/britfeel/

>>38210537I prefer girls to boys

>>38210269
I'm 19 so probably fit in that demographic you're on about lad, heres some of the stuff my age are listening too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjUiFeDKo_0 [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUXX55WqYZs [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1CY9AYUa7U [Embed]

repostin because this is an interesting topic I want to discuss

3st for the official recognition of ebin as a normie and stud. the kid has basically lost his virginity

>>38210564
For me is goes
Girl(girl)
Boy(girl)
Girl(boy)
Boy(boy)

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>>38210537
Friendly reminder that you should just listen to Eurobeat, and that everything else is inferior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpwinXTcvS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ0QidE7-eY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbe19zp74dY

REEEE

i cant believe ebin has basically become a normie and is going to lose his virginity anytime soon. the normies ruin everything.

gonna be without weed until late this week. reckon i should use this unfortunate occurrence to quit it completely? daily smoker for years and it's definitely impacted my life negatively.

>>38210636
>>38210573
wait what? can you give me a quick rundown?

>>38210564
GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKED GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS

>>38210566
Unironically bump Lil Pump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXfTN5Nk_U

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>>38210666
Yes.
origineaux

>>38210676

He left the bomb crater he calls a bedroom.

help this guy is being a cunt
>>>/b/738132575

Who else never spends money here? I have 4 saving accounts in addition to my bank account

>>38210704
Fuckin rigged. Sophie is well better. Dormer is best girl though.

>>38210676
he has been going outside almost everyday. an eastern European girl flirted with him and asked him for a gobble. There is a rumor going around that he is busy texting girls right now.

he is a legend of the streets.

>>38210735
>tfw you're more attractive than smirkfu's partner

>>38210704
>posting on /b/

underage out

>>38210741
im wet. dont tell joey.

Sarah what the fuck are you doing

>>38210566
Jesus Christ.

The fucking state of that guy.

Lil peep? The bloke is 19 or something and has ruined his face with those shitty tattoos.

>>38210741
He's not the one who shagged a pole in an alley is he? Would've thought there'd be more fuss if it was Ebin

>>38210741
>he is a legend of the streets
and a chad in the sheets
>>38210768
I liked it better when you were with the duck
>>38210761
no u

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>>38210781
The first guy I posted Lil Pump is 16 lad

>>38210666
Quit smoking you fucking degenerate gypsy.

>>38210747
I highly doubt that, lad

>>38210799
No lad

Im in about this guy
https://youtu.be/3rkJ3L5Ce80

>>38210793
>I liked it better when you were with the duck
>tfw I have a forbidden Sarah and Duck meme that I absolutely must not post

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>>38210741
this desu

>>38210768
sneak round sarah my parents aren't in x

>>38210829
Ah Lil Peep is more of a meme tbqh, granted I do like this a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sP6t1QyrI

>>38210833
we aren't worthy of seeing it anyway, not after the /pol/ raiding last year. sarah had a meltdown

>>38210780
sorry bae. ebin is too hot. we had a good run though. k?

>>38210834
i will be around in a min baby. i am just having a quick shave xx

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>>38210537
It's true what they say: 'You don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone.' I miss love. I miss being looked after.

Cilla Black

>>38210799
you should have stuck to children's card games

>>38210897
reeeeeeeeeeeeee your roast beef is out of date

Lads is it true that freshers is your only chance to make friends at uni? I wont be able to go to freshers when I start so bit worried

>>38210886
don't forget to bring those large sized condoms round, those extra small ones your bloke uses won't do xx

>>38210929
I feel out with my flatmates and never made any more friends. not even memeing to scare you, I'd really try to go

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>>38210933
mmmm. you're naughty. you can fuck me in the ass if you want, it hurts but i will do it for you xx

>>38210929
Make the most of it mate.

I wish I was 18/20 at uni again.

Freshers was one of the best times of my life.

Choose your friends wisely as you'll be sticking with them for 3 years.


Protip* almost everyone is a sjw, pretend to be a liberal to girls so they suck your dick.

>>38210929
>fucked up freshers
>two years in and had no friends at any point
you tell me anon

>>38210952
I have a bunch of mates that don't go to uni so I won't be completely friendless but I have a broken leg so won't be moving to my student room until my leg is healed like mid october

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DklAU4GNpxA&app=desktop
what a legend

>>38210975
Might to too tight and pull back my phimosis and cause major problems.

I prefer your beef flaps love, lots of space and leg room in there

don't tell tilde about this xx

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>>38210975
>it hurts but i will do it for you

>Sunderland fan Bradley Lowery dies
>The six-year-old struck up a close friendship with striker Jermain Defoe after being diagnosed with cancer

reckon the rozzers should look into that one

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What is Ebin doing? is this some kind of weird post-ironic power fantasy?

