Itt: Internet loser matchmaking with a twist. Robots fill out

I'm a girl, but I'm a lesbian, so.
>age
24.
>height and physical build
170cm, 45kg.
>occupation/education (if any)
NEET.
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0.
>time since last partner (if applicable)
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Eh.
>why are you on r9k
Because I'm bored.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Dumb term.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Interesting and cute girl.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Writing messages to each other.
>contact (optional)
V1V#1942

>25
>1.83, skinny fit
>Masters degree
>2
>7 months
>Music, politics, fashion, cooking
>bad habit that stayed from when I'd just come here to read up some greentext stories
>sure
>likes dark humor, has a spine, bitch in bed
>normal
>ask

>age 22
>height and physical build 1,76cm
>occupation/education (if any) Wasting my time at uni
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any) 1 long term relationship of 2 years
>time since last partner (if applicable) 2months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive) books,TV series,cinema,manga,anime
>why are you on r9k. Because I love everyone of you
>do you consider yourself a robot. More like a cyborg
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner. Not fat,I hate fat people(all my family is 100+kg)
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted. Everything's welcome
>contact (optional) Kik: sebdk7

Inb4 normie: you don't know me,and judging someone without knowing him is normie tier,so..

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>>38216579

>first post and thread is already ruined

>age
26
>height and physical build
6'1. chubby. wide shoulders
>occupation/education (if any)
3d artist, mopping floors
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1
>time since last partner (if applicable)
18
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
music,art,philosophy
>why are you on r9k
life is shit, no gf,lots of anxiety
>do you consider yourself a robot
because im definatly not a normie
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
pale,red hair, isnt defensive or obnoxious
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
steam
>contact (optional)
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197977095693/

>>38216579
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
>Eh.
Even the fucking lesbo that is looking for someone interesting

>age
23
>height build
5'9" chubby muscle
>sex
0, 2 if bj only counts
>last partner
zzz, 1 year if bj
>hobbies
vidya, animu mostly manga tho, technology, animals, art, music, food, nature
>why r9k
I get the peeps here
>robot?
Ye
>ideal
Introvert, shy, possesive basically
>chat
Any desu
>contact
Sure if i get a reply for it

>>38216579

READ CUNT.

>FEMBOTS CAN ONLY CHAT OR CONTACT BUT CANNOT FILL OUT TEMPLATE.

Yeah lemme fill it out real quick

>>38216448
this is false op i've contacted guys from these threads several times but i always get ghosted after i send a pic
it's dumb i just want a fellow pathetic robot bf to revel in degeneracy and play games with

>>38217244
>it's dumb i just want a fellow pathetic robot bf to revel in degeneracy
Please pick me, please

>>38217244
>tfw never get contacted
I'm sad

>age
27

>height and physical build
5'4"

>occupation/education (if any)
Forklift operator.

>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
None at all.

>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A

>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Blogging, modding skyrim, drawing my little pony characters.

>why are you on r9k
Because I feel I can relate to most of the people in this board than anywhere else.

>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes.

>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Interesting, cute and cuddly boy.

>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I want to talk about our interests, I just need contact with another sentient being that can share its life experiences with me and vice versa. I can't handle this crippling loneliness.

>contact (optional)
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000503603/

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>>38216448
29
6' bearfat
line cook. Have an associates in network information but live in a shit area
1 full sex, 2 2nd/3rd base. but yet to get a bj
5 or 6 years
Can't say I have a passion anymore. Into video games and anime. If I could go back in time I'd learn music
Lonely and bored. I open /r9k/ during peak depression periods.
I fit the mold but I don't browse regularly.

Someone who would force me out of my shell a bit, but not be too overbearing about it. I like going out and doing things just as much as staying inside and relaxing. Despite being big myself I can't be attracted to a big girl, chubby is fine though. Can't really say I have the experience to know what else I'd want. Physical features I look at on a person to person basis so I'm ok with any.

Someone to chat with would be cool at least, I haven't had many 1v1 conversations in ages. I won't assume any contacts are interested beyond that.

>Contact
[email protected]
I'll make an account on your preferred whatever, just email that first to get started since I doubt I'll monitor this thread.

>>38217244
Kik me at juliooz and let's see

>>38217919
>I have never interacted with a girl... like never in my whole life

How is that even possible? Have you always been home schooled by men and is your whole family filled with men only?

>>38216627
all the normalfags ruined this thread already

>age
21
>height and physical build
6ft tall, 180-something lbs. Average build, a little thin and out of shape.
>occupation/education (if any)
Full time student who works part time jobs on off, currently between semesters and work so i have an unusual amount of free time
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
In person, two. If you want to count online shenanigans from many years ago maybe 5 or 6.
>time since last partner (if applicable)
Broke things off with my gf of 3.5 years around 4 months ago.
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
My first and only real passion is art, its more or less the only hobby i enjoy doing for any amount of time. While I'm not very good, i love the process, learning and practicing the techniques and improving the quality of my work. I'm also a big fan of movies and film making in general with a soft spot for horror and psyc drama. I've watched a bit of anime but i'd say im only casual fan, same with manga (Though i always appreciate recommendations.) I have some secondary interests in video editing, writing, animation and the occasional bit of vidja
>why are you on r9k
To lurk, and post genuine advice in feels threads on occasion.
>do you consider yourself a robot
No, a failed normie or cyborg maybe.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Someone who has passion about their hobbies, interests and opinions. They would have a strong personality and open mind while not being afraid to try new things or introduce people to things they enjoy. Creativity is a huge huge plus, especially interest in drawing or painting digitally so i can yuck about our mutual artism
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Just looking for a friendly chat really, maybe flirt a bit on the rare chance im interested beyond that. who knows?
>contact (optional)
inkida#8574 fuck it, heres my discord

>>38216579
kek fucking roastie how does it feels?


t. the guy who has a gf

FEMBOTS FEMBOTS


>>38218113


NO excuses

>>38218012
kik is for normies who just
wanna lewd someone up nty
>>38217284
>>38217252
contact info and do you play video games?

>age
18
>height and physical build
Not fat, but not thin, somewhat chubby. Trying to lose weight and gain muscle though. 180cm.
>occupation/education (if any)
Still in education, no idea what I'll do after.
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
>time since last partner (if applicable)
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Politics, History, Philosophy, complaining about my shitty internet, vidya to some extent.
>why are you on r9k
Because I can relate to a lot of the posts.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Ya, I do.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Loves me, and not a shit person.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Don't really care, anything's welcome.
>contact (optional)
steam is https://steamcommunity.com/id/UberHun/

>>38218437
Yeah I play videogames but I can't this month as I am away from my computer and consoles. If you still want my contact for then let me know

>>38218437
>do you play video games?
not much anymore, haven't found any games i like
Roian#5163

Rachael was such a fucking qt

But why tf did he have to rape her, that shit was unnecessary

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>age
19
>height and physical build
5'7 and skinny.
>occupation/education (if any)
Currently at college for Electrical Engineering.
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Reading, politics, shitposting, and sometimes making memes.
Most days I'm apathetic though.
>why are you on r9k
I need people to relate to.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Of course!
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Someone traditional and loyal. My standards aren't too high otherwise.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Doesn't matter.
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

>age
18
>height and physical build
5 ft 9/10, fat
>occupation/education (if any)
I work at McDonalds, finished education after GCSE's
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1
>time since last partner (if applicable)
4-5 months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
i like vidya, music and smoking
>why are you on r9k
because i have depression and schizophrenia (diagnosed by doctor not self-diagnosed), no gf, only a couple of friends and dislike normies
>do you consider yourself a robot
yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
a loving, kind soul who likes me for me
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
friendly chat with the hopes of being romantic
>contact (optional)
skype: flukethecool
discord: fedorafluke#9362

>age
22
>height and physical build
176 cm fat
>occupation/education (if any)
no
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Passions are anime, vidya games, gardening, history and I get into new stuff very often as hobbies like making robots, going /out/
>why are you on r9k
Been a neet for a long time and I need my dose of social interaction
>do you consider yourself a robot
To me robot can be summed up as being an introvert and I am one
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Being curious and trying new things is probably the most important trait
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
text chat
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

>>38216448
>age
20
>height and physical build
2,01m and normal build
>occupation/education (if any)
nothing noteworthy
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
nature, philosophy, video games, music, i would really like to hang out on nice summer evenings but no one here
>why are you on r9k
because nothing ever good happened in my life.jpg
>do you consider yourself a robot
yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
preferably a girl who is above average tall, not fat and preferably a bit fit, well groomed conversation leading, a attractive face
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I do not want a relationship just having someone who likes to talk with you
>contact (optional)
Discord Swagrald#2931

>>38216448

I love this piece.

