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dirty royal feets

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Milk Cat 112

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>>38177763
cute boy feets

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>I want to take the summer off between 6th form and uni,

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Any other anons with a HGV licence here?

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>>38177777
hu got kwints????????

>>38177763
Wtf actually is this picture

>>38177763
>ywn suck kate middleton's lovely tits

>>38177788
Iktf ebinlad. They'll never be true losers like us haha

>>38177788
don't be jealous ebin, he's younger than you and still has more life experience

>>38177763
That bathtub has like no water in it, what the fuck

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>>38177820
It's a photoshoot, don't want water splashing everywhere

>>38177775
Are you wearing a skirt?

I mean, I'm not sure with those hairy legs, but nevertheless.

>>38177790
>tfw only B and B1 on mine

I like to fantasise about being normal weight

>>38177818
Its more that they make a greentext looking for sympathy then you find out they're 18 between sixth form and uni

>>38177818
I offered to have sex with him to give him experience. Turned me down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5NvIWwPBRw

Feelin better, keep on movin' on

>>38177763
>>38177833
William always reminded me of Alan Partridge for some reason and every time I see him I can't get the image out of my head and it makes me laugh.

not going to blackpool for a few weeks after all
might get a second wristband for my bro
make it a bonding experience

>>38177746
Have to disagree there anon, the fact they didn't have it growing up or the level of modern dependence is an unrelated point. Any parent, with any measurable amount of foresight or parental ability, should be able to deduce that enabling isolation in their children would lead to a deficiency in their functioning as adults.

>>38177908
>enabling isolation in their children would lead to a deficiency in their functioning as adults
My Mummy dearest has munchausen by proxy and didn't let me leave the house even for school for 2 years.

>>38177908
well, even if they recognised it, i'm not sure they could have done much about it

you can't really force anti-social people to become social by throwing them into social situations

>>38177900
I work in Blackpool as an arcade attendant at Pleasure Beach.

>>38177806
look alikes doing a pr stunt. you can tell by the way they, don't really look like them

>>38177988
sounds grim as fuck lad, are the blackpool visitors as bad as I imagine?

hate arcades, too loud desu

>parents found the bad dragon dildo

>>38178087
which one lad? quite interested to know desu

>>38177964
I 100% agree with you here, my point is that when they act surprised at the end result, as if there was no way they could have saw it coming, is one of the few things that still annoys me.

>>38178016
>Yo yeah light the bifta

>>38177959
I know this is generic, but I am sorry you had to go through that.

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I think i am leggit autistic lads.
>Never had friends
>When i was a child, i would rather play alone then play with other kids
>I refused to enter classes when i was a kid, so the teachers gave me a chair and i would sit outside like that for 3 months
>I listen to the same music for a month
>I like my routine.
>When my routine is disturbed, i feel uncomfortable
>I go on weeks and weeks without talking to my relatives
>I have a hard difficulty to bond with people

I thought autism was just a jew thing. Fuck.

Starting the book Mans search for meaning lads. I'll let you know if there's anything valuable in there when I'm done in 5 hours or so

>>38177908
>tfw your mother is still expecting you to just pull you're shit together when you're a 25 year old manbaby with no life experience, no friends, no job, no skills, no anything
Maybe it's a good thing she still has hope. It'll be less cruel if she dies thinking I might still make it.

>>38177882
Send that idea to Steeve Coogan. Would be a laugh 2bh.

LADS
I need some advice with this situation
>buy hard drive on eBay 2 weeks ago
>4 days go by and I contact the seller
>he says royal mail sent it back due to weight restrictions
>says he's gunna send again
>four days later no hd
>tells me he just sent it says its arrive tommorow
>2 days go by and nothing
>just now received a text from his mother
>says SHE posted it to the wrong address
>told me she's going to post it to me when she gets it back
Now I'm kinda annoyed, personally I wanna ask for a small refund of a tenner to sate my anger but I also feel like a dick for doing so because this is clearly a kid I'm dealing with, what do?

Doxxanon here, tempted to go on a nightwalk of my own, and see if anyone else can doxx me

Where is my original gf?

>>38178153
Well that was a fucking boring read and a half lad

>>38178222
Who needs a gf when you have repeating digits?

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>>38178239
NO THE DIGITS DON"T MATTER ANYMORE I JUST DON"T WANT TO BE ALONE FUCK

>>38178233
Don't be a dick to greentexters lad, they make britfeel go round

>>38178016
To clarify, I work as an attendant in a fairly large amusement arcade inside the theme park. It's my job to give out change, tokens and to generally look after the place alongside a few co-workers. I work from 10-6 Monday to Friday and the occasional 12-8 on a weekend.

How bad the park visitors are depends on what type of visitor they are. Most people who go to the arcades are children with their family and they rarely cause much trouble. The worst you'll get is some brat who thinks he is entitled to a prize because he dumped a whole load of cash into a machine and thinks that's worth a large stuffed animal. It's all minions these days and every kid wants one.

The worst people are the stag/hen parties. They are the ones who are rowdy and get the most pissed off when they lose at the games. They also tend to leave a lot of litter. We once caught a couple fucking inside one of these lightgun games with its own enclosed seating area and when we forced them out they left used condoms.

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>>38178233
Just like my life

Oriiii

hope my body is healed enough to go back the boxing gym tomorrow.

