>tfw no qt metalhead gf Why even live?

>tfw no metalheads on tinder every time you look

>>38196664
Cannibal Corpse is the worst band in the entire metal genre. Anybody who listens to that garbage is either a poser, tone deaf, or an edgy tryhard.

>>38197185
recommend me some good metal bands

>>38197185
what about lamb of god?

>>38196664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u07KmhbaTtI
I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS AND COULDNT AFFORD TO FLY
SO I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDNT SHUT UP SO LIT IT ON FIRE
IT WAS LOUDER FOR 30 SECONDS THEN IT SHUT UUUUUUUUUP
lol anal cunt is cool man

>Realize that you would get along better with alt girls and weebs/femanons
>They're all unequivocally batshit insane

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>>38197215
Revenge
Conqueror
Archgoat
Darkthrone
Xibalba
Weakling
Silencer
Trist

there are no metal chicks. they're all attention whores

>>38197185
the bleeding and their first few albums with george fisher are good, but I agree they're incredibly overrated

>>38197185
They were alright up until Kill. Bloodthirst and The Bleeding had a few good songs imo.

>>38197315
>fucking shitcore

>>38196664
metalhead girls are much grosser and manlier and smellier and fatter than you would think. They do like to fuck though.

>>38197315
not all metal is black nerd shit, the fact that you unironically use the term "poser" means you're still in high school.

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>>38197315
>calls others posers
>recommend trash
literally in tears famalam

>>38197315
>xibalba
>metal
Nigger please, those beaners play hardcore influenced by death metal and sludge
>tfw seen them live in a basement venue and just about died because they smelled so gross

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>>38196664
>tfw I fucking hate metal, literally my worst music genre, other than nigger rap
>tfw have fetish for women that wear t-shirt of metal bands
Well shit, how fucked am I.
If i ever got a gf like that, she would like metal and I fucking can't stand it. Feels bad man

>>38196664
I want to fuck a metalhead girl but I listen to disco

>>38196664
they're always retarded and/or slutty

>>38197508
Not everyone who listen to metal is a metal-autist who only listens to metal. Some of them were only listening to metal when they were younger teens but they sooner or later grow out of it and listen to other genres.

>>38196664
Metalhead girls get scary though. Like, they get way too into it. For god's sake, they even take Manowar seriously
And don't even get me started on the black metal chicks.

>>38197548
Hum you might be right. I know a stacy who had some t-shirt bands and she didn't even know about them kek.
However, I guess that most girls aren't like that and actually listen to that music. Matter of luck to find one that isn't a 100% metal-autist, i suppose. Hard quest tho :c

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>>38197420
>>38197478
>mfw im not even the one that called OP a poser

>>38196664
>tfw no qt emobot bf to roadtrip with while listening to the entire panuccis pizza discog
>tfw you'll never sleep next to him as he plays guitar
>tfw he doesn't exist and if he did he'd go for some slutty green-haired alt-roastie who's fucked every guy in the scene and will probably break his heart and he'll go on to write songs about
just let me die

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>>38197830
>Panuccis Pizza

my nibba

>>38197682
>I know a stacy who had some t-shirt bands and she didn't even know about them kek.

Yeah that's typically more dad-rock and punk bands stuff like

>Pink Floyd
>Rolling Stones
>The Misfits

Those bands' shirts must end up at one of those stores like urban outfitters or something. Something about their logo that attracts normie grls.

you don't want "le qt metulhead gf", belive me
metalhead girls tend to be clingy, whorish and mentally ill as fuck
they also often smell bad and are generally unhygienic

>>38196664
Regardless of music 'taste' they all want muscular hip hop gangsta Chads

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>>38197869
great taste my friend

>>38198043
I came to this thread just to say I love every one of the albums and that AJJ is the best band ever, despite how faggy they are in real life

go get one pussy

>>38196664
She looks like Marilyn Manson's kid sister

I'm even more screwed in that department since no girl listens Doom, Stoner or Sludge Metal.
I like Chicago Blues, dad-rock essentials and some HC Punk bands as well.

>>38197478
Its a huge stretch to call Darkthrone trash.

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>>38197185
who cares what you think fucko. i use to listen to cannibal corpse all the time. now i only listen to it when i fuck your mom. i make her shit in my mouth before she has to beg me to rail her and she gets embarrassed when she farts so she wants cannibal corpse on when we start before the queefs start pshf pshf pshf when i cram my big fat cock in her crater of a twat as hard as possible

>>38196664
No thanks OP. They always smell like rancid meat and piss

>>38197531
Nudisco or disco?

>>38196664
Imagine what her pussy smells like compared to a normie girl

>>38197185
Cannibal Corpse are all right, tolerable even. Their song structure is basic as fuck, and their lyrics/song titles are tryhard edgy trash, much like the people that listen to them.

Death was an infinitely better death metal band. Cannibal Corpse is the Metallica of the death metal genre.

metal is cringey as fuck

>>38199297
okay

originoli

>Edgy attention whore

Ewww

>>38196664
>that boring face
>qt

>best music genre
>best guitar parts
>best drum parts
>metalheads are 90% of the time total bros

what went so beautifully right, metalbros?

>>38198043
you from takoma?

>>38197220
FUNNY ANON

>>38197215
You can't beat classics. Dio and Metallica are my favorites.

>>38199384
>bros

Some metalheads kicked in my subwoofer because they thought it was cool. GWAR faggots btw

>>38199222
Trips checked. Your statement is automatically true

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*biggy cheese walks in*
hey its biggie cheese

>>38199384
i don t aree wwith the "best guitar parts" honeslty some other genres have way more interesting guitar solos than metal. But drums are amasing

I'm a girl but I'm saving myself for papa emeritus iv