This is the girl off of bladerunner, right?

>19
>5"11. Toned
>part time model. Salesman
>0 partners
>never had a partner
>Literature, memes, music, modelling
>Lurking since I was 12 I'm just a faggot that cam.many summers ago and never left
>I'm a cyborg
>Meme chat
>contact: Ghettocloud19 (KIK)

>age
24
>height and physical build
6'1 musclar
>occupation/education (if any)
bachelors degree in IT, Information secruity analyst
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
never had one
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
My dogs, Fitness , casual vidyas, hiking
>why are you on r9k
loney and no friends
>do you consider yourself a robot
I agree with some of what is said but i dont wallow in self pitty
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
brown hair, 20-26% body fat, cute, loving, virgin, loves animals, has a decent job
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted. Depends on what you are looking for
>contact (optional)

>>38218772
pic not related

Y
ou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38216591
you sound perfect, only thing is, are you asian? i don't want to go down the road of afwm memery

>>38218811
thanks, forgot you can't post pics of yourself

>>38216448
I'm a third worlder mutt so I know a relationship with a girl from here is impossible. But I'd want a femanon to teach me how to talk to girls and understand then.
>age
19
>height and physical build
178cm/123lbs
>occupation/education (if any)
Only studying
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
Not applicable, m8
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I draw sometimes
>why are you on r9k
I thought I was alone until I found this place
>do you consider yourself a robot
Of course
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I've been attacked to white girls all my life. All my crush have been +70% white blood so.....
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Gmail I guess
>contact (optional)
Ask

>>38216448
> 19
> idk 5"9? Skinny
>high school grad, wagecuck
>romantic partners:1 interests:several kek
>at least a year, also am a virgin
>I love reading, writing, drawing, politics, intellectual discussion and video games.
>I'm here for fun. To greentext past experiences as a robot from my childhood and the MBTI threads. This place has my favorite content anyways
>I was once a robot or showed early signs. I quickly stopped it before the point of no return
>white or Asian, flat chested or titcow, pretty, smart
>anything from casual to serious but don't get your hopes up
> my email is [email protected]

>>38218939
>I've been attacked to white girls all my life.
>attacked

No wonder. You're a subhuman.

>>38216448
Also mine I forgot sorry.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes, kinda
>Sexual Orientation
Really straight
>Virgin?
Yup..
>Age
21 springs
>Weight
150
>Height
5'8
>Race
Maybe a mix between mediterranean and pale and slavic and who really knows
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
First to talk and we'll see, you can't make someone just your gf..

>Occupation
I'm not a neet, I got money every month!(until I lose it..)
>Interests
Music,mostly, music is a part important in my life, I can play certain instruments, not good at all tho..Movies, I love watching movies and of course anime, though Im not a fan of the new anime.About videogames, I don't play vg so I'm sorry for that..but I could try it anyway.

These kind of thread should be posted with " possitive and bad things about you/ what you look for in someone". Since this thread doesnt ahve such things Im going to post it, if you all don't mind

>Posittive and bad things about me
Possitive things: I'm really clingy person but I kinda know the limits so I guess thats possitive?. I am(or I think I am..) loving, caring, romantic, passionate, very loyal, and some stuff im forgetting, sorry
Bad things: I cry a lot, so if the person hurts me I'm going to cry for sure. I get too attached to the other person. I fall in love so easily and give the best I have for the other person even if its not reciprocal, like always looking for forward. I'm kind paranoid but I'm working on it and I am doing it right. Like I said I'm really loving person, and maybe that could annoy my love partner somehow, so yeah it's bad I guess.
What I am looking for in someone: Basically someone who wants to spend the entire life with me, and if not, its okay, at least I know they tried. I want someone to get better together, as a goal, happines for both of us..

Cont

>38216448
>age
18
>height and physical build
5'6", 140ish lbs (i'm ugly so it doesn't even matter)
>occupation/education (if any)
college student
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
hahahaha
>time since last partner (if applicable)
ok you can stop now
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
video games (studying game design in college), cartoons, architecture, nature
>why are you on r9k
because it's the only place where i can talk to people like me
>do you consider yourself a robot
yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
cute, likes me
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
i'm scared of talking to new people desu because no one ever initiates contact with me and i always end up having to do all the work to keep any sort of conversation going
>contact (optional)
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041858697/

i'm bisexual, btw

>>38219056
Dylann, do you know how fucking difficult is to type on a little phone

>>38219066
Cont.

..Like i was saying happiness for both of us. Real goals as human beings, phisically and mentally, and as love partners. I want someone who is not focused on looks, I don't mid about the looks, love is not only "looks", love is the inside. In other words i want someone not only for a week, day, month year. I want someone who wants to be with me for a long time.

>Contact info

I doubt some girl from here wants me or wants to talk or whatever. Honestly, I want someone to be friends and at the same time, lovers so I don't really know if someone's willing just let me know by replying me

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>>38219098
Fuck off, nigger.
You shouldn't have a phone. Stay in your shitty shanty town.

>>38216886
Hmmm whats up whats ya discord

FEMBOTS why are your wasting your time here theres another anon here

>>38218113

>>38216579
45kg at 170cm.. WHAT.

>>38219170
Fuck off m8 nobody wants you

Okay then, OP. Guess here you go

>age
23
>height and physical build
195cm, lanky 'cos marfan
>occupation/education (if any)
Studying bachelor's in AI
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
Just 1
>time since last partner (if applicable)
1.5 year
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I love tabletop and RP in general; even when I play vidya it's RP-like shit such as MUDs and Crusader Kings, so I spend most of my free time doing all that
>why are you on r9k
Because it's the one place I can be a mess and fit in
>do you consider yourself a robot
Sure
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Thoughtful, sweet girl, enjoys treating me well
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Just contact me fembots don't worry about tone
>contact (optional)
Discord is Karhast#5688 (fucking case sensitive Discord)

>>38216448
>age
20
>height and physical build
183cm, 60kg / 6ft, 133 lbs; a bit skinny but in good shape
>occupation/education (if any)
At uni studying mech. engineering + gonna start a new work next month prob
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1 romantic partner
>time since last partner (if applicable)
2 years
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
football (real football, not american) and sports (both practicing and watching sports), music, vidya, cats, learning languages, discussing politics, history, etc.
>why are you on r9k
Boredom. Also i could relate to some autistic shit people posted here kek. Nowadays just to have a laugh and see what some NEETs do
>do you consider yourself a robot
for r9k standards probably not... i'm not a normie tho.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
A caring girl who is not a slut. I don't really care about physical that much.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
idc, but preferibly if you need a bf kek
>contact (optional)
Reply and i'll gib some contact

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Well alright, I'll bite.

>age
23
>height and physical build
6'0" and about 150lbs, I go to the gym a lot
>occupation/education (if any)
music producer/dropped out of high school cuz fuck the police
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
depends on what "sexual/romantic" counts as since I've only ever gotten a shitty blowjob irl before but I've had clingy tinder sluts on me before but I wouldn't count that
>time since last partner (if applicable)
3 years since aforementioned shitty blowjob, nothing since
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
very passionate about music and cooking. If I'm not in the gym I'm working on either of those. other hobbies include shitposting, lurking, watching joe rogan podcasts, and walking my dogs (pic)
>why are you on r9k
I started coming here years ago and I can't fucking leave
>do you consider yourself a robot
More of a cyborg because I struggle to feel like I belong anywhere
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
healthy in body and mind, cares about herself, has a strong sense of who she is, wants someone to grow with, loves to read about goofy shit she's passionate about and won't mind when I ramble about multiple dimensions
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Anything, just really looking for a connection with someone
>contact (optional)
Kik: akariking93

>>38219141
>Stay in your shitty shanty town.
I will, i have no plans to go to Brazil 2.0

>>38219170
Fucking thirsty. It's kinda sad also

my name on xbone is leprachaunheart. im open to all people. stats, 6 4 270
>my ideal person is someone who lets me be myselk
>that is all

>>38218437
I spend a lot of time playing games, but I mostly play multiplayer stuff.
pls send discord for geimu [email protected]

25
6'3''/250
Bachelors in cinematography currently getting a degree in literature
2
3 years
Writing, Movies, Reading, Cooking, Hearthstone
I use the greentext stories here as material
no
clingy and is very similar to me in tastes, doesnt want kids
I dont wanna be contacted
fuck off

>>38219165
>>38219234
I got a notification on discord and it cleared quickly, if you sent me a request try resending

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>>38219235
Stop responding to me.
I thought someone wanted to be my gf.

