Boy pucci greentexts

>>38209717
Are you the guy getting stuffed or are you the stuffer?

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Cute boys are simply the best!
>Only goal is to please you
>Clean, shaved
>Kinky
>Cuddly as heck and cute as hell
>Down for literally anything
It's great

>>38209717
This is how it's going to get down;
>he brings purple striped stockings and mini skirt
>we will turn on some tender music and he will walk on all fours in a leash
>if I feel like it I might eat him out
>he will be blindfolded and suck me of while I'm on the couch and pat him on the head calling him a good girl
>christ this will be a good night I can't wait

This went from interesting to depraved so quickly.

>>38209746
He is the puccy but I might wanna try it out. He say his dick is small so it might accually feel good

>>38209717
>Browsing on OkCupid
>Profile set as straight. Get a message from cutie Asian girl
>Wait...her profile says male. And gay?
>Mfw it's a trap
>Hes cute and attractive, so I respond
>Broken English, but lots of emojis
>Find out he is a Filipino immigrant, moved here 6 months ago, just heard about OkCupid
>Talk some more, I tell him im straight, he says he wants to make friends
>Say okay sure. Not gonna lie, I'm kinda really attracted to him
>He wants to hang out
>Fuck what do I do, he's clearly flirting with me and I'm straight...but also he looks really sexy and is wearing very girly accessories and clothing in his pics

>>38210220

>I say I'm busy, he keeps pressuring me. After a couple days he sends me a pic of his ass in a pair of panties.
>Fuuuck
>Laugh it off, and say whos ass is that, your sisters?
>He says "oh I thought you were straight? It's mine".
>Continue to say I'm straight but eventually I agree to hang out, as friends. We end up meeting and get some food.
>Start feeling really uncomfortable because he's super girly, looks hotter than most of the girls here, but I know he's a guy and suddenly I feel really fucking gay being out in public with him
>Try to ignore it and tell myself I'm just his friend and that's all, it's not like I'm actually gay, I haven't done anything gay in my life

>>38210298
>Anyway we finish hanging out and I head home. 3 days later he invited me.over for food, says hes gonna cook, I say sure.
> Show up, have some food, it was actually really good. Enjoyed it.
>He lives in a small one room apartment so there's not much sitting area. We ate on the bed. We're sitting in the edge of the bed just talking and that's when he just leaned in and kissed me.
>Im kissing a guy, welp I'm gay.
>Start making out more, and I'm like instantly hard. He starts rubbing my crotch, and then he gets in my lap

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>>38210335
i like where this is heading

originalio

>>38210335
>I have no fucking idea what to do because I'm overthinking everything and trying to process it at the same time.
>I just start doing what I do with girls, I start to squeeze his ass, run my hands under his shirt and up his chest
>No tits, but he's moaning pretty loud when I touch him there, so I keep going, stroking and putting pressure on him
>He undoes my pants and starts sliding his hands down, starts stroking my dick and kissing my neck
>I lean back onto my hands, he's still straddling my lap. I let him jerk me off while hes kissing my neck.
>At this point Im not even thinking anymore, Ive given up.
>This continues for a little bit when he decides to get off me and kneels on the floor.
>I'm still sitting in the edge of the bed leaned back.
>"Your cock is so big...way bigger than my ex in the Philippines"
>I'm even harder now.
>He starts sucking it, and holy fuck, this is the best blow job I've EVER had. Way better than any women's.
>He's taking his time, but he's not going too slow. He's methodically sucking it up and down while moving his head forward and back and rubbing my stomach

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>>38210427
Pics of your gook bf/gf or gtfo

>>38210427
Fuck I had a bunch of shit typed and my phone fucked it up. Okay condensed version coming.

>>38210501
Will do give me a sec.

>>38209789
>>he brings purple striped stockings and mini skirt
>>we will turn on some tender music and he will walk on all fours in a leash
>>if I feel like it I might eat him out
>>he will be blindfolded and suck me of while I'm on the couch and pat him on the head calling him a good girl
>>christ this will be a good night I can't wait

can i be them

>>38210565
Hurry up you fgt

>>38209717
>Have you tried one? Tell me about it before I make up my mind. My friend is open for the idea and might come over tonight.
No

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>>38210427

super hot anon <:

>>38210099
How do you mean? It's dank af

>>38210099
lmao where the fuck did you think it was going

>>38210427
wow nice one, thanks for delivering

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>>38212456
>wow nice one, thanks for delivering
No problem man, I appreciate the feedback

>>38209717
Yes. But I prefer pussy's, they'r warmer and more wet, but a well lubed ass is ok. Don't expect much OP

>Still haven't nutted in boipussi

Lilfe sucks.

