That kid thread

>>38182168
>that autist from special ed that always fantasized about beating up a huge chad and now lives that out as an adult by pretending it happened om 4chan

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>that kid who walked up to the manager, looked him in the eye, gave him a firm handshake and got the job

>that kid who showed everyone a picture of his dick and thought he was Chad
>that kid who was fat during elementary school but ended up becoming a /fit/ Chad
>that kid who crashed his car into a parked bus because he was high and never got in trouble for it

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>that kid who started a fight and then pussied out of it and remembers it for the rest of his life as NEET

>tag at kid who would craft makeshift fishing poles with floss and paper clips and fish in the storm drains during recess.

>that kid who told everyone he jacks off to furry porn

>>38182168
>That kid who the teachers all clearly hated
>Those cool seniors you hung out with during freshman year
>That one lesbian who was perverted as fuck and slayed her girlfriend's pussy on the regs and would brag about it all the time
>That kid who joked about doing weird shit who turned out to actually be a schizoid
>That Kid from gym who made a lot of gay jokes in the locker room who actually turned out to be gay
>That kid who killed himself and then a stacy tried to use his death to make herself look good
>That one gay kid who was super liberal and always had something to say about politics or something
>That one kid who was super conservative and tried to make libshits cry
>That one cute girl who knew you were depressed and would always ask you "how are you feeling?" from time to time in that one special voice
>Those kids who were friends because they happened to speak the same foreign language and would exclusively talk it when in the presence of each other
>That African kid with the really long full name that people made fun of sometimes
>That kid who was super fit and a beast at wrestling and probably crazy but no one asked because they were scared
>That one kid who acted like a flaming homosexual but swore he wasn't gay
>That kid who signed dicks in everyone's yearbooks
>That kid who would say creepy shit to people as they pissed or shat in the bathroom
>That jive black kid who loved anime
>That kid who was an asshole all the time and got away with it

>>38182168
>those two exchange students from Russia
>one was a fat guy named Vlad who people would circle around and make fun of
>he would attack them but would be too slow so the circle would form again

>that annoying reddit sperg who would talk to himself while the teacher was talking
>that stoner who would sleep on the floor and nobody cared
>that special ed kid that wouldn't shut up but everyone pretended to like because your not supposed to make fun of tards so they let him crowd surf at prom
>that chad who constantly passed deadly protein farts in gym class
>that neckbeard in weightlifting class who would wear loose shorts and hover over your face during bench and ask "need a spotter?"

>that one really chill, friendly senior kid that one day stopped showing up
>week passes
>find out he raped and murdered an 8th grader
>tried as an adult because 18
>death sentence

>>38182168
>That kid who didn't reply to every post in this thread and his waifu got deflowered by Chad because of it

>that kid that ate in the bathroom because he was socially inept. Usually had some brony shit or a minecraft shirt on

>>38184514
>waifuing a real person
>not your dog
? ? ?? ??? ?????

>that kid that spouted 4 month old memes and everyone else thought it was funny as shit

>>38182168
>that kid who wore the same hoodie for a whole year every day
>that kid who would doze off while sitting and look retarded when he catches himself from falling asleep in class

>that kid who lied and said he had family on the inside of literally ANY corporation or group including the CIA and shadowgovornment
>that same kid who said he knew cheat codes to video games no one else knew
>that one gullible kid who listened too him and became his friend only to find out he was a liar and did not have any videogame secrets

i was that dumb gullible kid.

>>38184758
Is it bad that you perfectly described me in school?

>>38182969
>that kid who downloads the same image twice

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>that kid who would drop his underwear to his ankles while peeing at the urinal
>tfw even back then you thought he had a cute butt.

>that kid who got caught having sex in the closet
>that kid who axe bombed that same closet 3 times
>that kid who locked himself in again that same closet until and refused to come out for an hour and a half
>the kid who tried to steal as much electronics as he could from again the same exact closet but he got caught and cried
My school had a very interesting closet apparently

>>38188159
>locked himself in
>refused to come out

Was his name Tom Cruise?

>>38188206
Does he slide over cars while he shoots?

>>38183230

There were actual fish in the storm drain?

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>>38183509
>That kid who was an asshole all the time and got away with it

This was me Junior year of high school. To other people it looked like I was deliberately being an asshole. (which most of the time I was)

In reality I was just super insecure and I think most people saw that. Some of the things I've said would have probably gotten my ass beat at a different school, but nobody at my school had the balls to do it. I had some people just outright hate me for even speaking in class regardless of context.

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>>38182168
>that kid who was bullied by everybody even the special needs kids and his only true friend was the librarian

tfw i was that kid

>>38188376
No I don't remember him ever catching anything. He was pretty retarded.

>>38183509
>Those cool seniors you hung out with during freshman year

Brings me way back, years later I met him when he was on his way to Uni or whatever and he gave me some great advice.

>>38184154
That's originaly hot

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>that kid you barely knew but he was your shitty rock band's drummer and was really chill
>after high school strangles his baby child and girlfriend in double homicide