>age
20
>height and physical build
6'2, kind of chunky but not a fatty fat boy
>occupation/education (if any)
Obtaining an astrophysics degree at university
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I enjoy creating interesting noises on various instruments. I play guitar and drums and try to ignore cliches and convention in everything. I read a lot of books concerning foreign affairs and economics. I enjoy international politics. I also love to watch films, and I enjoy directors like Terrence Malick, Stanley Kubrick, Arronofsky, Godard, and Herzog
>why are you on r9k
Sometimes I'm angry at things and this place can be cathartic
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Someone who talks to me and is interested in what I say, doesn't use the same cliche words and thoughts everyone else uses that are placeholders for meaningful conversation, is nice, and won't randomly stop talking out of nowhere
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
One that would develop into something meaningful and isn't a stupid platonic thing
>contact (optional)
I doubt anyone will respond

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>age
20
>height and physical build
6'2, some sort of skinny fat
>occupation/education (if any)
Unemployed, one year in college
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners 0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Playing and collecting games. If there's one thing I'm positive I'm passionate about, it's video games. Learning the little details of games I like is the shit. Reading is also up there, though, I haven't picked up a book in a while. Starting to dabble in some java. Figured I might as well start picking up on languages since I'm majoring in CIS
>why are you on r9k
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I've never actually consider what this might be, but someone who isn't too bad looking and isn't too shallow
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Doesn't really matter what type of chat we have. Anyone is free to hmu.
>contact (optional)
Discord:Smug Doggo#0300
Email: [email protected]

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>>38216448
Oh fuck! You had me at that pic. I'm obliged to post in this thread.


>age
19
>height and physical build
Don't know. About Al Pacino's height with less fat (thin).
>occupation/education (if any)
Going to law school, currently on summer break
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
None
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I like reading the news and studying politics. I love visiting foreign places granted I'm not in a group (being in a foreign country makes contact easier). I also like the indoors and spend most of my time on the Internet. I like science-fiction and crime movies. I watch some anime (only sci-fi). I play videogames, mostly Bethesda's and Rockstar's.
>why are you on r9k
I'm lonely. I never had any meaningful friends or relations. I doubt myself. I have poor self-esteem. I feel alienated from the normal world due to not being integrated in it.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
A female. Calm, nice, kind, not too harsh on my shortcomings like my lack of social skills. Possibly into the same stuff as me but I don't care.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Penpal-like chat, no lewd involved, unless you want it at a later stage when we know each other better. If we become good friends we might meet some day.
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

>>38219340
You responded first
>mfw I look like a shitskin goebbels

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>>38219370
Stop this! I just want a gf!

>>38219409
Do you see many girls in this thread?

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I made plans to go to bed early but I will stay in my bedouin tent until I get a (you), infidels.

>>38219409
>>38219447
I think you two should fight over who gets to be the girl. I'd want to see this.

>>38216448
Ill bite this thirsty shit for desperate loser "robots".

>age
21
>height and physical build
5'9 and skinny fat, though I could get fit if I wanted to, not my thing tho
>occupation/education (if any)
Not a neet, I work hard everyday
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
"4"
>time since last partner (if applicable)
1 year ago
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)

Ok, >passios first. I love to cook, listen to music, play music, sing, sleep with my cat, listening to problems and try to help and support

Ok, >hobbies now. I really like music, I could say my only hobbie is music, as I said I like to sing and stuff and I try to improve everyday, I like to read also, manga and not weebstuff too, watchin deep films and just sleep, with my cat of course, shes my third fav girl, first one is my mom!

Ok, >exc now, no idea what that is (?)

>why are you on r9k
I relate to most of things here
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes, Ive been called robot irl
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
It would be really long to describe her, so I guess the typical stuff
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted

Comfy chat
>contact (optional)

I don't think no on is interested so no

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>>38216448
>19
>5'7 and kind of ottermode, imagine lucio but lighter and taller
>retailcuck
>0 or 1 if you count my oneitis obsession
>2 years or none (see above)
>writing, animation, i want to make movies and an animated show with a proper ending
>just grew up raised my internet, no consistend father figure, distant mother, alone most of the time through school, AvPD and possibly A.D.D tendancies
>I hate the labelling concept and "you cant be a robot if" "im more of a loser than you" competition that goes on this board, but yes I'd say I'm a robot-cyborg
>not a normie, doesnt have huge expectations of me and fairly skinny
>a chat about the state of the human condition
>discord ratdoto#3942

>>38216448
Einhorn is a man!

>>38219447
No, but I'll wait.

>>38219475
Weirdo.

>>38219480
Ah yeah, forgot to mention that I have girlfriend who is from here also, but that's not important, i just want friends females or not

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>>38216448
>age
20
>height and physical build
180cm, 80kg
>occupation/education (if any)
stoodent
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0, not kissless tho
>time since last partner (if applicable)
h-heh
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
lifting, history (particularly norse history), drawing, politics and judo
>why are you on r9k
interesting board i guess
>do you consider yourself a robot
to a certain degree
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
shares some of my interests, wants kids
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
having someone to talk with could be fun
>contact (optional)
Tambar#4289

>>38219552
If a girl ever comes she'd choose the normie one that is hiding among us

>>38219552
It's not weird to want to see two guys struggle to be ontop with the consequence being the bottom guy gets his anal cavity explored. It's the fujo life.

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>>38216448
>age
19
>height and physical build
5'10
skelly
>occupation/education (if any)
student
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
2 sex
1 relationship that lasted a week lol
>time since last partner (if applicable)
2 years or some shit
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
vidya, music
>why are you on r9k
fun
>do you consider yourself a robot
I'd say cyborg
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
not fat, fun to be around, a little cynical
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
i don't really care I'm just filling this shit out
>contact (optional)
trakvh#7530

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>age
19
>height and physical build
183cm/65kg
>occupation/education (if any)
still studying
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
-
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
vidya (lol), horror especially horror manga, i'm trying to learn programming, music
>why are you on r9k
i enjoy lurking here
>do you consider yourself a robot
yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
i guess she wouldn't like going to parties and rather would prefer spending time togehter
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
i have no clue. I'm bad at initiating a friendship
>contact (optional)
fulltimekek#2655

>>38219592
Who is the normie?

>>38219696
I think it's
>>38218963
;)

>>38219617
>tfw no fujo gf like you

>>38219725
>>38219480
>>38219570

Originally hating hating

>age
29
>height and physical build
5'11" chubby bearmode, been recently lifting
>occupation/education (if any)
Maintenance
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any) I've had a few. Ended badly
>time since last partner (if applicable)
4 years
>passions, hobbies, etc
Video games, building things, anime (but luckily I'm not a weaboo)
>why are you on r9k
It's where I come when I'm depressed. It helps to know I'm not the only one who's miserable and did satisfied with the state of this shit show if a planet.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Cyborg definitely
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I don't know man I just want someone who isn't awful, and that I'm attracted to. I like small girls, not a fan of big ones.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Anything is fine really.
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

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>Age
20

>height and physical build
6'4 lanklet

>occupation/education (if any)
Studying at university

>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1 (but never met)

>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A

>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I like to play sport to stay in shape. I like fashion and consider it a passion. I like researching things on the Internet for hours at a time. I have a hobby of going out to find cool unknown restaurants around the city. I'm currently working in therapy to improve myself and hopefully lift out of robot life.

>why are you on r9k
I developed a self defeating attitude when I was younger and never matured enough to the point to recognise that I can control my own happiness to an extent. I also am avoidant of my own problems but I am working to fix that. A pure robot here though.

>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes, in the sense I'm a lonely guy who is looking for someone to talk to, but I probably wouldn't look like a robot IRL.

>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Hmmm, someone who I know very well and consider a best friend as well. Someone who understands my insecurities and I understand theirs, but it's ok because we still can see the whole person for who they are including their flaws. They would also be intelligent and like to talk about a lot of different topics, particularly about emotions and morals because I can be a moralfag at times. She would also hopefully tell me when I'm being dumb or an idiot and give me some nice advice. Also hopefully loves to cuddle and is affectionate and understanding. Very important that they are doing something in their life too, working towards a goal like an education or job.

