>hey buddy, feel like buying us a case of beer? how do you respond?

middle one sucks my dick and I'll buy you a case

>>38197783
I'd do it if they pay me.. or if they invite me to be their friend. I'm so lonely.

>>38197783
And risk losing my license? No, thank you

"Only if you let me join in."

>>38197783
Only if the center one let's me cream all three of her holes.

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>>38197783
this literally happened to me 3 days ago
>be walking back from work late at night
>3 kids about 15-16 years old walking towards me
>2 goths and one guy literally unironically cosplaying dante
>'hey dude can you buy us some beer?'
>say okay only because of dante
>mfw they also buy a case for me

>>38197855
The dubs proves this story.

>>38197783
Only if I get to join the party.

>>38197783
I get my minigun out and shoot them all. FUCKING RAIDERS

>>38197783
>Sorry I can't it's against the law
Thats what I'd like to say. Really I would go
>uhh, how much? Do I just leave it somewhere? I don't- I don't want to get caught *smiles and shrugging throughout *

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>>38198175
>tfw you forget to put any points in charisma

>>38198175
>not asking for a blowjob from one of these slizzes

Seriously, punker girls dont give a fuck

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>"Land of the Free"
>Can't buy a beer if underage

Kek, keep cucked my dear burgers.

>>38197855
they bought a case for you? Then wtf did they need you for?

>>38200663
They gave him the money, I assume.

>>38199595
>Can get blown up by Allah at 18
>Cant drink fermented malt beverage til 21
Top cuck

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I hate you young people! Get a normal haircut, hippies!

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>>38197783
No.

Put some originality in this bitch, but it looks like shit if it's not just plain "No.".

>>38197783
> be in shithole town
> 20 but look older
> shitty car full of kids pulls out
> asks me to buy beer
> lol no faggots
> drives away
> hours later return to motel
> gas station next door
> cop car behind car full of kids
> busted for alcohol to minor
> lol