>>38178095
can remember the name, it's the actual dragon one with the cum pipe in it

>>38178286
I think there are multiple dragon ones m8, calling bs on your story

Pretty sure there's a gangbang going on next door

>>38178269
Sorry lad, been a stresshead all day due to work.

>>38178153
Sorry mate, hope things start looking up

>>38178175
>implying that isn't him pretending to be his own mother to drag out the fact he's scamming you

>>38178153
>I refused to enter classes when i was a kid, so the teachers gave me a chair and i would sit outside like that for 3 months
What the fuck, so you just sat outside on a chair?

I cannot fall asleep what do i do

>>38178286
what did your parents do when they found it?

>>38178316
I missed a call from that number, I assume its legit. I might ring it tomorrow, maybe even forget the whole thing in exchange for time stamped photos of his mums tits

>Mr Patel's News and Off Licence in the OP
>Patel

Whatever happened to Mr Paki's? How late am I on noticing this?

>job centre advisor got pissed today when I wasn't taking warehouse jobs a few towns over
>can commute to them with on the bus but the shifts are in the middle of the night when their is no public transport
>"can't you drive to the job anon?"
>tell job advisor I can't drive
>advisor tries to hide his smirk
"most people you're age can drive by now"

I'm 25 and haven't even got a provisional.

>be me
>dad wakes me up at 2 in morning and says we need milk
>im confused to heck and say no but he says yes son you will get milk now
>I say fine and put dressing gown on and walk down road to garage
>knock on window and ask for milk
>they can't hear me
>I shout MILK NOW
>they empty cash register and stuff it underneath in pockets
>i walk home with around 2 thousand pound
>police knockondoor say "you're nicked"
>dad is shaking his head at me from the stairs with glass of water and Oreo

I'm in jail now lads. They told me I have one phone call so im posting this here.

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I'll fake it through the day
With some help from Johnnie Walker red
Send the poison rain down the drain
To put bad thoughts in my head
Two tickets torn in half
And a lot of nothing to do
Do you miss me, Miss Misery
Like you say you do?

A man in the park
Read the lines in my hand
Told me I'm strong
Hardly ever wrong I said man you mean

You had plans for both of us
That involved a trip out of town
To a place I've seen in a magazine
That you left lying around
I don't have you with me but
I keep a good attitude
Do you miss me, Miss Misery
Like you say you do?

I know you'd rather see me gone
Than to see me the way that I am
But I am in the life anyway

Next door, TV's flashing
Blue frames on the wall
It's a comedy of errors, you see
It's about taking a fall
To vanish into oblivion
Is easy to do
And I try to be but you know me
I come back when you want me to
Do you miss me, Miss Misery
Like you say you do?

>>38178357
Should've told the dumb bitch you never had enough money to afford lessons or a car. Also more and more people aren't driving nowadays anyway

>>38178381
But did you get the milk?

>>38178357
i want to learn but there is really no need unless you have incentive. only places i go that are a bit far is my uni and my city centre and they i can get to either of them in 15-20 mins on the train.

>>38178391
IM IN LOVE WITH THE WOOORRLD
THROUGH THE EYYYEES OF A GIRRL
THAT'S DTILL AROYND THE MOTRNING AFFTEEER

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>>38177730
Night time Cilla

>>38178381
love this meme tbqh.

quality post

I've been buying reduced 6 pints of whole milk from the co-op for about fifty pence, drinking it all in one sitting and use in the empty bottle as a piss jug. I now have about 36 pints of piss under my beg and I'm not sure how to get rid of it.

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>>38178322
Yeah.
I would sit for 8 hours outside, looking at the sky and the passers-by.

>>38178356
Paki was found to be too culturally inappropriate so the change was made, britfeel is a diverse place and we want our op image to reflect that

Should I fap to body swap or transformation porn?

>>38178356
got changed fucking months ago lad

pay attention

>>38178510
Join me on my nofap adventure instead

>>38178510
neither, fap to amateur lesbian porn like i do. its the best

Went on reddit today for the first time lads. Noticed something, this is their website title:
>reddit: the front page of the internet
That really grinded my almonds. Absolute bellends tbqhwyl

>>38177730
>cummy church trousers? Then 'cum' on down!

Kek

>>38178548
good choice. i always get rock hard thinking about girls experimenting with other girls. i seem to attractive bi girls so hopefully one day i can get a threesome

>>38177730

So much lore in 1 image

>>38178525
does wet dream count as breaking nofap?

I'm on day 3 or 4 I believe (not exactly voluntarily)

>>38178616
Who did u dream about?
was it me? :3c

>>38178491
>culturally inappropriate

I've been here too long, britfeel has changed. We've gone from mostly UKIP to 50% gay labour voters.

>inb4 'britfeel was never mostly UKIP'
go back far enough and you'll see, i'm talking day 1 britfeel

>>38178616
I'm also on day 3, and I'm so horny, I could bum you into a coma lad.

>>38178645
>tfw you lived long enough to see britfeel get THOUGHT POLICED

Who here only happy when they're suffering?

>>38178642
It wasn't really anyone, was just grinding some anonymous creature on my bed I think, its very vague

>>38178659
I'm not horny at all desu

>>38178645
don't worry lad me and tilde will sort out the labour voters

>>38178645
I was fucking with you lad, I think the Indian tranny changed it. Change it back if you like.

>>38178700
Didn't you vote for labour?

