/britfeel/

>>38189075
first for feeling sticky and sweaty

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Hoping for a comfy thread.

Lets hear what everyone has planned today.

Tilde in

Pakis out

Original

>>38189111
Nice Kevs

Tilde Out
Pakis Out
Everyone Fuck Off

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Have a moderately prosperous day

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>>38189091
I'm going to the dentist in a few minutes to get a tooth out for the first time in my life
I'm still scared despite knowing that I should get it done, just kill me

>>38189142
I found the hardest part of that is the injection. Got tense just knowing it was coming. Afterwards didn't feel a thing thankfully.
Caring after is a bit of a pain but just a case of being careful.

Glad I got the ones I needed pulling. The healing afterwards was less painful than before the pulling.

Vision keeps going blurry lads. Bit worried.

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>>38189091
Post wrestlefus.

>>38189200
Kev seems to approve of your idea lad.

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whats the best way to smoke your own meat?

Just wanted former PM Kev to know that I miss his place as our leader. He was an active presence and was very comfy.

The current PM milk gorilla, whilst hilarious and democratically correct, does not put near enough effort into his role as PM.

If there was another snap election in say a month or so I know where my vote would be going...

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1 hour 45 down only 6 and 15 to go. Death can't come soon enough.

>>38189309
I still say he is PM. He should be the one to call a new election. People should state they wanted a new PM. He clearly wasn't even around that night to make a case. Hardly democratic to hold a vote without him.

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Ebin is our Monarch, he should appoint a prime minister. I would recommend he reinstate Kev, as the subsequent PM has been absent in their role. In addition, Kev has been active in duty despite no longer holding office

Pic related is Ebin's Royal ensign

>>38189374
Kinda tempted to make a /britfeel/ coat of arms since I finished that psd.

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What do you think of this as an Offical britfeel flag?

There was a 2nd design with hodded wojak in the middle but it didn't really fit well

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>>38189403
Just feels too Kekistan/nordic to me. Couldn't we go for something a bit more like one of the old British colony flags considering /britfeel/ is basically a british colony on /r9k/

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>>38189403
>edit of a german flag for /britfeel/

>>38189309
Can we post pics of the new PM plz?

>>38189438
2nded this. Could make the crest wojak or whatever fits.

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>>38189456
Got you covered lad.

sgsd

>>38189464
I personally like the India State 1858-1947 flag. Slap wojak into a crest in the centre of the British flag. Job done.

>>38189468
Thanks... cunt
ORIGINALaaa

>>38189255
well you need a smoker to start with, you can smoke meat over an fire as well but that's harder

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there's the doughuts
this game is more tolerable in short bursts
might go for a second wirstband, anybody in the north west looking for something to do next week?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-40511655/japanese-young-people-not-having-sex

Just found I still have my old dreamcast and sega saturn and they both still work.

>>38189545
I have my dreamcast but cannot find my games
mum probably sold them on the car boot for 50p each

>>38189532
I AM WILLING

>>38189255
remove your lowest two ribs

>>38189560
Yeah I've no games for it. Tons of saturn ones though (command and conquer, virtua cop 2, virtua fighter). Will probs just stick it all on ebay

>>38189571
if I had the composite lead I could see if it gives a picture but I've only got the RF lead
was never that fond of it anyway, I was a lot more into my PS2, like the rest of the planet

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What about this as the flag mates?

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Post your drinks cabinets lads

Wouldn't mind a foot massage tbqh lads

is it warm today or did I fuck up my dnp doses

>>38189075

Banged a nice polish slag last night lads. Came on her clothes and face and it was glorious.

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>the perfect videogame doesnt exi-

>>38189764
That screenie looks like from AVGN's video.

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>>38189309
I entered Milk Gorilla as a laugh not expecting him to win

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>>38189768
It's not, it's my own personal copy

>>38189755
How'd you pull that off lad?

>>38189797
my sisters friend had this game
first MD game I ever saw, was blown away by the graphic fidelity
all I had at the time was a C4 and a black and white TV

>mumsie brags about having gone to grammar school
>is actually quite a thick twat

>>38189797
>>38189764
Funny way of spelling Super Castlevania IV, lad.

>>38189823
I honestly miss when you bought a new console from the next gen and the graphical jump was giant.
I guess if I built a top of the line PC game it will be the closest to that feeling again but never going to get that impressive jump again.

>>38189840
Can I have her number?

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>>38189797
I just used to reset that game over and over so I could catch the shooting star

>>38189815

Jokingly asked her if she fancied a shag and it worked.

Don't know if I ended up cucking some poor bloke though. But she definitely smelt of cum after.

>>38189849
she doesn't believe in telecommunications, believing they're unnatural and 'the devils' work'

>>38189856
how'd you meet her lad?

pls respond

>>38189849
wouldn't mind a gtx 1080 but I can't think of anything i'd like to play on it
I've been replaying the same dozen games for nearly 3 decades now

>tfw possibly failed 3 courses
End my fucking life

>>38189877

Literally on the street. I was walking and saw her and said in a funny voice "Alright m8, fancy a shag do ya?" And she laughed and said yes back in a funny Jew voice and before long she was in an alleyway with her knickers around her ankles and bra down.