>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Any really, if you want to start out slow to get know each other first that's fine, if you want to just chat that's cool too.

>contact (optional)
[email protected]

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>>38219749
Why are you hating on me??? I'm a qt boy loooking for a fembot I'm innocent!

>>38216448
>>age
21
>>height and physical build
5'10 and slim going for a trap build
>>occupation/education (if any)
Studying to become a paralegal
>>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
2
>>time since last partner (if applicable)
A year
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I like cards, animu, mango, vudeo games right now I've been really into Arms. I also like talking to people.
>>why are you on r9k
I relate to the posts, some hit me on a personal level personally.
>>do you consider yourself a robot
Not really, I consider myself human.
>>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I want someone who would spend everyday of everyhour with me. I just want to cure my lonelyness. I don't care if they're a guy or a girl.
>>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I would love to talk about anything, I'm really open to topics and enjoy talking but I live somewhere no one else lives...
>>contact
[email protected]

>>38218437
p-pls respond
oregano oregoli

>>38219744
I'm not an ideal gf by any means.
Can you two fight and kissu yet?

>>38219696
There're more than one, just scroll

>>38219829
Why are you not ideall?

>age
28

>height and physical build
6'11 /fridge

>occupation/education (if any)
bakery/ highschool

>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
sexual partners are like hookups right?
idk how many, but 32 girls total, 19 from 4chan, all terrible

>time since last partner (if applicable)
4 months ago

>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
i like building cars from spare parts.

>why are you on r9k
where else would i go.

>do you consider yourself a robot
on the inside.

>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I want a girl who's intelligent. very fucking smart.
So the kid won't be so fucking dumb lol.

>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
tell me about your life, etc.

>contact (optional)
here

>>38219696
All the guys that have posted so far are normies

>>38216448
>age 21
>5'10", 187 lbs
>going into senior year, game art major. Bus tables when I'm home
>1 previous sexual partner
>January
>Picked up guitar recently and love it, 3d modeling, art in general
>Why are you on r9k: I first started coming here when i was really insecure and anxious about everything in my life, especially being a no gf virgin. Now I guess it's just interesting to see people that have given up on life.
>Are you a robot: Sure. I can barely talk to people anyway
>ideal partner: I have trouble caring about people, so I need someone who can understand that and still want to be with me.
>contact: snapchat or skype i guess (ask if you want)

>>38216448
>age
25.

>height/build
6', 220lbs. So fat, but will be going on a heavy diet once I'm back home. Can't maintain keto on this rust bucket and its prison food, so I ended up gaining back the 20 I'd lost before I set out again.

>occupation/education
Sailor/sysadmin. Bachelors in an irrelevant STEM field.

>previous number of partners
No gfs. "Casual encounters" that may have involved money - typical for sailors, really. Dunno what it is, maybe being around a few hundred dudes for weeks on end, but the sea just kinda pushes you towards it.

>time since last partner
~1 year

>passions, hobbies, etc
vidya, tinkering with big computers, driving fast at night while playing synthwave or eurobeat, shooting guns, buying guns and not shooting them because I have so many, travel in general. Used to be big into animu, not so much after I finished college.

>why are you on /r9k/
because my work phone can be tethered in foreign ports and I don't want to sleep yet. I don't come here often anymore, but I never truly left.

>do you consider yourself a robot
I used to. Managed to come partly out of my shell. Still no gf, ever. Still spill spaghetti at times. A cyborg, I guess.

>ideal romantic partner
qt grill that likes guns and has an imageboard sense of humor, but can still act normal enough in public. I used to think that a shy, introverted gf would be ideal - but thinking about it, I guess I grew out of that. Might still be nice. I don't know, it's not something I want to speak to without having experience.

Alternately, the female version of the BOFH. Really, being anywhere near or above my own level professionally.

>what kind of chat
Just talking about life in general, and our experiences.

>contact
Reply if you'd actually want to talk to me. I'm not giving out my personal email address, so you probably wouldn't hear from me for a few months anyway. Steam and TOX are generally best when I have regular internet.

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27
185cm/6f broad and fit
autismbux neet
no romantic partonar
former hobbies were rock climbing and drawing
i'm on r9k because it helps keep me numb
i consider myself a robot
my ideal romantic partner would be a living human woman

>>38219829

>not ideal gf

Still would give it a shot..

>>38219860
also, the height's not a typo. I am a foot taller than most of the guys here.

>>38219854
Lots and lots of mental issues. I want to do my own thing and I'll never like someone who doesn't do his/her own thing.
Now are you going to comply?

>age
27
>height and physical build
6'0, little bigger but a bit of muscle thrown in
>occupation/education (if any)
Forklift operator, looking for a job as an apprentice in something trade related
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
4
>time since last partner (if applicable)
couple of months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Other then basic robot stuff like games and occasional anime reading, hiking and just fixing small things around the house. I dabble in a lot of random topics like art, mtg and some hockey
>why are you on r9k
my close group of friends kind of splintered. It's lame, but it's nice seeing people who open up on a board like this
>do you consider yourself a robot
more of a normie with robot tendencies
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Short qt girl who has a few faults of her own that we can work on together. Someone who wants too teach me some of their hobbies or just some bantz. Bonus points if a little clingy.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Probably just casual talk at first. I'm horrid at small talk, but after I get too know a person a bit better the jokes and bantz flow better
>contact (optional)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cenix/

Cenix21#2179

>>38219945
I have no idea why I typed 27. I'm 24. Woops.

orignooioiuui

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>>38219860
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MEET THAT MANY GIRLS FROM 4CHAN

I CAN'T EVEN GET THEM NOT TO GHOST ME

FUCKING CHADS

>>38219944
>wants someone as independent as they are
>will you comply
Hnnnnnnnnng you sound like a dream come true

>>38219963
I know, fuck this niqqa>>38219860

>>38216448
>>age
19
>>height and physical build
I'm 5'10 and pretty thin.
>>occupation/education (if any)
Student (at a top 20 uni in fact!)
>>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0. This IS /r9k/ after all.
>>time since last partner (if applicable)
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Electronics, engineering in general, anime, computer hardware, hiking, biking.
>>why are you on r9k
No gf basically. My social skills aren't the best but are passable. I have friends. I am pretty much here because I have never had any romantic success.
>>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes, but barely.
>>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
5'5 or taller, not overweight, loves to cuddle, can stand someone who is clingy
>>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I'm not sure. I'm not well versed with chats.

I'm gonna go ahead and admit I'm black, since that's a deal breaker for a lot of women.

>>38219944
I will not comply to gay or cucked shit.
Now be my gf.

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>>age
27
>>height and physical build
6'2 overweight
>>occupation/education (if any)
full time programmer
>>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1
>>time since last partner (if applicable)
couple of weeks
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I program for fun and would like to develop a game at some point. Love movies of all genres. There are a couple of places I want to visit in the world but I'm not really a traveler perse. I love nature, enjoy classical and surrealist art, like to think and brainstorm about spirituality; politics; fantasy and scifi. Not averse to occasional recreation drug use.
>>why are you on r9k
r9k helped me through the most depressing part of my life and was my only social interaction for a long time. I've grown attached to it even if I don't like it as much recently.
>>do you consider yourself a robot
I don't think I'm a normie but I know I have a lot to be grateful for. I know what some of the people here go through and I don't want to insult them by pretending I have it bad in my own way.
>>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
A female best friend in the world
>>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I'm not looking for a rebound or anything. I'm put off from romance and sex for the time being but I'd like a feminine friend. Someone to casually talk to about dark and raw stuff.

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>>38219974
That's what your delusional mind tells you after reading something on the internet.

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>>38220050
No. I want to watch you do the gay.
Now. Do the gay.

>>38216448

>28
>5'10, skinnyfat
>database administrator, with some college but no degree
>0
>N/A
>video games, traveling now that I have money, watching too much tv and too many movies
>boredom
>robot bordering on cyborg
>not a pain in the ass
>whatever
>only if serious replies

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>>38220074
>implying femdom isn't the best thing evar
Anon please

>>38219208

Julian, why are you posting this image on 4chan?

