What does pic related feel like? I heard it's a warm pulsating

slimy and warm? it sucks on you on the inside

It's kind of "greasy" but not in a chicken grease kinda way, and it's really really warm. It's not as tight as you'd expect, though. Even if she's a virgin

>>38215024
vaginas make me uncomfortable for some reason.

>inb4 hur dur gay

Warm. Its kinda like sticking your finger in your gums honestly, but tighter.

>>38215063
>It's not as tight as you'd expect, though. Even if she's a virgin
You must have a really small penis

>>38215083
You mean cheeks right?

It's very warm, it contracts, swells up, very very fucking wet and slippery and it's basically the greatest feeling your dick can experience.

>>38215156
Yeah its pretty cool - my girlfriend does this thing when I'm inside where she uses the muscles to squeeze my dick - insta-bust right there. Also it's pretty cool when you're pulling it out and you can see it gripping onto you

The cervix feels like rubbing against sandpaper I know cause my dick is sort of above average. Fucking sucks.

>>38215024
Warm bags of milk with a hint of copper coins and salty sand

Everyone above this line can get the fuck off my board.


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>>38215024
It's like the inside of your cheeks.

>>38215206

that doesn't sound probable.

>>38215816
It's not. It doesn't feel like sandpaper. You actually bump it, she goes "Hey watch it!" and you learn to pull your punches and not just jam it in and start jackhammering her like a teenager that's watched too much porn.

What happens when you suck on/lick the clit?

>>38215914
If you go straight for the clit without doing anything else like a teenager who's watched too much porn, she'll just get pissed off and let you fuck her because you've come this far and it would be rude not to, but you won't get a call back. I assume if you care about her getting off that you actually want a call back.

I hate r9k in 2017.

NORMIES GTFO!

>>38216060
What if I work down, kissing her on her neck, breasts, belly and thighs, and then caress her hips and the insides of her thighs, while kissing and licking around her labia?

>>38215024
What a shitty stereogram.

>>38216182
That's a decent plan, but you've got to be I tune with what she wants. She's got to communicate. If she starts telling you what to do, do it. If you're licking somewhere and she changes position, don't fucking zero in like a guided missile and go back to what you were doing, lick what she wants you to lick. She's not going to grab your head and physically move it, she's going to move her body to where she wants your tongue.

>Inb4 normie gtfo
I've been married for years, I was here first, etc.

>>38216302
Hey oldfag, what's the pro kissing strat?

>>38215070
This. I would consider myself mostly straight, but aesthetically I just prefer penises to vaginas.

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>>38216364
People kiss how they want to be kissed.
>>38216375
(You)

>>38215024
go cross-eyed on this image to see a hot 3d labia

With a condom hundred times worse than hand. I mean the sex itself is fucking cool but the pussy doesn't feel like anything through a condom to me

>>38216682
I had a vasectomy and it was the best decision I ever made. This was before I got married. My wife even assisted it. I don't even remember what a condom feels like.