>>38189889
relate to this. i just cant commit to starting a new game.. whats wrong with me

>>38189856
Nice one! Were you at a nightclub or something like that?

>>38189937

No just in the street at late evening.
Was near nightclubs though, might have even been open.

should i play leaf green or fire red?

>>38190052

Mud brown is better IMO.

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Just got to wageslavery. Really hoping on those thunderstorms haha

Let's do our best lads!

>>38190052
I think Leaf Green has better exclusives. Ninetales, Sandslash and Victreebel come to mind. There is literally no difference other than that so look it up and pick which one you prefer!

>>38190052
Fire Red mate. Who will you pick as your starter?

>>38189923
>look Mum! I posted something that didn't happen again

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>>38189923
this never happend

coming from a guy that has fucked a girl outside

>>38190123
>and then the whole restaurant clapped

>>38189923
>she laughed and said yes back in a funny Jew voice
I don't know about you but personally that would get me running away. Bitch ain't stealing my shekels

where do i hide my fleshlight for 2 weeks lads?

>>38190182
Chuck it and get a new one when you come back

>>38190148
>and then I was knighted for my contributions to fucking

>>38190097
I'd like a pizza and a sausage roll please, love

Honestly, how dangerous is the tube going to be at around noon?

>>38190201
>underrated post

original comment x 3

>>38190215
thousands of people get it everyday

>Asda 'Slimzone' soup
>basically water
shan't be buying this again

>>38190215
It's not dangerous at all you sheltered hick.

Apparently it's "national kissing day" today, lads.

So who are you gonna kiss?
Is there anyone you could kiss?
Even a pity kiss...

A-anyone?

>>38190336
probably my gf but kissing is gay

>>38190336
>tfw you don't know where lenlad lives

How do I become less bitter? Is it irreversible?

My friend was showing me some of his tinder matches and their conversations, all of his comments were making me hate him, the girls, and basically everything. E.G The girl makes a deliberately bad joke, my friend says shit like 'I hate so much about the things you choose to be."

Makes me sick the way normies talk to each other.

>>38190336
I'm going to kiss my copy of Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the Sega Megadrive

>>38190406
Sorry, lad, but there's no going back.

>>38190336
I'll kiss my gf. I'll make sure she gets a kiss from me in honour of the lads who can't get a kiss today.

>>38190406
> 'I hate so much about the things you choose to be."

What does that even mean

>got bored of crash before I even 102%'d the first one
buyers remorse, kinda.

>>38190485
It's #banter mate.

>>38190492
I feel it's one of those games that haven't aged all that well.

>>38190336
Could've waited til tomorrow!

>>38190502
thing about Crash is he always tries and jumps it in

>>38190533
What was Naughty Dog thinking, putting Crash on that early?

>>38190368
>tfw know where lenlad lives but its too far away for kissing

>>38190502
Your normie mate sounds retarded. Most normies are honestly shit with women. They eventually get a gf or dates because they try a lot and they meet girls more often than robots. I'm shit with women too but i can get dates if i can ased spending all day on tinder/dating sites or if i try talking with girls in real life.

Some of the most cringy people i know have dated decent girls because they try all the time

>>38190492
Played it the other day. It's like a game you'd get on a phone, not a game for PS4. It's just too simple.

>>38190576
>tfw you know and it's only 40 minutes on train

>>38190596
thought that when they showed a trailer of the apple bazooka, was so cool as a kid but theres no challenge to it at all now

>>38190596
Oddly enough that's a thought I just had myself. Crash in 2017 feels like a somewhat acceptable mobile phone game, just upscaled onto a console and with all the microtransactions removed.

Y'alright lads?

I'm on holiday on Eastern Europe, apart from butting a Gypsy in the parking lot, this place isn't as bad as I thought it would.

Sun is shining, 4-star hotel all inclusive beer and food.

Gonna take the wife for a meal soon.
I don't want to return to wageslavelife on Monday.


How's things with you?

>>38190629
You taking the wife away on a trip to make up for shagging the goth girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tOWa_0lNOA

Look at this cunt

>>38190596
damn I'm old

>>38190406
>>38190485
>>38190502
>>38190591
https://youtu.be/Gg-maXEg5K8
Its a quote from the office, sorry to ruin the it for you lads. Can still moan about the weather if you want though.

>>38190668
>Hard working eastern euro bus driver against foul mouthed English thug

Is this the Brexit you lads voted for?

Crash Bandicoot always felt like a british series to me. like i knew it wasn't but it had this sort of brithness to it

>>38190652
Nah mate im 30.

Goth girls?
Im not at ozzfest.
It's also not 2001 mate.