Right, play times over, no more tripfags or else

lol some stupid roastie on a bicycle got her sun dress trapped in the gears and faceplanted in the middle of the road

Of course the nearest guy rushed to help m'lady up, she was just kinda sat there after making a feeble attempt to untangle herself. The traffic she was blocking didn't even hoot her. Muh patriarchy.

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>>38211087
I'm with you lad

hdgfdf

>>38211103
If this were a just world, the cars would have just run over her and her leftover remains would have been made into dog food

>>38210986
be a mad cunt and go out anyways lad, I've seen it done. my mate went to a club once in crutches and everyone thought he was a right laugh and lasses kept talking to him asking about it

I've been hanging around town all day lads and I've seen the same guy in a suit dragging a small suitcase around 3 times so far. I wonder what he's doing.

>>38210975
Amazing bone structure

>playing a game
>make like 2 hours of progress
>die
>forgot to save

FUCK

>>38210413
Yeah I can imagine. It's the doing shit in public that bothers me. Would love a nice personal gym to work out in. If I had one I know I'd actually work out without it feeling forced.

>>38211161
Get a life lad

>>38211151
>I've been hanging around town all day lads
Why?

>>38211116
this is like teaming up with Stalin but it has to be done

>>38211151
Just a filler npc lad

>>38210980
>Protip* almost everyone is a sjw, pretend to be a liberal to girls so they suck your dick.
I mean when you meet new people it's best not to be political full stop whatever you believe in. I'm a leftist scum but I don't tend to bring it up unless I know I won't annoy people with it.

>>38211002
>>38211002
anything for you babe. dont worry, i wont tell your bird. this can be our little secret ;)

im leaving now xx

>>38211151
Government plant keeping an eye on your for posting on the terrorist sympathiser site known as 4chan

>>38211132
I knew a bloke who used to do that, he didn't have anything wrong with his legs but the crutches were a fanny magnet.

>>38211171
>he says posting on britfeel

>>38211180
Enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that lad.

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>>38211161
>play game
>quick save every 5 minutes
>quit game
>load it up again
>turns out quicksave only saves for that particular session, you need to actually manually save if you want to quit the game
>nowhere does the game tell you this

>>38211087
how dont you know how to give yourself a name? absolute mong

>>38211155
dubs and trips don't lie

What current gen consoles do you have lads? Manchildren only pls.

I've been beaten by a fucking goblin

>>38211255
PS4, Xbox One, Wii U and getting a Switch next week. Also have a New 3DS and a Vita

>tfw 20 with a job and no financial commitments

>>38211255
i currently have ps1 and ps4 set up. i own a dreamcast, snes, ps3, xbox, 3ds, gameboy sp.

>>38211255

None, lad. Only a gaming PC I built a few years ago. Almost bought an XBox One S the other day to mostly use for Blu-ray but changed my mind.

>>38211255
I bought a ps4 on sale a few weeks ago but haven't played shit on it. I even bought nioh

>>38211266
I have pretty much the same as you except no XBO, I have my PC and the games I might want for XBO are probably coming out on it so I'm sorted. Got a regular 3DS as well as a N3DS one (managed to get that Majoras Mask N3DS)

>>38211255
Switch and PS4.
Having a static console like the PS4 feels like some old gen tech compared to the Switch and being able to just take it out with me.

Anon with erection problems here. I'm annoyed now. Yesterday I was horny as fuck and getting boners all day. Today I'm not bothered about sex, but gf's coming over so I'll have to whip out the viagra again

>>38211307
I got my Xbox One at launch before the whole *also on PC meme happened so sort of regret it

>>38211316
What are you complaining about then? You're getting some gash anyway.

>>38211223
you're next to get purged kev

>>38211255
I just have a PC. I put it together about 4 years ago, but it's still holding together surprisingly well.

Can still usually play most games on at least high with 60 FPS.

>>38211317
It's fine, just don't fall for the XBO-X meme. As a guy who plays mainly on PC I'm so happy Microsoft are putting so many games on PC, I mean it's W10 stuff usually so it's still their platform and they are making money off of it, I just get to enjoy more stuff without having to buy another console.

>>38211344
>complains about Kev
>Gets Kevs

He is teasing you lad.

Why are girls so happy to have completely boring, unfunny vapid conversations with annoying lads?

I've just overheard a group of people my age on a bus.

Girl: Does GoT start tomorrow?
Lad: Not sure. That show is shit.
Girl: You're shit.
Lad to other lad: Oh that was savage she just called me shit.

Literally nothing interesting or funny and the girls gives them time of day. I don't get it. Explain what's going on here pls.

>>38211255
A vita, I don't have anything else that's gen8 since everything good I can get for my PC anyway. Also being poor is an issue.

>>38211370
Imagine how a conversation on /britfeel/ must look to a normie.
It's pretty much the same shit. Can you imagine them having to read some of the shit Tilde, Ebin and their orbiters write? I'd not blame them if they decided to gas everyone here.

