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>at whole foods
>need to buy something for my work potluck
>i have the face of a retard, but it is a coincidence
>bad combination of genes from my parents, i guess
>browsing for awhile, feeling good
>see a meat tray that my friends at work would love
>proceed to checkout
>qt behind me
>meat tray is my only item
>notice the bagger staring daggers at me as i slowly slide my ebt card
>he clearly has down syndrome
>walk to the end of the checklane, look at the bagger
>he doesn't even react
>wait for him to bag my single item
>notice qt looking at me
>curl up my left wrist and loudly say "I want it bagged"
>bagger slurs "sir one item doesn't need a bag"
>grab meat try with non-currled hand and hobble to the exit
>drop meat tray after a few steps and fall to the ground
>qt rushes to my side "are you ok?"
>"i am fine miss, it is just hard for me to hold on to this tray with one hand"
>bagger is fuming while the qt helps me to the bus
>mfw i am not even disabled and i steal his only advantage
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Good work. Baggers are the worst. I always complain about how they handle my bread.
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>>38198785
is this a story about u competing w a retard
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>>38199232
Not exactly. More of a story of grabbing low hanging fruit. I was dealt a bad card, with my face. I will take any advantage, as should you. Another example:
>taking driving test when i was 16
>old guy conducting the test moves his hand to his forehead as i drive through a stop sign
>he brushes my shoulder while doing this
>curl my left wrist and freak out, asking him why he touched me
>passed the test, heh
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>>38199511
Kill yourself
Also you should of spilled it all over the retards work area and then got another one
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>>38199566
Not practical. However, I like to leave carts in the middle of the wall mart parking lot, and wait for the cart guy to come get it. I than slowly drive out of my parking space, just before he passes me, cutting him off from the cart.
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