How can I work towards being able to suck my own dick?

Do yoga you soon to be literal cocksucker

Step 1: Chop your dick off

Don't bother. Feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked

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>>38184226
Get a couple of your ribs removed.

>>38184287
I actually like the sensation of my penis head on my tongue tbqhwy. It's a completely unique texture and it lingers for some reason.

>>38184287
>implying that's a bad thing
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Lose weight. I used to be able to when I was skinnier.

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>>38184729
>I used to
end your self cuck

>>38184729
I'm already borderline underweight. I was just looking for ways to become more flexible.