>>38178719
yeah but it didn't matter, I only went for the sake of going and live in a tory stronghold. I was going to spoil my ballot but the people who handed my card were nice and old and I got guilty and paniced so I just ticked labour and walked out quickly.

i don't support any of the parties desu, politics isn't worth discussing - i'm too uneducated to form decent opinions and majority of people bickering about it are A level politics students or equally clueless people

Evening lads bit of a spicy story to tell you all.
>sleeping having a naughty dream
>wake up and feel my hand on my cock
>realise my hand is lower than my cock
>realise its nearer my ass
>realise I'm not holding my dick
>realise I'm tugging on my prolapsed rectum
Bit awkward

>>38178680
Still can't believe we're at the point where memeing presidents and women scrambling to regulate sex robots are consistent top news stories. Everything past 2008 doesn't even feel real.

>>38178715
Poe's law strikes again

>>38178700
Cheers lad, you're alright.

>>38178781
well at least you admit that you're uneducated. most people pretend they understand politics or they say all parties are the same

>>38178789
hate it when that happens haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gvsAB9upc
>tfw late night /britfeel/ will never be comfy Simpsonsposting again

>>38178789
Each post like this takes me one step closer to converting to Islam.

you know what i find funny? fascists that hate islam. there was a reason napoleon and hitler favouried Islam over Christianity.

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Stuck in east devon. Went for a walk. Was nice desu
But I will always be stuck in east devon

>>38178952
forever STUCC

>>38178356
it changed hands to a new op image guy and he didn't want to get vanned.

>>38178356
>How late am I on noticing this?

October 2016.

Just woke up lads AMA

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>>38178869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axHoy0hnQy8
Reminds me a bit of wagiepoley

>>38178700
>on't worry lad me and tilde will sort out the labour voters

Can I join your crusade? I literally introduced members of the European Parliament to /pol/

>>38179059
What time did you wake up?

Original herbs and spices

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got some nice asmr on lads and ready to get cozy

>>38178690
I've noticed a self destructive attitude in myself

recently I raped my brain with a very high dose of lsd
nearly cost me my job and my home, but I still enjoyed myself

>ctrl+F (you)
>No matches.

disappointed desu boys

>>38179051
>>38179027
>There are women that have started and finished pregnancy in the time it took me to notice

might give late night britfeel a miss tonight, don't feel worthy enough to be there after this

I seriously think Ebin has potential to oust BritNormie as the king of britfeel, and it would be magical

>A normie from day one who acts superior to everyone else

vs

>A robot who is clawing his way up from the bottom on a crusade of self-improvement

>>38179165
take this (You), get yourself a coffee and safe place to sleep tight lad.
you better not spend it or spice

>>38179165
>ctrl+F (You)
>12 matches (excluding yours)
>107 posts

10% of britfeel has been about me, I am the real king

>>38179170
ebin is quite similar to britnormie in that he does feel superior to every one else, the difference between him and britnormie is that ebin then pretends he isnt by just going on about how much he dislikes himself and is worthless despiteacting superior

>>38179135
alrite ceiran lad

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>Playing videogames to relax
>router overheats
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38179122
About quarter to 12 lad

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I've been away for the last two days, what did I miss?


also blog post ahead pls ignore
radiohead was really good tbqh, the set list was almost perfect. somehow the crowd figured out how to mosh to it too, which was a interesting. Thom started playing a couple of chords when people started chanting 'oooh Jeremy Corbyn' but didn't commit to a full rendition. Had a really odd dream too, but I'm not sure I can put it into words.

>>38179170
He's not really improving. When he goes on his mad rants it shows he's not really moved on. If he went back to school or even showered regularly he would be getting better.

cilla is still a fucking thing then

>>38179237
if ebin manages to become a normie, he will soon change his views or he will be ostracized by society and his peers/friends. ebin thinks that normies act a certain way because they are tricking themselves when its really to conform because they are aware of the potentiality to be shunned.

>>38179326
go to bed poley
take out a restraining order Ebin

>at t' shop
>see the most beautiful, perfect women i've ever seen including online
>not normie enough for a mobile so I couldn't even get a cheeky piccy

I'll never see her again. How do I get over this? It's put me in a shit mood all week and shows no signs of abating.

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>>38179170
I am the britfeel king
Stuck in East Devon

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>>38179321
And don't you forget it, chuck

>>38179104
yeah sure lad, all are welcome. You must bring your own uniform though

>>38179170
only if I somehow make it

>>38179237
I have zero self-esteem though, I don't feel superior but I feel higher than people with no self-awareness as to what they are or what they are doing

>>38179326
I don't plan on assimilating that way, just getting a job and moving out. and regaining passion in something instead of sitting on my pc doing nothing all the day Anything else is in the air

>>38179170
>Ebin takes out britnormie
>Tilde takes out poleaboo

Are they /ourlads/?

Dole coming up and ive hardly done anything. What's a good lie. My advisor is pretty chill but I reckon he's about to start thinking I'm taking the piss.
And i am. But I fucking hate the online job search shit

>>38179373
>Anything else is in the air

Like the musky scent of a man's cock and arsehole

Ebin has a lot in common with Morrissey. They basically have the same personality

>>38179395
I was going to say they are our champions but I'm not really about this labour bashing tbwh.

>>38179373
>person who's only contact with people is through the internet
>believes they have self awareness

You really have lost it mate.

>>38179431
OHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOO JEREMY CORBYNNNNNN!

>>38179430
>ignorant cunt who pretends to have problems
Don't be mean to ebin. He does have issues at least

>>38179395
Len is forever /mylad/.

