Questing for clutter

>>38210705
Take a shower before you go

Bring a backpack to easily bring back the artefact you are looking for. Make sure that you are well hydrated, take a bottle of water with you. Also could you please bring me some crisps when you're out?

>>38211113
If I encounter any crisps on my travels I will take them with me. I will equip myself with my trusty backpack. Thank you for reminding me of hydration potions, I will need those for sure. My steed got stolen by evil thieves so it will be a long journey on foot.

>>38210946
Won't my armor rust though?

>>38210705
How will you defend thineself?

If the place you seek your dustpan at has a greeter which asks if you need help, do not respond; it is a trap to try and strike fear into your heart.

Your hour of destiny has come. For the sake of us all:
Go bravely with Elliot!

>>38211970
From my experience travelling through the normie lands the thing to watch out for most is a verbal assault in any shape of form from a normie or them entering my personal space.

Such mindless audacity can sometimes be prevented with a magic shield generated by earphones. Most normies will be more hesitant to approach when you protect yourself like this. However this has failed me in the past. The only option left to me in order to repel the foul beast was extreme rudeness and a brisk walking pace.

>>38212162
I am aware of creatures like this, guarding their dungeon. Clinging to their treasures. They won't trick me. I know they despise me.

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>>38212257
Thank you my liege. For Elliot!