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Walk into splintered sunlight
Inch your way through dead dreams
To another land
Maybe you're tired and broken
Your tongue is twisted
With words half spoken
And thoughts unclear
What do you want me to do
To do for you to see you through
A box of rain will ease the pain
And love will see you through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_BlHCJMbsg


1:02 for the best part

>>38190706
Sorry lad confused you for a poster who is also 30, married, and shagged a goth girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyhlQ2fNdrA

this is london lads

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>>38189611
what's that french looking nonsense on the ribbons about?

got to go town, do the shop.

also gonna get my shit fucked up barber.

and on top got to take public transport.

>>38190747
lefties paradise

>>38190097
didn't get to reply in last thread.
been looking forward to my sleep holiday since the last day 2 weeks ago. don't expect any trouble sleeping got 14 hrs on the last 1 will get around the same tomorrow.
i've spoke to you before about what i do,i'm the lad works in a sweet factory.
59 min till i'm done.
hope your time at slavery goes quick lad.

Playing FFVI on an emulator on my phone. Comfy

Anon with erectile problems here. Fugged last night (50mg viagra but not sure it was needed) and this morning (no pills). Feels weird, like my dick has woken up from some kind of hibernation. Now I'm going to try to wean myself off but keep it for times when I'm drunk or I want to fug a lot

>>38190752
>He doesn't recognize the Royal coat of arms of the United Kingdom

Leave /britfeel/

>>38190796
Nice one lad. Impossible for me to fug when drunk too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YYqZcV9__M

these cunts

Why there so many Turk and Pakistan in North London don't make sense

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>>38189438
How about this then lad?

>>38189075
What kind of severe autistic dysfunction would cause some crack-brained spastic to do this year after year?

Seriously, take a good look at yourself. I'd say your Aspbergers goes beyond the moderate-to-severe level and shades into true clinical autism. We are talking near-rainman levels here. Seek help.

I mean this most sincerely, and without the slightest degree of snark.

Its not funny or interesting anymore. Instead its just a sad reminder about your failed, pathetic life, that you continue to piss away, drooling on the internet in a mindless self perpetuating cycle of OCD that is reinforced by repetitious fc posts. You feel the need to share that cycle with others, which is tantamount to you sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth, singing "Brown bear, brown bear" until someone forcibly medicates you and smacks your bottom.

Please, log off, and get help. This is not a healthy reaction to life. It indicates a serious problem. I'm not sure what sort of abuse you suffered, or what trauma you lived through, that drove you to this point, but, it oesn't matter. You can get help, there are places and specialists that have devoted their lives to aiding people just like you.

you can make a break from your sad, failed life, and live something approaching like a normal life. You may never be totally human, but, you can at least experience society in a context outside of a computer monitor.

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>>38190920 (You)
Nice copypasta faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27aR3g9fweg

IS THIS ACCEPTABLE

LOL

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>>38190201
Will that be the margherita or the pepperoni?

>>38190757
Sounds pretty good lad. Hope you enjoy your time off. Sweet factory sounds like really hard work!

>>38190492
Thanks for the heads up lad. Figured I would find it really boring desu and after hearing your thoughts I think I will give it a miss

>complete meme degree
>forced to apply for jobs by parents
>realized I fucked up
>realize I will have to apply for universal credit
>PANIC
>Go through the process
>Get a phone call, "BLAH BLAH BLAH come down two days from now"
>Go down there
>Bunch of weird foreign people complaining about no jobs
>Anxiety kicks in when I go inside
>PANIC
>Want to leave
>Get called up
>Go through application to verify it.
>Finally get to talk to my job coach
>Expecting her to treat me like a dole dosser
>Is really pleasant
>Surprised I have 3 CV's tailored for specific positions
>Tell her I have anxiety and can't find any jobs I can do
>Offers me work experience in the centre as an administrator

Holy fuck, I've hit the jackpot. Now I can get a comfy job position. We're all gonna make it.

>>38191020
Pepperoni please, I fancy treating myself.

>tfw you'll never serve me

Why live

>>38190903
Look at
>>38189611
Any thoughts on that one?

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>parents forced me to get a wageslave job
>Five hours in
> I already can't take it anymore
Help me lads

>>38191080
It's okay lad
origineaux

>>38190629

Bummed a gypsy in the Parking lot?
What the fuck, why?

>>38191047
>Offers me work experience in the centre as an administrator

Every single job centre that's part of the movement to work scheme offers this, most people turn it down because it's 4 weeks of literal slave labour.

You're going to be working 9-4 for free and all you'll get at the end of it is a little laminated certificate.

I seem to have no appetite at all. Been eating <1k calories all week. Great for my wiastline, but not so good for fatigue and general mood.

Why can't I swallow things easily? My body must be starving.

I forgot how shit mcdonalds was. Too loud, stuffy and smells like shit.

>>38191315
Don't disrespect McDonalds lad I've had loads of good times there.

