Social Retardation

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>>38185872
>blonde + blue eyes
>7/10 facial features
>skinny pale
>/fa/ as fuck
>constantly get hit on by women
but
>the densest living thing know to man
>severe social anxiety
>low selft esteem
>borderline MDD
>spaghetti EVERYWHERE
>a real human bean
>MFW i could be chad if i managed to be just a little bit less retarded

>>38185872
yep you basically have described me; basically identical to you except i am 6'5". If you are trying to lose your virginity, assuming you still are a virgin, my advice is to drink before you talk to women. With the right combination of booze and my tall size I was able to overcome my social awkwardness and get laid. There is still hope for you. Literally you show up enough times and something will go your way eventually. How old are you?

>>38186176
I know the feel. It's like as though you want her but just don't know what to do. Once you get in a private you know what you should've done

>>38186203
I'm 22 and skinny as hell. Whenever I talk to women even when I drink, they just get creeped out for whatever reason. I just don't know what's wrong with me

>>38185872
I feel you
>Hung
>Fit
>Have money
>6-7/10 face
>good singer
but
>5'10''
>Horrible social anxiety from being bullied all through my childhood
>Receding hairline
>ginger
Girls will come talk to me at bars and such but I can never last more than five minutes in conversation before they leave. Brother and Dad are both chads, always ask me about girls and sex. It's like I should be chad, but I'm just not for some reason. It sucks, man.

>>38186243
you don't know the half of it
one time, back when i didn't go full neet, i was hanging out with my cousin and her friends
apparently one of her friends was really into me, and to my luck so was i into her
the problem is the whole pack decided to play truth or dare with the intent of daring me to kiss her (this was back when i was 18 full hormonal sperg mode)
i didn't even play, didn't realize that that's what they we're going for and thought "wow these guys, are we in 9th grade of something?"
i want to strangle my younger self

Aspd and you aren't charismatic? Epic self diagnosis

>>38185872
>7/10 face

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>38186371
I am diagnosed, but you don't seem to understand what it is like with a mix of social anxiety, depression and aspd. I used to be charismatic and now it moves the anti social to asocial. I can't keep the mask on forever, anon

>>38185872
You just described me. I should be a chad, but I have a demonic autistic energy that scares people away from me

>>38185872
>>38186176
>>38186203
>>38186275
>>38186326
>>38187307

Pls be my qt antisocial bfs

>>38186326
I feel that too, girls would hold me by my arms and wipe dog shit on me. Still have issues about touching and being touched.

>>38187369
Please suck your dad's revolver. And livestream.

Either way works Euphemism or no