Roommate thread
I'm looking for a roommate. I would almost 100% prefer a female/somebody I would be comfortable living with long term. I live in Pittsburgh and I deliver pizzas. I'd like to pay $300 at most a month for rent (we can discuss this) and I think that's doable for a 1-2 bedroom apartment split between (at least) 2 people.
I am a pretty easy to live with type of person. I just hang about and I'm pretty quiet. I browse the internet (for porn) and I smoke (420) and watch cartoons (sometimes anime).
If you think this is an arrangement that sounds okay with you then kik me (dreadlocksamson), tell me about yourself, and lets get married.
>>38213047
>would prefer a female
You realize you're on r9k right? Why would you want to live with them anyways, they're annoying roasties who'll bring back spics and niggers to fuck in the next room all while you watch fucking anime.
>>38213247
Because I need a roommate and mostly do not enjoy men.
>>38213047
How delusional do you have to be to think that you would pay 300 at most for rent split between two people? 3 people, maybe, 4 people, yes, but 2 people no way.
>>38213047
>300
Nigga what flyover state do you live in?
>>38213047
>pizza man
Hey Peter Parker.
>>38213337
>>38213351
If you don't live in my area (and lack knowledge of these places)/have interest in finding a place you don't need to reply.
>>38213413
shh
>>38213047
>and lets get married
don't think we didn't notice that clause
>>38213681
It's an optional part of the agreement.
Anybody interested?
>>38213047
>Preferably fembot
Is this how rape happens
I don't rape
>>38214256
I'll be that person say my experience with all robots I've met irl would start off passive but badly try to flirt and get laid.
>>38214177
>>38214256
>>38214286
idk what you mean or are talking about but please let me know if you're looking for a roommate
>>38214302
I mean all robots I've met irl tried to fuck me.
Even the ones where I pretended to be a guy until we met irl
>>38214555
I'm just looking for someone to rent/potentially (in the future) buy a house with.
I live in an apartment with my stepfather and he rents one rooms to a quiet secuirity guy and one to a literal white nigger than never cleans after himself and eats and uses other people's stuff notoriously
>>38213047
>I would almost 100% prefer a female
Do you actually think you're going to get a response from a female here of all places? You're a fucking creep and a retard.
>>38215628
So are you looking for a roommate or