>>38190717
Didnt expect to see this here lad x

>>38191255
that doesn't sound too bad for the experience and a decent reference.

>>38190676
Pretty sure we all know it's a quote from the office.

Which is exactly my problem.

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>no posts for 12 minutes
Is /britfeel/ dead? Where is everyone?

>>38191438
You won't get any experience as they won't let you do anything. You're essentially their lackey and they can't let you do anything important as the data protection act prevents you from looking at their workload.

Your supervisor will be an AO at best so your reference will be very poorly worded and will be more of a hindrance than anything else.

I'm not saying this to bust your balls, I was in the same position a few years ago and it was a good wake up call, you can pull on those bootstraps as hard as you want but the cards are stacked against you.

Willy bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

very warm
no thunder storm
have sad

>>38191575
maybe the thunder is scaring them

>>38191020
not that hard really. but i constantly fuck up so i bet the rest of them find it hard when working with me.
ah well done now. off for food and beers

dont know what to do just woke up. letting this website decide my fate.

evens = roll wake a nd bake spliff
odds = fap and play video games

feels good being neet

>>38191411
I post all over. Nice to see you here lad xoxo

>>38191675
dubs = kill yourself, degenerate waste of space

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Remove penis and date cafe owner

>>38191582
I agree about the data protection thing because they told me exactly the same thing.

Meh, it's better to give it a go than do nothing. It can contribute to my looking for work hours.

But thanks for the honesty anon.

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>wanting to take part in shit farm Thursday
>HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHEN TO WORK IT ON TIME
>it's to much so I cancel
>y-y-yer sure I'll go large
>ONCE AGAIN I COULDNT SHIT BECASUE THAT FAGGOT TOOK MY KEYS AND SOLD ME DEFAULTS

what do lads? Any help?

>>38191693
Seriously lad. Just what the fuck are you on about?

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>>38191688
Stopping watching Corrie about three years ago. Went shit. I actually miss is sometimes.

At least she was in it when it was good

>>38191693
I-is this some sort of code?

>>38191719
I miss it too. Watched some more recent episodes of Corrie and Emmerdale and I just can't get my head around this weird Hollywood/movie esq style they keep trying to copy. I liked the comfy cheap British vibe from them all.
A comfy village up in Yorkshire should not be Hollywood flashy.

>accidentally click origin
>needs updating
>fine update
>try to sign in
>need verification code
>wait 5 minutes
>sign in
>medal of honor pacific assault needs updating
>fine update
>hangs on installation
remember lads, origin; not even once

>>38191685
why are you so hostile lad are you a sad and jealous wage slave?

Anyone else always play the female characters in vidya?

>>38191736
I saw some Emmerdale recently and was bowled over by the atrocious acting. Just terrible

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>sleep for 10hours
>lay in bed for another 2 alone with my thoughts with no motivation

looks like NEET sleep schedule might be back haha

>>38190336
I wouldn't even know how to kiss, seems pretty wierd desu. Do you just stick your tongue in their gob and swirl it around? Wouldn't that just taste like their last meal? a bit disgusting? whats the point in it?

>>38191692
I just hate to see people get swindled by the Job Centre, especially us lads on /britfeel/.

Remember that everything they offer is optional and don't be afraid to turn them down if it sounds like a waste of time.

>>38191792
Well good news is that I have an offer from some guy to be a manual notetaker due to my degree so I'm banking on that desu but it doesn't start till September.

The person I had seemed nice though, she told me to only apply for jobs I can do and not to apply for one's I can't then panic and quit or I'll lose my bennies.

Just got to stay optimistic I guess, I'm tired of being pessimistic.

>>38191787
Just take a sleeping tablet if you want to fix your sleep again.

>>38191711
>>38191729
Some help would be good

I'm 25 and NEET for 3 years. Had BDD, depression, anxiety, drug addiction, bla bla. Getting much better now, I leave my house and do stuff every day, and limit my internet time etc etc.

Basically I'm feeling good about life but like I've done too much damage to ever get back on track. I feel like i'm completely cut off from society with no way back.

Should I just kill myself? It's getting tempting just because I don't see any way back.

>>38191856
Take females hormones

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>>38190819
I am so ashamed of myself.

>>38191895
Honestly it's not to late to keep going.

As long as you're doing SOMETHING productive each day you're not a failure.

>>38191895
You never know what's around the corner, I know your outcome looks bleak but you've got to be in it to win it.

For all you know they could "cure" depression in the next decade.

>>38191895
Killing yourself now would be pointless. If you were going to ill yourself, you should have done it back before you put all this effort into getting better.

Just move and start again. Preferably abroad like to Ireland or something where you'll have an excuse for starting from zero, but won't have to worry about language barriers

Are we back robotto-kun?

L-lads? Is it working?