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What about this as a provisional flag of Ebin?

>>38179395
ebin is our lad

tilde is our girl

>>38179430
I think hes a pseud though, edgy for attention I believe. In theory maybe, but hes more like some tumblr fake-depressive

>>38179464
take your poundshop tilde elsewhere lad
>>38179469
i'd like to see ebina popping up at the bottom of the flag tbwh, looks good though

>>38179481
I don't know about pseud. Morrissey is a dickhead a lot of the time but he's always seemed quite genuine

>>38179464
Len has unironically given me lots of good advice that basically boils down to stop worrying.

why did you get a trip ebin?

>>38179528

He is our monarch now

>>38179535
katrina should give us a queen's speech

>>38179373
>I don't plan on assimilating that way, just getting a job and moving out.

but pretty much everything involves some form of a relationship and talking to people, and perhaps eventually getting to know them. if you ignore people and just sit there, you're either going to look like a snob or autist. you're going to have to assimilate into society to some extent.

you will eventually want friends. you obviously want some form of interaction with people or you would not be here. humans need to socialize because it reinforces our identity.

>>38179526
>lmao just stop worrying bro

okay thanks

>>38179526
Len seriously saved me thousands of pounds.

t. long forgotten minor namefag

>>38179563
Vaguely, what did he do?

United Kingdom of Britfeel

>Monarch
Ebin

>Capital
Filey, North Yorkshire

>National Anthem
God save our Ebin

>Currency
Bong

anymore?

what other recognisable posters can we make trip, lads?

>>38179552
This is true but I hate that it has to be this way. If people want to be hermits they should be allowed to.

>>38179563
Are you gamble anon? He mentioned you the other day in steam, he hoped you were okay

>Keep buying stuff from the Tesco bakery and picking the cheapest item on the self service to get 70p off

Who else here cheeky?

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>>38179563

How's life gamble anon

>>38179147
how high is very high and what happened

>>38179528
I don't know, I experimented with it yesterday and the thread turned pretty entertaining.

I didn't like people thinking posts were mine when they weren't, there was always a bunch of posts quoting people saying "alright ebin calm down" or something. I think thats offensive to the anon who posted it and ruins the thread even more

at least people can filter me like this. I was hesitant to tripping but for some reason there was a lot of attention recently, maybe its an elaborate gang stalking effort or something.

>>38179552
I don't know about any of that lad, I don't talk to anyone as it currently stands or I just mumble "thanks" or "sorry" now and again. I could get some job like night security or something

>>38179594

Shipanon here, I once did a poll to see if people would support/oppose it, the result was about 85% against so I didn't trip

>>38179395
What happened to pakiboo?
Haven't visited r9k for awhile.

Did they finally arrest him?

Please fucking tell me this guy meant 'epic' and not 'ebin', unless I'm somehow now getting doxxed through completely anonymous posts made on another board >>>/b/737962233

I'm on verge of going broke and decided to start doing Uber eats can I at least earn some money to cover some of my expenses. Gonna use an old bike and planning to upgrade to city bike. Has anyone any experience

Need a stinky willied BF x

What you listening to at the moment m80s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-4_2NMGfxg

>>38179593
HDI: low

>>38179552
You are right but there's no point arguing with ebin. He's a mong and in years from now he'll still be living with his parents as a NEET. If he was going to improve his life he would have made changes already.

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>>38179633
>using /b/

shan't be doing that lad. Ebin is a regularly used word but thats not how my nickname arose

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>>38179633
Are you that much of a newfag that you've never read "ebin" before outside of the context of someone that has mouldy walls?

>>38179617
I suppose it does ruin a bit of the fun of claiming posts to be from specific people, like the tilde racism meme etc. it's one of the few good reasons to have a trip though

>dad wants to give the dog pate on toast
ffs, you're not be kind to it by giving it rich food that it wont be able to digest well

>>38179666
I have, but all this doxxing shit has made me paranoid

>>38179603
>use bags at self-service machine
>press "0 bags" at the end
i'm pretty sure they see me do it sometimes too, they just don't give a fuck

>>38179633
I know where you are at all times.

>>38179617
I like to imagine we'll all just eventually end up working night security and posting here until we die.

>>38177730
Daily remainder that even Germany has a higher GDP than you

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>>38179633
absolutely howling at this lad

>>38179633
people just don't actually realise the character he avatarfags as is called ebina, it started off the same as azulad and junlad with ebinalad but somewhere people started to use ebinlad instead and now eventually it's ebin

>>38179654
this tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSA0l5VtD7Q

>>38179706
plz take us over I hate this shithole hitler 2020

>>38179690
Probably building a case against you

NEED a stinky bummed bf x

>>38179689
I feel bad now
Ceiran you weren't doxxed, you have a distinct posting style and I connected the dots, no data was scrubbed from your images

>>38179617
>I don't talk to anyone as it currently stands or I just mumble "thanks" or "sorry" now and again

this is because you suffer from society anxiety and you use the internet to supplement your lack of a social life. one of the reasons your life is so fucked up is because you're not part of society and therefore have no societal identity.

the reason people create trips here is because they dont have a social life and they use 4chan to supplement their lack of a social life

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What about this for a flag of /britfeel/?