>>38211370
I'm assuming they were attractive? Also I wouldn't say the bus is prime location for some deep conversation.

post PC specs lads

>>38211175
If I tell you it'll trigger the fuck out of most people here, read at your own risk:

My bf got a promotion and we're getting steak to celebrate. He's been in work all day so I had to hang around and wait for him.

>>38211411
But my pc is rubbish

>>38211417
I'm jealous desu

oregano

>>38211411
GTX 970, i7 4790k, 16gb

Been broken for a year and a half though after my EVGA PSU blew on me the piece of shit. They replaced it for free but it fucked my motherboard in the process and I gave up and just started playing on my PS4

>>38211409
They were not a world above myself.

I'm not taking about deep conversations, it's just the way lads seem to speak to girls seems really babyish and childish, like you have to make her feel cool and epic and never take the piss or challenge her.

I've literally almost never spoke to a girl, only lads with whom I have funny convos and a laugh.

>>38211411
R9 280x
FX 8320
8Gb RAM
I made this over 3 years ago, but I built it on a microATX board. I'd like to get a newer processor, bump the RAM up to 16gb and rebuild on an ATX board.

It really does worry me that we don't have a proper constitution, let alone any equivalent to a first amendment.

>>38211486
>he thinks it would be upheld if we did

>>38211507
That's the thing though, if it wasn't you could take it to court and win every time.

>>38211486
The constituion doesn't mean shit though lad, if a totalitarian government took control of America they could change that shit if they wanted

>>38211486
Free speech is a bit of a meme though lad.

>>38211002

little boy creep with the new boy hair cut, and the old whip. all the hoes turn him down and dont give a fuck. rotten teeth with the rotten hands. he dances at the back of the club thinking he looks good, snow up his nose, money falling out.

he says to himself "pretty you gonna hate me".

My Spiderman Homecoming review:

+For the most part Spiderman guy is likeable
+They skipped the origin story shit
+Subverts your expectations and has some neat twists

-A few lines of SJW dialogue, shit like "slaves built the Washington monument white boy"
-Marissa Tomei is old and busted, stop calling her hot
-Typical "You're not ready! Yes I am!" plot but he never really proves himself he just sort of bungles it again but gets praised anyway because the bad guys suit blew up and knocked him out

>>38211519
Considering how much of a pain it is to amend the constitution there it isn't likely.

>>38211529
How so?

>>38211529
free speech is fine but a lot of people misunderstand it, i think having something in place to stop the government arresting people over saying things people might not like is good

10 days till meme of thrones. Anyone else hyped.

>>38211580
The constitution can literally be suspended if 'public safety requires it'. It's literally a meme that the yanks have put on a pedestal. Every western country is literally the same except the yanks have a bit of paper to state them

Gonna try to fug on my balcony tonight. Who here /degenerate/?

>>38211595
no. the last two season were quite shit.

>>38210975
She prefers black men

Unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>38211595
I wish I was, but it's got steadily worse every season imo.

>>38211635
youre shit lad

>>38211647
Last season had some good bits, glad it's ending soon though.

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>>38211595
No, I watch good telly desu

>>38211658
Do you mind going away with your weird fetish

Why is Bradley Lowery dying news?

>>38211723
>not mourning the death of a member of your race

fucking kill yourself shitskin

>>38211723
who?

this wont be original

>>38211411
660ti
fx 8150
8gb ram
It's aging pretty well actually, plays most new games fine.

>>38211723
so people can virtue signal on social media.

thousands of kids die and they don't give a shit

>>38211647
>>38211678
That's the issue with long running shows.
Especially once with source material from a fat lazy greaseball.

Its still no worse than the drop in quality from season 1 of Walking Dead to the latest seasons.
>>38211695
Its been kind of disappointing lad.

>>38211723
To let me know that I can now go to the footy without hearing about him, save for the inevitable minute's applause on opening day.

>>38211723

If you're from North of Watford I don't even consider you the same species as me.

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>>38211695
telly desu

Just applied for Universal Credit lads. Anything I should be wary of? I don't want to get fucked by JC.

>>38211678
its got worse because it went into filler territory.

the books are better tbqh. first 4 seasons of the tv show are great though.

>>38211802
They expect you to sign on wearing arseless leather trousers. Good luck friendo.

>>38211777
>Its still no worse than the drop in quality from season 1 of Walking Dead to the latest seasons.

the comic book is a lot better.

>>38211810
I did enjoy the books and I was impressed that the first season was almost exactly the same as the first book. It could have been great if the books had been finished.

>>38211702
I'm just telling the truth, you insecure white boy. Most white girls under the age of 30 prefer black men

>>38211842
The comics prettier shitty too though lad.