>>38220164
>DBA
Do you guys make decent money? I've honestly never personally met a DBA that I liked (one exception, but he's not pure DBA) but they seem to do well financially. How hard would it be to break into the field from a normal SMB sysadmin position with minimal informal programming experience?

>>38220196
I didn't say anything in relation to femdom neither did I imply that I would ever.

>age
20
>height and physical build
6'0", skinny, slightly muscular,
handsome apparently but don't trust my word
>occupation/education (if any)
uni student
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I think history would be my greatest passion. It's one of the main things I study at uni and my marks are quite high. I'm also interested in animals, hiking, horror+other scary stuff, exploring my city, anime. Oh, and I don't play vidya - sorry bout that.
>why are you on r9k
On winter break and bored. I lurk mainly. Not my main board.
>do you consider yourself a robot
not really, I lost contact with a lot of people after high school so I just feel like chatting with someone. I got my life in order so I don't think I could be called a robot don't kill me
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Around my age, has either a job or studying, lives in similar timezone to me (I wouldn't get with someone in North America or Europe), isn't clingy or overly negative, has similar interests, wants to go to strange places with me like haunted houses, understands me and I understand her, don't be hideous or built like a rhino.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
No idea. I'm bored and I've never spoken to anyone outside of 4chan before so I'm curious. I don't want to flirt, erp or any of that junk. Let's just talk normally without any expectations and you can get to know me as a friend. I don't orbit and I can keep my emotions in check. If you're looking for a boyfriend, I'll give you a heads up that I wont ever agree to be with anyone outside of Australia, NZ, East Asia timezone area. Airfares will kill me outside of that.

>>38216448
>25
>6' 2" fat fuck
>BS Environmental Science, Environmental Chemist
>1
>6.5 years
>I like alcohol and watching youtube videos
>Well I don't consider myself a normie
>Normal
>ask

>>38220248
>will you comply
>DO THE GAY
>not femdom
Hmmmmmmm :thinking:

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>age
24
>height and physical build
6'2", rather fat
>occupation/education (if any)
Retail, college meme degree
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
lol u
>time since last partner (if applicable)
In a past life
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Nintendo vidya (just single-player stuff), listening to/collecting/discussing/researching old music (mainly 50's/60's), somethingsomething to make this answer seem longer
>why are you on r9k
Because self-pity is like masturbation for the soul
>do you consider yourself a robot
For the most part
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
qt face, nice, good sense of humour, no major mental issues, virgin, communicates in memes
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
More than one-word answers, looking for someone who will at least occasionally initiate conversation and speak without first being spoken to
>contact (optional)
Skype: Annoyingfatass
Discord: Moi#1009

>>38220217

I fell ass backwards into this job. I was working on a T3 (LOL) helpdesk at my company doing mostly light SQL and IIS work

wanted to move so I made contact with the head of the DBAs. nice guy, but not very discerning when it comes to skills. I'm essentially a junior DBA with a DBA title, and for that I make $82,000/year. I'm pretty sure my 3 coworkers who all have at least 15+ years experience in the field make easily over 120k

I'm overpaid for sure, but if you wanna break in get the fuggin certs. They're very pointless, but companies love that shit

>>38220275
I asked you to comply in wrestling with the other guy and letting the winner fuck the loser..
You're going way off track for my simple mind.

>>38220329
>simple mind
>yet another brainlet
Kek I'm not even of the two original anons but I'll fight for you!
>>38220050
Roll to attack

>>38220050
>landed a 3 get
> 1-4=low damage 5-7=mid 8-9= high
>dubs is critical
>critical multiplier is 2x
>trips + is insta kill
Roll to attack again

>>38220301
>certs
Honestly, that's my biggest issue right now as a sysadmin. I've been too lazy about getting MS and Cisco certs.

If you don't mind me asking, what part of the country? That's a shitload more money than I've ever made before, but I've lived in rural areas for most of my non-sailing life.

see, this kind of shit is what robots should be talking about, not perpetual bitching about >no gf. We all get it at this point. We should be networking, trading job tips, etc. I've been a NEET before, and work really does make you free. The vast majority of this board could go right into T1 helldesk with no issues, and awkwardness/spaghetti is a given for those types.

>>38220420
atk

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lol ok
>country
in europe
>age
19
>height and physical build
183, fit
>occupation/education (if any)
recently unemployed, looking for something new
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
0
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
i like finding shitty videos on the internet
>why are you on r9k
#relatable
>do you consider yourself a robot
im a dog
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
cozy chill sorta bitchy cool af gurl that wants babies one day
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
spam random bullshit till one of us gets tired
>contact (optional)
skype: bio_yf
steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/DiscoTiger/

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>age
21
>height and physical build
5'10-5'11, sorta toned
>occupation/education (if any)
military/law firm/university
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1
>time since last partner (if applicable)
7 months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
anything that lets me engage in escapism, primarily being vidya, tv, books, drinking, basketball, more drinking
>why are you on r9k
because sometimes this place makes me feel better
>do you consider yourself a robot
yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Is passionate about one or more things (but is not autistically overbearing about it), likes different types of food, wants to spend time with me, is personally driven to succeed but still understands the value of the family unit, fit, and has a "you're my type" cuteness
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
i'm not going to be contacted because i'm invisible and no one will read this, but i'd like to chat through doing an activity together (voice or text, doesn't matter). watching movies or playing progression based vidya is a good way to socialize online.
>contact (optional)
no point

>>38219963
>>38220028
>he doesn't know about roastie skype

>>38220050
>rolled a zero
>attack backfires
> -1 attack
Roll again to attack

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>>38220393
Rolling.
IT'S TIME!

>>38220456
>>38220437
>a 7 and a 6 get
>mid Damage
Ok now subtract the damage I've done. 2 instances of low damage
>also roll

>>38220484
Hp adjusted for damage. Btw I'm a dragon so keep that in mind
>fire

>>38220393
I tend to take big steps around "I'm playing 16 dimensional inverted gravity waterpolo on horseback" people because usually they're just retards that try too hard. And if you read anything else I posted you might guess why..

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>>38220484
GET OUT DUMB DRAGON I WANT A GF!
ATK

>>38220437

I live in Minnesota. Not in the twin cities though, which would actually produce a similar salary to mine

I actually got pinged on linkedin from a recruiter about being the DBA, Exchange, and product owner for some small trucking company in the Minneapolis area. They were offering around 90k for it, but I can't give up 24 days of vacation and 8 holidays just for 8k more

if you have a throwaway email, put it in the reply and I can send you some shit or we can talk more

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>>38220509
>>38220510
My mom and dad just yelled at me so I'm not playing anymore. I'm sorry

>>38220439
fuck wrong steam account
http://steamcommunity.com/id/criminalhypnosis/

>>38216448
>age
18
>height and physical build
6ft, have abs, wide shoulders, wide lats, decent muscle definition
>occupation/education (if any)
make subs rn, going to uni(for compE) in a month and plan on not doing anything except studying so i can get good enough grades to go to an actually good law school
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
if the answer is anything other than 0 gtfo my board
>time since last partner (if applicable)
fuck you
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Read, run a lot, climb whenever my few friends will go with me, otherwise just do calisthenics at home
>why are you on r9k
Kissless virgin, don't have any close friends, no hope to make it in the normosphere
>do you consider yourself a robot
labelling yourself is fucking dumb
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
a poz-free, slender, cute boi with a cute face and a nice tush
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
kek fuck you I just filled this out cause I was board
>contact (optional)
gtfo normalfags, these types of threads are ruining the board. sage goes in all fields.

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>>38220439
actually know what?
i dont care.

>>38216448
>age
21
>height and physical build
5'11 / skinny-average
>occupation/education (if any)
none/highschool
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
n/a
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
These days not much. I consume media as a form of escapism
>why are you on r9k
i have avoidant personality disorder. I will go months without talking to another person.
>do you consider yourself a robot
yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
They are a truthful person and a non-judgemental person. Also love me for some reason and show it/say it a lot. Somehow doesn't lose interest in me. That's all it takes but it's hard to find someone when you talk to maybe 3 new people in a given year.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Could talk about anything. I will know if I have found who I'm looking for
>contact (optional)
discord username - mrdrprofbraeden#8130

>>38220607
I'm sorry to hear that.
I guess I win and get the gf by default.

Ladies?

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>>38220744
You win entry to the 1v1 guy Ultimate Surrender fight. Watched by yours truly.