>>38179772
>inb4 you get called a normie

I want to kill myself lads. A robot who I was talking with made a mistake and talked to me in discord instead his server of buddies. He said - watching anime with gf reeee- and then deleted it and pretended that it didn't happen. It breaks my heart. Yesterday I called him and he cried when I asked what was wrong and told me that he couldn't tell me.
I was only being used for emotional relief when he was mad with his gf.

>he doesn't alter his spacing, capitalisation, sentence structure and writing style each time he posts to avoid the dox fox

>>38179654
real NIGGA shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqkLjGS1IXE

>>38179602
>>38179605
>haven't directly posted as gambleanon for about 9 months (I think)
>recognised by 2 different anons within 2 minutes

good vibes

>>38179602
Tell him I live and I still have the pics he made for me.

>>38179605
Alright - built my reserve back up and then some but I still slip up - you been sticking to your limits?

>>38179789
I do like it anon. Not sure about the colours, but if we used job centre green it would look a bit like those kekistani redditors

>>38179799
What the fuck are you even going on about lad

>>38179772
This isn't normie talk, it's just an insightful opinion. Anyone who disagrees is a spaz.

>>38179809
i do this as well as vary my usage of american and british english so that i can pretend to be different posters in the same thread

Ceiran did you move into a houseshare recently?

>>38179847
American for ebin, British for everyone else

>>38179834
>you been sticking to your limits?

Yeah, and had a fairly nice win in April so I'm up for the year, only 120 profit for 2017 but better than nothing.

I usually go on my birthday which is monday, but I don't really have the spare cash for it this year. Glad to hear you're well

>>38179809
>Not keeping several distinct but identifiable posting styles to bait out a false doxxing

>>38179851

No he didn't, I have his location and he's still living with family

>>38179772
>they dont have a social life

could have told you this myself, I haven't talked to anyone out of my close family for years. I didn't really talk in school either. I can't just randomly start talking to everyone, I never have been able to communicate properly in my whole life really. I don't know if its social anxiety or not. I cringe and get incredibly uncomfortable when even standing next to my mum while she does small talk or overhearing other people talking, I don't think i'll ever be able to do it, I don't understand small talk or why people do it is just ridiculous and everyone agrees with that

>>38179798
I'm not in an angry mood for that desu

>>38179886
I think I've been outplayed lads

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Anyone watching David Attenborough's Fabulous Frogs on BBC4 right now? Top comfy, plus you know, memes.

>>38179769
>you have a distinct posting style
Shid, I do? You're very perceptive. I guess that means you know all my characters too. You're so perceptive in fact that you had me wondering if you were somehow tracking my posts through my IP or something.

>no data was scrubbed from your images
Still, you were able to doxx my location just from pure deduction, that's pretty impressive/scary

fuckin ell lads, a loud as fuck jet just flew over my house, i think it's all kicking off

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>or as you'd call them, "koobs", you dyslexic fuck!

I fuckin hate niggers

>>38179899
The reason I ask is because I was in a houseshare and a very very awkward lad called Kieran (unsure of spelling) moved in just after being discharged from the psych ward. He seemed to be the type to post here.

SMELLY POO BUM BUM HAHALADS

>>38179901

If you bought your own tin of paint and paintbrush, would your parents let you paint the wall yourself?

>>38179901
>I cringe and get incredibly uncomfortable when even standing next to my mum while she does small talk
I had lots of second hand social anxiety yesterday. Is that even the word for it? Even when there is an awkward scene when I am watching something I have to pause it for a bit or shield my eyes

>>38179936
how was an original post on /r/9gag

stinky todgers and pissy willies for tea, yum yum yum all for me

No one else hates niggers as much as i do

Should I play FF9 or Rune Factory 4 lads

>>38179944
probably not but who knows, I don't think painting would do much, I don't want to disturb it

>>38179948
I have no idea, I haven't really looked into meme anxiety since apparently everyone has it. I signed up to a social anxiety forum in like 2010 and the normie shit I saw turned me off for life. I feel ill when my mum starts small talking while in a shop buying something though.

>>38179936
>>38179994
Thought I told you about this tilde

willy bum bum wee pokey wee bum

Ahhhhhhh I tried to grab the cheese from the mouse trap but I got my hand stuck. Help lads I'm under the fridge

>>38180003
Play FFIX but you've got to get Excalibur II and all summons

>>38180003
Fucking gone and left my name on again haven't a

>/hr/ mods finally took pity on me and made it so that my thread doesn't bump anymore
feels weird man

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>>38179908
i hate it when people make images and don't get rid of the white background

VERY uncomfy for a supposedly "comfy" image

>>38179875
Honesty really glad you've stuck to the limits. Limits to me end up being a bit like a New Years Resolution - they never stick. In time I've realised i'll never shake the urge to place massive bets so it's just about managing limits and sticking to them now.

Might put a little bet on for your birthday, though.

>>38180010
Tilde said he was going to "have a word with you" about you shit talking him earlier.

What has he said to you in private, Ebin?

>>38180058
he also labeled it as pepe. honestly the state of this thread...

Ebin, how often do you leave Filey and go to Scarborough or Bridlington?

Or do you literally never leave your tiny seaside town

>>38180034
Hahaha Dean lad wait till Smithy and the boys find out about this, you're a proper weirdo you know

>>38180082

Where abouts are you? I'd be willing to travel to Birmingham/Northampton, maybe MK at a push if you fancied a flutter

>>38179843
most normies dont even understand it tbqh. its the same reason people very rarely admit they are wrong. people create an identity based on their beliefs/political agendas etc. proving them wrong can lead to a feeling of losing ones identity and direction.