>>38211886
No they don't, you freak. Stop spreading your cuck fetish here

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>>38211886

>tfw no chance of ever getting a shag so you dont care if girls only like sambos

feels good and bad at the same time dessy

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>>38211411
had to install speccy cos its been so long I don't even remember whats in it.

built it for 3d modeling and rendering ages ago.
wont be updating for years.

>>38211886
>Most white girls under the age of 30 prefer black men
Got a source for that claim?

>>38211913
>those monitors

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Do you find birds cute /britfeel/?

God you are such flith sarah, proper dirty slapper x. didn't think you'd let me piss in your arse you munter. then using my piss/penis as a poundshop enema and expelling yesterday's kebab out onto my carpet x

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>>38211934
yea, somebody commented on that when I posted my room.

had them since 21, now 34.

need to update when ican afford to cos they got soo hot. but no money this year. maybe next

>>38211951
fuck off tesla you batty boi
>>38211957
>didn't think you'd let me piss in your arse
e-ebin is being weird

>>38211898
i have not read all of the comic. i read just past the whole governor attacking them in a tank.

i thought it was good for a comic. it was better than most other comics i have read. nothing special though.

>>38211957

pics or never happened

original post #5649

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>>38211985
here is the proof hehe

>>38211957
hmm well i said i would do anything for a fitty like you

Is Ebin losing it lads?

>>38212029
I think he's having an episode
He might be a big gay schizo

>>38212029
He seems pretty normal to be. By Ebin standards.

>>38212028
>>38212029

ebin has become a normie

Ebin, time to go lad, take that paki prick with you

>>38212029
>people have been memeing that he had changed
>things are actually getting a bit wierd
idk kev, maybe

why do normie couples fight so often? it seems like they all just fucking hate each other
ive asked normies but they just say shit like "thats part of being in a relationship"

>>38212101
Because people are really irritating and you see more flaws in a person the more time you spend with them.

>>38212101
they just got together with each other from circumstance and deluded themselves into thinking they liked them a lot

>>38211980
who the fuck is tesla?

>>38212069
Clearly Kev needs to come back and get /britfeel/ back in order.
Yet people pushed him away.

>>38212101
because monogamous relationships suck

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499443650696.webm

>>38212101
Spend more and more time with people you hate them more and more. Then you get married, have kids and you can't really leave anymore.

>>38212214
blast from the past tbqh

>>38212214
I enjoyed this far more than I should lad

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Rare pic of Tilde in cartoon from.

>>38212256
Chris Chan is more womanly than Tilde.

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>>38211951
Yes.

Fuck you robot originalololol

I want to call my gf "mummy" in bed. Why is this (apart from the obvious, which most definitely is not the case).

It's been a pretty good week lads.

I got a letter through yesterday to say that I've been overtaxed and the taxman owes me 500 quid back

On top of that, I've just been offered a pretty cool sounding second job working with disabled children doing activity days in my local area.

Not sure what to spunk my 500 quid on. Kinda wanna put another 200 to it and buy a new PC.

>>38212285

how do people like you even get girlfriends? serious question

>>38212256
>>38212269
Tilde is cute! CUTE!

>>38212316
>I've just been offered a pretty cool sounding second job working with disabled children doing activity days in my local area
you're a predator and need to be stopped

>>38212172
Lrn2gogle. Read the Oatmeal. Jesus, how can anyone not know who Tesla is?

>>38212354
Fuck off. No one likes you anymore

>>38212356
I've been working with kids since I was 18 and I'm 28 now.

Pretty sure it's legally established I'm not

If Ebin and Tilde could both get aids and die, that would be nice

>>38212325
A lot of girls call their bf "daddy".

>girl at work has a nickname for me
>She doesn't have one for other people
Not gonna say what it is, but it's not an offensive one and she only uses it when no one is around.
Im pretty sure she likes me lads.

>>38211695
DOguie liks telly

>>38212407

i see that as more normal(for lack of a better word) than the other way around, but my question still hasnt been answered, assuming it is you who i was asking before...where did you meet your gf? whats an average date for you two? ive always felt like a social outcast/loser and im not trying to dig at anyone in here but there seem to be far worse people than me in pretty stable relationships and i dont get what im doing wrong

>Think some lad has been posting with an Ebin trip to make us believe it really is Ebin, then go full mental with posts like >>38211957
>but see posts like >>38212142 and
>>38212354

really is a wild situation lads, almost like seeing a meme implode for a split second

>>38212530

I knew this all along from the other night with all the namefags showing up, someone pretended to be ebin on there getting a bollocking off his mum who was also shagging Tyrone and blaing the plumber for stealing her knickers when it was infact, ebin many laughs were had but i did remember the fake ebin trip

>>38212325

Seriously, what's the fucking magic?

I tried online dating for three months, put time into the messages, and only ended up on one date with a... large lass.