>>38220780
Well that other anon lives in a third world nation.
It's likely he's been killed by a dronestrike paid for by my taxes.

>>38220558
[email protected]

I sail in two days and I plan on getting shitfaced tomorrow, so I may not reply for a while. Satellite internet is too expensive for the big boss to let me use it at-will. I'll try to remember to check it next port.

>tfw robots want petite girls
>tfw thicc af
N-not like I wanted a bf anyway haha...

>>38220862

>sailing

shit m8 that sounds neat

>>age
21
>>height and physical build
6'0 230 but working towards dropping it
>>occupation/education (if any)
I am currently in college studying to become a paralegal and hopeful attorney
>>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
6?
>>time since last partner (if applicable)
Almost a year now.
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I usually play tcgs to pass time, I like platformer and fighting games. I watch movies and also really love karoake with friends.
>>why are you on r9k
I like to talk to people from here, they interest me.
>>do you consider yourself a robot
Not really
>>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
My ideal romantic partner would probably be someone who loves to talk and is hyperactive. I love doing stuff with people.
>>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I am down for any kind if chat, very open minded.
>>contact (optional)
[email protected]

>>38220867
>>tfw thicc af
>N-not like I wanted a bf anyway haha...
Be my gf right nao.

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>>age
18 (18)
>>height and physical build
180cm - skinny, kind of feminine hips
>>occupation/education (if any)
Know how to code a bit
>>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
Romanticism is a meme in 22st century, all women are slags and want slag counterparts
>>time since last partner (if applicable)
What is a partner? I haven't had a genuine bond with a girl since my first (fuck her)
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I like art. Photography, poetry, movies, music and small video projects. I make some art, but not video art.

Archiving porn, physical aesthetics recently became an interest after becoming ugly, Nofap is a part of my life, traveling brings me much enjoyment, watches are also a neat hobby I'm getting into. Honestly I've been expanding my horizons a lot since I started working out, cheers to that.
>>why are you on r9k
It's cosy
>>do you consider yourself a robot
No
>>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Rich (this makes her actually love me for me)
Not looking for romance though, just platonic female companionship for late night hanging out on depressing Wednesday's
>>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Nothing, I live on a desolate island and I want to meet and chill, which pretty much filters out everybody on this board.
>>contact (optional)
anonNr1

>>38220867
FFFFFFFF THICC IS BEST BE MY GF

I'm pretty fat though

>>38220867
thicc is the best desu

>>38220867

p-pls, I'm this guy >>38219201

Don't make me miss out

>>38220867

piss off you fat cunt

>>38220867
Holt fuck you idiot.
Don't post begging for attention.
There's plenty of robots above who don't give a fuck about your weight.

>>38220867
Define "Thicc af"
Weight/Height?

>>38220844
Clearly you haven't paid enough yet.

>>38220881
I currently manage email and AD and do helldesk on a ship. It's a temp gig, one that I've worked before. Pay is kinda bad, but there's nothing to spend it on most of the time, so it works out. It's a nice chance to travel while I'm still kinda young.

I need to pass out here, but yeah, shoot me an email.

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>>38220867
>tfw no stupid thicc gf

>age
23
>height and physical build
184 cm; skinnifat
>occupation/education (if any)
comedian
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners uh... 12, i think
>time since last partner (if applicable)
last time i boned was today in the morning. last grill I kind went out with was in March. Broke up with last GF in Feb 2016.
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Love comedy. Love comic books. Music. Really into like, sociology and stuff.
>why are you on r9k
It's fun how people can't cope with themseelves
>do you consider yourself a robot
A cyborg, if at all
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
shit... I dunn even know, man.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
WhatsApp is fine, because I'm a third worlder: +593 99 150 8518

>age
20
>height and physical build
6"0' average guy
>occupation/education (if any)
1 year at college working as desktop support
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
I had 1 thing with this girl but she broke it off because she was too old. No sex still a virgin
>time since last partner (if applicable)
3 months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I like listening to music and go for long bush walks and night walks
Also I am trying to produce my own music but I havent gotten around to making a solid song. The genre i try to make is somewhere along the lines of techno
>why are you on r9k
I have nothing in life and have fucked up so many times that I dont know what to do with myself. I want some support from someone because even though I walk through life with a smile I feel void and empty inside
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes, and it fucking sucks being extroverted and question every relationship ship you build, so many people in my life have ghosted me
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Dedicated and loving and a little chubby
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Discord I guess and just chatting about anything
>contact (optional)
Igor #2205 on Discord

Also I prefer to chatting to someone in my country. Australia

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>>38220947
Listen, nigger.
Let me have the waifu.

You said you didn't want a gf anyway.

>>38220867
>thicc af
read "fat fucking slob with smelly, moldy rolls"
gtfo attention whoring roastie

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>>38220993
..I'm actually the fujo. Wondering if I should dump my throwaway discord for shits and giggles.
I think there might be too many personality-void people though.

>>38221040
Do It. I'll have enough personality for all of us.

>>38220889 >>38220894 >>38220902 >>38220915 >>38220920 >>38220927 >>38220928 >>38220965 >>38221011
next time ill be sure to include "dont reply to attention whoreing" in the op

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>>38221040
Eh, I actually have an extreme hatred for gays.
Even if I have won, I doubt this will work out.

See ya' around, kid.

>18

>186cm,65kg, skinny

>0

>vidya, anime, manga, plenty of 4chan, messing around with my pc and other tech, outside of that cycling and table tennis

>i relate to people here

>naturally

>someone with similar interests as me, introverted, not fat

>discord (cant paste my name so just join this and add me: fuKF5 )

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Sure why not
>age
20

>height and physical build
6'0'', In good shape.

>occupation/education (if any)
College

>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
2

>time since last partner (if applicable)
Maybe one or two years ago

>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Poetry, birbs, graphic novels, complaining about things on the Internet, watching films (especially horror), interesting /x/ material, scenes of crime and fun video games.

>why are you on r9k
For the fun.

>do you consider yourself a robot
No, but I can empathize with them without making them feel out of place/awkward

>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
my waifu

>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
We could chat about the things we dislike and make fun of those who happen to enjoy it for whatever reason. Won't mind if you want to talk about your problems or current mood.

>>38221103
don't worry I saged, also this thread is shit anyways and this kind of stuff is ruining the board, so just go to /soc/ next time faggot.

>age
25
>height and physical build
5' 10" normal physique
>occupation/education (if any)
4 years of schooling, one two year associate's degree
now i work as an engineer with satellites
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
2
>time since last partner (if applicable)
7 months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
virtual reality, technology, cinema, video, drinking and drugs
>why are you on r9k
i don't have any friends and don't know how to make any
>do you consider yourself a robot
i'm a cyborg i think, in the sense that i'm financially successful, employed and live independently but i don't have any friends and can't meet people
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
a girl who is open minded, thinks differently, is willing to indulge in substances with me, and has a curiosity for the mysteries of life
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
anything that isn't mindless sexting (i guess maybe that later but certainly not starting off)
>contact
steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/comrade_red

>>38221104
How boring.
>>38221071
People with those attitudes tend to be pretty meh.

Dirty Fuji throwaway Discord: Sofa#0041.

>>38221137
salty you got called out huh?

oregionononono

>age
19
>height and physical build
172cm, slim
>occupation/education (if any)
Student, starting Masters degree in september
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
None
>time since last partner (if applicable)
Not applicable
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Mathematics, Vidya Gaems and Chess (although I don't play a lot nowadays)
>why are you on r9k
Because I am a robot
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Doesn't have too many friends (a few close friends is ideal), not too social, faithful, likes me.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Any
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

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>>38221174
>you're boring if you don't like depravity
>implying killing 49 in a gay club is boring

27yo couch potato here.
5'6/140lbs/lanky here.
was gunna fill out the form but got stuck on filling out the hobbies thing.
single/irl friendless since 07.
am in kentucky but any female or whatever would work. just looking for a friend to start out with.
being able to voice chat is a plus.
discord; flint#8647

24, male

about 5'9. any where between 110 and 125 pounds, Doctors have said I'm showing symptoms of IBS and Chron's.

IT/Bachelor's degree (going to be working on a second bachelor's soon in computer science and potentially applied mathematics)

one to two depending on your definition of romantic partner

three years, time flies

playing gutiar, writing, learning foreign languages, art, finance, gardening. I'm torn on which one is my true passion, I couldn't be torn away from drawing as a kid, but as I grew up I really displayed an affinity for literature. I'm pretty new to guitar, but it's a fun way to kill time and I've always loved music. One day I'll find a way to make money doing one of these things.

habit? There are a lot of assholes on 4chan but there are some genuinely bright and funny people here too.

