*sees you approaching the store with resume in hand, your dad

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>>38210693
H-hello s-s-sir. C-can I- um. M-may I speak? W-would you maybe hire me to re.... reeeee....re-refill that coffee?

*hastily reaches out hand for a firm handshake*

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>>38210798
"Ah-ah-ah. No talkie before I've had my coffee, kiddo. You've already failed the first test."

(What is it with kids and getting between a man and his coffee nowadays?)

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>>38210821

*legs it*

Good job anons. You thoroughly explained why everyone on this site is a neckbeard in their parents house.

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>>38211297
*points to sign*

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>wot in tarnation
Howdy partners. Round this 'ere ranch theres a few rules, and number one is no talkie until this cup o' mud is dry as a fart. Thanks cowpokes.

>>38211340

*just sits around in frustrated awkwardness for him to drink his fucking coffee*

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>>38211464
*sips, then grabs the half and half and pours it slowly just to prolong the agony*

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Como te va, amigos? No conversaciones until I've had my horchata and cafe negro, comprende?

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I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
FINISH THE COFFEE FROG

>>38211485
*tapping foot, whistling tune waiting for him to drink his coffee. look around the ceiling and he is still looking at me where my eyes were*

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>>38212304
*continues to nurse coffee, slowly savoring each sip*

How did this meme even start?

I like it

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Salam aleikum my brothers. Remember to heed the words of the Prophet, no talkie until my first cup is done. Peace be upon you.
*SIPPPPPPPPP*

>>38212485
I believe coffee is haram, mr mohammed

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NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU

>>38212518
coffee is not haram. only drugs which cloud the intellect are considered haram by most muslims

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>been waiting for two hours to talk
might as well join in at this point
remember, no talkie

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*slaps hands to table and gives manager the death stare*
Ya wanna know what my gig was before today? I was a ranchhand for some rich assholes that don't know shit about animals. I was the fucker that had to stretch 800ft of barb wire in a couple hours because the wetbacks before me didn't know what staples were and fucking tried to tie the wire to the fucking posts.
Now tell me bud, Do you want some apathetic teenager spitting in your coffee or do you want the fucker willing to spend an entire day chasing asses in 100+ degree weather to fix a mess some illegal pieces of shit caused?

Hmm some faggot really enjoy this meme I created. It's meant to mock normals

>>38212518
Never heard of Turkish coffee?

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>look anon, no hands

>>38210693
*uses sign language to spell out "I hope you're educated enough to understand me. Here is my resume. Enjoy the coffee"*

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>>38211297
Well, well, well. Hold right there, friend-o

>>38212572
Get out you're overqualified.

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>>38212711
>That gif
Is coffee posting a new meme?

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Don't mind me, just refilling my cup. Had a 5 minute window there where we could have conversed. Please hold all conversation until I'm done my NEW fresh mug of coffee.

Thanks.

>>38213255
>5 minutes without coffee
Nigga you cray cray

Somebody should make a trump one with "rules: no talkie till I've had my covfefe"

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>>38213596
You just ruined the thread. Neck yourself at first opportunity.

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Coffeelets are human garbage. Prove me wrong.

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>>38210693
This sight cracks me up.

bump because this is a good frogpost

All you coffeefags get the fuck out.

>>38214417
teacuck spotted

>>38214417
>not drinking coffee
sad!

>>38211412
Farts aren't dry you fucking autist

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*SLURRRPPPP*
Remember the rules. Not one word until my morning mug of coffee is empty.

>>38213596
back to /pol/ with you young man

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Remember son, no talking to me before I've finished my coffee. After I've finished my second cup of joe, I'll show the proper technique for giving a firm handshake. The trick is to look em right in the eyes while you squeeze their palm. A solid grip tells your future boss that you will be a reliable employee; a man that can always be counted upon.

You do that, and you'll have a job in no time.
SLLLLUUUURPPPP

>>38214740
he isn't making an actual statement. he is saying what someone else would say; it's a kind of mockery that enhances the comedy.

maybe you are the autistic one.

This meme unironically made me try coffee.

Now im hooked, I try a different blend every week to see what I like the most.

Thanks 4chan!

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Pip pip. Top o' the evenin' to ya. Just a few rules to cover 'ere. Number one is no talkie until my cup o' earl grey is done. Then we can 'ave a proper chin wag, but not before. Thanks lad.

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>>38215767
'ello there, chap! I see I spotted meself another proper gent with a refined taste in sipping stuffs. Like yourself a spot of tea to warm up the ol innies, eh? Just don't 'ave too much now or you'll be setting' yeself up for an early trip to the loo!

>>38214833
nice digits and holy moly what a big cup of coffee!

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>>38216291
For *sip* you.

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ARE YOU DONE YET FROG?
IVE BEEN WAITING 6 FUCKING HOURS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

>>38216852
Oh, would you look at that! Looks like it's time to punch out and head home for the day. I guess you'll have to wait until Monday morning to let me know what's on your mind. See ya then!

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>>38217212
Well, well. Now don't leave just yet. We have another assignment for you to finish before you can head home. I'm about to leave before the Sabbath, but keep your phone on over the weekend in case I need anything else.

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>>38216852
Not quite yet. Keep holding on, and please keep the talkie until afterwards.
*SIIIIIIIIPPP*

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Are you going to give him a firm handshake or what son?

>>38217553
>1499298313680-r9k.png
you put the boardname in the filename!
genius handshake right there!