Not like I'm fucked up or anything, I'm probably the most normie cunt here, BritNormie character included.

Just decided to sack the whole thing, live life for my fuckin bitter, jaded, self. I'll cry into my ever-growing salary, ha.

Lads, what do we think of Bojack Horseman?

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Hey babes.
It's the weekend <3.
What does everyone have planned?

>>38212101
Ive heard its an expression of "sexual tension" but i dont buy it. I know couples who argue all the time simply because theyve got no chill and dont know when to stop talking.

>>38212586

at least you have an ever growing salary my m8, 3 and a half years NEETing here

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>>38212530
>>38212576
I'm just playing along with the other trips for a right laugh lads don't worry

but two of those posts weren't mental

>>38212576
Heh I was Ebins mum. Was creasing at myself throughout all of that

>>38212642
I wonder how Ebins mum looks. Wonder how much of a milf she is.

>>38212642

I was laughing like a retard all that night, actually spoke to you a few times as ebins mum then too, calling him a shit tranny compared to Tilde or something like that, good times laddy, good times

>>38212656
not great lad, I think even the straightest lads would choose to bum me over do her.

>>38212707
Oh ebin don't be jealous haha they're just joking about! You have very nice friends :) why don't you ever bring them over xx

>>38212719
Fancy a dirty shag in the back garden?

>>38212719
ebins mum wants to get railed by the resident /britfeel/ non whites kek

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>>38212719
th-they're not real friends mummy, they are just normies

i haven't spoken to anyone other than my parents for a year and half

>>38212778

you arent missing much laddy, pricks outside and im not even joking, people like us just dont mix with people like them, they just manage to make us feel even worse, yea you might feel lonley as fuck now but the grass is always greener

>normoes and children everywhere
hate summer

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>two weeks since my doctor said I had a referral
>not heard anything

>>38211918
Go outside and you will see most young mothers have mixed race children. The mixed population is booming while white birth rates are declining.

Don't hate...congratulate.

>>38212822

That's normal, anon. I've got allergy tests booked in but I have to wait until fucking November

>>38212812

Don't worry, one just died according to the news.

>>38212868

the ball is rolling anon, beta uprising imminent

>>38212855
>most young mothers
I generally don't use just the lower class females as a indicator of the wider female population

>>38212868
>Don't worry, one just died according to the news.
And we won't hear the end of it for the next week. Unless that Charlie hospital kid clogs it.

I just want some feel good news from some small village to go nationwide instead of dead kids.

>>38213012

i just want to see SS anon part 2 article

>>38213023
Just pick up the Sunday Sport. SS anon was fake as fuck. Should see if you can see anymore /britfeel/ in Sunday Sport

i never should have went to uni. i hate it and i am shit at it. what are some easy and comfy jobs i can get without a degree?

>>38213062
Shelf stacker in a supermarket. Though you will be competing for the job with people who have meme degrees.

>>38212530

Just for the record, Ebin has posted a pic of his wall with a tripcode

>>38213073
>Shelf stacker in a supermarket

does not sound too bad. would rather stack selves than work on the till anyway. im doing a meme degree anyway. mostly done it to puff off a job. i thought it would be interesting but most of the modules are boring and too liberal

>>38211957
>using my piss/penis as a poundshop enema
>poundshop enema

good god ebin

>>38213213

>>poundshop enema

thats an indie band name if ive ever heard one

>>38213169
>>38213169
Could do security. Seems to be a quite robot like job.

just got a quick bit of a rumour for you all, heard ebin has been fancying the idea of a bbc slipping up his shit pit

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>>38212595

this is what a waifuposter looks like

>try looking up jobs you can do without a degree
>all its showing me is webpages talking about the best paid jobs

i dont give a fuck about which job earns me the most money. i like being a peasant. i want something comfy.

>>38213243
I assume you read this in the Sunday Sport

>>38213234
im more of a cyborg. security sounds alright but i like to socialize a bit, it keeps me sane. Or do you work security with other people?

>>38212951
It's not just lower class women who prefer black men these days, lad.

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Attend the G20 summit

>>38213246
>fattestcunt

made me giggle.

>>38213321

That is the sort of person who calls people 'babes x' and calls himself 'lewd :3'

Is it any fucking surprise?

>>38213073
can confirm, meme degree holder working in a supermarket stacking shelves

they WILL make you work on the tills eventually though (everyone hates doing it, and you will get roped into doing it)

>>38213318
Restore the emperor

>>38213341
>Is it any fucking surprise?

no, im half mates with a fat conspiracy theorist robot that looks like him. the guy i am talking about is a 24 year old virgin and he goes on about being lewd.

>>38213073
I've had 4 of these jobs and don't have a degree so your chances are pretty good

>tfw worked with a guy that had a degree in dentistry but he thought being a dentist was too hard so quit and become a Tesco shelf stacker

>tfw doxxed ebina's full name from his youtube account holding his name when you googled his username

>>38213073
>>38213392
fair chance i will end up doing this then

>>38211370
Mate that's what happens here, just replace the word shit with cuck or something.