Someone that is somewhat introverted but more outgoing than me. I'm pretty laid back but I'm very anxious around others due to past trauma. I think my ideal partner would have a similar appreciation for art and intelligent discourse. Being a reasonably selfish is alright, we all are, but any indication of a Princess Complex and I'm out the door.

>>38221415
>17

out you go, little babby

>>38221415
>17
>8 partners

FUCK EVERYTHING

>age
19
>height and physical build
5'9-10 I don't actually know
>occupation/education (if any)
retail, community college
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1 lightskin gf in middle school I just kissed
>time since last partner (if applicable)... middle school. so like what 6-7 years ago?
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
sketching, guns, animals, history
>why are you on r9k
nobody in the world can relate to my problems but you faggots, and the humor is just icing on the cake
>do you consider yourself a robot
im a fucking loser who puts up a front that's for sure
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
beautiful smile, curly hair, hips to grab when we dance, a laugh I'd recognize anywhere, and eyes thatll make my mind melt and voice stutter. only one woman in my life was all I wanted but I fucked it up
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
i like to flirt even when I know it won't go anywhere, or just talk about anything really.
>contact (optional)
ask

>age
32
>height and physical build
5'7", 150lbs.
>occupation/education (if any)
Office wage slave / MA in demography
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0/0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Video games, reading (books and various things or people that look interesting to learn about), board games, evening walks, concerts on occasion
>why are you on r9k
I've been on 4chan for a long time and just never left. Most of my friends have moved on to a normal adulthood and have families now. I'm still sitting in front of the computer.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Cyborg. Not a robot, but not a normie either.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
A down to earth girl that will re-watch Seinfeld with me.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Just something casual to start.

>(Let;s say:) 21
>5'11"
>Palomar College/ Fallbrook UHS
>0
>0
>Anime, Doujins, Irish Dancing, Leg Day, Drifting, Rugby.
> It's one of the better threads
>yes
>Nice responsible girl, Asian/NotWhite, thicc.
>No RP, just a nice conversation.
>Twitter: @TriniAsshole

>>38221415
little child

>>38221435
That's hurtful, but not untrue

>>38216448
>19 (20 come November)
>5'7, Skeletal (~115 LBS)
>NEET, I wanna go to community college
>2 failed LDRs (last one was about 4 months long))
>last LDR effectively ended on July 4th, I'm still feeling screwed up
>History and Videogames, especially where the two meet together (Grand Strategy games such as EU4). When I feel bad I often just lose myself in history documentries.
>I'm here because I can relate to stuff here sometimes
>Am I a Robot? I don't know but I'm a KV and my RL friends are less and less able to see me
>romantic partner; a girl (female) who is also a KV. Similar/same interests as me. No history on the internet being a camslut. Not Underaged.Compatable personality and long term life goals (I'm fine with temporary distance). Clingy/attachy long term after we get to really know each other.
>If you think I'm interesting and that you'd fit the description above then we could get to know each other. I'm not looking for an instant relationship-those never work out
>add me on discord (Ryan #2074), after we talk a bit I'll send my skype for further conversation

>>38219341
Are u a cute boy anon?
Are u kinky?

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>age
25

>height and physical build
5' 10", Big guy (for you), currently losing weight.

>occupation/education (if any)
Studying Computer Engineering, Currently a Technician

>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
I've had girls like me but I wanted to wait till I was older/done with school. (School is taking too long and I'm getting older)

>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A

>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I like mostly tech hobbyist stuff like programming and linux and messing with hardware. I like to tinker. I also read alot of fiction and play games (not as much as before) and like anime. People tell me I know a good amount about philosophy but I don't consider it something I'm "in to" although I talk about it a lot.

>why are you on r9k
I go to every 4chan board from time to time and I empathize with the night walk threads and late night posting people who can't sleep.

>do you consider yourself a robot
Not really, I'm no normalfag but I'm no robot either. I guess I'm a cyborg.

>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I like pale smol girls physically, but more importantly is loyalty, being compassionate and having passion for her interests. I don't mind girls who are clingy or shy, I think its cute in its own way.

>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Friendly chat talking about our interests, getting to become friends and then later on down the line, something more if we click.

>contact (optional)

I will if I get contacted.

No location in the template? Then this is for ldrs which are doomed to fail anyway.

>>38219501
>tfw thought this was an extremely thicc woman from the thumbnail

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The ones for girls are alot better, just so yall know. At least people actually exchange contact in those.

>age
21
>height and physical build
6'0" 145 pounds
>occupation/education (if any)
IT/4 year Degree in IT
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
21 years
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
vidya, finding new music that relates to stuff i enjoy, stand up, voice acting, computers and technology in a broad sense
>why are you on r9k
Nowhere else for cyborgs to go, semi-relatable people
>do you consider yourself a robot
Cyborg, so half yes half no
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Shorter and smaller than me, white/asian, cutesy, willing to go out and do stuff with me so i stop being so introverted, preferably liking vidya and a virgin (not holding out for that so its fine if not), not landwhale, likes me for me
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Getting to know them to see if we connect well
>contact (optional)
Reply if you exist

>>38216448

28

5'7'' Solid shoulders, but not shredded. Not fat.

Student, janitoring, have Abitur

4 (excluding paid sex)

2 years

I like watching sports (MMA, tennis), music. Can't really think of many hobbies desu.

It's really chill here. Initially came because I was shown some excerpts of peak r9k autism. (pissbottles)

Nah. Cyborg, maybe.

Ain't no such thing. Intelligence helps, as does lack of violent streak, pettiness, nagging, moodiness etc. Like enthusiasm, palyfulness, rationality (lol, good luck) gentleness, etc

Something that makes the quiet hours enjoyable. Nostalgic, musically focused, something where I can be vulnerable, but also talk about intellectual subjects.

kik: legendliker13

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>>38216448
>age
21
>height and physical build
5'7" ectomorph (i.e. very slim)
>occupation/education (if any)
Senior Philosophy major
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0 sexual partners, 2 romantic partners
>time since last partner (if applicable)
6 years
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I play and analyze Project M and its meta, used to also analyze Melee (so if you don't like video games, then you wouldn't be interested in me; I've played games since I was like 4); I write stories and I'm looking to pick up illustration, and music production and maybe even animation, because I want to make video games or whatever animated visual medium I can because contemporary media is awful garbage; I'm also into fashion and music; lastly, I'm a vegan, and a jaded idealist turned conspiricist
>why are you on r9k
I have schizoid personality disorder so I'm a cerebretronic who can't relate emotionally or intellectually to most other people
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I want someone to cuddle with and kiss who also does their own thing and isn't needy; I want someone I can have stimulating, rational conversation with
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I'd want to see what our common interests are including and beyond what I've listed here, and then talk about one of those for a while and try and learn something from the conversation
>contact (optional)
Just reply to me in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkMyrF83-6E

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>>38216448
younger than 30
older than 20
5'8", penis, tan, visually impaired, 134 lbs, brown hair
graduated high school, dropped out of space camp
4, 2 were just jerking off online 2 were hookups one was gay the others werent
3 months?
jogging, fps
>why are you on...
got lost where slash B?
approximately
hairy, umm...not revolting in the olfactory and looks department
talk about ideas you have that are half baked

selling points: I'm on autism bucks
I am fast
I fantasize about stuff
I have a good taste in anime
Irish

>age
20
>height and physical build
5'11", 170 lbs
>occupation/education (if any)
NEET
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1 if you consider an awkward handjob in sophomore year
>time since last partner (if applicable)
4 years
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Nothing really, sometimes a video game catches my fancy or I watch movies, but nothing for prolonged periods of time.
>why are you on r9k
Bored and I can't push myself to boot up Steam or get a movie going.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yeah, maybe Cyborg or failed normie. Who really knows.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Generally conservative with their choice of actions and clothing, but has a darker side to them when its just the two of us. Whether that be taste in humor or their sexual preferences. Boys or girls, doesn't matter.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Any form suits me.
>contact (optional)
Let me know if you want one or you can just send your contact information. The latter works best for me.

