Let's laugh at virgins

They can just pay a prostitute to do that.

>>38194941
It must suck to have to pay for what I can get for free any day of the week

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>>38194941
That's like paying money to win a prise

Blowjobs are terrible though. They're nice when you're still 13. Come back when you're 18, kiddo.

>>38194979
She gets thiccer every time

>>38194964

>what I can get for free
AKA
>Being forced to hang around with idiots You fit well in this category
>Having to buy female a meal/drinks
>Spend time listening to her uninteresting tales of how her arts teacher doesn't like het
>Be forced to listen to her talking about her extremely boring life
>Having to drive her to the restaurant/wherever the fuck you normalfags go/home
>Then maybe having a chance to have sex with a girl that has the same cock mileage as a prostitute

Or
>Just pay a small amount of money for a prostitute
>Fuck
>Finish
>Go home

Or even better
>Don't fall for your primitive urges by not falling for the sex meme all together

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>>38195079
Or you just get fuckdates on Tinder

>>38195079
Maybe that's how dating works when you're an ugly sperglord but I wouldn't know that so I'll have to take your word for it. My experience is much different

>>38194932
1. People can pay prostitues, even virgins
2. >Literally uploading a blowjob webm aka the most overrated sexual act ever
None of the girls I've been with were good at it. If you manage to find a girl that's good at giving head you better stay with her because that's rare as fuck.

>>38194932
I did. A shame it doesn't solve crippling depression.

>>38194932
29 year old kissless virgin here.

I have never had a half decent job (currently unemployed), I live with my parents,and I have no life. I guess some good things about me are that Im not fat, and I have a degree (worthless).

laugh at me. you probably can't make me feel more worthless than I already feel because I have major depression.

>>38195207
What? Sex isn't the end all be all? Someone get this hothead out of here!

>>38195207
Quit memeing. Everyone knows that sex literally solves all of your problems instantaneously

>>38195247
>>38195263

I'm sorry to break it to you. Neither is """love""". You basically get involved with someone that will ultimately fail to understand you, and the other way around, because feelings are incommunicable in the end.

>>38194979
Hum, so it's a prize then.
Interesting, now if every guy already fucked said girl, then she isn't worth much as a prize, now does she?

>>38195283
Someone clearly has issues picking up on sarcasm. Quit preaching. No one cares

>>38194932
this is pretty unattractive

she looks like a skeleton when she sucks in her cheeks like that

>>38195283
The way I see it is that love is irrational and very rarely true. It's more akin to lust. No one generally ever makes smart decisions when in love. They do dumb shit.

>>38194979
Does anyone have the full set of this girl.
I'm tired of saving her pics here and there when it's posted.

>>38195360
She's not doing it to look attractive, dummy. Good Lord are you autistic

>>38195339
I like to feign autism on the internet. Sue my arse, fampai.

Seriously, though, I'd recommend it. At least it takes the pressure away.

>>38195435
I know it does, that's why i never undermine the value sluts have in society.

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>>38194932
everyone point and laugh at the normie who will never ever get his virginity back hahaha
he threw it away to some roastie whore and will never ever lose it some someone he actually cares about


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