>>38179901
i was the same in highschool though because i got bullied and picked on. there was only a few people i could talk to, and i was an absolute mong with pretty much everyone else.

it sounds like anxiety to me. sounds like you freeze up because you feel self conscious about talking. could be autism too. probably actually is a combination of autism and anxiety.

are you autistic? im pretty sure what you said it a common tendency of autistic children

>>38179913
Yeah and I still think you're tomoko to be honest
The house thing wasn't me, I think it was broad and vague enough to spook you though

For what it's worth I think you're quite cute and much more deserving of attention than ebin

Post more pics of your teddy bear

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4 days without breaking down. Streak broken in the past hour. Fuck sake.

Was doing so well also. Even started eating properly again.

>>38180090
ew, ebin is /coastal/ as well? hating knowing i have something in common with him

>>38180089
I'm not relabeling all my apustajas, nor am I giving pepe or apu their own folders. Too much effort.

>>38180166
you tread that retarded fucking frog the way you would your waifu you piece of shit

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real babestation hours

ashley

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>>38180161
I had a breakdown earlier today, lad. We're both gonna make it.

this tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3__KOf6xZE

>>38180189
I'm not sure what you're attempting to communicate to me, but rest assured that I shall NOT be posting my husbando after THAT little outburst

>>38180222
>he's gay and has trips
I take it all back marry me

>>38180166
>nor am I giving pepe or apu their own folders.
doesn't that get confusing or hard to find images sometime?

i have my folders for those organised in this way:
>pepe (angry)
>pepe (happy)
>pepe (sad)
>pepe (smug)
>pepe (tarot)
>wojaks
>wojaks (female)
>apu

>>38180222
Don't treat kaiji like that just because an anon was rude

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>>38180086
I quoted my post from the archive and it was clear there was no offence. I believe he agreed with me

>>38180090
>that question
both are complete dumps, but I have to go to Scarborough for everything pretty much. Its got a lot of foreigners and complete degenerates now, I don't go on my own though.

>>38180137
possibly

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>>38179789
stick this guy in the hole lad

>>38180128
Quite a bit from there but not too much. I gave the idea of a meetup quite a bit of thought after last time you offered as well but it's just not something i'd do - still not at that point where I can do that kind of thing.

Any of you lads going to any festivals this summer?

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>>38180281


Have we cracked it lad

>>38180323
I want to do a day of reading again but I have nothing to my name, and my normie friends care even less about me these days. I'll settle for having had one gig this year. I thought Community fest had an ok line up, but reading looks shit tbqh.

>>38180272
>possibly

im dyslexic and have add. have learning difficulties is really annoying but at least we can get more benefits. we may only have to work 3 times a week.

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>>38180237
I just have pepe and then a memorable word or two

>>38180241
How did you know lad?
Obviously Kaiji gets his own folder

>>38180364
I love it lad
>>38180369
>dyslexic
an excuse for literally nothing

Went to some chinese girls house and took her virginity.

She was fucking bleeding everywhere and has been bleeding since.

She ended up going down A&E because it wont stop bleeding.

Wut do. There was so much blood my hand still smells like iron.

>>38180364
you didn't need to add the damn though bubble. just zoom in on him.

also id add a grimey texture over the whole thing to make it look a bit shit

smelly willies lads haha

>>38180237
>people actually have well organised pepe folders

>>38180323
I was gonna go leedsfest to see milky chance but i went last year and it wasnt enjoyable so nope

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>>38180154
>The house thing wasn't me, I think it was broad and vague enough to spook you though
Wait, so you don't actually know my address?

>For what it's worth I think you're quite cute and much more deserving of attention than ebin
Thanks, although really I just like to provide content for you guys in the form of OC phonecalls and pics because you're my (only) friends, not for attention

>I think you're quite cute
what did he mean by this
>nervouspepe.jpg

>Post more pics of your teddy bear
*handstand*

>>38180418
Cieran please answer my houseshare question

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>>38180391
I'd say call LeedsLad for his asian grill advice, but then again that girl is hardly a virgin. half of britfeel had wanged those beef curtains

>>38180448
Nah she was definatly a virgin. She hasnt fucked anyone at all and I could tell from her shit tier bjs

>be me
>4am
>dad is frying squid again
>SON GET THE HOSE
>climb out of window and put hose through kitchen window
>there's a kink in the hose
>pressure builds up too much and blows up the house
>squid everywhere
>dad is just swimming and shaking his head
>police come and say "you're nicked"

I'm in jail now lads help

>>38180390
>an excuse for literally nothing

what makes you say that?

>>38180272
I know what you mean, fucking disgusting how many non whites are in the UK now, basically just fuck it up and ruin towns across the country, can't go anywhere without seeing a nigger or paki.

>>38180467
>4am
GET OUTTTTTT

>>38180473
personal experience lad.

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>>38180210
Hope we both do lad! This is all so fucking stupid. Shouldn't be like this.

>>38180367
>>38180413
You lads have done R&L? I've always been kind of tempted but the shit I hear about just puts me off ngl. Probably doesn't help that I "work" the festivals too

>>38180411
i have well-organised folders for everything

i honestly don't understand how someone can function on 4chan with like a single folder, i would never find any of the images i wanted to post

>Mummy found the smegma jar
It was the look of sheer disappointment that hurt me more than the embarrassment desu

>>38180442
All questions must be asked through Sir Slothington

The answer is no. I'm ure I'd get on with that Kieran though

I can usually empathise with people on britfeel, but cute vulnerable-looking anime avatars make me want to hug you until the end of time.