>>38219963
By being 6 feet and 11 inches tall

>>38216448
This is pointless since no girl will want actually go for a robot.
Only normalfags and cyborgs stand any kind of chance in this game.
Take this thread to soc where it belongs.

>>38222760
I've read every single post and am actively trying to find a robot bf, have sent out contact requests.

>>38222835
bull shit
I've scrolled this whole thread and barely anyone has replies

>>38222835
Where's my reply? I bet you're going for the uncover normies

>age
22
>height and physical build
5'8'' 110lbs
>occupation/education (if any)
Bartending to pay for college
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
1 When I was a kid my friend's aunt gave me a blowjob and told me it was "our secret".
We moved away like a year later
>time since last partner (if applicable)
10 years
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I'm really into movies. Not the casual "haha this movie is cool" but actively paying attention and analyzing why good movies are good, why bad ones are bad, and what separates one from the other. I like sharing my favorites and looking for new movies to watch, and I like hearing about and watching other people's favorites to expand my horizons. I feel the same way about music, but I'm not as proficient in the medium to express the same level of knowledge. That's my biggest passion, but I do enjoy a lot of other stuff
>why are you on r9k
I've been on this site for way too long, I come out of habit mostly.
>do you consider yourself a robot
I can pretend to be a normalfag pretty well so not completely, no
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
I'm not looking for romance at all, I'm mainly looking for someone to talk to casually
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I'd like to be able to talk about mutual passions and interests, or share our individual interests. It'd be cool to listen to someone talk about something they care a lot about

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>age
19
>height and physical build
5'7" , a bit chubby
>occupation/education (if any)
student
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
pokemon, cooking, just a lil bit of anime, some TCGs, vidya,
>why are you on r9k
because very shy and introverted
>do you consider yourself a robot
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
idk
likes similar things, doesnt ghost me and would prefer her to be shy/introverted because i would feel more comfortable with it
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
discord i guess
>contact (optional)
just leave a (You)

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>age
20
>height and physical build
5'10 190 probably
>occupation/education (if any)
plumber
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
forever
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
0
>why are you on r9k
im old school
>do you consider yourself a robot
no
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner

>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
no
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

>age
22
>height and physical build
6'0"
>occupation/education (if any)
Research at pharmaceutical company
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
5
>time since last partner (if applicable)
weeks
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Photography, memes, shitposting, going outside and walking, hiking, skiing, anything I can do alone
>why are you on r9k
I'm bored and like to be alone
>do you consider yourself a robot
yes because I'm a loner with almost no friends
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
someone who isn't cringe because normies are all so fucking cringe
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
literally anything Im bored
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

>>38222835

I can post some other info if you don't have Discord.. I have an anonymous email, [email protected]

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24
6'3', 210
Attending college, working slave job
I have never PONOS into VAGOO but I have put my PONOS into a girls butt for 10 seconds (consentually)
Over 4 years
I don't consider myself passionate about anything right now but I used to be a long time rower, I even got pretty good, but it has been a couple years now. I like to do outdoors stuff like camping and ATV riding, but lately I dont really have the time. I have been into anime since highschool but lately I have been drifting from this interest too. Otherwise I spend my days playing LoL (sick of it too) and getting high when not at school/work
One day I wanted to avoid spoilers on /a/ about a show I wanted to watch and ended up here.
no, cyborg
I want someone who looks out for me by waking me up when I fall asleep on the couch and telling me to come to bed, reminds me of the thing I almost forgot on my way out etc. I want someone who communicates with me truthfully and discloses information without too much hassle. The way I see it is that there is hardly any information that MUST be kept from your partner, everyone has secrets, but if it's something you absolutely won't tell me then I take that to mean it would change our relationship if I knew; more likely than not for the worse. All I've wanted is to have someone I can completely trust and I know has my back no matter what. I want to be that for my better half as well. I don't want someone overly prissy. I have never been attracted to the looks-maxed office cunts that every guy around me would watch around the corner. My last crush was a girl who worked at a cow farm cleaning stalls as a second job. The only hard requirements that I even remotely care about is not being obese (CHUBBY IS FINE), light skinned (prefer white), and just giving me space when I need it. I am pretty introverted, even coworkers trying to sit with me on my break is a chore to me.
chat on disord and then play LoL or something?
sassy #1280

This was longer but I had to cut it down

>>38223120
You almost fucking got me with this bait.

>>38219790

>no replies
Bit more information because I want to talk to people

>white
>brown hair
>hazel eyes

>age
27
>height and physical build
5'4, skinny, broad shouldered
>occupation/education (if any)
College
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
8
>time since last partner (if applicable)
3 months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
I enjoy listening to new albums, Im also a musician and produce music. I enjoy competitive video games, like DotA and CS:GO. I have a lot of interest in science and science documentaries.
>why are you on r9k
Been on 4chan since I was 16. I come when I'm not doing anything else.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes, even though others probably would not because of my past romantic partners lol.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Short, cute, skinny to chubby, affectionate, clingy, obsessive, loyal,
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
I'm just looking for someone who will actually make an effort to speak and chat with me.
>contact (optional)
[email protected]

>>38216448
>>age
20
>>height and physical build
6'1, 145lbs skinny
>>occupation/education (if any)
Student
>>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
NONE
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Vidya, gaming together, programming, listening and discovering cool music
>>why are you on r9k
I'm a complete robot looking for my perfect gf
>>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes
>>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Loyal, clingy, monogamous, likes vidya, lives in Europe, not a normie, maybe yandere. Loves me above all else
>>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Someone who wants to be my gf and wants me to be their bf
>>contact (optional)
Nothing happens anyway actually. ;-;

>age
18
>height and physical build
5'10 145 Toned
>occupation/education (if any)
Going into third year of Uni. STEM cuck.
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0
>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Any sports, mainly soccer and skiing. Love reading anything. Playing Piano, mostly Classical but some Jazz as well. Miscellaneous documentaries and vidya.
>why are you on r9k
Pretty sure I already answered this question.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Cyborg, have a few close friends but see them rarely.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Smart, adaptable, open minded, takes good care of themselves
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Anything really
>contact (optional
Snapchat= jkbern19

>>38221555
Contact info requested.

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>>38216448
>age
18
>height and physical build
5'9, 225 lbs but I've been told I hide it well
>occupation/education (if any)
Student
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
Zilch
>time since last partner (if applicable)
Nada
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Vidya, Music, Cartoons, Movies, and Memes. Lately I've been trying to get into Sufjan Stevens and the Front Bottoms, but I'm really into all types of rock, pop, and country. Lately I've been playing Borderlands 2, Stardew Valley, Oblivion, and feeling nostalgic for the old mysims games. I want to watch the old lupin movies, clarnce, and spirited away recently but can't find the time.
>why are you on r9k
I think it's comfy most of the time, I like filling stuff out like this, I like how robot music generals are usually people talking about singles rather than albums, and I like the escapism threads.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Yes, I've been told I'm friendly, funny, and confident in very certain situations like group conversation but I'm spergy when I'm being introduced to new people
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
A fucking loser willing to play vidya, watch TV, movies, and youtube videos late at night. Fine with me sending them memes throughout the day. Willing to have emotional and intellectual conversations. A bantmaster.
>contact (optional)
Steam: Narrator
Discord: narrator667
Insta: narratorguy

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>>age
23
>>height and physical build
5'8 skeleton
>>occupation/education (if any)
NEET
>>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
lel
>>time since last partner (if applicable)
lel
>>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
animu, vidya, drawing, sleeping
>>why are you on r9k
because i made the mistake of coming here years ago and no i cant off the ride
>>do you consider yourself a robot
not sure, im not really socially anxious or depressed
>>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
likes animu and vidya
quiet and shy
wants little to no physical contact
pale skin
dark hair
green eyes
>>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
kik or email
>>contact (optional)

>>38224130
forgot contact
kik: productive_sloth
email: [email protected]
not like there are grills here anyway

21
5'9 average build
Cook
None
Anime video games music art and reading
I'm bored
No
A cute girl. I like many personality types.
A nice chat.

>age
21
>height and physical build
5'8, 70kg losing weight
>occupation/education (if any)
unemployed, university
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
N/A
>time since last partner (if applicable)
N/A
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
aimlessly wandering around at night, sitting in the park, people watching, paranormal stuff, horror, music, comedy, videogames
>why are you on r9k
I'm here every single day
>do you consider yourself a robot
cyborg
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
female
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
no expectations
>contact (optional)
Hagrid#1916