>walk into your bathroom >see this >wat do /r9k/?

purge it

Ask it to leave and call the cops

You're fatter than me fuck

>>38201677
jesus Christ I would dick it

look at her with very sensual eyes of burning desire, slowly approach her, rub my hands down her soft white arms. Reach my lips over and gently kiss her neck, lick it a bit but not too much. Work my hand around her waist and pull her in tighter, slowly move my hands down to grope her ass, tongue kiss her, start taking her clothes off one by one, dick her down for hours.

>>38201677
Ask for his autograph. Bieber is still #1 on my charts.

>>38201677

>>that wasn't me guys!!

>>it was all that weed I did!!

Fake whore knows how to fake.

Fuck she's gross. Just absolutely disgusting.

Wait for her leave and then lick the sink

>>38201677
Curl into fetal position and cry uncontrollably

>>38201677
Flip her over, stick her face in her own filth and Bang Her Box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S4kx8pntZw

Ask why she needs bounty towels to wipe.

>>38201817
This autism astounds me

>>38201677
realize that i'm in the kitchen

>>38201677
Wonder why I now have a kitchen sink in my bathroom

>>38201677
Would honestly smack the shit out of her because she's relieving herself in my fucking sink.

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Go back in time and show Billy Ray some pics of what his daughter gets into if he sells her to disney.

>Mfw I know he does it anyway

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>>38201677
It's not animal cruelty if it dies.

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>>38201817
Stop it. Get some help. Or shoot yourself.

>>38203719

You know, all you really would need would be a tile lined room with a hand held sprayer, and a high capacity garbage disposal in the middle of the floor.

You could use it for everything.