femanon here, how can i get a cute sadistic robot bf who will

By posting on fetlife. Or /soc/. No contactfagging here.

I'll be on the lookout for your /soc/ post, can't wait to have my own little girl sex slave toy.

>>38206540
It helps if you have a vagina, "femanon".

>>38206540
how ugly are we talking?
how cute do i need to be?

1. Go outside
2. Get a romantic bf

>>38206737
sorry to burst your bubble but i'm a girl (female)
>>38206756
depends on how much you like fatties. i'm very short but almost 180 pounds. average face.
>>38206865
but anon i don't like either of those things

>>38207181
How tall are you? I like short girls.

>>38207181
Find a pilates class

>>38207199
4'10" so pretty much a midget.
>>38207211
i'm one of the most active people i know i just love food. i'm not super interested in losing weight for the sake of it but i guess i might have to if i don't want to die young and alone

>>38207263
i don't really associate weight loss with dating or anyone else 2bfrank. you're doing it for yourself. why do you love food? it's important not to overindulge. esp to the point of being wasteful. we only require a certain minimum each day; try to shift mentality from "live to eat" to "i eat to live". if you eat healthy, you won't even have room to fit what you want to. and what you want probably isn't that healthy anyway. it's not just about numbers and it sure as hell has nothing to do with anyone else. it's about *your* health and living the best life you can, health is wealth and think of how a monk might eat :)

that said, you being a certain number doesn't mean you are any less of a person and i know people like to fatshame (certain autists here who are fucking ass-ugly themselves and have no right to speak lol) but fuck what other people say. also you are not ugly and you need to stop hating yourself (seeking a sadistic bf???). if that's your fetish, i have nothing to say

but really - i'm also tiny myself and i love love food as well, but i realized that it's actually when you eat in tinier quantities that you can really appreciate the food. the smell, taste, everything! also pleasure is temporary and all i can say is, although i don't know your eating habits or health condition so i cant rly say anything nor is it my place, there is more to life than eating.


also no one else is going to love you better than yourself. don't seek love from someone else. :) <3 self-love!!!! small changes make a world of a difference!

plus you wanna be able to run around and surf with your grandkids, no? let's not take our bodies for granted!

>>38207263
Short and fat. Do you have a big ass and big boobs? I'll take you in as a cow slave pet and force you to lose weight.

>>38207181
>>38207263
If I contact you are you willing to show pic and talk?

Im ugly too, literally, I want to be all yours!

Can you drop a contact or Should I?

File: Anime-Chibi-Cat-4.jpg (26KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x400px

>>38207526
Different fembot who is trying to lose weight.

I wish I had a guy who kept up to date with me, who checked what I was eating, who would praise me when I lost each kg, and would push me harder and harder. nnh.
I'm doing it for myself right now but I'd love that.

>>38208735
/fit/ here. Will you support my life style? I have hard time trusting fatties but fat girls tend to be good cooks and I want a gf who will cook for me

>>38208735
Fat girls usually love sucking cock. Do you?

tfw you're another fat introverted girl without a loving bf or even thin chances of finding one

I can't even cook. Feels a bit sad, man

>>38208774
I'm an excellent cook it's why I'm fat.. I hate chocolate and sweets but I could eat potatoes/meat/noodles by the bowl full.

>>38208817
I uh.. I've never sucked dick. lol.

>>38208848
Like with the other fat girls, I'm willing to take one as a house pet slave and force her to lose weight. Provided she has a pretty face and big tits.

>>38208735
A-anon I will be that loving,, caring and clingy stupidly romantic bf, I want to get fit since I am too skinny fat I'd like to cook you healthy food and cuddle after a hard training!

Do you want to talk on email?

And yes, I know how to cook!

>>38208858
You will learn (to love it).

>>38208863
>>38208848
Ooops I meant for you!

>>38208858
Good, you can cook me food for my workouts and eat salads, then we can watch movies or listen to music cuddling

This thread is fucking cancer.

sage sage sage this shit

>>38208858
>I could eat potatoes/meat/noodles by the bowl full
>could
You obviously do. No need for unwarranted verbiage.

File: CIA.png (137KB, 350x250px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 350x250px

>>38208876
>oops I meant for you!

fembot here
i'm fat, ugly, and have no notable skills
someone orbit me

File: tumblr_opy5sjtv4p1rd6sdio1_540.png (203KB, 540x301px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 540x301px

>>38208863
>>38208882
Where are you from?

>>38208898
Yeah, bad choice of wording I guess, I'm trying to improve my portion sizing though, eating 1200 calories per day, and trying to exercise 3-4 times a week, no soft drink

>>38208934
Im from Europe, yourself!?

>>38208934
email me! We'll lose weight together!!

[email protected]

>>38208858
You need to change your diet. Less potatoes and noodles, more semen. Guaranteed you will lose weight.

>>38208926
I'll orbit you if you pay me money

>>38209360
too late for that, young one
my fat has already pulled you into orbit like a satellite

>>38209388
shit
I guess replying to your post already made me give you attention for free
how am I supposed to get fembots to pay me for orbiting then w/o orbiting them for free?

File: 29f6ddda4feaf5a98f2ff3eeb57f8585--it%27s-always-sunny-its-always.jpg (241KB, 620x3332px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 620x3332px

>>38209445
keep orbiting me and i'll teach you

>>38207263
How the fuck does someone that short eat so much to get that fat without stopping way before holy shit

File: Capture.png (55KB, 530x439px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 530x439px

>>38207181
>>38207263
If there was a weight class above obese, you'd be in it.

File: reece.jpg (29KB, 600x494px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 600x494px

>>38209496
your post made me figure it out
Im just gonna reply to you ironically so it isnt real attention youre getting
check mate fembot

>>38209496
I would but you posted a picture from an unfunny show so never mind

File: Capture.png (5KB, 509x94px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 509x94px

>>38209609
the fuck you take me for, some sort of chump?

>>38209630
I'm saying I would orbit you if it weren't for thatq

>>38206540
You don't get robots they are autistic kids m8