I have a Date tomorrow with a catholic boarding school qt 3.14, How do I not spill my spaghetti on a date with 1 in 10,000 girl that hasn't been roastied, yet?
I haven't been on a date in years.
Make sure to give her a firm handshake
>>38190862
>hasn't been roastied yet
talk to her like you would talk to anyone else. if she doesnt like it, better without her.
jus b urself.
>>38191061
This. It's pussiproof.
>>38190862
Try being a bad boy maybe?
>>38190862
Alcohol always helps. Get both of you slammed on tequila
>>38190902
OP Here, thanks for advice, How firm do I need to squeeze to display dominance over her?
>>38191016
Is the implication that she has already been roastied or that she will be roastied in the future?
>>38191284
She already has been. (((Catholic))) girls are worse than the average roasties
>>38191104
>Uhmm excuse me I have a 110 level main on Eredar, and I have a 2600 Rating in 2v2 *snort*
>>38190862
>catholic boarding school qt 3.14
>hasn't been roastied, yet
topkek
>>38191284
you are delusional if you think she's a virgin
unless she's a salad dodger with cooking oil dripping off her skin, she's taken dick since she was 16 if not earlier
>>38190862
#1 Rule to not fuck up a first date is to try not to push romance. Just get used to being around them for a little bit, awkward silences are accepted and bearable, they're just as nervous as you.
>>38191016
>>38191320
>>38191302
Nah-ah, not her
>>38191327
1. Attractive
2. This isn't America, Conservative Catholic girls are Conservative catholic girls here.
>>38191366
Uh-huh. Sure. Oh yeah. Totally dude. Wow, cool story.
>>38191366
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>>38191379
see above
even her conservative polish grandma fucked when she was an early teen
>>38191414
Fuck outta here.
Why do you live to cause others pain? Boarding school girls are the exception.
>>38191443
Just put yourself in her shoes. Away from her parents, surrounded by people her age, free to explore her sexuality at her peak.
>>38191479
Stop super-imposing yourself on her and imagine she actually has morals, self discipline, and restraint. I bet you've even convinced yourself everyone is secretly just as bad as you so you don't have to feel bad about the ways you think or act. You can't just assume of others what you know of yourself.
>>38191682
What a blind fuck
>>38191742
Yeah, nice argument. Maybe let your worldview be shaped away from computers and statistics.
>>38190862
just b urselforigino
>>38190862
Cancel the date.
Save yourself from embarrassment.