>about to finish uni >have to get a job >just want to

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>>38182652
"Congratulations, Champ. Now it's time to take what you've learned -- and you did learn something useful, right? -- and put it to good use. I know of several places hiring around town, and I'll take you to each one of them so we can strike while the iron's hot."

"All you need to do is speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. That's all there is to it."

>>38183030
but dad the manager lives in a fortified tower 30 miles behind enemy lines and refuses to speak to outsiders

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>>38183065
"Son, excuses are for quitters -- and you'd hate to see what happens to quitters on the battlefield. Now it's to time to go dark and seize the initiative. It's simply a matter of going in there, disabling the AA guns and sentries, speaking with the manager, and giving him a firm handshake. Get to it."

>>38182652
Technocally you ain't a neet as you are in education

>>38183127
I was a NEET before this

>>38183245
Everyone was a neet at one point anon, thats just retarded

>>38183427
I do not understand the issue.
>finish school
>be a NEET for a bit
>go to uni, finish
>want to revert to NEETdom

Where will you be cucking?