Be more enthusiastic anon

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>interview for shitty shelf stacking job
>Night before interview
>Father says you need to show more
>enthusiasm
>Be higher energy
>Look excited to be at the interview
>This is a good opportunity for you

>Next morning interview at 1pm
>Wake up early around 7 to nervous
>Can't go back to sleep
>Decide to make coffee
>come up with plan
>Ill be more alert and higher energy
> pouring loads coffee into cup
>Really strong can barely drink it
>coffee Sludge in bottom of cup
>Fuck it make another
>Started calling them mega coffees
>Had about 11 mega coffees
>I feel so alive
>Father says put this suit on
>I feel like a business man
> another mega coffee for the road

>Walk in speak to man at desk
>I'm here for the interview
>No anxiety mega coffees worked
>Go up stairs
>Few other people waiting
>Only one in suit
>bunch of peasants
>Woman comes in
>If you would all like to follow me
>Group interview
>5 minutes in
>Anxiety levels rising
>Copying other people's answers
>sweating loads now
>Pain in chest
>Are you ok anon
>Yes I'm fine
>Everyone's looking at me
>Ow fuck I'm must look weird
>Start panicking
>Interupt woman
>I'm not very well. myyyyyyy heart
>Grab my chest
>What's wrong anon
>Shout Heart Attack
>Everybody starts panicking
>Get me to lie down on ground
>Woman calling ambulance
>Jump up open door run out
>Everyone shouting after me

>Get to fathers car
>How did it go anon
>It went ok farther
>Get home have explosive diarrhea
>Feel fine
>Employer rings me to see how I am
>Didn't get job
>Haven't drank coffee since