>>38213473
same lad. he is alright our kyle isnt he ;)

getting dead fucking paranoid about having friends desu lads, pretty sure they're all fucking with me big time, like some tightnit plan to completely push me over the edge

Why does it take hours for me to not feel like shit after eating a meal?

>>38213023
>Tfw no qt boy with an addiction to caffine and cock

>>38212822

>over a month since I hysterically called the local mental health services telling them I was so stressed I was having delusional thoughts and thinking about killing myself on a daily basis
>had a phone interview from a man who forced me to sign up for more CBT and have heard nothing since

Good thing I've relaxed since then and I didn't start flaying my own arms or some shit.

>walking down the street
>group of women are standing in a garden shouting at some kid to come inside
>"COME THE FUCK BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW"
>kid is only like 6 years old
>rides past on a scooter and gives them the middle finger and says "fuck off"
>"YOURE A FUCKING WEE PRICK ILL NO GIVE YE YER 50P BACK YOU WEE ARSEHOLE"
>end up walking past the house again about 20 minutes later
>hes still outside riding around on his scooter but the women have seemingly went back inside the house

this is a frequent occurrence with them, they constantly shout at him but never lift a finger to actually do anything
love living on a council estate

>>38213515
his last name is not usual i think i found his dad when i looked on facebook

>>38213613
>heard nothing since
You must be marked as low priority, you need to act up lad. Walk around with a cut glass bottle, go to Brussels and get a plate of chips, insist everyone watch your conjuring powers, etc.

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>scanning through facebook and seeing all your friends who now have careers and girlfriends and look like MEN, not boys anymore

name a worse feel than this

going to a festival tomorrow woo i'm cool look at me

>>38213695
When you wipe your arse, go to sniff it and lean in too close, getting your nose caked in shit.

>>38213685

>low priority

It's not exactly untrue, but if certain things hadn't gone certain ways I'd be conjuring glass bottles in a Belgian chippy for sure

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Did u know 1 gram of melanin is worth 6 million dollars?
Don't let the white man bring u down, we are worth so much mor
#kings
#fuckwhitepeople

>>38213762
I sniff my fingers all the time when I wipe my ass, proper love that smell, not gay tho

>>38213831
Tilde please take your we wuz kingz posting back to /pol/ it's not relevant

>>38213848
ebin why did you take your trip off pal

>>38213859
>>38213872
brilliant posts lad

>sister breaks up with boyfriend
>apparently it was nasty
>he borrowed 2 grand off my mum
>sister had to cancel wedding and lose deposit
>sister sold his stuff to recoup costs
>I told her she shouldn't have done that, she'll end up in court
>she doesn't care, he 'deserves it'
>she texts him saying he'd better give mum her money back
>next day
>she gets a letter from a solicitor
>she's being taken to court
>"he's a liar, he's a liar"
>tell her it doesn't matter if she can't prove it
>she's so spiteful she wants to go to court on principal
>mum is willing to pay court fees just to see him suffer

this is gonna get so fucking messy
and I told her to leave it alone right from the start

oh well.

>>38213859
Ahahahahahahha Shut up motherfucker this is a black mans land now ahahahahahahaha
#fuckwhitepeople

>>38213848
Iktf. I like getting my sisters toothbrush and running it along my arsecrack when it's been sweaty. Lets me smell it constantly without taking my trousers off all the time.

>>38213877
tilde and ebin are like the ant and deck of britfeel.

>>38213613
Crisis Team wherever you are in the country are notoriously shit. You need to emphasise that you're going to act on your suicidal ideation before they start doing anything.

I took a different route and told my GP. I was admitted to the psych ward same day.

>>38213882
inb4 you get blamed for a part of this because you havent been standing by them on the issue

>>38213831
Really? I should probably start a negro farm or something

>>38213905
Ant and Dec more like Bants and kek haha

>>38213892

epiq boast

>>38213905
Over-rated and tolerable in extremely small doses?

>>38213909
I had no idea they'd broken up
the last thing my sister told me was that he was depressed, which made her depressed, so she kicked him out of the house

>>38214074
what a kind soul she is

i miss kev :(

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Be old

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Remove sin makers

Might have a wank, lads

Give me some fap-fuel

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>>38214253
Spoilered cause it's just for you.

>>38214253
boobies and fannies

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>>38214253
Hope you like robots, lad.

>>38214241
i like his laws, if you don't like someone you can just say they are a drug dealer and shoot them, desu something like that would work wonders here

>>38214088
Woman have no empathy.
My cunt is the same. Her and her mum can be depressed, but when I'm down it's just me being moody for no reason.