We is ded and shit

>>38191995
Or not, WEW

Please don't leave me again

lads, i know this is a bit random, but do you think we're one of the poorest countries on 4chan?

it feels like most brits on this site are from underclass/lower-class households, but people from most other countries are middle-class or upper middle-class

One of my 64 year old neighbours who I do some gardening for is seriously hitting on me, she's been pretty touchy feely for a while, but today she had her hands around my waist and was sort of caressing and said "All that hard work is really starting to show in your figure anon" and she was also going on about It's hard not having a partner and how "we've all got needs"

ebins smelly phimosis encrusted cock

Alright lads? Feeling horny haha

>>38192103
I'm on day 4 or 5 now, and so am I

My thoughts are deep in major degeneracy territory.

Need a boy to take this out on haha lol etc

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>>38189075
>Wage cuckoldery
You could have prevented this!

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So lads, what have you been up to in the last four hours?

>>38192178
I went outside to try and build up my appetite. Terrible mistake. I still can't eat, and it was humid as shit

>>38190963
hahaha brilliant women always think they're invincible after a few drinks.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/52a+Braunstone+Gate,+Leicester+LE3/@52.6309276,-1.1459847,3a,30y,318.77h,82.91t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1srO4SD5TR0VCN_rAuW1QN1A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x487760dd0418c295:0xe9beccf8708572f7!8m2!3d52.6308576!4d-1.1458761

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I demand to see Sir Slothington.

Hand over the wonga or else Ceiran gets it.

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Is it just me, or are Atheist and Protestants the only non-pedophile religion?

Catholic priest are arrested non-stop for raping kids, maternity marriage is a thing in Muslim countries, and the age of consent in Shinto Japan is 13. Age of Consent in Catholic Mexico is 12 by the way.

The roastie got toasted lads.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40525479

>get a campervan
>save up enough money to live for a couple of years or so
>set up a transmitter to get some shitty range
>become travelling /britfeel/ radio station
>take requests on what part of the country i should head to so people can listen in
>get cheap burner phones and post the numbers in the threads for phone ins
>kill myself when the van breaks down

rate my life plan lads

My right ball hurts after masturbating for too long. It's starting to go away now after I came though. Apparently I was walking funny though so my mum asked what was up so I had to say I had chafing and now shes trying to get me to put cream on it.

>>38192332
Religion is for paki-tier people, it's not new senpai.

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>>38192387
Why don't protestants and atheist rape kids than?

>tfw have bronchitis
>feels like i have knives stabbed in my chest
>still work anyway cause i can use the 80 quid
>night manager in the tesco extra is an absolute cunt (the only one out of like 30 managers in the fuckin store, holy shit why so many)
>tfw gonna infect all the fresh there

enjoy you fucking normies

>>38192332
State atheism when.

>>38192466

they tried that in russia lad. Didn't work out so great.

>>38192448
You get paid sick leave you know

Hiya fellas. anyone seen joey around here? i need to tell him to pick some stuff up from asda and his phone is switched off.

>>38191787
>>sleep for 10hours
>>lay in bed for another 2


wow. some of us live like kings dont we. i have been up since 8 doing cleaning and washing. you a scrounger?

>>38192487
I know lad, just meming. I do dislike religion but theirs nothing you can really do against it.

>>38192374
Assuming you can drive and everything your first problem with the radio thing will be getting hold of a substantial enough transmitter to broadcast with, you will either have to find one for sale or make one. The next problem is the antenna which needs to be high enough to clear buildings, rigging up some sort of collapsible antenna would be doable but it will stick out like a saw thumb

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Right lets decide on a flag, We've had a few proposals but feel free to add more.

First proposal is this

>>38192583
I'll propose this: >>38190903

>>38192332
atheism isnt a religion and lots of atheists are pedos and serial killers.

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>>38192583

Second proposal is that, with wojak replaced by hooded wojak

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>>38192592

as anon proposed, this is the 3rd proposal of 4 so far

>>38192583
looks shit. none of our memes are present in the flag. it tells people nothing about us. 3/10 for effort

>>38192634
Memes change and become outdated

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>>38192621
4th proposal, feel free to submit more

>>38192621
Only acceptable choice but it needs more work.

>>38192634
>none of our memes are present in the flag

The OP image is for meme lore, the flag should be simpler

>>38192492

>100 quid a week
>only after 4 days

yeah fuck off.

this country spends too much shit on pakis and muslims to actually give people proper sick pay.

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>>38192583
>>38192604
>>38192621
>Union jack
>Implying Scots, Welsh, and Irish are allowed

Sod off mate.

>>38192666

Its BRITfeel m8, I hate jocks and orange paddies too, but BRITfeel needs a BRITflag

What's the easiest way to get rid of all your body hair? Asking for a friend.

>>38192621

I support this

iroginalyl

>>38192645
they do but this flag tells people nothing about us. it has nothing to represent us.

>>38192659
it can be simple but it must appear to represent us

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Here's my flag idea.

Wojak and Pepe symbolize unity in our fight against tyranny. George's cross represents our Anglo heritage.

