Im meeting a hooker in 2 hours. How do I actually have sex?

>>38205639
Relax

Shower and be immaculately clean

Opt for thinner condoms

Relax again, if you are nervous you will have a terrible time

Tell her you are a virgin, if she is any good at it you will get help and maybe even an extended session.

The first hooker I ever saw was a petite black girl and she was giddy that she was taking my virginity

>>38205639
>stick penis in
>thrust hips
also yes tell her you're a virgin she'll probably help you out

>>38205808
This. You don't really have to do much if you just tell them you're a virgin. These girls fuck for a living so they know how to make a guy cum better than most Stacey's do and they actually put in the work, rather than laying there like a starfish.

Can you post pics of the girl you chose?

Should I jack off beforehand or nah?

>>38206203
If its time based then no. Just fuck. You might be able to get more rounds in that way.

>>38205639
Are you american OP? How did you meet her? I want to see one but I have no idea where to find legit ones and I'm always worried it's a scam. If I got arrested trying to lose my virginity I'd probably have to kill myself.

>>38206314
Nah mate, I'm Australian so can't help you there. It's 100% legal here. I found her in the classifieds.

>>38206360
Time to kill myself I guess

>>38206373
No need for that. If you have money, just travel somewhere with a decent brothel.

What others said about not worrying about it and letting her take care of it. Tell her you're a virgin. If you lucked out, she might even like it, and be happy to teach you everything.

>losing virginity to a hooker
ouch, i would rather die a virgin

>>38207096
Don't worry, you for sure will.

>>38206373
Isn't prostitution legal in the state of Nevada.

>>38207203
Not the entire state, just some counties. It's not legal in Vegas for example.

>>38206203
No. Fuck no. What are you going to do if you can't get it up? You just wasted all that money for nothing. Far better to just bust a load quick then not cum at all. You'd feel shit.

>>38205751
>The first hooker I ever saw was a petite black girl and she was giddy that she was taking my virginity
It's just like my chinese cartoons.

Unzips your pants and call upon your ancestors for guidance. Your instincts will know what to do.

You stick your rod in her pussy and you pump up and down until you cum in her roasted pussy.

What is it like losing your virginity to a prostitute? Isn't it awkward?

There's this girl, she's preggo and it's a huge turn on, but I'm too nervous to go through with it.

>>38207853
Losing your virginity is always awkward.

Update: Total shit. Not worth it. Just stick with your hand and some porn.
At least im not a virgin anymore.

>>38208914
Details, please. What happened?

>>38208925
Not much to tell. Got a blowjob, fucked with her on top, then doggy, blowjob again, then jacked myself off onto her face. All the while being awkward as fuck.

>>38208925
Also, drugs and masturbating is way better.

>>38208984
BRHAHHHH you fucked a women who has a hella lose vag, Sure she might have some skill but you gotta get a real women senpai, or a trap for that real tightness.

>>38208914
Did it just not feel good?

>>38209168
Prostitution isn't illegal under federal law, tard. It's illegal under a billion state laws.

>>38209209
Nope, i was struggling to stay hard.

>>38209168
Everybody please report this post for breaking /r9k/ rule 5. He copypastas this same thing everywhere, with a small modification to get around the robot. This is against the rules and bannable.

>>38209230
Next time take some viagra first. Everyone's first time is awkward, just keep practicing.

>>38209230
That's because you were nervous, was she attractive to you?

>>38209222
http://prostitution.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=000119

>>38209239
There is no rule 5 anon. Rule 4 however is similar.
>Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Which i am not doing.

>>38208914
>>38209230
It was like that my first time too, but I lost my virginity to a girl I liked. She was quite understanding about it.

We worked through it and I managed to stay hard enough to fuck her and cum the second time. The third time was amazing.

The thing is, you've been conditioned to cum from your hand. A vagina feels way different (and I suppose that whore's was loose) and you need to get used to the different physical actions you perform, and different positions.

Sex is hard, sweaty work, but there's nothing like two people working to a climax and then enjoying each other's company while cuddling.

Sex isn't just physical like masturbation. It's extremely emotional. If you only want a physical release, it'll be extremely unsatisfying. That's why I held out instead of losing my virginity to some two bit whore. I'm sorry you had to do it that way.

>>38209290
Yeah, i guess man. At least I didn't bust as soon as I put it in.

I guess I'm too late for the anatomy lesson, but I was going to post that the hole is lower than you think. It's way down there, and it goes 'up' more than 'in.'

>>38205639
Another reminder to report this thread for breaking 4chan rule 1, and not to discuss the topic any further as you don't want to be in violation of the rules.

>>38205639


Originally tell us the pic source?

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>>38209481
You know theres a way to find the name of an anime easily, right?

>>38209276
You are purposefully evading the robot.

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>>38210086
The mods seems to disagree with you anon. Pic related. I've just received a warning for >>3820916
I'd like to point out that i have not reported any of the posts, nor have i stated that i have.