>>38214277
Imagine how quickly the job centres would be empty if his methods were here.
Job centre staff would need to go to the job centre to find a new job.

>>38214253
W
Y

Filth

What's a good way to ensure I get sectioned lads?

What stuff could I do in the street so I get sent off to the loony bin?

>>38214271

this is the best so far

>>38214272
2nd best

>>38214275
>>38214312
needs effort

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>>38214332
How about this, do you like her now?

Lads, how do you tell if a cash-in-hand job that you did for a relative wasn't up to scratch?

>>38214325
Take multiple shits in public.

i hate uni exams. i am probably going to fail uni because i cant remember enough information for two exams at once. the only way i can pass an exam is if i dont have another one on at the same time. i have a shit memory and there is nothing i can do about it. i done fine when it come to essays but i have always been shit at exams

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>>38214253
You like Klingons, don't you anon?

>>38214362
Believe in yourself, anon. Do your best and revise, I thought I had failed my exam 100%, yet still managed to pass because I decided to "Might as well try"

>>38214380
i have already failed two of them though. i am doing a resit next month. i hate the modules i am doing and i can hardly retain any of the information. pretty annoyed at myself, i never should have went to uni, i am shit at academics.

i will give it a go. even if i pass, i might fuck off the third year for the time being.

>>38214344
Better effort, good work

>>38214376
Of course, I'm not a fag

>ywn spunk on her massive contoured forehead while she gives you that look

now I just feel bad

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Back from wageslavery lads. Think I almost fainted a few times desu. Should probably eat something beforehand!

How have you all been today? Weather has been alright but still a bit hot

>>38214546
Fuck off Tilde. We don't like your racism here anymore.

>>38214546
Two steak bakes and a gingerbread man please love x

>tfw mummy is getting me a big daddy meal from kfc on her way home
>haven't eaten at all today so it should be okay to eat it

looking forward to it

>>38214576
Need to stop checking your spoilers but I am hopelessly optimistic haha

>>38214578
Did you know it's two for a pound on the gingerbread men?

>>38214546
Fuck off you racist attention whoring cunt

Go take your fake personality and leagues of lies with you to /soc/

Take ebin with you too, you've infected him with your narcissistic methods

Even your manly body is trying to shut down to get away from you

>>38214636
I quite like you tilde tbqh

>>38214649
it's okay to not like tilde but this is just needlessly mean anon

>>38214546
can you not eat stuff from work?
not done much all day. at my mums now doing my washing.out in garden having a spliff,just raided her strawberry patch for something to munch on later

>>38214636
You can stop checking by leaving /britfeel/ and going to /soc/

>>38214636
your fake personality is fucking disgusting. fuck off freak

Anyone off to the pub tonight lads?

>>38214718
nah sitting in and playing board games with the boys

>>38210680
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOOOOOVE
(amazingly this wasn't original)

>>38214731

>Not getting 2 stella ciders for a fiver at your local spoons

>>38210680
PARKLlFE

>>38210712
i didnt untill i discoved booze

>>38214325
If you do it on the street you'll probably get arrested first so do not recommend as coppers are unpredictable on how well they treat people with mental health issues.

I told my GP I was going to kill myself by driving into a bridge abutment on the motorway. He got me to call in at the psychiatric wing of my local hospital on the way, so I did, because it would be unpolite not to when he'd rung them to say I was coming.

Aaand... I had a chat with a psychiatrist, told him the same thing and I was admitted voluntarily. They asked me if I was going to try leaving and I sensed a tarp and said no. He said that's good, because if you'd said yes I'd have sectioned you. I was in for 3 weeks and observed that anybody there voluntarily who tried to escape got piled on by about 6 burly nurses and security guards, then sectioned. Hope this helps anon.

>>38214796
>having friends
>being in public places willingly
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahaano

>>38214350
The relative kicks your door in and punches you? Calls you up and tells you you're a cunt? Demands a refund?

If you did a shit job just tell them if they pay monkeys they get peanuts, if they wanted a proper job done they'd have paid a professional.

>>38214668
Thanks lad! Hope you're having a nice evening desu. You up to much?

>>38214690
I could but I don't like eating in public and whilst Greggs is nice I would have to be sick. Sometimes take cereal bars with me from time to time

Fresh fruit is quite nice desu. Make sure you wash it and stuff before eating it though! Sounds really comfy though tbqh! Have a good one!

>>38214699
>>38214710
Not comfy anons! Hope you had a good day anyway

>>38214718
No because I have no friends and I don't drink alcohol.

>>38214898
You couldn't give a shit about anyone's day you just want sympathy and attention

You said you don't understand how anyone is expected to care about grenfell if you're not personally affected and yet you still manage to pretend to care about strangers on here?