Why the fuck do we need a flag? Especially if it's just the British/English flag with an epic pepe or wojak.

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All this thunder and lightning is making me feel scared, could someone hold me pls?

>>38192726
I'd say have Wojak and Pepe instead of the lonely wojak in this flag >>38192646

Everyone has heard of the "your life flashes before your eyes when you die" situation, but not many people know the reason for it.
When something goes wrong, your brain can usually deal with it by using past experiences to deal with things. For example, falling over, your brain knows that if you dont stop yourself you will get hurt, this has been learned when you were very small and fell over without stopping yourself.
This goes on, instantly in your brain without you realising, all throughout your life, thats why kids are always hurting themselves alot when falling over whereas adults can usually sort themselves out. Your brain learns how to deal with certain situations.
When youre dying, your brain knows that something is very wrong. But your brain has never died before, it doesnt know what to do, it cant find anything instantly.
So it frantically searches through your memories for a similar experience in an act to try and save you. But it cant find one. So it keeps searching and searching until your very last breath.

>>38192726
Wishing i had the talent to draw those two madlads in a crest form

what are people's opinions of Leeds?

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Not to piss on the bonfire but what's the point?
The flag isn't going to be used for anything?

This is already the insignia anyway.

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>>38192744
>tfw no qt gf to quickly hug in bed when lightning strikes

>>38192723

The Irish flag is just 3 colors to simply represent 3 ideas, the American flag is fairly simple and represents 50 states, and 13 original colonies. The French flag does not cotnain the eiffel tower, arch de triumph, a beret and a baguette, it's just simple colours

>>38192761
I thought it was a joke at first to try and make out we're some cringeworthy kekistani style group

>>38192621

This is pretty good

>>38192646
this is too complicated

>>38192761
>what's the point?

What's the point of any post in britfeel? Yes you are pissing on a bonfire

kill yourselves flag autists, I truly mean it.

Just did a bit of woodworking for the first time lads. Put a wooden deck down on my balcony. Doesn't look perfect but it's good considering how useless I've always been at shit like that.

>>38192762
i thought crona was a boy

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>>38192872
Never said I wanted Crona, lad.

>>38192828
>t.ebinbaby

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>>38192872
I'd still fuck him.

I know for a fact that can't be original.

>>38192924
>Never said I wanted Crona
well, then you have EXCEEDINGLY poor taste, in that case

more anime bp for the rest of us, i guess

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what did you lads get upto during the r9k downtime?

for me, I did nothing and its somehow 8pm

>>38192769
Dial down the autism a bit, we're not a real country. We're allowed to have a bit of fun with this.

>>38192830

/diy/ has been a godsend at times. Especially when making my own skirting boards and floorboard when I was too much of a poorfag to afford anything apart from cheap lumber

>>38192970
i had a nap.
guessing it's not an original comment,naps are fucking brilliant, almost as good as a full sleep

>>38192970

I was gonna ask, anyway I was at work at got home just intime for it to be back up

>>38192964
>well, then you have EXCEEDINGLY poor taste
t. Crona

>>38192970
Put that trip on.

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>realized I've accidentally got sparkling water instead of still

>>38192970
I played Hearts of Iron 4 as Mexico in an attempt to conquer the USA

>>38192977

at that rate you may as well just put the OP image on a flagpole

>>38193036
shake it till it goes flat

>>38193000
I didn't check that actually. Just had a look at a few YouTube videos. Looked easy and the materials were about 100 so I thought fuck it.

>>38193036
>realized it has 6 calories a bottle and lemon and lime tastes like shit

How late is too late to completely change your career lads? Like, what if you'd done a whole master's degree and PhD and two years working in the field and then decided you didn't like it?

(A-asking for a friend)

You people are the closest thing I have to actual friends

>>38193036
>he doesn't prefer sparkling water to still
we don't want "people" like you in /britfeel/, plebin

>>38193144
A mate of mine changed his career after doing a masters and having 1 year working in the field. Your example is pretty extreme though.

Diane Abbott needs to die. She NEEDS to DIE.

Of natural causes of course.

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>>38189438
>Everytime i originally kek

>>38193194
What has she done now

>>38193206
The fucking Grenfell tower thing. There were illegal immigrants living there (WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK!! WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?!?!) and she's calling for amnesty and permanent residence for them.

>>38193237
They've suffered a lot mate, why not do something nice for them?

My counselling session was a nightmare

It's not helping, it's so pointless, I said as much

The worst part though was when I said insulting things about a coworker, called him ugly and mocked how he wore a suit to work
My counsellor pointed out he was probably aware he was short and ugly and wore a suit to boost his self esteem

>>38193271
>they've suffered a lot
So did they kids they were probably raping but nothing is done for them :^)

>>38193271
Plenty of people suffer all the time. They're here illegally, they need to be sent back to the countries they came from. No excuses, no exceptions.

