Wizard thread: wizards get in here.

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I'm headed to wizard land but not as bad as yours OP

I feel for you

>>38208823
9 1/2 years till I make it haha. I'm probably going to kill myself before that. Not because I don't want to be a wizard, but because I can't do it anymore

>>38208880
You will probably lose your virginity by the time you graduate college.

>>38208823
How do you even make it? You must be pulling in less than 100 a week anon

What is it called when you're a 45 yr old KHV?

>>38210517
A hero we deserve.

>>38210542
I'm at a point now where I feel you fags respect me more for never getting laid More than you would if I actually got puss

>>38208823
It's 40, not 30
You haven't even achieved wizardhood

>>38210517
Isn't that arcane wizard or something like that

/r/ that updated wizard inforgraph

>>38208823
>Four months from official wizardry
>Totaled my hand-me-down SUV almost five years ago
>Worked part-time. Quit.
>Would probably get hired elsewhere if I really tried
>Parents won't let me drive anymore due to insurance. Drive me anywhere. Raise eyebrows whenever I get dropped off anywhere. It's like community college all over again.
>balding manlet

Game, set, match.

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>>38208823
you got me beat, but I feel your pain

>27
>no friends
>khv
>work shitty overnight retail 12$ hour
>seriously want to die