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>>38210427
>5 hours and 24 minutes ago

>>38210427
lol nice copypasta ya cocksucker

So it was just a ruse?

>>38217604

i wanna breed you

post contact you slut

>>38209789
>he will be blindfolded and suck me of while I'm on the couch and pat him on the head calling him a good girl
>tfw this isn't me

>>38210099
You clicked a thread about spaghetti like this and now you're all upsetti about depravity?

>>38217604
>tfw will never ever actually get bred
Now I'm sad.

>>38210099
It ain t no board about relationship

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>>38217737
i'm not from america

>>38219142
pls be in M E L B O U R N E originally

>>38219203

No, norway

original content

>>38219142
>>38219253
stop slut posting miki

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>>38219327

im not miki

>>38219455
Then keep slutposting I guess

>>38209717

I wanna lick your ashhole.

>>38219203
I'm in Melbourne, real question is if you are a creep or not?

Isn't that gay to like boipussy??

>>38219583
Fuck off to /soc/ you creepphobe

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>>38219509

I'll try my best to come up to your expectations.~

Also why is boipussy popular in R9K??? It's disgusting and you need to get checked.

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>>38219783
Because when women treat you like shit your whole life, a cute boy that wants to hold hands and kiss while you plow his tight ass starts seeming less and less gay by the day

>>38219871
Are they playing willy wars?

Fucked some guy off of grindr. meh. Pussy's better.

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>>38219871
>cocks touching
Back to Grindr you go.

I'm literally starting to hate faggots. Sage

>>38219639
My expectations are higher than just posting lewd images with low effort text with tildes.
Step it up slut

>>38220088
>years later
>R9K will still continue the traditional start daily tfw no bf threads and than start jerking eachother off without anything real happening or any meaningful talk

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>>38220229

h-how do i step up ?

>>38220477
Posting lewd images of yourself would help
Putting some effort into the text you post would help, make some real good lewd fap worthy posts
Groveling and begging an anon/anons to fuck/own/whatever you would help
Describe your fantasies
Write greentexts about what you want a guy to do to you

Theres a whole lot of ways you can be a better slut

>>38220566
>Posting lewd images of yourself would help

>Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.

yeah ;<

>>38221058
>listening to rules
that rule was put in place to prevent "XDDD POST UR FACE GUYS" threads not sluts sharing pics of their asses

>>38211826
>>38210619
>greentexting the entire text
fucking kill yourselves

>>38221161
>>>38211826 (You)
>>>38210619
>>greentexting the entire text
>fucking kill yourselves
Sorry

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>>38221092


maybe another time anon <3

>>38221245
I doubt it I rarely bother going into trap threads

>>38209748
The only downside is their extreme dependency and emotional problems to the point of mental illness

>>38219871
This is pretty much the hottest form of sex and I say that as a straight man.

Did this from time to time with various friends throughout my childhood.

>>38209748
Honestly the only thing that's inferior about them is that they never have cute feet. Always veiny and or bony. Life is cruel.

Daily reminder calling it a pussi doesn't change the fact it's a rectum.

>>38222394
they can still have cute soles tho

>>38209717
Go back to your containment thread you faggots

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>>38219253
>norway
what city?

>>38221551
Dependency wouldn't be an issue for me if I got my way. Who wouldn't want a clingy cute boy?

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>>38223307

bor i skandinavien inte norge

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>>38223490
>norway
>not norway
hva mente han med dette

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>>38223574
jag ar konstig

forlat anon

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>>38223718
you better be sot to make up for this grand ruse of yours, swede

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>tfw want to pound some boipussy very badly
>tfw ugly robot so no boys will let me

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>>38223957

> are you implying i would have the courage to Talk/Cuddle a norwegian cutie/anime poster

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>>38224049
well, you better have the courage to fagboy kattposter

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>>38224150

jag postar vad jag vill >.<

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>>38224221
alright then, i guess swede-anon is gonna miss out on prime boipussy action

>>38222394
>not liking thank you mr. skeltal feet
Bad taste, mate. Esp. when they are big. Mmm.

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>>38224309

godnatt Norge-anon

hoppas du hittar en sot pojkvan

>>38223958
get /fit/ scrub

>>38224519
>get /fit/ scrub
I am. That doesn't change being ugly.

>>38209717
He has a really pretty butthole, like even though a purely ascetic lens his shit chute is pleasant to look at

>>38224519
>>38223958

Im pretty, but a little bit chubby. and i want to fuck some boypussy.