>>38193271
That's not how law works

>The worst part though was when I said insulting things about a coworker, called him ugly and mocked how he wore a suit to work
>My counsellor pointed out he was probably aware he was short and ugly and wore a suit to boost his self esteem
Forgot to mention this made me feel like shit

I'm a terrible human being

>>38193291
>No excuses, no exceptions.

Why not?

>>38193297
Actually there is provision in law to make exceptions.

>>38193194
The Home Office offered amnesty lad, nothing to do with her.

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>>38192604
this is what I was trying to describe doing t'uther day.

something like that atleast, grimey flag, wojak in hole... whatever

>>38193338
>I'm a terrible human being

Do you realise that the way you treated those polish girls is another example of you being a terrible human being? Or do you still feel righteous about that?

>>38193346
Because the law is the law, they came here illegally, they should not be allowed to stay. What kind of precedent does that set? If you're involved with something unfortunate you can simply bypass immigration law? Fuck no that's retarded.

Just because they had their house burned down (a house bought and paid for by the taxpayer that they were taking advantage of without paying in to the commons themselves i.e. stealing) doesn't mean they didn't come here illegally.

>>38193369
This is the one.

Maybe a little tidying up of rough edges but this is the best design.

>>38193384
>Precedent

There is precedent for exceptions to be made, so your argument makes no sense.

>a house bought and paid for by the taxpayer that they were taking advantage of without paying in to the commons themselves i.e. stealing

They were subletting from people who were exploiting them

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>tfw struggling with homosexual desires

>>38193364
I know she's not personally responsible, but she's one of the most vocal and prominent people arguing for amnesty.

>>38193404
It sets a different precedent.
Even if they were merely subletting from others it still doesn't matter. They came here illegally, with full knowledge of what they were doing, knowing they were breaking UK law and doing so anyway, essentially showing utter contempt for the country. They need to go back. Illegal immigration has NO excuse. They go back.

>>38193444
>Showing utter contempt for the country

They loved Britain enough to want to live here against the odds. How is that contempt? It's showing a lot more love for the country than a lot of people born here, I'd say.

Why don't you just come out and say that you hate foreigners mate? You don't have an argument beyond that, so drop the smokescreen. Just admit who you are.

>>38193444
So what you're saying is, rather than the people actually responsible (Theresa May and the Home office), you want Abbott to die because she supported it?

Sounds like you're just a stupid cunt

http://vampirewebsite.net/

just found this. wtf is this shite. do people actually believe this

>>38193486
Listen, I'm telling you this to help you. Do not fuck with this shit. Do not get involved with things you do not understand. Forget you ever saw that site and just move on with your life. Trust me. You'll regret it if you go down that rabbit hole.

>>38193479
They don't love britain, they don't want to be british, they love what britain gives them for free and.

I do hate foreigners, but also I want immigration law to be upheld. These people are here illegally, they need to go.

>>38193539
dont be clowning. i used to be into all this conspiracy shit when i was younger. its mostly bull shit. half of the sites people source spread fake news for ad revenue.

this vampire stuff is probably just some edgy retard believing in delusions because he has nothing going on in his life.

>>38193609
>I do hate foreigners

Ah, you're just a small minded thick cunt. Carry on then. Enjoy your minimum wage job.

>>38193616
Not fucking with you mate. Being deadly serious here.

Thinking of trying smoking, what cigs should I get lads?

>>38193707
Lucky Strike or Camels.

But it's a bad idea, don't do it. Smoking is shit unless you are already addicted anyway, you'll see.

>>38193486
some people are severely mentally ill, anon

There's too many people who frequent this thread who I want to physically harm.

Lads I have a problem.

I've run out of toilet roll. My local shop is closed. There's no paper in my house. Should I just wipe my arse with a sock?

>>38193742
Go get help for your anger and maybe you wouldn't hate coloured people so much for no reason.

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Who /hype/ here?
nnneblox

>>38193742
like who? i would not mind hitting some cunts here myself

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>>38193742
get on with it then you cunt

>>38193680
Just because he hates foreigners dosnt mean he's stupid most the immigrants I ever met have been selfish lazy and obnoxious how manny immigrants do you know?

>>38193781
>it's real

Fuck me

>>38193794
Most of the ones I know work harder than lifelong citizens.
Bet you've never done a hard days work in your life lad

>>38193776

Sponge them throw it away OUTSIDE immediately

>>38193794
All of the immigrants I know can write a complete sentence in English.

You were born here and you can't. What does that say?

>>38193036

Have you ever put anything up your desusan?

>>38193825
>Bet you've never done a hard days work in your life lad
Talk about prejudice

>>38193037
Did you win, son?

>>38193369

This is brilliant

orignain

>>38193798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhxKEg-IBBo

>>38193844
You must know very few immigrants then

>>38193846
just fingers, never any object but I'd be willing to try it

>>38193846
He puts his finger up there to claw out rogue excrement, keep up lad.