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>>38180482
Its wierd, it was never this bad before in like 2009-2011 but all of a sudden I start leaving the house in 2016/2017 and they are everywhere, /pol/ wasn't wrong.

They are even in my small foundation classes, eastern europeans and a muslim girl. And its daytime they walk around in groups speaking some incomprehensible language and pickpocketing.

then again the whites are also total chavvy degenerates so I don't really know anymore

>>38180504
Tbh i wouldnt bother, its loud as fuck, full of normies (duh), everythings expensive as fuck, no good showers, the toilets are like something from Liberia and the weather if its shit is not a good place to be in a tent. Literally rivers of mud at Leeds last year.

>>38180493
my personal experience must be different. i have always wondered if it just bull shit for people who just happen to be shit at school. After going to uni though, and being friends with other dyslexics, i have found that how we instructive our work and learn is unnatural to the norm.

i also doubt that hundreds of academics are just having a laugh and going along with it

>>38180572
I'm glad we have whites like you who know the truth, we need to fight for our race ebin.

>>38180572
>eastern europeans
slavs are friends, not fuckboys. it's all about European nationalism now

>>38180562
That would be really, really nice right now.

Hope you're doing well

Bum is a bit smelly lads, can't remember the last time I had a baff

>>38180572
you do know they are this way because they are poor? notice how it is always poor people that are stupid hence white chavs.

dont be brain washed by /pol/ memes

>>38180599
Its not polish though, its the bulgarians/romanians. You can tell because they have a darker tone than usual whites

I feel a lot more scared around foreigners, its obvious they are constantly up to no good but nobody can say anything

>>38180502
What did it for you, lad, if you don't mind me asking?
The realisation of lack of control did it to me.

What feelings flow over you when you listen to a speech by Xi Jinping?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbkGXUFaiY

>>38180673
Unironically rather enjoyed the couple of minutes that I listened to when you posted it earlier. He does seem like a sand up guy.

>>38180195
>generic hairless slut with fake tits and too much makeup

no thanks lad

>>38180655
technically I'm poor though, I don't spend all my money on adidas clothing, iphones, alcohol and drugs though. Being poor isn't an excuse

>there is literally nothing you can say to convince me life isn't a simulation

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>>38180673

Fucking hell lads, is that Ebin and Xi at 7:10?

>>38180586
Oh dw I wasn't tempted. I've heard horror stories of shit smeared on people's tents and stuff. Really wish I went to DL this year

>>38180572
>Tilde and Ebin are both racist

Seeing a correlation here lads

>>38180391
what? thats not normal. didn't you get her wet enough? she should be dripping before you stick anythinf in lad

>>38180711
I theorised the truman show before hearing about the concept or watching it and was convinced whilst watching it that the movie was a tactic to dispel my theory that everyone knows something that I don't. I'm starting to think that this is the villains backstory, though.

Need to clean the smeg and piss off a lad's willy, anyone up for it?x

>>38180752
Yep she was dripping wet, Her lace panties were soaked.

Even used a bit of lube because she wanted to use it to ease the pain lol

>>38180720
>Tfw Xi comes on the news, I laugh automatically and get strange looks

>>38180696
>hairless
lol u wot?

need her big bum on my face

https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-06-29/

>>38180732
I'm not racist, I don't hate them for no reason.

I hate degenerate whites too, most of them are just as bad usually. The foreigners are just up to no good

this meme argument has been done a million times though

>>38180720
hahahaha, those walls

>>38180707
you're still a complete degenerate loser though

>>38180707
ebin lad. i thought you were smarter than this. this is because you have been brought up in a different environment and you were never friends with chavs. if you are brought up in a stupid family and all you know is stupid people, and them stupid people are your reference group for respect, you're going to copy their behavior. look at history, look at any society. people are a reflection of their environment. very few people have independent thought. you're different because you never had any other influence, you sat on your own most of the time and hardly spoke to other people. if all you are taught is shit, you're most likely to become shit.

>>38180796
CIVIC PAKI BASHING

>>38180796
>The foreigners are just up to no good
What do you personally, mean by this?

Any lads want to let me lick earwax out of their bumhole?x

>>38180711
Similarly, there's little you can say to convince me it is

>>38180796
>The foreigners are just up to no good

My racist grandad used to say the same thing

>>38180796
>I hate degenerate whites too
t. degenerate white

>>38180828
the thoughts of ai construct on irrelevant to me

>>38180802
I don't drink, do drugs or commit crime. I respect laws and other people

>>38180820
they hang around pick pocketing all day, I'm not exaggerating it is clear what they are doing in the town centre all day.

>>38180813
what stops these people from thinking on their own and looking at the internet though?

>>38180789
i like a bit of bush lad

>>38180796
>I hate degenerate whites too
you're a NEET who spends his days flirting with a tranny on the loser board of an anime forum

show just a tiny bit self-awareness, ebin

>>38180863
Do you pay for all the anime you've watched ebin?

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>"What concerns me most is those who are still in strained circumstances"

This is what Xi had to say after visiting Ebin in his room

>>38180879
No anon, you don't understand, he's saving the white race!

>>38180862
>the thoughts of ai construct on irrelevant to me
What did he mean by this?

