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I have a decision to make

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As we all know, if you don't have sex at 18 or younger then you're never going to be a normie and you'll probably die alone or have to harness the dark energy to gain endless power or something.

Next week it's my 19th birthday so I'm running out of time to carry out the ritual and become a normie. There's a technically legal brothel nearby where I can pay like 80 quid to fuck a bunch of whores.

Should I do it?
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No just kys and save the trouble
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You're a fucking retard mate.
You think paying a whore to take your virginity will change anything? You think you will somehow become confident despite you knowing she's only fucking you because you paid her?

The confidence boost you get from fucking a girl comes from the fact that a girl wanted to sleep with you without having to pay for it. If you want to fuck a whore then be my guest, but don't think it's gonna change shit.
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>>38181674
go for your life, anon
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>>38181674
>Should I do it?
No.

You'll still be socially incompetent and unconfident.

Also once you fuck a girl, you're going to want to do it again, but you won't be able to without paying.
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>>38181727

Nice try but I'm not falling for that and being stuck an autist forever like you
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>>38181915
Except the fact you're actually considering paying a prossie to lose your virginity means you're an autist.

You will never become a proper normie losing your virginity that way. A failed normie maybe but a normie no.
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>>38181915
idiot, you need to seduce a girl and then fuck her to gain confidence
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>>38181986
JFK lost his virginity at a brothel because he couldn't get a gf.
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>wanting to be a normie
Disgusting
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>>38181674
if youre already 18 turning 19 youve already graduated highschool
and the point of "ha ha! get laid bruh" is nothing to do with the act of sex, but the commitment of social engagement to the point of having sex
its literal cult like mentality towards society, if you havent had sex by time of graduating youve already missed the boat. most likely if you havent had sex by the 2nd years of highschool youre definitely not a normie
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Yo nigga I lost mine at 28 and I'm still with the girl, stop freaking out like a literal child, it's not that important.
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>>38181986

Look old man just because you failed to complete the ritual in time doesn't mean I have to be held down with you
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>>38182173

>The ritual

This is not a ritual you dumb teenaged baby.
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>>38182173
If you're autistic and abnormal now (which you quite clearly are), you paying a literal whore to put your dick inside her will not change anything.

Do it if you want, but you will only be a failed normie. Normal people do not pay whores to lose their virginity.
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>>38182220
>>38182257

I'm not falling for it, you just want to trick me into staying as one of you
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>>38181674
It will never be this easy for you again. I'm going to give you solid advice. Get two good looking whores and make your first time a threesome.
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>>38182331

Yes, exactly.

Wow originallanigiro
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>>38182331
you should do it OP, it will make you realize sex isn't that big of a deal. However, it won't cure your autism or really affect your confidence, so you'll still have to work towards not coming off as a virgin
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>>38182331
what kind of logic is this, nobody wants you as one of them
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>>38181674
>As we all know, if you don't have sex at 18 or younger then you're never going to be a normie and you'll probably die alone
do people still believe this? Wow I thought people this autistic would've gone to wizchan by now
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Chris Chan lost his virginity by paying a whore.
Join that club if you want, you'll still have autism.
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Hahaha holy shit OP
If that's your attitude go ahead and complete your 'ritual'
The people on this were just trying to help you save 80 quid and actually have a decent first time with a girl and not some dry empty sex and end with you paying a prostitute after 5 mins.
But go ahead man I'm sure all your normie 'friends' will love the story of how you lost your virginity to a prostitute
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>>38182475

lol @ someone trying to justify the fact that they lost it at 35 to a fat woman instead of a 20 year old eastern european model
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>>38181986
This.

You'll just become a Failure of Infinity like the rest of them.
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>>38182529

>when someone posts a reply but the number of unique posters doesn't increase
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so you pay to get fucked by a whore.... then what?
you will still be the same faggot you were before, except 80 quid less
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>>38182554

Then I sacrifice a calf under the light of the full moon and the ritual is complete and I become normal.
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>>38182554

There's a full moon coming up just in time in the next few days
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>>38182331
Not trying to trick you, just trying to be logical.

Sure you can pay a whore to lose your virginity but it won't automatically make you normal. It's not like friends and a gf are going to magically materialize out of thin air in the room after you spunk.
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>>38182503
if you really think spending money to fuck a whore is going to turn you into a normie then go ahead and do it. But you'll still be autistic.
t. a 19-year-old virgin who's not insecure about it and doesn't constantly winge about it on the internet.
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>>38182591

lol someone is jelly they didn't have a calf and the light of a full moon to complete the ritual
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>>38182602
MOM THEY FIGURED ME OUT
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>>38181674
ABSOLUTELY PLEASE ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
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>>38182173
>>>r/forever_alone
Very original.
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if it dispels the sex fantasy that most virgin autists have on this board, then go ahead. but honestly its not like its some visible mark of virginity on your forehead, its all in your head so if you feel like you're forcing yourself theres no reason to throw your money away.
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>>38182752
and no, im not a virgin. i actually lost my virginity at 14 because i was fixated on it like you since i was fat as shit and thought id be a virgin forever. fast forward 10 years, and i only have sex with my gf and other girls along with my gf. sex without intimacy is like jerking off
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>>38181674

yes absolutely, do it. your youthful looks will degrade over time which means the quality of whore will go down as well.
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>>38181727
I lost my virginity to a hooker, and I'm glad I did it. It didn't really take away any of my issues, but it gave me one less thing to worry about.

My problem was never my looks or personality. I had lots of opportunities to get girls but I always chickened out. For me, it was never that I felt undesirable. It was just that I was too chickenshit to pull the trigger. So validation wasn't what I was looking for by fucking a hooker. I was just trying to get some experience under my belt.
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>>38181674
Yeah just do it if you actually want to, you'll realise it's nothing to fuss about.
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>>38181674
is this an amateur pic?

I mean, I know normies have a lot of sex in college, but do orgies like this actually happen? I thought dorm room orgies just happen in porn.
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>>38181674
Paying for sex doesn't qualify you as a normie

A girl wanting to have sex with you because they're attracted to you makes you a normie
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