/remake/whatever thing for Crash Bandicoot.

>>38231052
You will be surprised

>>38217853
web programmer. The pay is decent for a first job, but they're constantly upping my hours even though they know I'm studying at university full time

I work with adults with aspergers and help them learn job skills. It's better than being a receptionist, made me want to kill myself

>>38219239
How does it feel knowing those targets they ask you to hit make hundreds of thousands for those guys not far above you and they just throw you a few pennies your way compared to what u made them?

>>38217853
stockboy!

>>38231386
As an adult with aspergers myself, I say keep up the good work, we really need this stuff.

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>>38217853
Warehouse. It's minimum wage and tiring work but hey it's temporary I t-think!

IT Support desk

It makes me hate myself, saps my social life away, there's absolutely no chance at advancement at my shitty company and I hate my coworkers.

But at least I can pay my bills and buy weed and beer and shit so I guess that's cool. Also I have a lot of job security and I have very little oversight or interference from managers

I work for Bloomberg, no really.

>>38221663
>NEET thinks he has the upper hand
At least I can buy what I want when I want

Computer Operator in a warehouse.

It's pretty cool. Low pay, but It's like a dream robot job. I get to help warehouse people with computer problems they may have (easy shit). Manage projects that corporate gives us. Like setting up over 100 thin clients a few months back, or sending out new RF guns. Other little responsibilities that occur occasionally. Also get to mess around in report building programs that use SQL and now I'm starting to learn Microsoft Access.

Basically it's a job with no actually criteria and some days I literally only do something for 30 minutes because nothing is happening. I get my own little walled in office in the data room away from everything too. The only thing that sucks is everyone I work around is 40+ in the admin area.