>>38180879
I find ebin endearing an all, but the only thing convincing me that he isn't just a character is how frequently he posts.It's almost beyond satire

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>>38180879
I'm aware its not ideal. I don't really flirt though

>>38180890
alright lad you've got me on that, I've pirated movies too

>>38180897
I'm not a cringey /pol/ poster though, I voted labour. I just don't feel safe when theres groups of young foreign men walking around speaking a different language. It doesn't exactly instill confidence

THE /hr/ MODS LET MY THREAD EXPIRE I AM SO HAPPY

Ebin, pretty much everything you say is spot on.

I don't really endorse labour, but I understand why you did it on that occasion

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>>38180667
I wish it was something as complex as lack of control, or some existential dread. At least then I wouldn't have to feel so pathetic about my piddly issues in comparison.

Hope you feel better soon, and manage to get over it! That sounds like a horrible thing to fret over.

>>38180863
>what stops these people from thinking on their own and looking at the internet though?

same thing that stops you from opening a book. you dont know were to start. if all they know is football players, hiphop artists, and other people that talk shit, they dont think about looking up plato or something. these people surround themselves with other chavs, and anything different is seen as threatening to their self image which they derive respect from in their peer group. if they only know how to interact a certain way with their friends/family, how can suddenly just change, especially while any change i shunned and shamed.

>>38181003
I've been alright for the last few hours, a lot of small reminders all came at once is all. Hope you're okay too.

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When and why did /britfeel/ become /ebinafeel/? Will it stop being that?

buy me a 2dsxl and some games please lads?

>>38181099
I'd imagine it'll get extremely boring as if it hasn't already. Not my fault nobody else is posting much interesting.

Really hope britnormie is using this time to create a new character

>>38181117
most characters get ignored until they are frequently posted and forced. happens all the time. i remember when sexy kev got ignored all the time.

>>38181160
SS anon for example had interest instantly, could have been successful but it got taken too far and got too unrealistic

Wow, it's only 2 AM and I already feel sleepy. This might be my chance to fix my sleep schedule

>>38181212
yeah, he did. some do take off straight away. i made up that richard character a while ago and it started to take off but i could not be ased doing it anymore. some other tried to carry it on but they done it completely wrong.

let's have a crossover episode and introduce some characters from other boards' /brit/ threads

maybe get craven or brum to make a surprise appearance

>>38178276
I've always imagined britfeelers to work in a job like that, do you live with your parents?

>girl asks me why i don't talk

how the fuck are you meant to respond to that? its not like i can tell the truth and say i have social anxiety

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Leave memes to me

Bum is kicking out proper rotten farts

>>38181266
i used to get this. say something like "i dont know what to say" or "i dont have anything to say". they will usually shut up. they probably know you're shy and just teasing you.

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>>38181266
>why are you so quiet?
>why are you so weird?

>>38181332
Can I have a sniff?x

>>38181266
I just say I only speak when I have something worth saying

>>38181269
yay best poster. I do seem to be one of the few people that replies to you though.

>>38181386
it really is the robot hours. 5 years of that in secondary school.

>>38181422
I'm not the best poster, anon. You are!
Sorry I've not been posting the printouts, I thought there were much more.

tea, scones or me?

I've been really struggling with anxiety after a hangover lately lads. It's got so bad that I can't get pissed on a Saturday night because my anxiety is bad on a Monday morning.

It's also making me less relaxed when I go out to drink aswell, I'm conscious about drinking too much so I end up being really boring.

I think it's because my work is pretty hard and I have meetings and shit. I think if I worked on a building site or something I would be fine. I think the anxiety started because I thought people would notice I was hung over.

>visiting friend by train
>journey has two bits
>first bit is travelling about 112 miles in an hour and a half
>second bit is traveling 66 miles in an hour and 40 minutes
What the fuck is Southern Rail's problem?

>>38181592
Your anxiety about people noticing you're hungover probably makes people more likely to notice tbqh

>>38181625
>he gave the exact distances
Only a matter of time before you get doxxed lad

SHIT ON THE FLOOOOR

I'm having a glass of my brothers vanilla coke. I feel like a devil

>>38181823
>vanilla coke
Absolutely disgusting

>>38181632
The stupid thing is I might be panicking before I get to work, but within an hour or 2 I've literally forgotten about it, there's never actually been a problem.

A friend said that our bodies fight the effects of alcohol when intoxicated, but this carries on when we stop drinking, and without the effects of alcohol it makes us feel anxious. I essentially get withdrawal symptoms after one night.

The only time this is beneficial is when I'm on a few days sesh and I have no work, I can carry on drinking for ages. However, when I do eventually stop I feel suicidal.

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I like drinking water :)

Predator was on on film 4, got me all nostalgic

I remember I had a few of the figures, I thought they was toys and snapped them trying to play with them. Managed to convince the company they came like that and they sent me new ones, was so happy.

When I turned 14/15ish my mum told me I was too old for toys and I got upset and threw them away. I wish I hadn't done that I'm so pissed.

How can i be less farty?

>>38181902
Sit on my face and wank me off whilst you fart please

>>38181849
T. Pleb

Originakdjddj

>>38181896
Women ruin everything. Sorry to hear that lad

>>38182004
Ditry bastard

Take a shit on my chest while singing nursery rhymes to me

>>38181896
My mum also convinced me to bin all my toys when I was like 15. I wish i'd put them in the attic instead.

>>38182070
>Ditry bastard

Very.

Can't do that I'm afraid. Shit isn't my thing