Have you ever been to an Asian massage parlor? How'd it go?

I like it. It's a clean, no drama way to pay for suckie.

>>38188696
I've never been but damn if it doesn't sound better than dating.

>>38188674
I have. I got a massage for like $20. It was nice.

>>38188674
The massage is better than the handjob,
Pay for the hour
If they ask if you have been here before, say Yes.
Feel guilty afterwards

It was horrible
They stuck needles in my ass, neck and head then left

>>38188780
I've actually never had a massage in my life so that's half the appeal.

I did yes. They were suspicious of me at first more than other customers and it took several visits for them to be accepting. I go once a month now though.