What's the first thing you do after masterbating/wiping up desu?

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Go in the kitchen and eat.

>>38188082
typically a browse here a bit, most other activities feel gross stacked right next to finishing.

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smoke a cigarette and play with my cum

>go to toilet
>clean dick
>flush everything
>wash hands twice
>get a snack
>update fap log
>listen to music and eat snack
>feel bad

>>38188082
>What's the first thing you do after masterbating/wiping up desu?
Sleep

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>>38188082
Wash my hands, then I go out for a dart.

>implying i wipe it up

Lean back, close my eyes, enjoy the afterglow and them squeeze out any semen residue

>>38188082
Get something to drink and play video games or clean my room.

I get energetic after jerking it.

sniff my hands and semen

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Eat my cum/wash my dildo/sleep.

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Lie on my bed naked and wait for the cum to dry

I usually put on some music and start jamming out.

>>38188082
Check out the possible damage.

make sure to lick it all up and not waste any of my precious cum

>>38188082

Feel shame.

>>38188601
Why? I never understood the "shame after masturbating" meme. And I've fapped to some degenerate shit in my time

>>38188082
Get out of my bed and continue shitposting, maybe adjust.
After the nut it's just shit.

>look at the clock
>regret spending so much time masturbating

Indulge in my spaghetti'd legs and nap a little

>>38188082
put on a good song and enjoy the fleeting moment of ecstasy until I violently get pulled back to the miserable pile of shit which is my life a few seconds later

>>38188230
Post fap log

>>38188604
Not him
I don't know, but I feel it immediately, before I even stand up to clean, just for a few seconds normally, but I hear a voice say 'you are a bad person'. I was never shamed for it or anything, mom even said to me "masterbation is normal" growing up

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>>38188082
Cry because I'm wiping cum off myself instead of cuddling with a cute femboy after I've blasted a hot load up his boy butt.

"oh my fucking god what have I done" feeling

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>>38188082
>jack off
>cum
>close a bajillion tabs
>allow cum to gum up inside of urethra for a while
>flush out jizz-glob with a stream of piss
>admire piss with cummy white solids floating around in it
>keep peeing for far too long until I get out every last little spurt

I pull my pajama shorts back up and let the wet kinda drip into it. Its hot as hell, honestly.

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>>38188082
My dick stays hard as fuck until I've satisfied its appetite with 4 or 5 nuts, which can take anywhere from 1 to 3 hours, so obviously I'm pretty fucking exhausted after that session. So I'll just pull the prostate massager out of my asshole, collapse next to my doll, pic related, breathe heavily, and await my refractory period for round 2.
I don't bother cleaning her up between sessions, as her being covered/filled with my cum is an aphrodisiac to me.

>>38188735
>tfw I once spent close to 4 hours just to nut once
>tfw it usually takes me any where from 1 to 2 hours to nut.

Scoop up any that ended up on my stomach and eat it all off my hand. I hate doing it but I can't keep a cumrag.

>>38189188
This desu origami dess

>>38188537
I almost always feel a strong urge to listen to some music after pushing the nut button. Wondering since my fap debut why that is.

>>38188082
Normally close about 20 tabs.

>>38188082
Feel depressed

Originally, yours

>>38188082
masturbate again
repeat 8-10 times
continue browsing

>>38190252
>8-10 times
How do you preserve your vitality force?

>>38190347
By consuming globalist blood

>>38190543
Where do you find the time to do it that much?

>>38188882
n-no it's personal.
But I have been autistically logging every fap for 5 years

Read the news usually. I don't know why, after I finished my first desire is to read something.

>>38188082
>start up round 2-8(+)
>replace bedding with fresh batch

Lick up the cum, then go back to whatever I was doing before.

>>38188230
>>update fap log
I will start doing this, seems fun.
What do you log anon? I'm thinking about logging date, time, video name and orgasm intensity

>>38189314
>1-3 hours

Holy shit 5 nuts takes me like 7 minutes man

>>38188082
want to hug someone

Masturbate again usually.

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>>38188082
I enjoy the post-fap piss, of course.

One of the greatest pleasures of this world.

It feels so good. It's like you're peeing from your balls.

Just thinking about it makes me want to fap.

Roll to the side and sleep

4chan is DOWN. TESTING.

>>38191941
Certainly sIow.

>>38188082
crying and regret
also sandwich

>wipe hand on undies (backside)
>or kleenex if it's still sticky
>close porn games
>delete them if too depressed
>regret 5 minutes later
That's what I generally do but if I'm too horny I lick my hand/household object clean and go for a second round

>>38188082
Wait for the guilt and depression to come back.

>>38188082
Feel like shit

Originaru

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>>38188082
Think about life and become aware of my hopelessness once again after the brief distraction.

>>38188082
Get my big blanket and cuddle and molest it for about 15 minutes.

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Get hard and do it again

>>38188604
You've never masturbated to the thought of your best friend sat on your face, wanking you off and farting while he's talking about how pathetic you are

>>38191917
Kek

Orriiggiinnaall

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A few different things depending
>Close heartwarming trap doujin
>Open up cute wholesome Loli
Or
>Cry because the ending of the trap doujin I was reading was really sweet or sad
Then finally
>Hug pillow to sleep and pretend it's a qt (it's been Luka Urushibara and Meiling Li lately)

Yes I realize I sound like a bitch

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>>38192110
Pretty much this
originally

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>>38189314
Wouldn't the inside get pretty gross senpai?

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>>38188082
Feel disgusted about myself

Take a piss to flush out the cum in my dick and then I listen to music

close all my tabs and cry in shame

fuck you I'm not fapping again, 12 days now.

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>cum
>weird body-tick; my head cracks violently to the right
>immediate regret choice of nut material I'm a sick fuck
>uncut master race, just pinch the end of my very sensitive foreskin as I cum and now I have a neat little cum pouch and no mess
>walk to toilet, release foreskin
>wash hands. think about how fortunate I am never to have to clean cum of anything
>think about nofap
>masturbate again

that's usually how it goes

>>38188082
stare into distance.

>>38188082
i fall asleep or cry, sometimes both

I don't wipe, I just go take a piss and then shower.

>>38188082
Roll a joint usually.

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>wiping
is it really that rare to let that shit dry?
never smelled anything

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>>38189227
>Not finishing all of your porn before you stop jacking off

You're disgusting.

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>>38194753
Just do it once every other week or it could cause problems.

>Be me a year ago
>Get really depressed, can't even get hard while awake (still got phantom boners, but they went away fast after I woke)
>End up not jerking it for around six months
When I don't jerk it I turn into an emotional little bitch (even more so than I normally am) but when I do I'm more of a dick. Once every other week is a good inbetween
>Anyways, finally end up jerking it
>Most ejaculate I've ever had, it's really thick and has a yellow tint as apposed to the pearlie whites I've always had
>Prostate hurts really bad and is soar for the next day or so
So don't completely abstain, it isn't healthy.

>lick cum off floor
>say 'thank you master', pretending it was my fictional owner's cum
>go to bathroom and pee
>put chastity cage back on, put key into lock box
>spank self 40 times on each ass cheek

>>38194794
>>immediate regret choice of nut material I'm a sick fuck
This. Every fucking time.

I fap in the shower, so next on the list every time is wash my hair.

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>close browser
>turn off moniter
>hit the shower since it is hot ass balls and I worked up a sweat