>>38193900
Would you be willing to try with my penis?

>>38193844
Honest question where do you know these immigrants from?

>>38193883
I know more than a few. They always tend to be smarter than English people who "hate foreigners", who are almost always thick, skint, and looking for someone to blame.

>>38193920
University, old flatmates, old colleagues.

>>38193879
>song is about wanking
/ourshow/

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Long time readers of this thread may remember how I live in Coventry, but by pure coincidence have only ever slept with women in Redditch, 2 of the 4 were in the same street.

Well yesterday I slept with my 5th woman ever, and she was from Evesham.

I'm getting there, but yet another woman from Worcestershire

>>38193908
maybe, how big are you?

>>38193977

Interesting tactic to impersonate ebin

>>38193942
>University, old flatmates, old colleagues.
No wonder they were smart then, these people you met arnt representative of the hords of unskilled labour I'm talking about

>>38193875
No, I timed my attack extremely poorly and got crushed.

America's a pretty powerful country, it turns out

>>38193977
Nice going, idiot

>>38193977
I genuinely offered my dick to Ebin the other day and he turned me down

Don't be an imposter

>>38194011
>>38194007
>>38193994
what a stupid normie he is

>>38193999
How do you know that my old flatmates and old colleagues weren't unskilled labourers?

>>38194043
If you went to university you will have a hight paying job meaning you won't meet unskilled labours there it also means you can live in a good nabiourhood so you won't take have to live next door to the worst parts of pakistan

>>38193370

Polish girls are terrible human beings.

t.Pole

>>38193436
Just embrace them lad, there's nothing wrong with it

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>six shirts came today
>they're all graphic tees
What now, normalfags?

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>>38189075
Shocking lack of Cilla in this thread.

>>38194134
I'll laugh if I see you in the street

>>38194118
You're a good boy

t.UKIP voter

>>38189075
Ordered something to an Amazon Locker expecting it to arrive on Friday or Saturday so I could pick it up Monday/Tuesday. It arrived today instead. Does anyone know if Sunday is considered a "business day" to Amazon? I can't pick it up until Monday and Amazon only give you 3 business days to pick it up.

>>38194156

I know a slag when I see one and Polish girls are 99% slags.
Don't bother getting in a relationship with a Polish lass, it's a waste of time.
They're cheating whores and coal burners.

>>38194131
>there's nothing wrong with it
There is plenty wrong with them. How do I make them stop?

>>38194156

He certainly is.

t.Current UKIP and former BNP voter

Stop forgetting to remind me about Love Island, guys

>>38194263
hi tilde how many brown people's pasties did you spit in today

>>38194263
I miss the times when the bnp were an actual political force. They were sued into oblivion and nick Griffin was personality assainated very undemocratic if you ask me

>>38194310

I'm not tilde, has he ever voted BNP?

>tfw cold sores
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38194388
stop sucking your own cock, lad

>>38194357
BNP was a joke for all off their existence minus a few minutes of relevance

Griffin was just exposed as an idiot

>>38194401
I have simplex 1 not 2

i want a cute chubby girl to sit on my face while telling me how I have a cute little erection as she strokes it with her thumb and forefinger. anyone else?

>>38194357
>an actual political force.
They were always the punchline mongs, never as based as UKIP.

>>38194466

How were UKIP based?

>>38194466
>ex stock broker lead political party funded by an ex tory donor
>based

>>38192019
Feel her ass and tits atleast

>>38194488
>>38194509
UKIP acheived their dream

>>38193728
ended up getting a pack of camels, quite liking them desu

>>38194466
Controled opposition they have and will never speak out against non-european immigration

>>38194420
If they were a joke why did the left attack them so harshly

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I can't stop eating these lads I've been eating them almost exclusively for 3 days IT IS OBSESSIVE

Fuck me I love processed marshmallow wafer products.

>another girl lost interest in me because i was "too quiet" and "didn't talk"

its not my fault i have social anxiety ffs

>>38194537
Their dream was causing something that the world sees as a massive mistake to happen and then losing all their seats means they're based?

>>38194537

So did lots of people, achieving your dream alone isn't 'based'

Leaving the EU was a BNP priority that they achieve, are they based too?

>>38194537
That's was more to do with David Cameron being incompetent rather than ukip being any good

>>38194586
This is the worst. They're like children. They need constant excitement or they lose interest.

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>>38194420
Do you know any of the Perverts who drugged and gang raped little white girls in Rochdale personally?

>>38194577
Holy shit, are you LITERALLY me?

I started buying them about a week ago too, and I've eaten nearly a pack a day since then

>>38194603
Maybe they need someone who isn't a complete socially anxious weakling loser like you.

>>38194637
I'm not a socially anxious loser, though

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>>38194626

They have barely any calories too so you can stuff your face with with like 50 of them a day if you wanted and still be healthy.

>>38194672
More to health than just calories, lad.

>>38194652
You're just boring.