ITT: times your lewdness surprises even you

>>38184106
Since you wished you were an attractive woman. 'Tis life n shit

>>38184157
But i'm quite curious as to what caused that even, whether it was the near absence of male role models (and peers) in my life or one of the ridiculous amount of ways a /pol/lack explains it.

>>38184273
It's likely the lack of experience that makes you desire.
There's some like science shit for that. Some stuff that people want becomes ultimately more interesting and desirable if it is out of their reach.

For example, I want to eat brownies. However I can't do now I really want to eat brownies. If I could just eat them whenever then they wouldn't be so cool of a concept.

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>>38184106

>be 17-year old me
>finally manage to go to gay friend's house when he is all alone
>we play some games, view some meems

>we are on his bed watching youtube on his laptop
>I try to get comfortable on his shitty brick-made bed
>end up too close to him
>embarassed.png
>notices that he doesn't seem to mind
>years of hentai prepared me for this

>Get closer to him, until I put my hand on his leg
>He laughs a little but doesnt stop me
>I can see that he is getting embaressed too
>those kawaii hentais were right, holy crap

>rush with the bless of a thousand senpais

>procced to make out with him
>laptop keeps on playing linking park next to us
>stuff happens

My autism inducted lewdness made me loss my virginity while listening to Pushing Me Away

>>38184725
Im masturbating to this with original technique

>>38184725
Fuck off gay underage shit
You are the reason this board sucks

>>38184106
>lewdness
>speaks like a redditor using shit like excalibur.mkv
>firmly believes his brainwashing spam has its place here

No Goldberg, you need to fuck off.

When I see a faggot fagposting with an anime girl picture I just don't read him. That way he just doesn't even exist.

>>38184106
Degenerate.

qjkxbm

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>>38184725
>Laptop playing Linkin Park while we kiss
It starts with....

>>38184865
>Degenerate.
>Posting on 4chan
>mfw and all that shit

Fisted my own ass and then licked the ass mucus and blood off of my hand, and then stuck my own cum up my gaping anus.

>>38184909
Shit nigga that's edgy

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>>38184725
I'm fapping to this hnnng
Cute teenage boys are the best

i was shopping for shorts and saw one of those insanely short shorts in pink

i wanted to buy them but i wasn't sure if they'd fit and i wasn't about to bring them up to a cashier anyway

oh well

>>38184921
That's fucking vanilla

>>38184820
Low quality bait to be honest

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>be underage fag
>2012ish
>gay and curious hanging out with gay and curious friend
>Alone at home

>Playing Modern Warfare 3, we lost survival thing
>Note: We've slowly been moving towards each other (we're on my bed)
>I get worried my parents or someone was coming home soon
>"We don't have much time"
>I grab his hand and kiss him
>Almost lose virginity but cock blocked by the sound of parents coming home upstairs

>>38186343
continuing cuz i bumped

In details
>Start touching and groping each other
>He grabs my butt
>Basically cum because horny teenager
>We start making out but not long until parents come home

I regret not going further or starting earlier. Wouldn't be a 22 year old virgin if I wasn't a pussy

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>>38186343
>>38186406
This is also extremely hot
Teenage boys are the best

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>>38186445
thanks anon...
q

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>>38186625
Posts like that are helping me even more. A cute reaction from a cute boy~

>>38184901
ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

>>38186740
>>38186625
>>38186445
>>38186406
when did everyone here become gay?!?

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>>38186740
you're making me embarrassed...

>>38186819
>he's straight

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>>38186902
Tire probably getting a little more than embarrassed right? Maybe even excited?

>>38186921
I meant you're, not tire. I don't know why my phone autocorrected that.

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>>38186921
N-no way anon...

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>>38186961
There's no need to be shy, every boy gets excited and masturbates! It's a little late, but if you're self conscious I might join you~

>>38184106

>be preteen boy in the 90s
>no internet, no webcam, only pillow and dad's spank mags and erotic books
>parents are out at local bar, get so horny
>so, so horny
>try to get my dog to fuck me
>he's been beaten retarded to the point he can't even get erect
>don't care, try to get him to stick his fat dick up my ass
>he can't, just shakes and shivers
>parents coming home suddenly, dog is atop of me, won't move
>start smacking the shit out of him while i'm ass up and on my back
>hops off of me since beating is the only thing he responds to anymore
>other time I suck his dick for hours, trying to get him up and off since this poor creature is literally almost braindead
>just suck suck suck stroke stroke stroke this doggydick, think i'm doing something wrong since he won't/can't become erect
>anytime parents are out I keep trying to get this retarded beast off since by this point he deserves it and i'm nothing if not determined at that age

>acquire internet in early 2000s
>be like 14/15
>fap and put stuff up my ass for men who offer to pay
>decline payment, since i'm just happy to get them and myself off

I wish I was born like twenty years later than I was, i'd be such a whore holy shit.

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>>38186997
No it's okay I can myself... wait no, I don't do that. It's way too lewd!

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>>38187025
Anon.
oiringininingal

>>38186997
erp somewhere else

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>>38187095
It's a thread dedicated to lewdness, there's no such thing as too lewd!
And alright then, I can give you some contact if you'd ever like a hand with that~

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>>38187117
join us

>>38187131
S-serious?!

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>>38187173
Serious serious! I'm really tired and about to sleep, would you rather email or discord?

>>38187131
not the dude but a lurker
i'd enjoy a hand tbhh
totallynotlewd#0547

>All these ((((robots))))
So where are all the virgin nolifes these days? did they all an hero without me?

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>>38187173
Way too tired, I'm just going to drop a throwaway email and hope you message me, anony!
[email protected]

>>38187273
Will try to add you if I remember!

>>38186819
Daily shills and the extremely vocal idiots who fell for it

Great, another thread of story sharing ruined by loud faggots flirting with one another. Post degenerate stories we can fap to or fuck off and chat somewhere else ffs

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At least you don't wanna get fucked by a dog.
Imagine how I feel.

>>38187560
I tongued my dogs anus once, and then a second time, and then a third... But at least I can say I have not done it a forth time nor plan to fall that low any time in the near future.

>>38187025
Original. Oh Canada...