R9K Zombie Quest

>>38195680

you forgot:

>Cyborg - Neurotic, unpredictable, strength varies, creative thinker

>>38195726
t. cyborg - now fucking vote for one of the alternatives.

>>38195744

Suck my diiiiiick.

THAT'S my vote. My ballad of ballots

>>38195726
cyborg - weak, average, slow and low intelligence.

>>38195726

i also like cyborg

let's do that

>>38195780

well we can water that down, if you feel threatened by it.

>>38195790
k


You find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. You've trained for this your entire life -all TV, all vidya, everything has prepared you for this single moment.

Eitherway, you're currently in your apartment watching the news. Apparently you slept through 1 day of the apocalypse and when you look out of the window essentially everything is abandoned.

>what do?
>go outside, explore, scavenge
>bunker down
>suicide

>>38195870
Go outside and look for some shit to steal

>>38195896
You decide to LARP a nigger and steal some TVs or some shit. You go outside from your basement lair and taste fresh air - something you've never tasted before.

You stand in the street and contemplate what to loot first.

>grocery store
>hunting supply store
>electronics store
>write in

>>38195870
Dubs and suicide

>>38195870
drop my pants and take a shit on the floor.

>>38195939
steal some guitars and form a solo band

>>38195939
Lingerie store

>>38195953
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>MOMMIE WHERE ARE MY TENDIES

You scream out in the crisp morning air. Nobody screams back. You remember that mommy kicked you out a few years ago.

>>38195981
I regain my composure and decide to look for a substitute mommy

>>38196064
You look around with great effort. It seems there are not other mommies there, except for a few ones lying on the floor with their heads blow out.

>>38196092

Go back inside and wash out my pissbottles.

Put water in them.

>>38196092
>except for a few ones lying on the floor with their heads blow out.
That will have to do I guess I take cadaver mommy back to the apartment

>>38196092
Search my house for any weapons. Also close any blinds and turn off any electrical appliances.

>>38196251
You walk back to your apartment and get your katana. You've studied the art of katana during high school - when they were drinking and partying you were studying the blade.

>falls thru the roof
>lands on one of the dead mommies
>"shiieeeeeet dis one be dead af yo, gotta take a spliff to get the edge off"

Looks towards you

>"ayo mane, you better bringo dey weedo before i smashio your head into the patio"

what u do?

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