you are about to shit yourself and the only toilet available

I'll shit in a sock, duh.

You act like this is the first time.

Take a shit. If they complain just remind them that they take shits too.

>>38214874
shit loudly

>>38214874
Punch the ones preventing my expeditious movement towards relief directly in the cunt and expel the offending waste without bothering to close the door.
They're taking fucking pictures in a mirror, that is not the purpose of this room.

Embrace the situation, walk in and declare that you are gonna take a massive dump, and that they should feel free to get out of the way.

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>>38214874
>ladies, the poop goes on the floor or it goes on the bowl so let me through, your choice

Consider myself victorious for wearing my diaper.

Girls like it if you're carefree, shameless, and weird. Walk right in and shout "I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHIT" and go take a shit. If you aren't an attractive white guy I don't know what you should do though.

>>38214874
it would be hard to shit with a boner methinks

>>38214874
I want to fuck the girl to the left of the ugly ass ginger holding the camera. Holy fuck I'd eat that ass and nut in that pussy

OUTTA MY WAY FEMALE FUCKING SHITS

will they laugh every time they hear a plop?

>>38214979
yes

they will hover outside the stall door and giggle every time you fart and plop

>>38214874
>what do you do?
Shit. Why should I be embarrassed about feces being expelled from my asshole?

>>38214874
>women
>ability to [block a path]
Choose one

>>38215000
might give me a boner. not sure

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>>38214874
>he still cares what some roasties think of him
I see you're a normie.

>>38214979
>he doesnt know how to perform the silent drop
pshhhhhh

>>38215082
silent drops are for beta cucks

>>38214874
take a nice, big, fat, loud shit

>>38214874
One time I had to barf really bad and just yelled LOOK OUT or OUTTA MY WAY I forget which and some bitch just stood there and said get in line so I puked on her. Should have moved.

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>>38215097
sometimes you need to stealth poop anon, it's a vital life skill

>>38214874
I HAVE TO SHIT PLEASE GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38214874
Damn...the roastie taking the photo is very strong-looking...peep those shoulder muscles...a suitable seed recepticle

>>38214902
my hero. kek

>>38214874
Ahhhhhhhhhh I know these girls no shitting this is three years below me swim team for the other highschool i didn't go to in my town.

Second from the lefts name is Julia and I recognize the faces of third from the right and fourth from the left.
The rest I don't know but assume I have probably seen in my lifetime before.

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>>38214874
LET IT RIIIIIIP

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38214874
do i know any of those girls?

if yes, i'll tell them to leave

if no, i'll just take a poop while courtesy flushing

this is a fucking retarded scenario and you should feel bad for having that image on your computer. grow up.

>>38214874
As I run into the stall, I utter the words which will be the epitaph upon my tombstone after I commit sudoku out of embarrassment.

"Call me Jimmy Neutron, cuz I gotta BLAST!"

>>38214874
God, heaven is real

go in the unisex bathroom and explain my situation to these girls.

if one of them actually starts flirting ill offer her my dark kebab

>>38214874
tell them they are gonna need to lite a match, and ask if they got one, try to get a phone number if one of them knows the 'your dick and my butt' match joke

>>38214874
>flat chest
Low estro, wouldn't breed

Besides these girls aren't even hot, merely average.

>Strip naked
>Casually walk in with raging hard on
>Grab the first one is see and begin fucking them, don't even move the one piece
>The speed of my penis just breaks through the fabric
>The first thrust outward I spew liquid shit all over the ground, even landing on some of the girls
>Every thrust I take forward the shit stops, and every time I thrust forward shit comes out creating a bath plug effect with my asshole
>All the girls become incredibly impressed by my raw masculinity and confidence that they quickly develop a shit fetish and strip down to bare skin and role around in my puddle of shit

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I'd tell those whores to move out of my way

>>38214874
Man, from left to right, one and four are fucking great. Would breed/10.

Use the unisex restroom

>>38214874
Hold it, and hope one of them takes one instead so I can smell their delicious aura

>>38214874
>sorry ladies, but this dump truck is full! hhahahhaahahahahahahhhahahah
>wink at them and smirk as I enter the stall and dump a huge load

>>38215131
How does one stealth poop?

>>38215710
not for you lmao

>>38214874
Tell them I gotta poo and hopefully they move. If not, I'll push through and blow that toilet up. O

>>38217697
use side of the bowl strats

hey scootch i gotta download a brownload

>>38214874
>barge through roasts straight to the first cubicle I see, clutching my ass
>slam the door shut and lock it
>i'm touching cloth, can't hold back any more
>it barges past my anus like it was a group of stacies
>loudnigra.wav
>my payload touches down with the force of a 2000lb laser guided smart munition
>that crack in the bowl probably wasn't there before
>the smell of cheap takeout shit quickly fills the cubicle
>try to wipe
>throw up
>seeing my sick makes me want to throw up more
>can't let the whores see me like this
>switch cubicles so no one will know
>slip on my vomit as I open the door
>the smell of days old poop has now filled the room
>the stacies aren't laughing
>they're choking
>choking on my shit
>i hit the floor again and again, vomiting more to slip on each time
>i want to die
>the succubi that haven't fled are trapped in here with me, paralyzed by fear
>the shit smell is stronger now
>look over my shoulder
>the toilet bowl is broken
>shit and toiler water are now all over the floor and on my cargos
>My hands gain purchase in the filth and I push myself up to my feet
>the roasts are coughing and choking more than I did when the cashier touched my hand in the mall
>it's too far now to be scared
>look them deep in there eyes, glazed over with the Thousand-Cock Stare
>"S-surf's up"
>slip on my shit

fucking sluts

>>38214874
Thank God that I find myself in this wonderful situation? Is this supposed to be a puzzle or something?

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>>38214874
oh my gooooooddddd the one on the right is BIG girl

Fucking call them out for being normie e-sluts that sit on social media all day and cry when thwy don't get likes. I only talk when I'm angry.

>>38217697
learn to move your ass while dispensing excrements so it doesn't immediately hit the water and aim for the sides, as long as it doesnt hit the water

if you want to achieve some high level strats combine silent pooping you could learn proper posture and breathing like a yogi (and learn to relax your ass goddamnit so the shit slides out instead of you having to push it) so that you can dump the entire content of your intestines within less than 10 seconds
an impressive, almost fearsome, feat if you manage it - silently taking a dump without taking more time than you would taking a piss

>>38214874
Run past them quickly get pants down take a nice wraparound shit by the way the lock to the stall is broken

>I'm not gonna lie guys, I have to take a pretty big shit and you've been warned.

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>>38214874
I would go on the cabine toilett and dont piss until they are gone because i am afraid to piss while othe people are around

on my momma Iwould never shit myself

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>>38217992
>and on my cargos

that part made it

Shit my diaper?..?.?.??.

>>38214874
GET OUT MOVE GODDAMMIT LET ME TAKE A SHIT

>>38214874
I'd try to get home as quickly as possible and shit my pants on the way. No way I'd shit with them in the bathroom.

>>38214902
>Implying they won't screen shot you