Fuck off and take your vomit/tranny posting elsewhere it's old as sin

>>38214898
hello tilde origiriririririrgirgirgirgirgiorgriorigorigorigorg

i've written a /pol/m (poem for/pol/)
marxis are red
torys are blue
my life is shit
so i'll blame a jew
thankyou

>>38214935
You want to come pub with me?

>>38214894
We're your friends anon you moody cunt

>>38214953
nobody cares about greenfell though, its just opportunistic virtue signalling "celebs" and politicans who want to score points with it. It should have been on the news for a day for people to say "aw thats sad" then moved on

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How about a bit of waifu posting lads, just for a lark

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>>38215027
Yeah sure. I haven't posted in ages

>>38215045
I thought you were dead or gone desu
nice to see you

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>>38215045
the original tunnocks teacakes desu

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>>38215027
>tfw no donuts
Does anyone deliver those?

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>>38215027
oh hell yeah isnt britfeel without waifu posting

>>38215089
>Donut

Get the fuck out yank

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just hit a spider, big juicy thing made a mess

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>>38215107
I'll have you know I took a picture of a mislabelled bag from ASDA over two years ago

>>38215115
MURDERERlick it

>go on other board
>accidently left name as Ebins mum

state of me lads, how do tripfags constantly remember this shit

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>>38215084
Damn right
>>38215066
Not yet. Give it two or three

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>>38215136
I didn't know spiders had this much blood or whatever, they usually just disappear but this one had a big back and left a load of browny blood even on my spider killing book, its disgusting

>>38215155
what board was mummy posting on? Hope it wasn't a degenerate board

WILL THE REAL EBIN PLEASE STAND UP?

>>38213746

genuinely think youre a degenerate for that laddy, enjoy being part of the problem, not the solution

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>>38214953
I talk to people in this thread, some of them everyday and I remember an awful lot of anons. Like the diabetes guy, the half fillipino /fit/ lad and someone who posted ryuko with a tripcode for a while. I can't really prove I care about everyone (I do care) here but I think we are all friends here desu and I really hope things turn out okay for us in the end.

As for Grenfell, I don't know anyone involved and have never interacted with anyone who was. I think it would be patronising or insulting to say I am heartbroken. Shouldn't have happened though desu

>>38214974
Evening Ebin! Need to have a word with you!

>>38215169
years?
months?
hours?

>>38215175
Ebin please post a timestamp with your wall so I know your real

>>38215186
Seconds, lad

>>38215188
I posted it yesterday, I will post it about 20 posts away from a new thread if you ask again then so less people see it haha.

so did anything intresting happen to anyone today, or ever

>>38215210
Do you remember the time you posted it so I can peep the archive?

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>>38215027
>braturako

>>38215219
Its all happening here lad, I crushed a spider

>>38215230
I'd say yesterday at about this time but my memory is shit

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>>38215232
>titcow
fite me irl m80

britfeel is mild as fuck

>>38215273
get your willy out then lad

>>38215089
you can get 1's from takeaways but they are shit.
would be good if krispy kreme delivered. there is 1 near leeds on the m62 that make them fresh in store.

>>38215283
mild and gay

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>>38215254
Literally made for breeding, how can bratty chestlets even compete?

>>38215005
Ebin your opinion is worthless you have no experiences outside of 4chan

>>38215183
Most of the posters here can list off a bunch of other posters, and listing off the same stock phrases to the same orbiters that reply on here isn't exactly talking to them is it.

There's absolutely no need for you to post your tranny thoughts here other than you like the attention for desperate betas.

>>38215283
bloody hell ebin calm down you mad cunt

>>38214980
I-i-i-i dunno. Can we go to the cinema instead? I'm not good at chatting, wouldn't have to if there's a film on.

>>38215316
Hips are made from breeding, not tits

>>38215337
>Ebin your opinion is worthless you have no experiences outside of 4chan
>he doesn't know Ebin is a normie that ventures outside regularly and shags polish women in the street

>>38215339
he goes outside three times and he thinks hes the cock of britfeel jeeeezuus

>>38215132
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I ask did you get charged donut price or cookie price?

>>38215115
Haha fuck sake Ebin, top tier post.

>>38215392
It was a while ago, but since it had the cookie sticker on it I probably paid for cookies

>>38215352
And Sakurako has neither of those things.

>>38215481
>Sakurako
Who?

>>38215357
ebin shagged that sarah bird a couple of hours ago. the fucking legend gets more pussy than anyone

>>38215175
Why the FUCK have you got a Hare Krishna book, ebinlad?

>>38215496
No you idiot, Duck's the bird, not Sarah

>>38215504
>it's an ebin gets inducted in to a cult episode

>>38215492
No one important, lad

>>38215316
yurus aren't made for breeding you madman

I don't think men even exist in their world

>>38215504
my brother left it I think, it was just in the room when I came into it. Its quite thicc and has pictures. I just use it as a bug crusher for years so its quite messy