[sees you trying to nervously extend your hand]

e-excuse me, I'm - uh- I'm

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Ah, ah ah. Hold it right there. I haven't finished my first cup yet. Not talkie until this mug is dry.

Thanks.

N..no, Mr Shekelberg.. I'm g..going to speak my mind.. Listen.. I've been working here for 8 years and still only make minimum wage.. My wife just got pregnant, and I really need more money to support her and her child.. Could you please give me a raise?

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>>38194100
Sorry, kiddo. You know the rules. (What's gotten into people these days? Don't they know that it's impolite to get between a man and his coffee?"

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>cowabungaaaaaaaaa
Hey duderinos. Just a quick reminder there are some rules around this groovy joint. Remember, no talkie until my first cup is done. Only THEN can we converse. Thanks bros, catcha on the flip side.